From the Coots Collection. Middle Age Figurine. This old coot isn't afraid to step on the scale wearing his heart covered boxer shorts and tube socks! Base reads "Middle Age: When your age shows around your middle." Made of resin. Makes a great gift idea and perfect for home decor also.

Features:
* Coots Middle Age Figurine #76
* Made Of High Quality Resin
* Old Coot Standing On Scale In Boxer Shorts
* Makes A Great Gift Idea

Dimensions:
* Coots Middle Age Figurine #76 - 6 1/4"

 

This has to be the perfect birthday gift for her! This exquisite wine glass is beautifully decorated in a stylish and chic design that makes it an ideal gift! It's a brilliant birthday keepsake and one that she's bound to treasure! Each glass comes beautifully and carefully packaged in a gift box adorned with ribbons ready for you to present to her straight away. All you need now is the bottle of bubbly to go with it! So give her a gift she will truly appreciate with these ultimately elegant and so very chic birthday wine glasses.

Features:
* Tallulah Happy Birthday Painted Wine Glass With Gift Box
* Made Of High Quality Glass
* Hand Painted Happy Birthday Design
* Wine Glass Comes In Its Own Custom Gift Box

Dimensions:
* Tallulah Happy Birthday Painted Wine Glass With Gift Box - 10" x 5 1/2"

 

A great way to add a little humor to someones special birthday. This birthday candle features a sleeping man in his shirt and boxer shorts sound sleep ontop of the number 40. Below him is the phrase "Too Pooped To Party." This candle is the perfect addition to any birthday cake and is sure to create lots of laughs when everyone sees it.

Dimensions:
* Too Pooped To Party Age 40 Birthday Candle - 4" x 3 1/4"

 

Four shots to help your 40-Year-Old forget how old he is! Shot recipes are included for Senility Crash Course, Old Rusty Spike, Toe Tag, and Gin and Bear It. The drink recipes are on the back of the shot glass. Whenever you feel down about your age, do a shot!

Features:
* The F*ck 40 Shooter
* Made Of High Quality Glass
* Recipes For Four Unique Drinks On Back Of Shooter Glass

Dimensions:
* The F*ck 40 Shooter - 4" x 1 1/2"

 

Ahhh, the freedom of having your coffee and tea while you travel is essential. Our ceramic travel mug can help you! These mugs are stylish and fun. Great for coffee, tea or whatever other beverage you choose to carry with you - you'll find this ceramic travel mug is perfect. The ceramic travel mug comes with a slip-lock sip lid which means that you can close the lid to avoid spills when you hit bumps in the road. This travel mug is white with a pink floral design covering the face of the mug. On the face of the travel mug features the comical quote "I'm too sexy to be a Grandmother." This mug makes a great gift for the sexy grandma you know!

Features:
* Sexy Grandmother Travel Mug
* Made Of High Quality Ceramic
* Rubberized Bottom
* Easy Removable Top
* Officially Licensed Product

Dimensions:
* Sexy Grandmother Travel Mug - 6 1/2" x 3 1/4"

 

Now you finally have a chance to own a #1 Best Seller about a topic most people don't know much about at all. This book is a comprehensive guidebook with information compiled by expert studies involving one on one field research. Now with easy-to-read format and updated information.

Features:
* Soft Covered Book
* All pages are Blank (Get the joke?)

 

This Drunk Spin Game is an authentic working roulette wheel made of durable high impact plastic. Spin the wheel take a chance take a shot. When the ball lands on your number, you need to drink that.

Features:
* A fun party casino style roulette shot set game. This is a Roulette Drinking Game for 2 to 3 players
* This Roulette Drinking Game set features an authentic working casino-style roulette wheel made of durable high impact plastic.
* The Drinking Game set comes with six shot glasses, you could fill the glass with different drink, each shot glass is labeled by number and color.
* Based around a wheel you simply spin the centre, add the ball, and drink from the numbered shot glass it lands on.
* Become the life of the party!

Contains:
* 2 Steel balls
* 6 Shot glasses
* Roulette spinning wheel
* Tray to hold roulette wheel and glasses

Dimensions:
* Roulette Wheel - 8.5" Diameter

 

Now you finally have a chance to own a #1 Best Seller about a topic most people don't know much about at all. This book is a comprehensive guidebook with information compiled by expert studies involving one on one field research. Now with easy-to-read format and updated information.

Features:
* Soft Covered Book
* All pages are Blank (Get the joke?)

 

A beautiful gift to give to someone turning the special age. This champagne glass is hand decorated in pink with white beading. On the front of the glass features the phrase "Birthday Girl" in bright pink lettering. Makes a great gift and can be showcased in any room when you are not using it.

Dimensions:
* Champagne Glass - 10" tall, 3 3/8" wide
* Champagne glass comes in a beautiful gift box lined with white satin

 

1,000 Drinking Games combines rounds of classic and new drinking games with off-the-wall plot twists and a variety of drink assignments. This set includes all of the popular drinking concepts: dice games, card games, word games, tongue twisters, spinner games, categories, ranking-based games, etc. Players can enjoy their favorite games over and over or learn a new game each time they play!

Includes: 10 Game Concept Cards, 10 Plot Twist Cards, 10 Next Round Cards, 1 Categories Card, 1 Tougue Twisters Card, 11 Numerical Rank Cards, 2 CHUG! Cards, 1 Spinner, 2 Regular Dice, 1 Drink Assignment Die, and EASY-TO-FOLLOW Instructions.

 

Get the party started with a fun "You Know You are 40" Pint glass. This is a great gift for someone celebrating their 40th birthday.

 

Get the party started with a fun "You Know You are 60" Pint glass. This is a great gift for someone celebrating their 60th birthday.

 

Get the party started with a fun "You Know You are 50" Pint glass. This is a great gift for someone celebrating their 50th birthday.

