From the Coots Collection. Middle Age Figurine. This old coot isn't afraid to step on the scale wearing his heart covered boxer shorts and tube socks! Base reads "Middle Age: When your age shows around your middle." Made of resin. Makes a great gift idea and perfect for home decor also.

Features:
* Coots Middle Age Figurine #76
* Made Of High Quality Resin
* Old Coot Standing On Scale In Boxer Shorts
* Makes A Great Gift Idea

Dimensions:
* Coots Middle Age Figurine #76 - 6 1/4"

 

This has to be the perfect birthday gift for her! This exquisite wine glass is beautifully decorated in a stylish and chic design that makes it an ideal gift! It's a brilliant birthday keepsake and one that she's bound to treasure! Each glass comes beautifully and carefully packaged in a gift box adorned with ribbons ready for you to present to her straight away. All you need now is the bottle of bubbly to go with it! So give her a gift she will truly appreciate with these ultimately elegant and so very chic birthday wine glasses.

Features:
* Tallulah Happy Birthday Painted Wine Glass With Gift Box
* Made Of High Quality Glass
* Hand Painted Happy Birthday Design
* Wine Glass Comes In Its Own Custom Gift Box

Dimensions:
* Tallulah Happy Birthday Painted Wine Glass With Gift Box - 10" x 5 1/2"

 

A great way to add a little humor to someones special birthday. This birthday candle features a sleeping man in his shirt and boxer shorts sound sleep ontop of the number 40. Below him is the phrase "Too Pooped To Party." This candle is the perfect addition to any birthday cake and is sure to create lots of laughs when everyone sees it.

Dimensions:
* Too Pooped To Party Age 40 Birthday Candle - 4" x 3 1/4"

 

Four shots to help your 40-Year-Old forget how old he is! Shot recipes are included for Senility Crash Course, Old Rusty Spike, Toe Tag, and Gin and Bear It. The drink recipes are on the back of the shot glass. Whenever you feel down about your age, do a shot!

Features:
* The F*ck 40 Shooter
* Made Of High Quality Glass
* Recipes For Four Unique Drinks On Back Of Shooter Glass

Dimensions:
* The F*ck 40 Shooter - 4" x 1 1/2"

 

Ahhh, the freedom of having your coffee and tea while you travel is essential. Our ceramic travel mug can help you! These mugs are stylish and fun. Great for coffee, tea or whatever other beverage you choose to carry with you - you'll find this ceramic travel mug is perfect. The ceramic travel mug comes with a slip-lock sip lid which means that you can close the lid to avoid spills when you hit bumps in the road. This travel mug is white with a pink floral design covering the face of the mug. On the face of the travel mug features the comical quote "I'm too sexy to be a Grandmother." This mug makes a great gift for the sexy grandma you know!

Features:
* Sexy Grandmother Travel Mug
* Made Of High Quality Ceramic
* Rubberized Bottom
* Easy Removable Top
* Officially Licensed Product

Dimensions:
* Sexy Grandmother Travel Mug - 6 1/2" x 3 1/4"

 

Now you finally have a chance to own a #1 Best Seller about a topic most people don't know much about at all. This book is a comprehensive guidebook with information compiled by expert studies involving one on one field research. Now with easy-to-read format and updated information.

Features:
* Soft Covered Book
* All pages are Blank (Get the joke?)

 

This Drunk Spin Game is an authentic working roulette wheel made of durable high impact plastic. Spin the wheel take a chance take a shot. When the ball lands on your number, you need to drink that.

Features:
* A fun party casino style roulette shot set game. This is a Roulette Drinking Game for 2 to 3 players
* This Roulette Drinking Game set features an authentic working casino-style roulette wheel made of durable high impact plastic.
* The Drinking Game set comes with six shot glasses, you could fill the glass with different drink, each shot glass is labeled by number and color.
* Based around a wheel you simply spin the centre, add the ball, and drink from the numbered shot glass it lands on.
* Become the life of the party!

Contains:
* 2 Steel balls
* 6 Shot glasses
* Roulette spinning wheel
* Tray to hold roulette wheel and glasses

Dimensions:
* Roulette Wheel - 8.5" Diameter

 

Now you finally have a chance to own a #1 Best Seller about a topic most people don't know much about at all. This book is a comprehensive guidebook with information compiled by expert studies involving one on one field research. Now with easy-to-read format and updated information.

Features:
* Soft Covered Book
* All pages are Blank (Get the joke?)

 

A beautiful gift to give to someone turning the special age. This champagne glass is hand decorated in pink with white beading. On the front of the glass features the phrase "Birthday Girl" in bright pink lettering. Makes a great gift and can be showcased in any room when you are not using it.

Dimensions:
* Champagne Glass - 10" tall, 3 3/8" wide
* Champagne glass comes in a beautiful gift box lined with white satin

 

1,000 Drinking Games combines rounds of classic and new drinking games with off-the-wall plot twists and a variety of drink assignments. This set includes all of the popular drinking concepts: dice games, card games, word games, tongue twisters, spinner games, categories, ranking-based games, etc. Players can enjoy their favorite games over and over or learn a new game each time they play!

