This is one of the hottest Over The Hill items in our stores!
2 Pack of Regular Size Poker Playing Cards. Each card contains a Cartoon picture with a whimsical sexual saying.

 

This 40th mug and biscuit tin for him is the perfect birthday present for your "ageing" relative by offering a high quality, very humorous gift at an affordable price.

A hilarious combination of brilliant illustrations and really funny words is used to create this truly unique gift set comprising of a bone china mug inside a biscuit tin / cookie jar.

For this truly original concept Boxer brought together the talents of FUNKTART artist, Bee and comedy writer and punk lyricist, Joe Scobie. The voluptuous illustrations of Bee are perfectly complimentary to Joe's funny, witty and poetic lines.

Dimensions:
* Tin - 6" high, 5 1/4" wide
* Mug - 5" high x 3.5" wide

 

This 50th mug and biscuit tin for him is the perfect birthday present for your "ageing" relative by offering a high quality, very humorous gift at an affordable price.

A hilarious combination of brilliant illustrations and really funny words is used to create this truly unique gift set comprising of a bone china mug inside a biscuit tin / cookie jar.

For this truly original concept Boxer brought together the talents of FUNKTART artist, Bee and comedy writer and punk lyricist, Joe Scobie. The voluptuous illustrations of Bee are perfectly complimentary to Joe's funny, witty and poetic lines.

Dimensions:
* Tin - 6" high, 5 1/4" wide
* Mug - 5" high x 3.5" wide

 

This 40th mug and biscuit tin for her is the perfect birthday present for your "ageing" relative by offering a high quality, very humorous gift at an affordable price.

A hilarious combination of brilliant illustrations and really funny words is used to create this truly unique gift set comprising of a bone china mug inside a biscuit tin / cookie jar.

For this truly original concept Boxer brought together the talents of FUNKTART artist, Bee and comedy writer and punk lyricist, Joe Scobie. The voluptuous illustrations of Bee are perfectly complimentary to Joe's funny, witty and poetic lines.

Dimensions:
* Tin - 6" high, 5 1/4" wide
* Mug - 5" high x 3.5" wide

 

A beautiful gift to give to someone turning the special age. This champagne glass is hand decorated with pink and silver glitter along with pink beading. On the front of the glass features the number "40" in bright pink glitter and beads. Makes a great gift and can be showcased in any room when you are not using it.

Dimensions:
* Champagne Glass - 10" tall, 3 3/8" wide
* Champagne glass comes in a beautiful gift box lined with white satin

 

A beautiful gift to give to someone turning the special age. This champagne glass is hand decorated with pink and silver glitter along with pink beading. On the front of the glass features the number "50" in bright pink glitter and beads. Makes a great gift and can be showcased in any room when you are not using it.

Dimensions:
* Champagne Glass - 10" tall, 3 3/8" wide
* Champagne glass comes in a beautiful gift box lined with white satin

 

Draw extra attention to your birthday boy or girl with this flashy button. Pressing a tab on the back of the button lets everyone know whose birthday it is. The red light flashes and the button plays a noticeably loud Happy Birthday tune. Scoring free drinks for your birthday boy or girl has never been easier!

 

A cute and comical figurine that is sure to add a lot of laughter and character no matter where you place it. This figurine features a senior citizen wearing a t-shirt and boxer shorts with cigar in mouth and beer can in hand. The base of the figurine features a quote that reads "I want my Freekin' Senior Discount right Freekin' now!." Makes a great gift and great for home decor also.

Dimensions:
* Figurine - 5.5" tall

 

A cute and comical figurine that is sure to add a lot of laughter and character no matter where you place it. This figurine features a senior citizen wearing a hat with jeans and a red collared shirt. The base of the figurine features a quote that reads "I might be an Old Fart but I'll never run out of gas!." Makes a great gift and great for home decor also.

Dimensions:
* Figurine - 5.5" tall

 

A cute and comical figurine that is sure to add a lot of laughter and character no matter where you place it. This figurine features a grandma wearing a robe and pajamas with coffe cup in hand. The base of the figurine features a quote that reads "Sometimes I wake up Grumpy but mostly I let him sleep." Makes a great gift and great for home decor also.

Dimensions:
* Figurine - 5.5" tall

 

A cute little figurine that is bound to cause some conversation topics. This figurine features a cute little grandma with a plate of cookies in hand. She is standing on a platform with a quote that reads "What happens at Grandma's stays at Grandma's." Perfect for home decor and gift giving. Sure to put a smile on Grandma's face.