 

They're BIG. They're BRASH. They're GLASS with CLASS! These fabulous glitzy, jewel-encrusted, "Over The Hill" Wine Glasses will definitely NOT go unnoticed at the party, pub or restaurant where the party person will be suitably spotlighted.

Makes a great gift for any friend, the boss or Mom & Dad, these large and funky, showy and gem dripping, drinking glasses will be a definite winner wherever they appear.

* Measures 12" H
* Hand-Painted
* Packed in exquisite gift boxes with ribbon tie

 

From the Mwah! Tableware Collection. Rocking Chair Couple Salt & Pepper Shaker Set. This set featuring an elderly couple kissing is held together with magnets. Made of ceramic with glossy finish. Measures 4" high. Hand wash only.

 

From the Coots Collection. Coots figurine is titled "Women You Feel." Reads "You're only as young as the women you feel" on the base. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Stands 6.25" tall.The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

 

Each shrink wrapped carton contains 12 fortune cookies with such classic lines as: You’re Over the Hill when your candles set off the smoke detectors, or Age is just a number, and yours is unlisted! and much more!

 

Each shrink wrapped carton contains 12 fortune cookies with such classic lines as: You’re Over the Hill when your candles set off the smoke detectors, or Age is just a number, and yours is unlisted! and much more!

 

Each shrink wrapped carton contains 12 fortune cookies with such classic lines as: You’re Over the Hill when your candles set off the smoke detectors, or Age is just a number, and yours is unlisted! and much more!

 

This ingenious Beer Belt offers the ultimate in hands free technology! This fully adjustable beer belt allows for convenient carrying and storage of a full six pack of beer - can or bottle. Keep your next brew within reach wherever you go with this unique beer holder!

 

Give that bachelorette the power of being a Pecker Inspector for the Dept. of Erections. She will be able to ask, "Do you have a license for that gun?".

 

A great gag gift to poke fun at someones birthday when they have to blow out so many candles. This mini extinguisher can be filled with water and be used to put out all the flames on the candles on the birthday cake! Give this extinguisher as part of a gift and watch the laughs arise. Makes a great over the hill birthday gift!

Features:
* Over The Hill Fire Extinguisher
* Fill With Water And Push Handle To Squirt Water
* Makes A Great Novelty Gag Gift

Dimensions:
* Over The Hill Fire Extinguisher - 4 1/2"

 

Combine celebrating a 21st birthday and mingling with The Turning 21 Bar Exam Game. The object of the game is for the birthday girl or boy to collect all five of the shot cards. The newly minted 21-year-old must perform tasks such as dirty dance with a stranger, recite the alphabet backwards or tie a cherry stem in a knot with their tongue. With each completed task the birthday boy or girl receives a new card in hope of collecting all five shot cards. The 21-year-old keeps playing until he or she gets one of each shot card. Then he or she gets to assign the shots to friends participating in the game. The Turning 21 Bar Exam Game is great way to make the night spectacular for the birthday boy or girl.

Features:
* The Turning 21 Bar Exam Game
* Great Party Game For The Newly Minted 21 Year Old
* High Quality Deck Of Playing Cards With Game Rules And Pictures


Dimensions:
* The Turning 21 Bar Exam Game - 3 1/2" x 2 1/2"

 

A great way to celebrate a milestone in your life with a little added humor. This coffee mug is made out of ceramic and features the comical saying "Too Young To Be 40" written on the front in red and white lettering with a black border behind it. Mug comes in its own decorative gift box so gift giving is simple and easy!

Features:
* Too Young To Be 40 Coffee Mug
* Made Out Of High Quality Ceramic
* Comes In Its Own Decorative Gift Box

Dimensions:
* Too Young To Be 40 Coffee Mug - 4" x 5"

 

A great way to celebrate a milestone in your life with a little added humor. This coffee mug is made out of ceramic and features the comical saying "Too Young To Be 70" written on the front in red and white lettering with a black border behind it. Mug comes in its own decorative gift box so gift giving is simple and easy!

Features:
* Too Young To Be 70 Coffee Mug
* Made Out Of High Quality Ceramic
* Comes In Its Own Decorative Gift Box

Dimensions:
* Too Young To Be 70 Coffee Mug - 4" x 5"

 

A great way to celebrate your 21st birthday with another drink! This shooter glass features the number 21 with a colorful background on the front of the glass. The opposite side of the shooter features recipes for four different drinks to help add to the birthday festivities.

Features:
* The 21 And Having Fun Party Shooter
* Displays "21" On The Front In A Colorful Design
* Four Unique Drink Recipes On Back Of Shooter Named (Peppermint Patty, Vanilla-Lemon Drop, Sour Puss, And Jager-Schlager)

Dimensions:
* The 21 And Having Fun Party Shooter - 4" x 1 1/2"

 

The F*ck 50 Shooter is exactly what every person reaching 50 needs. A small vessel to fill with booze for them to drink until they think they are 21 again. Whenever you feel down about your age, take a shot! Perfect for birthdays! The back of the shooter glass features four different drink recipes that are cleverly named to associate with over the hill references.

Features:
* The F*ck 50 Shooter
* Displays Logo "F*ck 50" On The Front
* Four Unique Drink Recipes On Back Of Shooter Named (Old Rusty Spike, Senility Crash Course, Gin And Bear It, And Toe Tag)

Dimensions:
* The F*ck 50 Shooter - 4" x 1 1/2"

 

Eight sexy scratch tickets to get you and your lover in the mood for a night of passion. Every ticket is a winner, so give one to your lover when you feel that it is your GET LUCKY day!

Features:
* Includes 8 scratch off tickets
* Match 3 like syombols to win
* Every ticket is a winner!

