OVER THE HILL GIFTS
| You'll find great birthday gifts for your older friends in this section. We've got happy birthday over the hill mugs, hilarious figurines, a digital birthday candle, and even an over the hill piggy bank! |
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The F*ck 40 Shooter
Four shots to help your 40-Year-Old forget how old he is! Shot recipes are included for Senility Crash Course, Old Rusty Spike, Toe Tag, and Gin and Bear It. The drink recipes are on the back of the shot glass. Whenever you feel down about your age, do a shot!
Features:
* The F*ck 40 Shooter
* Made Of High Quality Glass
* Recipes For Four Unique Drinks On Back Of Shooter Glass
Dimensions:
* The F*ck 40 Shooter - 4" x 1 1/2"
Sexy Grandmother Travel Mug
Ahhh, the freedom of having your coffee and tea while you travel is essential. Our ceramic travel mug can help you! These mugs are stylish and fun. Great for coffee, tea or whatever other beverage you choose to carry with you - you'll find this ceramic travel mug is perfect. The ceramic travel mug comes with a slip-lock sip lid which means that you can close the lid to avoid spills when you hit bumps in the road. This travel mug is white with a pink floral design covering the face of the mug. On the face of the travel mug features the comical quote "I'm too sexy to be a Grandmother." This mug makes a great gift for the sexy grandma you know!
Features:
* Sexy Grandmother Travel Mug
* Made Of High Quality Ceramic
* Rubberized Bottom
* Easy Removable Top
* Officially Licensed Product
Dimensions:
* Sexy Grandmother Travel Mug - 6 1/2" x 3 1/4"
Over The Hill Fire Extinguisher
A great gag gift to poke fun at someones birthday when they have to blow out so many candles. This mini extinguisher can be filled with water and be used to put out all the flames on the candles on the birthday cake! Give this extinguisher as part of a gift and watch the laughs arise. Makes a great over the hill birthday gift!
Features:
* Over The Hill Fire Extinguisher
* Fill With Water And Push Handle To Squirt Water
* Makes A Great Novelty Gag Gift
Dimensions:
* Over The Hill Fire Extinguisher - 4 1/2"
The Turning 21 Bar Exam Game
Combine celebrating a 21st birthday and mingling with The Turning 21 Bar Exam Game. The object of the game is for the birthday girl or boy to collect all five of the shot cards. The newly minted 21-year-old must perform tasks such as dirty dance with a stranger, recite the alphabet backwards or tie a cherry stem in a knot with their tongue. With each completed task the birthday boy or girl receives a new card in hope of collecting all five shot cards. The 21-year-old keeps playing until he or she gets one of each shot card. Then he or she gets to assign the shots to friends participating in the game. The Turning 21 Bar Exam Game is great way to make the night spectacular for the birthday boy or girl.
Features:
* The Turning 21 Bar Exam Game
* Great Party Game For The Newly Minted 21 Year Old
* High Quality Deck Of Playing Cards With Game Rules And Pictures
Dimensions:
* The Turning 21 Bar Exam Game - 3 1/2" x 2 1/2"
Too Young To Be 40 Coffee Mug
A great way to celebrate a milestone in your life with a little added humor. This coffee mug is made out of ceramic and features the comical saying "Too Young To Be 40" written on the front in red and white lettering with a black border behind it. Mug comes in its own decorative gift box so gift giving is simple and easy!
Features:
* Too Young To Be 40 Coffee Mug
* Made Out Of High Quality Ceramic
* Comes In Its Own Decorative Gift Box
Dimensions:
* Too Young To Be 40 Coffee Mug - 4" x 5"
Too Young To Be 70 Coffee Mug
A great way to celebrate a milestone in your life with a little added humor. This coffee mug is made out of ceramic and features the comical saying "Too Young To Be 70" written on the front in red and white lettering with a black border behind it. Mug comes in its own decorative gift box so gift giving is simple and easy!