Dimensions:
* Figurine - 5.5" tall

 

A true, functional and collectable wine glass. This wine glass features a colourful tribute to the 30 year old birthday girl. The glass is decorated with an array of polka dots and colorful beads. The face of the glass is painted with the phrase "Flirty 30" in bright colors. The stem is painted in pink and the base is decorated with a pink and orange design.

Dimensions:
* Wine glass stands 8" tall
* Wine glass holds 16 fl. oz.

 

A true, functional and collectable wine glass. This wine glass features a colourful tribute to the 40 year old birthday girl. The glass is decorated with an array of polka dots and colorful beads. The face of the glass is painted with the phrase "40 The New Sexy" in bright colors. The stem is painted in pink and the base is pink and features blue stripes.

Dimensions:
* Wine glass stands 8" tall
* Wine glass holds 16 fl. oz.

 

A true, functional and collectable wine glass. This wine glass features a colourful tribute to the 60 year old birthday girl. The glass is decorated with an array of polka dots and colorful beads. The face of the glass is painted with the phrase "Sexy at 60" in bright colors. The stem is painted in pink and the base is pink and features green stripes.

Dimensions:
* Wine glass stands 8" tall
* Wine glass holds 16 fl. oz.

 

Let the good times roll with Dirty Dice. One die is labeled with body parts and the other with action words. Roll them together to discover all the naughty things you must do to each other.

 

From the Biddys Collection. Biddy Perfection Wine Glass. Features a sexy Biddy with a bottle of wine in her hands and an all over grape print. Reads "Aged to Perfection." Holds 15 ounces and measures 9" tall. Comes in window box packaging. Hand wash only.
These hot mamas are still foxy. Remember, it's not the age, it's the attitude!

 

From the Coots Collection. Coots Better With Age Wine Glass. Features an old Coot, with a bottle of wine in his hand and an all over grape print. Reads "Things only get better with age!" Holds 15 ounces and measures 9" tall. Hand wash only. Comes in window box packaging.

 

From the Coots Collection. Coots I'm Vintage Figurine. This Coot wears a 70's style suit, dancing to some disco music. Base reads "I'm Not Old, I'm VINTAGE." Made of resin. Measures 6" tall.
These Coots are as funny as ever, from disco dancers to love pirates. Definitely a must have item for your Coots collection.

 

From the Coots Collection. Coots "Old Irish" Figurine. This Coot wears a green sparkling hat with a four leaf clover and has a beer jug in hand. Base reads "The older he gets, the more Irish he becomes." Made of resin. These Coots are as funny as ever, from disco dancers to love pirates. Definitely a must have item for your Coots collection.

Dimensions:
* Measures 7.25" tall

 

There are two dice used in the Drinkers Dice Game. One is for the drink involved ( the Drink Die) and the other is for the manner in which it is consumed (Function Die).

Order of Play:
Roll Dice to determine who rolls first

Playing the Game:
Player must announce the drink he wants before he rolls the dice. If at any time a player rolls his announced drink, he will proceed to follow the directions on the function die.

Usually the player will not roll the announced drink. In this case he will add the numbers on both dice and keep a running total on subsequent rolls until he reaches 21 or more. Then he proceeds to follow the directions on Functions Die. If player hits 21 exactly he is entitled to a "double" and may drink any way he chooses.

The object of this game is a good time to be enjoyed by adults who know when to say "when."

 

Well, 40 had to come didn't it? Celebrate with flair with the New "40 Something" Martini Glass by Lolita!
The hand-painted designs of Love My Martini glassware are inspired by delectable martini recipes, with the trademark "recipe on the bottom".

"21" Martini Recipe

* 2 oz Light Rum
* 1 oz Vodka
* 1 Oz Orange Liquueur
* 1 1/2 oz Lemondade
* Splash Sweet & Sour Mix
* Garnish with Lemon Slice

 

The hand-painted designs of Love My Martini glassware are inspired by delectable martini recipes printed on the bottom of each glass. Celebrate 50 years of being fabulous with this stylish martini glass from Lolita's Love My Martini collection. The hand-painted designs of Love My Martini glassware are inspired by delectable martini recipes printed on the bottom of each glass. Celebrate 50 years of being fabulous with this stylish martini glass from Lolita's Love My Martini collection.

Capacity: 7-1/2 oz.

"50 and Fabulous" Martini Recipe

* 1 Part Orange Liqueur
* 1 Part Vanilla Vodka
* 2 Parts Cream
* Top with Cream Soda

ABOUT THE ARTIST - LOLITA
Raised in Virginia, Lolita stands by a family tradition of creativity and innovation. "I come from a long line of creative tinkerers," she says. "My great, great uncle was Cyrus McCormick, inventor of the reaper, and my father has more inventions than I could ever count!"