 

A great gift to give to someone to celebrate that birthday milestone. This ceramic coffee mug helps celebrate that special 60th birthday. This mug is colored in white with a decorative section that reads "It Took Me 60 Years To Look This Good." The inside of the mug is completely colored in yellow.

Dimensions:
* Mug - 4.5" tall, 4" wide

 

A great gift to give to someone to celebrate that birthday milestone. This ceramic coffee mug helps celebrate that special 40th birthday. This mug is colored in white with a decorative section that reads "40 and Fabulous!" The inside of the mug is completely colored in light blue.

Dimensions:
* Mug - 4.5" tall, 4" wide

 

Sex dice for two amorous adults! Begin by one of you rolling the dice. The red die instructs you what to do and the pink die determines how long you do it. The roller decides who assumes each position.

 

Four shots to help your 60-Year-Old to forget how old he is! Shot recipes are included for Old Rusty Spike, Senility Crash Course, Gin and Bear It, and Toe Tag. The drink recipes are on the back of the shot glass.

 

They're BIG. They're BRASH. They're GLASS with CLASS! These fabulous glitzy, jewel-encrusted, 50th Birthday Wine Glasses will definitely NOT go unnoticed at the party, pub or restaurant where the party person will be suitably spotlighted.

Makes a great gift for any friend, the boss or Mom & Dad, these large and funky, showy and gem dripping, drinking glasses will be a definite winner wherever they appear.

* Measures 12" H
* Hand-Painted
* Packed in exquisite gift boxes with ribbon tie

 

They're BIG. They're BRASH. They're GLASS with CLASS! These fabulous glitzy, jewel-encrusted, 40th Birthday Wine Glasses will definitely NOT go unnoticed at the party, pub or restaurant where the party person will be suitably spotlighted.

Makes a great gift for any friend, the boss or Mom & Dad, these large and funky, showy and gem dripping, drinking glasses will be a definite winner wherever they appear.

* Measures 12" H
* Hand-Painted
* Packed in exquisite gift boxes with ribbon tie

 

A year of sexy text message seductions. Every other week, select one of the cell phone-shaped game cards based on its seduction description. Tear open the screen on the card to reveal a text script you send to your lover throughout the day to seduce him or her for sex that night. There are racy, creative, and entertaining seductions to choose from. Whatever your mood, there’s always a wide variety to choose from.

 

A travel mug with for the over the hill jokster you know. This travel mug, which is made of ceramic, is colored in blue with an orange handle. On the front of the mug features the saying "I'm too sexy to be 50!" It also features a sealing plastic top with air and sipping holes that close shut by rotating the top. Soft rubber on bottom to protect surfaces. Ceramic mug with white on the inside. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

Dimensions:
* Travel Mug - 6.25" tall
* Holds 15oz of liquid

 

I'm Too Sexy To Be 40 Over The Hill Trave Mug

 

There is always at least one person in the office who is always mouthing off thinking they know everything or maybe there is a person who is always late or off and makes up the most stupid excuse to get away with it. Help is at hand with this excellent Bullshit Button, simply hit the button to blast out a loud bullshit alert making loudmouth and sick-note shut up and realise what idiots they are!

5 different Bullshit Alerts.

"(Beep) That was bullshit"
"(Siren) Bullshit detected, take precautions"
"Bullshit level defcon 5"
"Oh come on now, that ain't even bullshit, that's horseshit"
"Warning, warning, bullshit alert"

Includes 2 x AAA Batteries.

 

Give your bachelor the power to inspect boobs and be able to stare with certainty, "That's a 10-4 on the Double-Ds".

 

A great way to dress up any wine bottle you may give as a gift. This wine bottle t-shirt is black in color with the comical saying "50 & Aged To Perfection" next to an image of a wine glass filled with wine on the front of the shirt. A tag is also attached to the shirt so that you can write down your name so the recipient knows who gave them this hysterical gift.

Features:
* Wine Bottle T-Shirt - 50 & Aged To Perfection
* Made Of High Quality Fabric
* Fits Any Wine Bottle

Dimensions:
* Wine Bottle T-Shirt - 50 & Aged To Perfection -6 1/2" x 7 3/4"

 

Keep your birthday boy or girl drinking with this birthday button. Pressing a tab on the back of the button lets everyone (including the bartender) know whose birthday it is. The red light flashes and the button plays a noticeably loud Happy Birthday tune. Scoring free drinks for your birthday boy or girl has never been easier!

Features:
* Flashing Musical Birthday Button - Age 21
* Push Button On Back To Activate
* Batteries Included
* Flashing Light And Plays "Happy Birthday"

Dimensions:
* Flashing Musical Birthday Button - Age 21 - 2 1/2" Diameter

 

From the Coots Collection. Coots Bobblehead figurine titled "Old Age Road Rage." Features an old Coot on his ride. The base reads "Old Age Road Race" Made of resin. Measures 5.5" high.
Makes a perfect gift for that Little Old Coot.

Formerly known as "stud muffins"; these ol' Coots are over the Hill and Hilarious fun!

 

A great way to add a little humor to someones 40th birthday. This gift bag is black in color with a glossy finish. The phrase "Aw Shit, Here Comes 40" is displayed on the front and back in the colors white and red. Two nylon strings make handles for carrying.

Features:
* Aw Shit, Here Comes 40 Gift Bag
* Glossy Finish
* Nylon String Handles

Dimensions:
* Aw Shit, Here Comes 40 Gift Bag - 10" x 4"

 

A great way to dress up any wine bottle you may give as a gift. This wine bottle t-shirt is black in color with the comical saying "Screw It! Let's Celebrate! Happy Birthday" surrounding an image of a cork screw opener on the front of the shirt. A tag is also attached to the shirt so that you can write down your name so the recipient knows who gave them this hysterical gift.

