Description
Just when you thought it was safe to read, Chuck Norris is back with another roundhouse kick to the face. Fans of this bestselling series will rejoice at this newest addition to the hilarious anthology. The Last Stand of Chuck Norris contains 400 all-new, kick-ass facts about the book's indomitable namesake.
Some New Facts Are:
* Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
* When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
* Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down.
* Chuck Norris doesn't need a Twitter account. He is already following you.
* Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
Features:
* The Last Stand Of Chuck Norris: 400 All New Facts about the Most Terrifying Man In The Universe
* 400 All New Facts About Chuck Norris
* Paperback Book
* 160 Pages
Dimensions:
* The Last Stand Of Chuck Norris: 400 All New Facts about the Most Terrifying Man In The Universe - 7" x 5"
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