Her enthusiasm, in addition to her artistic and imaginative talents, led Lolita to a career in the fashion industry. Here, her double major in Fine Arts and Marketing served her well, and she was soon working for the likes of Christian Dior and Donna Karan.

It was with the founding of her own company in 2000, however, that Lolita truly returned to her first love: art and design. Her return to art has led directly to a product that does not disappoint. Not only are the glasses individually stunning, but their unique marketing twist also makes them instant collectibles. While customers rave about the designs themselves, they are equally appreciative of the recipes written on the bottom. With so many unique designs, there is sure to be one for every taste, a recipe for each martini-lover.

 

Over The Hill Chef Hat 50 A Fine Vintage. Made of polyester/cotton blend. 1 Size fits most.

 

Over The Hill Chef Hat Still Cookin' At 40. Made of poly/cotton blend. 1 Size fits most

 

From the Coots collection. Coots figurine is titled Stud 60. Reads "and still a Stud" on the base. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Stands 5.25" tall.
The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments". Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

 

Kiss Me! "It's My Birthday - I'm 50" flashing pin...add a little fun to a 50th birthday!
* Batteries included
* On/Off switch on back of pin!

 

Resurrect the Erection! If your patient has tried the various sexual organ hardening medications and failed, and if pumps and pornography have not helped... then it is time to try Emergency Mini Medical Paddles!

 

22 inch White chenille bear with a birthday cake on top of it's head. Candles twinkle, bears head sways and mouth moves while singing, "Happy Birthday to You".

 

They may be gray, but don’t you dare call them old! 22" Grey cohair bears with bright colored hats, shirts, scarves and sunglasses. Each shirt has a whimsical saying about getting old... or maturing gracefully. Heads sway & mouths move while singing, When I’m 64

 

They may be gray, but don’t you dare call them old! 22" Grey cohair bears with bright colored hats, shirts, scarves and sunglasses. Each shirt has a whimsical saying about getting old... or maturing gracefully. Heads sway & mouths move while singing, "When I'm 64"

 

A great gift to give to someone to celebrate that birthday milestone. This glass pilsner helps celebrate that special 40th birthday. This glass pilsner features a decorative section on the front that reads "40 and Fabulous." Makes a great gift and perfect for home decor as well.

Dimensions:
* Pilsner - 5.75" tall, 3 3/8" wide

 

A great gift to give to someone to celebrate that birthday milestone. This ceramic coffee mug helps celebrate that special 50th birthday. This mug is colored in white with a decorative section that reads "50 Never Looked So Good." The inside of the mug is completely colored in dark blue.

Dimensions:
* Mug - 4.5" tall, 4" wide

 

Synopsis
You Know You're Over the Hill When... is a laugh-out-loud celebration of the inevitable fate that awaits us all. There are hundreds of hilarious as well as heartwarming examples of mistaken identity and senior moments, plus clever quips and telling truisms that will keep you and your friends and family entertained for hours. The readable format and content make it easy to either dip into at random for a quick laugh or read from cover- to-cover. Throughout the book are bullet points of various telltale signs of being over- the-hill ("Your idea of a night out is sitting on the porch"; "You start calling your offspring by the dog's name"; "Your body becomes shorter, but your stories become longer")

Inside you'll find dozens of real-life case studies and amusing anecdotes, over 50 charming black-and-white illustrations, and hundreds of quotes and stories from such famous personalities as Mel Brooks, Winston Churchill, Germaine Greer, and Homer Simpson.

Biography
Shelley Klein is a freelance writer, compiler, and editor. She is the author of several books, including The Book of Senior Moments and its follow-up, More Senior Moments..
* hardcover 176 Pages

 

Get the party started with a fun "You Know You are Over The Hill" Pint glass. This is a great gift for someone just Going Over The Hill.

 

Gimmicks & instructions for 19 tricks. The gimmicks for most of the tricks are contained in a plastic repro wine bottle which itself contains a gimmick and everything is in a smart box.
The dictionary defines seduction as an art that tempts or allures.

This delicious cocktail of some wacky & wicked tricks will definitely get you noticed and give you a wild & fun loving personality. They are absolutely spontaneous and have ideas to impress & attract that someone special.