Dimensions:
* Wine Bottle T-Shirt - 6 1/2" x 7 3/4"

 

A great way to dress up any wine bottle you may give as a gift. This wine bottle t-shirt is black in color with the comical saying "Aged To Perfection." next to an image of a wine glass on the front of the shirt. A tag is also attached to the shirt so that you can write down your name so the recipient knows who gave them this hysterical gift.

Dimensions:
* Wine Bottle T-Shirt - 6 1/2" x 7 3/4"

 

Here lies the end of your habits! A great way to put an end to any habits you have to rest. This recordable coffin is made to look and feel like an actual coffin. This coffin has the ability to record up to four 5-second messages. Once the lid of the coffin is opened the sensor inside is activated to play the recorded message. This item makes a great gag gift as you can playfully help you or someone you know finally put a habit to rest.

How It Works:
* Step One - Locate the On/Off and Play Buttons
Locate “on/off ” button (A) on bottom of coffin and ensure it is in the on position. To listen to pre-recorded messages simply press “Play” button (B) located on the side of coffin or lift small lid where Light Sensor (C) will also activate recordings. Messages will automatically cycle from one message to the next when lid is lifted or play button is pressed.
* Step Two - Record Your Message(s)
To personalize your own recorded message, locate the recessed “Reset” button (D) on the bottom and press in with a ballpoint pen or golf tee. You’ll know the pre-recorded messages are reset when you hear the audible “ding”. Record your own messages by pressing and holding in the recessed “Record” button (E) with a ballpoint pen or golf tee. You will hear a second “ding” upon completion of that 5 second segment or when the (E) button is released, whichever comes first. Be sure to begin speaking AFTER you hear the “ding” while holding in the “Record” button (E). Each personalized message has a maximum length of 5 seconds and an audible “ding” will occur once each 5 second segment is complete.
* Step 3 - Test your recorded messages
By pressing the “Play” button (B) on the side of the coffin or by opening the small lid. If you are satisfied with your personalized recordings, no further action is required. To revert back to pre-recorded messages, press the “Reset” button (D) with a ballpoint pen or golf tee. Doing so will erase personalized messages, but it is easy to start over by completing step two again.

Dimensions:
* Recordable Coffin - 6" x 3"

 

This birthday sash is a unique way of saying, "Pay attention to me, I am the birthday girl!" This sash is pink in color with the words "Birthday Girl" visible in the middle in hot pink lettering. Inside the sash is a button that when activated the lights around the sash light up putting the spotlight on you! This sash is sure to be a sure hit with all the party guests!

Features:
* Flashing Lights on Sash
* On/Off Button Concealed Within Sash
* Reqires 2 "AG" Watch Batteries (not included)

Dimensions:
* Sash - 40" All Around

 

From the authors of the highly successful How to Succeed with Women, here's the insider's guide to getting a man and keeping him.
Forget The Rules. At last, there's a guide to what men really want from a relationship written by the reigning experts on the subject: men! Gender studies specialists Ron Louis and David Copeland deliver the targeted, no-nonsense advice any single or divorced woman needs to find a good man. While publicizing their first team effort, How to Succeed with Women, Ron and David received many requests from the female audiences wanting to know when a book for them would be forthcoming.

Packed with lively and revealing true-life examples, HOW TO SUCCEED WITH MEN moves from the first sparks, through courtships and break ups, to marriage.

Along the way, women will discover:

* The truth about men, sex, and dating *
* Where the desirable men are...and how to meet them
* The essentials of effective flirting
* How to move from "just friends" to lovers
* Surefire strategies for romancing a man's soul...and seducing his body
* How to avoid the pitfalls...and dump the duds * Definitive criteria for judging whether a relationship has staying power

Instead of simply teaching tricks to hook a man, Louis and Copeland give women valuable insights into what truly makes the opposite sex tick...and reveal precisely how to connect with the right man.

Features:
* Soft cover book
* 450 pages

 

A great gift to give to someone to celebrate that birthday milestone. This glass pilsner helps celebrate that special 21st birthday. This glass pilsner features a decorative section on the front that reads "Goodbye Bouncer, Hellooo Bartender." Makes a great gift and perfect for home decor as well.

Dimensions:
* Pilsner - 5.75" tall, 3 3/8" wide

 

A great gift to give to someone to celebrate that birthday milestone. This glass pilsner helps celebrate that special 60th birthday. This glass pilsner features a decorative section on the front that reads "It Took Me 60 Years To Look This Good." Makes a great gift and perfect for home decor as well.

Dimensions:
* Pilsner - 5.75" tall, 3 3/8" wide

 

for your sister who is turning 40? Buy her a gift that will allow her to let everyone see her age and not be ashamed of it! These 40th socks say "40 and Looking Good". Your sister will certainly get a laugh out of it! She can also wear these funny 40th birthday socks to her birthday celebration. It will make an amusing and ingenious way to place the spotlight on her. This 40th birthday gift is black with "40" being yellow, the word "and" in white and the word "lookin" in red. Both of the letter o's in lookin are two eyes. These socks are made of nylon, cotton and elastane. They can be machined washed, but do not tumble dry them. These 40th socks are a one size fits all. Remember to get these fun socks for your sister before her birthday so she can wear them to her party!

 

A true, functional and collectable wine glass. This wine glass features a colourful tribute to the 50 year old birthday girl. The glass is decorated with an array of polka dots and colorful beads. The face of the glass is painted with the phrase "Fabulous 50" in bright colors. The stem is painted in blue and the base is decorated with a pink design.

Dimensions:
* Wine glass stands 8" tall
* Wine glass holds 16 fl. oz.

 

Over The Hill "You're at that Perfect Age" gift bag measures 10 x 8 x 4 inches in size.