Features:
* Too Young To Be 70 Coffee Mug
* Made Out Of High Quality Ceramic
* Comes In Its Own Decorative Gift Box
Dimensions:
* Too Young To Be 70 Coffee Mug - 4" x 5"
The 21 And Having Fun Party Shooter
A great way to celebrate your 21st birthday with another drink! This shooter glass features the number 21 with a colorful background on the front of the glass. The opposite side of the shooter features recipes for four different drinks to help add to the birthday festivities.
Features:
* The 21 And Having Fun Party Shooter
* Displays "21" On The Front In A Colorful Design
* Four Unique Drink Recipes On Back Of Shooter Named (Peppermint Patty, Vanilla-Lemon Drop, Sour Puss, And Jager-Schlager)
Dimensions:
* The 21 And Having Fun Party Shooter - 4" x 1 1/2"
The F*ck 50 Shooter
The F*ck 50 Shooter is exactly what every person reaching 50 needs. A small vessel to fill with booze for them to drink until they think they are 21 again. Whenever you feel down about your age, take a shot! Perfect for birthdays! The back of the shooter glass features four different drink recipes that are cleverly named to associate with over the hill references.
Features:
* The F*ck 50 Shooter
* Displays Logo "F*ck 50" On The Front
* Four Unique Drink Recipes On Back Of Shooter Named (Old Rusty Spike, Senility Crash Course, Gin And Bear It, And Toe Tag)
Dimensions:
* The F*ck 50 Shooter - 4" x 1 1/2"
Sex! Scratch Tickets
Eight sexy scratch tickets to get you and your lover in the mood for a night of passion. Every ticket is a winner, so give one to your lover when you feel that it is your GET LUCKY day!
Features:
* Includes 8 scratch off tickets
* Match 3 like syombols to win
* Every ticket is a winner!
It Took Me 60 Years To Look This Good Ceramic Mug
A great gift to give to someone to celebrate that birthday milestone. This ceramic coffee mug helps celebrate that special 60th birthday. This mug is colored in white with a decorative section that reads "It Took Me 60 Years To Look This Good." The inside of the mug is completely colored in yellow.
Dimensions:
* Mug - 4.5" tall, 4" wide
40 and Fabulous Ceramic Mug
A great gift to give to someone to celebrate that birthday milestone. This ceramic coffee mug helps celebrate that special 40th birthday. This mug is colored in white with a decorative section that reads "40 and Fabulous!" The inside of the mug is completely colored in light blue.
Dimensions:
* Mug - 4.5" tall, 4" wide
Sex Dice
Sex dice for two amorous adults! Begin by one of you rolling the dice. The red die instructs you what to do and the pink die determines how long you do it. The roller decides who assumes each position.
F*ck 60 Shooter Glass
Four shots to help your 60-Year-Old to forget how old he is! Shot recipes are included for Old Rusty Spike, Senility Crash Course, Gin and Bear It, and Toe Tag. The drink recipes are on the back of the shot glass.
Over The Hill 50th Birthday "Bling" Wine Glass Black
They're BIG. They're BRASH. They're GLASS with CLASS! These fabulous glitzy, jewel-encrusted, 50th Birthday Wine Glasses will definitely NOT go unnoticed at the party, pub or restaurant where the party person will be suitably spotlighted.
Makes a great gift for any friend, the boss or Mom & Dad, these large and funky, showy and gem dripping, drinking glasses will be a definite winner wherever they appear.
* Measures 12" H
* Hand-Painted
* Packed in exquisite gift boxes with ribbon tie
Over The Hill 40th Birthday "Bling" Wine Glass Black
They're BIG. They're BRASH. They're GLASS with CLASS! These fabulous glitzy, jewel-encrusted, 40th Birthday Wine Glasses will definitely NOT go unnoticed at the party, pub or restaurant where the party person will be suitably spotlighted.
Makes a great gift for any friend, the boss or Mom & Dad, these large and funky, showy and gem dripping, drinking glasses will be a definite winner wherever they appear.
* Measures 12" H
* Hand-Painted
* Packed in exquisite gift boxes with ribbon tie
Texxxt Message Seduction
A year of sexy text message seductions. Every other week, select one of the cell phone-shaped game cards based on its seduction description. Tear open the screen on the card to reveal a text script you send to your lover throughout the day to seduce him or her for sex that night. There are racy, creative, and entertaining seductions to choose from. Whatever your mood, there’s always a wide variety to choose from.