The tricks included are:
* Hold me tight
* Floating Lady
* The Kamasutra Puzzle
* Inside You
* Horny Cigarette
* Yes! Yes! Yes!
* G-Spot
* Glow Job
* The Erect Bottle
* Hard On Ash
* Emission Impossible
* Catch Me If You Can
* Spread the Balls
* To The Bedroom
* The Cockroach Is Gonna Get You
* Size Does Matter
* Coin Penetration
* Flying Sausage
* Coinpatability

As a special Bonus A free e-book (Secrets of Seduction) can be downloaded from a web address in the instruction book. All the tricks are easy to perform & the instructions are concise & clear.

 

From the Coots Collection. Coots Buffet Figurine. This Coot is always hungry for more, he is wearing a hat and a bib, and is carrying a tray loaded with his favorites. The base reads "So many buffets... so little time." Made of resin. Measures 6" tall.

 

Is someones 40th Birthday Coming up? Better make it the best party with the Best Decorations. Now you can with this Birthday Party in a Bag!

* Set Includes:
- 4 - 11'' Helium Quality Balloons
- 30' - Over the Hill Crepe Paper
- 10 - Relighting Candles
- 1 - Button for the Guest of Honor

 

Blonde girl Tied to a fence Giftbag. Gift bag measures 10 x 8 x 4 inches in size

 

They're BIG. They're BRASH. They're GLASS with CLASS! These fabulous glitzy, jewel-encrusted, "Over The Hill" Martini Glasses will definitely NOT go unnoticed at the party, pub or restaurant where the party person will be suitably spotlighted.

Makes a great gift for any friend, the boss or Mom & Dad, these large and funky, showy and gem dripping, drinking glasses will be a definite winner wherever they appear.

* Measures 8" H
* Hand-Painted
* Packed in exquisite gift boxes with ribbon tie

 

From the Biddys Collection. Biddy bobble figure titled "Mr. Right Now." Base reads "Forget Mr. Right, I'll take Mr. Right Now!" This Biddy wears a green skirt and jacket. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of resin. Measures 6.5" tall.Biddys, also known as "Little Old Biddys," are based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. These figurines are an exhaustive study of the occupations and recreations of those little old ladies with the big hats and little dogs. Each comes in a colorful illustrated box.

 

This is one of the hottest Over The Hill items in our stores!
2 Pack of Regular Size Poker Playing Cards. Each card contains a Cartoon picture with a whimsical sexual saying.

 

Kiss Me! "It's My Birthday" flashing pin...add a little fun to a birthday! BATTERIES INLCUDED, and ON/OFF switch on back of pin!

 

It's your birthday and I'm sure you have a long day ahead of you. Start the day off right with a cup of joe from the Lolita Happy Birthday Ceramic Mug. This mug is beautifully decorated in a design on birthday candles and music notes. The phrase "Happy Birthday To You" is visible on two sides of the mug.

Features:
* Hand painted
* Packaged in signature gift box
* Hand wash only

Dimensions:
* Mug - 4" tall, 3 3/4" wide
* Holds 14 oz of liquid

 

Keep on chugging even in the chilliest of temperatures! The Official 21st Birthday Drinking Glove will keep your hand protected from the cold while leaving your fingers available to pop the top on your next drink of choice. Black glove says, 'Official Birthday Drinking Glove 21'�. Birthday party approved!

 

Over The Hill Starter Kit Gets you Going and Keeps You Going!

Contains:
* 11 Oz Coffee Mug That says "60 isn't Fair"
* Coffee Packet
* Bag of Prunes

 

Over The Hill Starter Kit Gets you Going and Keeps You Going!

Contains:
* 11 Oz Coffee Mug That says "40 isn't Fair"
* Coffee Packet
* Bag of Prunes

 

Solves that "old age" bathing problem and adds a "hole" new PLEASURE to your shower or bath.
At your age we know you'll be grateful!
Just a few quick "strokes" of the Weener Kleener will clean and sanitize most appendages. Personal Hygiene has never been as stimulating.
Caution: If the Weener Kleener ever becomes stuck, soak area with COLD water.

 

From the Coots Collection. Coots figurine titled Gets The Grill. Reads "In the end, he still gets the grill." on the base. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Stands 6.5" tall.The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

 

From the Coots Collection. Coots figurine titled Good Cause. Reads "Still supports a good cause." on the base. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Stands 6.5" tall.The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

 

From the Biddys Collection. Biddy figurine titled Botox. Says "Likes to Show Off Her BOTOX!" on the base. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of resin. Measures 6.25" tall. Biddys, also known as "Little Old Biddys," are based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. These figurines are an exhaustive study of the occupations and recreations of those little old ladies with the big hats and little dogs. Each comes in a colorful illustrated box