Gift bag is glossy black with gift card attached.Black bag has black string handles and reads, You're at that perfect age! Somewher between Hoppin and Boppin and Wheezin and Droppin! Attached Gift tag also says the same thing. Slip all of your goofy gag gifts in this fun bag and watch your OLD friend shed tears of joy and grin with gratefulness!

 

Over The Hill Life Begins at 50 gift bag measures 10 x 8 x 4 inches in size.

Gift bag is glossy black with gift card attached.Black bag has purple string handles and reads, Life Begins at 50! Unfortunately, Everything Else Wears Out, Spreads Out and falls Out! Attached Gift tag also says the same thing. Slip all of your goofy gag gifts in this fun bag and watch your OLD friend shed tears of joy and grin with gratefulness!

 

Fun Over The Hill gift. This Big Birthday Sucker will ease the way so a 70th birthday's not a distasteful day. Great "Over The Hill" item. Great gag birthday gift. Birthday Party Favors

 

Loaded dice is known to be the "piss your pants game of chance!" Made by iPartyHard, the leader in adult drinking games this simple to play dice game is sure to keep you and all your friends laughing and stumbling all night long. The game is easy to play! Roll the four colored dice to reveal a random assortment of phrases. Put the phrases together in order from darkest die to lightest die and now you have formed a challenge. Pass the dice around a round table and see how you and all your friends will handle the challenges. If you can not complete any one part of the challenge you are eliminated. The last player standing wins.

 

Over The Hill Starter Kit Gets you Going and Keeps You Going!

Contains:
* 11 Oz Coffee Mug That says "50 isn't Fair"
* Coffee Packet
* Bag of Prunes

 

This Big Birthday Sucker will ease the way so a 21st birthday's not a distasteful day. Great gag birthday gift. Great Birthday Party Favor.

 

Fun Over The Hill gift. This Big Birthday Sucker will ease the way so a 30th birthday's not a distasteful day. Great "Over The Hill" item. Great gag birthday gift. Birthday Party Favors

 

Fun Over The Hill gift. This Big Birthday Sucker will ease the way so a 60th birthday's not a distasteful day. Great "Over The Hill" item. Great gag birthday gift. Birthday Party Favors

 

Fun Over The Hill gift. This Big Birthday Sucker will ease the way so a 40th birthday's not a distasteful day. Great "Over The Hill" item. Great gag birthday gift. Birthday Party Favors

 

Meet the Little Whizzer Liquor Dispenser, the Peeing Little Whizzer Liquor Dispenser. No he can't fix your computer or get an A on his report card. What he can do is serve you up your favorite beverage in a most fun way. Imagine your friends faces as their glass are filled with the Little Whizzer Liquor Dispenser!!

Operation of this very unusual liquor dispenser is as simple as slugging down a shot.

Fill the diamond cut glass bottle at the base. And then simply push the button and voila!!

Requires 2 AA batteries, glass, mouth, throat, stomach...you get the point.

 

Spending thousands on a wedding where the napkins have to be the right shade of dusky rose to match the bouquet? Yea, right. Here’s the answer to your nightmares. This blow-up companion won’t yabber on for hours about shoes or what so-or-so’s mother’s aunt’s friend’s daughter’s dog did last Tuesday. She won’t blow your hard-earned cash on pot pourri or cushions and won’t put a mega dent in the car again.

No nagging. No asking, “does my bum look big in this?” No complaints about your beer-belly. She’s three-feet of busty, blonde, inflatable pleasure. Ok, so she can’t cook or satisfy you in bed, (she’s not THAT kind of doll), but, hey, there’s really no change there.

She’ll watch sports all day and loves a curry night. In an accident, just patch her up with the puncture repair kit included. And, unlike the real thing, there’s a user guide to explain everything. It’ll be pure marital bliss with no need for a costly divorce. No stress, no ties and no expense. She’s the perfect blow-up babe in a box.

Features:
* You're The Boss
* She Never Complains
* Won't Empty Your Bank Account
* She Loves Sports On TV
* She Won't Make You Go Shopping With Her
* She Won't Tell You To Take The Trash Out

Dimensions:
* Inflatable Spouse - Wife - 3' Tall, 1' Wide

 

It's a new beginning, not the end. That's how most people view retirement today. We're living longer, staying healthier and retiring younger – 65 is no longer the mandatory age. All types of exciting vistas can open up for us when we say 'good bye' to 9 to 5 – like traveling, spending more time with the family, pursuing hobbies or even starting a new career. Whether you're retiring in a few months or a few years, you're probably very excited about the approach of one of life's most important milestones. Now you can let the Retirement Time Countdown Clock ™ keep track of the time remaining for you, right down to the second. When the big day arrives, its display will begin to flash and will continue flashing for 24 hours. At the touch of a button, your Retirement Time Countdown Clock displays the current time and date, so it the becomes not just a memento of a job well done but also a practical part of your new life after retirement. The Retirement Time Countdown Clock is easy to set for your special date. It comes smartly gift packaged with a long-lasting lithium battery, ensuring uninterrupted operation up to retirement day and beyond. A wonderful gift for yourself or someone special.

Dimensions:
* Retirement clock - 5" x 2.5"

 

Still searching for Mr Right? Feel as though there are no good men left? Well ladies, have we got the answer for you! All your friends will like him, he won't upset your parents and ... he floats! Introducing ... the Inflatable Husband! He does exactly what it says on the box.

Features:
* Your Friends Will Love Him
* Your Parents Will Approve
* He Never Argues
* Cant' Work The TV Remote Control
* He Doesn't Like Football
* He Never Breaks Wind
* He Will Never Run Off With The Neighbors Wife

Dimensions:
* Inflatable Spouse - Husband - 3' Tall, 1' Wide

 

This Beach Retirement Countdown Clock will give you the extra boost you need to make it out of the workforce alive. Even if you have years to go before turning in your office key, the retirement countdown will remind you of the carefree existence waiting in the wings. Perfect for restless co-workers nearing the end, this countdown clock makes a great desk or bedside table ornament. Measuring 4 inches wide by 2.5 inches high, it can be reset again and again, all the way through the year 2099 (hopefully you'll be retired by then)!