"I'm Too Sexy To Be 50" Travel Mug
A travel mug with for the over the hill jokster you know. This travel mug, which is made of ceramic, is colored in blue with an orange handle. On the front of the mug features the saying "I'm too sexy to be 50!" It also features a sealing plastic top with air and sipping holes that close shut by rotating the top. Soft rubber on bottom to protect surfaces. Ceramic mug with white on the inside. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
Dimensions:
* Travel Mug - 6.25" tall
* Holds 15oz of liquid
I'm Too Sexy To Be 40 Over The Hill Trave Mug
I'm Too Sexy To Be 40 Over The Hill Trave Mug
Bullshit Button
There is always at least one person in the office who is always mouthing off thinking they know everything or maybe there is a person who is always late or off and makes up the most stupid excuse to get away with it. Help is at hand with this excellent Bullshit Button, simply hit the button to blast out a loud bullshit alert making loudmouth and sick-note shut up and realise what idiots they are!
5 different Bullshit Alerts.
"(Beep) That was bullshit"
"(Siren) Bullshit detected, take precautions"
"Bullshit level defcon 5"
"Oh come on now, that ain't even bullshit, that's horseshit"
"Warning, warning, bullshit alert"
Includes 2 x AAA Batteries.
Official Boob Inspector Badge
Give your bachelor the power to inspect boobs and be able to stare with certainty, "That's a 10-4 on the Double-Ds".
Wine Bottle T-Shirt - 50 & Aged To Perfection
A great way to dress up any wine bottle you may give as a gift. This wine bottle t-shirt is black in color with the comical saying "50 & Aged To Perfection" next to an image of a wine glass filled with wine on the front of the shirt. A tag is also attached to the shirt so that you can write down your name so the recipient knows who gave them this hysterical gift.
Features:
* Wine Bottle T-Shirt - 50 & Aged To Perfection
* Made Of High Quality Fabric
* Fits Any Wine Bottle
Dimensions:
* Wine Bottle T-Shirt - 50 & Aged To Perfection -6 1/2" x 7 3/4"
Flashing Musical Birthday Button - Age 21
Keep your birthday boy or girl drinking with this birthday button. Pressing a tab on the back of the button lets everyone (including the bartender) know whose birthday it is. The red light flashes and the button plays a noticeably loud Happy Birthday tune. Scoring free drinks for your birthday boy or girl has never been easier!
Features:
* Flashing Musical Birthday Button - Age 21
* Push Button On Back To Activate
* Batteries Included
* Flashing Light And Plays "Happy Birthday"
Dimensions:
* Flashing Musical Birthday Button - Age 21 - 2 1/2" Diameter
Coots Old Age Road Rage Bobble Figurine #73
From the Coots Collection. Coots Bobblehead figurine titled "Old Age Road Rage." Features an old Coot on his ride. The base reads "Old Age Road Race" Made of resin. Measures 5.5" high.
Makes a perfect gift for that Little Old Coot.
Formerly known as "stud muffins"; these ol' Coots are over the Hill and Hilarious fun!
Aw Shit, Here Comes 40 Gift Bag
A great way to add a little humor to someones 40th birthday. This gift bag is black in color with a glossy finish. The phrase "Aw Shit, Here Comes 40" is displayed on the front and back in the colors white and red. Two nylon strings make handles for carrying.
Features:
* Aw Shit, Here Comes 40 Gift Bag
* Glossy Finish
* Nylon String Handles
Dimensions:
* Aw Shit, Here Comes 40 Gift Bag - 10" x 4"
Wine Bottle T-Shirt - Screw It! Let's Celebrate!
A great way to dress up any wine bottle you may give as a gift. This wine bottle t-shirt is black in color with the comical saying "Screw It! Let's Celebrate! Happy Birthday" surrounding an image of a cork screw opener on the front of the shirt. A tag is also attached to the shirt so that you can write down your name so the recipient knows who gave them this hysterical gift.
Dimensions:
* Wine Bottle T-Shirt - 6 1/2" x 7 3/4"
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