Includes: 10 Game Concept Cards, 10 Plot Twist Cards, 10 Next Round Cards, 1 Categories Card, 1 Tougue Twisters Card, 11 Numerical Rank Cards, 2 CHUG! Cards, 1 Spinner, 2 Regular Dice, 1 Drink Assignment Die, and EASY-TO-FOLLOW Instructions.

 

Get the party started with a fun "You Know You are 40" Pint glass. This is a great gift for someone celebrating their 40th birthday.

 

Get the party started with a fun "You Know You are 60" Pint glass. This is a great gift for someone celebrating their 60th birthday.

 

Get the party started with a fun "You Know You are 50" Pint glass. This is a great gift for someone celebrating their 50th birthday.

 

They're BIG. They're BRASH. They're GLASS with CLASS! These fabulous glitzy, jewel-encrusted, "Over The Hill" Wine Glasses will definitely NOT go unnoticed at the party, pub or restaurant where the party person will be suitably spotlighted.

Makes a great gift for any friend, the boss or Mom & Dad, these large and funky, showy and gem dripping, drinking glasses will be a definite winner wherever they appear.

* Measures 12" H
* Hand-Painted
* Packed in exquisite gift boxes with ribbon tie

 

From the Mwah! Tableware Collection. Rocking Chair Couple Salt & Pepper Shaker Set. This set featuring an elderly couple kissing is held together with magnets. Made of ceramic with glossy finish. Measures 4" high. Hand wash only.

 

From the Coots Collection. Coots figurine is titled "Women You Feel." Reads "You're only as young as the women you feel" on the base. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Stands 6.25" tall.The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

 

Each shrink wrapped carton contains 12 fortune cookies with such classic lines as: You’re Over the Hill when your candles set off the smoke detectors, or Age is just a number, and yours is unlisted! and much more!

 

Each shrink wrapped carton contains 12 fortune cookies with such classic lines as: You’re Over the Hill when your candles set off the smoke detectors, or Age is just a number, and yours is unlisted! and much more!

 

Each shrink wrapped carton contains 12 fortune cookies with such classic lines as: You’re Over the Hill when your candles set off the smoke detectors, or Age is just a number, and yours is unlisted! and much more!

 

This ingenious Beer Belt offers the ultimate in hands free technology! This fully adjustable beer belt allows for convenient carrying and storage of a full six pack of beer - can or bottle. Keep your next brew within reach wherever you go with this unique beer holder!

 

Give that bachelorette the power of being a Pecker Inspector for the Dept. of Erections. She will be able to ask, "Do you have a license for that gun?".

 

A great gag gift to poke fun at someones birthday when they have to blow out so many candles. This mini extinguisher can be filled with water and be used to put out all the flames on the candles on the birthday cake! Give this extinguisher as part of a gift and watch the laughs arise. Makes a great over the hill birthday gift!

Features:
* Over The Hill Fire Extinguisher
* Fill With Water And Push Handle To Squirt Water
* Makes A Great Novelty Gag Gift

Dimensions:
* Over The Hill Fire Extinguisher - 4 1/2"

 

Combine celebrating a 21st birthday and mingling with The Turning 21 Bar Exam Game. The object of the game is for the birthday girl or boy to collect all five of the shot cards. The newly minted 21-year-old must perform tasks such as dirty dance with a stranger, recite the alphabet backwards or tie a cherry stem in a knot with their tongue. With each completed task the birthday boy or girl receives a new card in hope of collecting all five shot cards. The 21-year-old keeps playing until he or she gets one of each shot card. Then he or she gets to assign the shots to friends participating in the game. The Turning 21 Bar Exam Game is great way to make the night spectacular for the birthday boy or girl.

Features:
* The Turning 21 Bar Exam Game
* Great Party Game For The Newly Minted 21 Year Old
* High Quality Deck Of Playing Cards With Game Rules And Pictures


Dimensions:
* The Turning 21 Bar Exam Game - 3 1/2" x 2 1/2"

 

A great way to celebrate a milestone in your life with a little added humor. This coffee mug is made out of ceramic and features the comical saying "Too Young To Be 40" written on the front in red and white lettering with a black border behind it. Mug comes in its own decorative gift box so gift giving is simple and easy!

Features:
* Too Young To Be 40 Coffee Mug
* Made Out Of High Quality Ceramic
* Comes In Its Own Decorative Gift Box

Dimensions:
* Too Young To Be 40 Coffee Mug - 4" x 5"

 

A great way to celebrate a milestone in your life with a little added humor. This coffee mug is made out of ceramic and features the comical saying "Too Young To Be 70" written on the front in red and white lettering with a black border behind it. Mug comes in its own decorative gift box so gift giving is simple and easy!

Features:
* Too Young To Be 70 Coffee Mug
* Made Out Of High Quality Ceramic
* Comes In Its Own Decorative Gift Box

Dimensions:
* Too Young To Be 70 Coffee Mug - 4" x 5"