 

Looking forward to punching out for the last time and swinging a nine iron? Are you wondering how long until your retirement? Count down the hours, minutes and seconds with this desktop countdown clock. The clock is 4 inches wide by 2.5 inches high. Once the clock reaches the milestone, it can be reset to start counting again! Reset it over and over through the year 2099 for years of enjoyment

 

Looking forward to punching out for the last time and swinging a nine iron? Are you wondering how long until your retirement? Count down the hours, minutes and seconds with this desktop countdown clock. The clock is 4 inches wide by 2.5 inches high. Once the clock reaches the milestone, it can be reset to start counting again! Reset it over and over through the year 2099 for years of enjoyment

 

Were you born to fish but have been forced to work? Are you wondering how long until you can sit in a lake all day drinking beers enjoying your retirement? Count down the hours, minutes and seconds with this desktop countdown clock. The clock is 4 inches wide by 2.5 inches high. Once the clock reaches the milestone, it can be reset to start counting again! Reset it over and over through the year 2099 for years of enjoyment.

 

Looking forward to punching out for the last time and setting sail on the high seas? Are you wondering how long until your retirement? Count down the hours, minutes and seconds with this desktop countdown clock. The clock is 4 inches wide by 2.5 inches high. Once the clock reaches the milestone, it can be reset to start counting again! Reset it over and over through the year 2099 for years of enjoyment.

 

Hear no evil ear plugs for men. Offers instant nag relief for men. Protect your sanity!

Offers Temporary Relief From:
* Nagging Wives
* Bitchy Girlfriends
* PMS Attacks
* Mother-In-Laws
* Diarrhea of the Mouth

Recommended For:
* Men Contemplating Marriage
* Newlywed Men
* Veterans of Marriage
* Any Man in a Relationship

Caution:
* May increase drowsiness and relaxation! May even restore peace of mind. If problem presists ask your doctor about sedatives and tranquilizers.

 

The Big Day has arrived! Toast in style with the collectible New Lolita "21" hand painted wine glass.

Each 15 Ounce Lolita Wine Glass ships in the stylish Lolita Gift Box!

ABOUT THE ARTIST - LOLITA
Raised in Virginia, Lolita stands by a family tradition of creativity and innovation. "I come from a long line of creative tinkerers," she says. "My great, great uncle was Cyrus McCormick, inventor of the reaper, and my father has more inventions than I could ever count!"

Her enthusiasm, in addition to her artistic and imaginative talents, led Lolita to a career in the fashion industry. Here, her double major in Fine Arts and Marketing served her well, and she was soon working for the likes of Christian Dior and Donna Karan.

It was with the founding of her own company in 2000, however, that Lolita truly returned to her first love: art and design. Her return to art has led directly to a product that does not disappoint. Not only are the glasses individually stunning, but their unique marketing twist also makes them instant collectibles. While customers rave about the designs themselves, they are equally appreciative of the recipes written on the bottom. With so many unique designs, there is sure to be one for every taste, a recipe for each Wine-lover.

 

These glasses are painstakingly hand painted and oven baked to ensure durability. On the bottom you will find a recipe for a new breed of wine cooler that is guaranteed to make your taste buds smile.

ABOUT THE ARTIST - LOLITA
Raised in Virginia, Lolita stands by a family tradition of creativity and innovation. "I come from a long line of creative tinkerers," she says. "My great, great uncle was Cyrus McCormick, inventor of the reaper, and my father has more inventions than I could ever count!"

Her enthusiasm, in addition to her artistic and imaginative talents, led Lolita to a career in the fashion industry. Here, her double major in Fine Arts and Marketing served her well, and she was soon working for the likes of Christian Dior and Donna Karan.

It was with the founding of her own company in 2000, however, that Lolita truly returned to her first love: art and design. Her return to art has led directly to a product that does not disappoint. Not only are the glasses individually stunning, but their unique marketing twist also makes them instant collectibles. While customers rave about the designs themselves, they are equally appreciative of the recipes written on the bottom. With so many unique designs, there is sure to be one for every taste, a recipe for each Wine-lover.

 

These glasses are painstakingly hand painted and oven baked to ensure durability. On the bottom you will find a recipe for a new breed of wine cooler that is guaranteed to make your taste buds smile.

ABOUT THE ARTIST - LOLITA
Raised in Virginia, Lolita stands by a family tradition of creativity and innovation. "I come from a long line of creative tinkerers," she says. "My great, great uncle was Cyrus McCormick, inventor of the reaper, and my father has more inventions than I could ever count!"

Her enthusiasm, in addition to her artistic and imaginative talents, led Lolita to a career in the fashion industry. Here, her double major in Fine Arts and Marketing served her well, and she was soon working for the likes of Christian Dior and Donna Karan.

It was with the founding of her own company in 2000, however, that Lolita truly returned to her first love: art and design. Her return to art has led directly to a product that does not disappoint. Not only are the glasses individually stunning, but their unique marketing twist also makes them instant collectibles. While customers rave about the designs themselves, they are equally appreciative of the recipes written on the bottom. With so many unique designs, there is sure to be one for every taste, a recipe for each Wine-lover.

 

Lolita wine glasses are painstakingly hand painted and oven baked to ensure durability. On the bottom you will find a recipe for a new breed of wine cooler that is guaranteed to make your taste buds smile. Wish that special wine lover a "Happy Birthday" with this Lolita wine glass.
Themed wine glasses, with a recipe on the bottom. These glasses are painstakingly hand painted and oven baked to ensure durability. On the bottom you will find a recipe for a new breed of wine cooler that is guaranteed to make your taste buds smile.

Happy Birthday Stemware
Wish that special wine lover a "Happy Birthday" with this Lolita wine glass.

Large 15-oz. capacity.

"Happy Birthday" Wine Cooler Recipe

1 Part White Wine
1 Part Spiced Rum
Fill with Cola
Float Lime Slice

ABOUT THE ARTIST - LOLITA
Raised in Virginia, Lolita stands by a family tradition of creativity and innovation. "I come from a long line of creative tinkerers," she says. "My great, great uncle was Cyrus McCormick, inventor of the reaper, and my father has more inventions than I could ever count!"

Her enthusiasm, in addition to her artistic and imaginative talents, led Lolita to a career in the fashion industry. Here, her double major in Fine Arts and Marketing served her well, and she was soon working for the likes of Christian Dior and Donna Karan.

It was with the founding of her own company in 2000, however, that Lolita truly returned to her first love: art and design. Her return to art has led directly to a product that does not disappoint. Not only are the glasses individually stunning, but their unique marketing twist also makes them instant collectibles. While customers rave about the designs themselves, they are equally appreciative of the recipes written on the bottom. With so many unique designs, there is sure to be one for every taste, a recipe for each Wine-lover.

 

This is one of the hottest Over The Hill items in our stores!
2 Pack of Regular Size Poker Playing Cards. Each card contains a Cartoon picture with a whimsical sexual saying.

 

This 40th mug and biscuit tin for him is the perfect birthday present for your "ageing" relative by offering a high quality, very humorous gift at an affordable price.

A hilarious combination of brilliant illustrations and really funny words is used to create this truly unique gift set comprising of a bone china mug inside a biscuit tin / cookie jar.

For this truly original concept Boxer brought together the talents of FUNKTART artist, Bee and comedy writer and punk lyricist, Joe Scobie. The voluptuous illustrations of Bee are perfectly complimentary to Joe's funny, witty and poetic lines.

Dimensions:
* Tin - 6" high, 5 1/4" wide
* Mug - 5" high x 3.5" wide

 

This 50th mug and biscuit tin for him is the perfect birthday present for your "ageing" relative by offering a high quality, very humorous gift at an affordable price.

A hilarious combination of brilliant illustrations and really funny words is used to create this truly unique gift set comprising of a bone china mug inside a biscuit tin / cookie jar.

For this truly original concept Boxer brought together the talents of FUNKTART artist, Bee and comedy writer and punk lyricist, Joe Scobie. The voluptuous illustrations of Bee are perfectly complimentary to Joe's funny, witty and poetic lines.

Dimensions:
* Tin - 6" high, 5 1/4" wide
* Mug - 5" high x 3.5" wide

 

This 40th mug and biscuit tin for her is the perfect birthday present for your "ageing" relative by offering a high quality, very humorous gift at an affordable price.

A hilarious combination of brilliant illustrations and really funny words is used to create this truly unique gift set comprising of a bone china mug inside a biscuit tin / cookie jar.

For this truly original concept Boxer brought together the talents of FUNKTART artist, Bee and comedy writer and punk lyricist, Joe Scobie. The voluptuous illustrations of Bee are perfectly complimentary to Joe's funny, witty and poetic lines.

Dimensions:
* Tin - 6" high, 5 1/4" wide
* Mug - 5" high x 3.5" wide

 

A beautiful gift to give to someone turning the special age. This champagne glass is hand decorated with pink and silver glitter along with pink beading. On the front of the glass features the number "40" in bright pink glitter and beads. Makes a great gift and can be showcased in any room when you are not using it.

Dimensions:
* Champagne Glass - 10" tall, 3 3/8" wide
* Champagne glass comes in a beautiful gift box lined with white satin

 

A beautiful gift to give to someone turning the special age. This champagne glass is hand decorated with pink and silver glitter along with pink beading. On the front of the glass features the number "50" in bright pink glitter and beads. Makes a great gift and can be showcased in any room when you are not using it.

Dimensions:
* Champagne Glass - 10" tall, 3 3/8" wide
* Champagne glass comes in a beautiful gift box lined with white satin

 

Draw extra attention to your birthday boy or girl with this flashy button. Pressing a tab on the back of the button lets everyone know whose birthday it is. The red light flashes and the button plays a noticeably loud Happy Birthday tune. Scoring free drinks for your birthday boy or girl has never been easier!

 

A cute and comical figurine that is sure to add a lot of laughter and character no matter where you place it. This figurine features a senior citizen wearing a t-shirt and boxer shorts with cigar in mouth and beer can in hand. The base of the figurine features a quote that reads "I want my Freekin' Senior Discount right Freekin' now!." Makes a great gift and great for home decor also.

Dimensions:
* Figurine - 5.5" tall

 

A cute and comical figurine that is sure to add a lot of laughter and character no matter where you place it. This figurine features a senior citizen wearing a hat with jeans and a red collared shirt. The base of the figurine features a quote that reads "I might be an Old Fart but I'll never run out of gas!." Makes a great gift and great for home decor also.

Dimensions:
* Figurine - 5.5" tall

 

A cute and comical figurine that is sure to add a lot of laughter and character no matter where you place it. This figurine features a grandma wearing a robe and pajamas with coffe cup in hand. The base of the figurine features a quote that reads "Sometimes I wake up Grumpy but mostly I let him sleep." Makes a great gift and great for home decor also.

Dimensions:
* Figurine - 5.5" tall

 

A cute little figurine that is bound to cause some conversation topics. This figurine features a cute little grandma with a plate of cookies in hand. She is standing on a platform with a quote that reads "What happens at Grandma's stays at Grandma's." Perfect for home decor and gift giving. Sure to put a smile on Grandma's face.

Dimensions:
* Figurine - 5.5" tall

 

A true, functional and collectable wine glass. This wine glass features a colourful tribute to the 30 year old birthday girl. The glass is decorated with an array of polka dots and colorful beads. The face of the glass is painted with the phrase "Flirty 30" in bright colors. The stem is painted in pink and the base is decorated with a pink and orange design.

Dimensions:
* Wine glass stands 8" tall
* Wine glass holds 16 fl. oz.

 

A true, functional and collectable wine glass. This wine glass features a colourful tribute to the 40 year old birthday girl. The glass is decorated with an array of polka dots and colorful beads. The face of the glass is painted with the phrase "40 The New Sexy" in bright colors. The stem is painted in pink and the base is pink and features blue stripes.

Dimensions:
* Wine glass stands 8" tall
* Wine glass holds 16 fl. oz.

 

A true, functional and collectable wine glass. This wine glass features a colourful tribute to the 60 year old birthday girl. The glass is decorated with an array of polka dots and colorful beads. The face of the glass is painted with the phrase "Sexy at 60" in bright colors. The stem is painted in pink and the base is pink and features green stripes.

Dimensions:
* Wine glass stands 8" tall
* Wine glass holds 16 fl. oz.

 

Let the good times roll with Dirty Dice. One die is labeled with body parts and the other with action words. Roll them together to discover all the naughty things you must do to each other.

 

From the Biddys Collection. Biddy Perfection Wine Glass. Features a sexy Biddy with a bottle of wine in her hands and an all over grape print. Reads "Aged to Perfection." Holds 15 ounces and measures 9" tall. Comes in window box packaging. Hand wash only.
These hot mamas are still foxy. Remember, it's not the age, it's the attitude!

 

From the Coots Collection. Coots Better With Age Wine Glass. Features an old Coot, with a bottle of wine in his hand and an all over grape print. Reads "Things only get better with age!" Holds 15 ounces and measures 9" tall. Hand wash only. Comes in window box packaging.

 

From the Coots Collection. Coots I'm Vintage Figurine. This Coot wears a 70's style suit, dancing to some disco music. Base reads "I'm Not Old, I'm VINTAGE." Made of resin. Measures 6" tall.
These Coots are as funny as ever, from disco dancers to love pirates. Definitely a must have item for your Coots collection.

 

From the Coots Collection. Coots "Old Irish" Figurine. This Coot wears a green sparkling hat with a four leaf clover and has a beer jug in hand. Base reads "The older he gets, the more Irish he becomes." Made of resin. These Coots are as funny as ever, from disco dancers to love pirates. Definitely a must have item for your Coots collection.

Dimensions:
* Measures 7.25" tall

 

There are two dice used in the Drinkers Dice Game. One is for the drink involved ( the Drink Die) and the other is for the manner in which it is consumed (Function Die).

Order of Play:
Roll Dice to determine who rolls first

Playing the Game:
Player must announce the drink he wants before he rolls the dice. If at any time a player rolls his announced drink, he will proceed to follow the directions on the function die.

Usually the player will not roll the announced drink. In this case he will add the numbers on both dice and keep a running total on subsequent rolls until he reaches 21 or more. Then he proceeds to follow the directions on Functions Die. If player hits 21 exactly he is entitled to a "double" and may drink any way he chooses.

The object of this game is a good time to be enjoyed by adults who know when to say "when."

 

Well, 40 had to come didn't it? Celebrate with flair with the New "40 Something" Martini Glass by Lolita!
The hand-painted designs of Love My Martini glassware are inspired by delectable martini recipes, with the trademark "recipe on the bottom".

"21" Martini Recipe

* 2 oz Light Rum
* 1 oz Vodka
* 1 Oz Orange Liquueur
* 1 1/2 oz Lemondade
* Splash Sweet & Sour Mix
* Garnish with Lemon Slice

 

The hand-painted designs of Love My Martini glassware are inspired by delectable martini recipes printed on the bottom of each glass. Celebrate 50 years of being fabulous with this stylish martini glass from Lolita's Love My Martini collection. The hand-painted designs of Love My Martini glassware are inspired by delectable martini recipes printed on the bottom of each glass. Celebrate 50 years of being fabulous with this stylish martini glass from Lolita's Love My Martini collection.

Capacity: 7-1/2 oz.

"50 and Fabulous" Martini Recipe

* 1 Part Orange Liqueur
* 1 Part Vanilla Vodka
* 2 Parts Cream
* Top with Cream Soda

ABOUT THE ARTIST - LOLITA
Raised in Virginia, Lolita stands by a family tradition of creativity and innovation. "I come from a long line of creative tinkerers," she says. "My great, great uncle was Cyrus McCormick, inventor of the reaper, and my father has more inventions than I could ever count!"

Her enthusiasm, in addition to her artistic and imaginative talents, led Lolita to a career in the fashion industry. Here, her double major in Fine Arts and Marketing served her well, and she was soon working for the likes of Christian Dior and Donna Karan.

It was with the founding of her own company in 2000, however, that Lolita truly returned to her first love: art and design. Her return to art has led directly to a product that does not disappoint. Not only are the glasses individually stunning, but their unique marketing twist also makes them instant collectibles. While customers rave about the designs themselves, they are equally appreciative of the recipes written on the bottom. With so many unique designs, there is sure to be one for every taste, a recipe for each martini-lover.

 

Over The Hill Chef Hat 50 A Fine Vintage. Made of polyester/cotton blend. 1 Size fits most.

 

Over The Hill Chef Hat Still Cookin' At 40. Made of poly/cotton blend. 1 Size fits most

 

From the Coots collection. Coots figurine is titled Stud 60. Reads "and still a Stud" on the base. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Stands 5.25" tall.
The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments". Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.