This has to be the perfect birthday gift for her! This exquisite wine glass is beautifully decorated in a stylish and chic design that makes it an ideal gift! It's a brilliant birthday keepsake and one that she's bound to treasure! Each glass comes beautifully and carefully packaged in a gift box adorned with ribbons ready for you to present to her straight away. All you need now is the bottle of bubbly to go with it! So give her a gift she will truly appreciate with these ultimately elegant and so very chic birthday wine glasses.

Features:
* Tallulah Happy Birthday Painted Wine Glass With Gift Box
* Made Of High Quality Glass
* Hand Painted Happy Birthday Design
* Wine Glass Comes In Its Own Custom Gift Box

Dimensions:
* Tallulah Happy Birthday Painted Wine Glass With Gift Box - 10" x 5 1/2"

 

Now you finally have a chance to own a #1 Best Seller about a topic most people don't know much about at all. This book is a comprehensive guidebook with information compiled by expert studies involving one on one field research. Now with easy-to-read format and updated information.

Features:
* Soft Covered Book
* All pages are Blank (Get the joke?)

 

A beautiful gift to give to someone turning the special age. This champagne glass is hand decorated in pink with white beading. On the front of the glass features the phrase "Birthday Girl" in bright pink lettering. Makes a great gift and can be showcased in any room when you are not using it.

Dimensions:
* Champagne Glass - 10" tall, 3 3/8" wide
* Champagne glass comes in a beautiful gift box lined with white satin

 

Get the party started with a fun "You Know You are 60" Pint glass. This is a great gift for someone celebrating their 60th birthday.

 

They're BIG. They're BRASH. They're GLASS with CLASS! These fabulous glitzy, jewel-encrusted, "Over The Hill" Wine Glasses will definitely NOT go unnoticed at the party, pub or restaurant where the party person will be suitably spotlighted.

Makes a great gift for any friend, the boss or Mom & Dad, these large and funky, showy and gem dripping, drinking glasses will be a definite winner wherever they appear.

* Measures 12" H
* Hand-Painted
* Packed in exquisite gift boxes with ribbon tie

 

From the Mwah! Tableware Collection. Rocking Chair Couple Salt & Pepper Shaker Set. This set featuring an elderly couple kissing is held together with magnets. Made of ceramic with glossy finish. Measures 4" high. Hand wash only.

 

Each shrink wrapped carton contains 12 fortune cookies with such classic lines as: You’re Over the Hill when your candles set off the smoke detectors, or Age is just a number, and yours is unlisted! and much more!

 

This ingenious Beer Belt offers the ultimate in hands free technology! This fully adjustable beer belt allows for convenient carrying and storage of a full six pack of beer - can or bottle. Keep your next brew within reach wherever you go with this unique beer holder!

 

Give that bachelorette the power of being a Pecker Inspector for the Dept. of Erections. She will be able to ask, "Do you have a license for that gun?".

 

A great gag gift to poke fun at someones birthday when they have to blow out so many candles. This mini extinguisher can be filled with water and be used to put out all the flames on the candles on the birthday cake! Give this extinguisher as part of a gift and watch the laughs arise. Makes a great over the hill birthday gift!

Features:
* Over The Hill Fire Extinguisher
* Fill With Water And Push Handle To Squirt Water
* Makes A Great Novelty Gag Gift

Dimensions:
* Over The Hill Fire Extinguisher - 4 1/2"

 

A great gift to give to someone to celebrate that birthday milestone. This ceramic coffee mug helps celebrate that special 60th birthday. This mug is colored in white with a decorative section that reads "It Took Me 60 Years To Look This Good." The inside of the mug is completely colored in yellow.

Dimensions:
* Mug - 4.5" tall, 4" wide

 

Four shots to help your 60-Year-Old to forget how old he is! Shot recipes are included for Old Rusty Spike, Senility Crash Course, Gin and Bear It, and Toe Tag. The drink recipes are on the back of the shot glass.

 

There is always at least one person in the office who is always mouthing off thinking they know everything or maybe there is a person who is always late or off and makes up the most stupid excuse to get away with it. Help is at hand with this excellent Bullshit Button, simply hit the button to blast out a loud bullshit alert making loudmouth and sick-note shut up and realise what idiots they are!

5 different Bullshit Alerts.

"(Beep) That was bullshit"
"(Siren) Bullshit detected, take precautions"
"Bullshit level defcon 5"
"Oh come on now, that ain't even bullshit, that's horseshit"
"Warning, warning, bullshit alert"

Includes 2 x AAA Batteries.

 

Give your bachelor the power to inspect boobs and be able to stare with certainty, "That's a 10-4 on the Double-Ds".

 

A great way to dress up any wine bottle you may give as a gift. This wine bottle t-shirt is black in color with the comical saying "Screw It! Let's Celebrate! Happy Birthday" surrounding an image of a cork screw opener on the front of the shirt. A tag is also attached to the shirt so that you can write down your name so the recipient knows who gave them this hysterical gift.

Dimensions:
* Wine Bottle T-Shirt - 6 1/2" x 7 3/4"

 

A great way to dress up any wine bottle you may give as a gift. This wine bottle t-shirt is black in color with the comical saying "Aged To Perfection." next to an image of a wine glass on the front of the shirt. A tag is also attached to the shirt so that you can write down your name so the recipient knows who gave them this hysterical gift.

Dimensions:
* Wine Bottle T-Shirt - 6 1/2" x 7 3/4"

 

This birthday sash is a unique way of saying, "Pay attention to me, I am the birthday girl!" This sash is pink in color with the words "Birthday Girl" visible in the middle in hot pink lettering. Inside the sash is a button that when activated the lights around the sash light up putting the spotlight on you! This sash is sure to be a sure hit with all the party guests!

Features:
* Flashing Lights on Sash
* On/Off Button Concealed Within Sash
* Reqires 2 "AG" Watch Batteries (not included)

Dimensions:
* Sash - 40" All Around

 

A great gift to give to someone to celebrate that birthday milestone. This glass pilsner helps celebrate that special 60th birthday. This glass pilsner features a decorative section on the front that reads "It Took Me 60 Years To Look This Good." Makes a great gift and perfect for home decor as well.

Dimensions:
* Pilsner - 5.75" tall, 3 3/8" wide

 

Over The Hill "You're at that Perfect Age" gift bag measures 10 x 8 x 4 inches in size.

Gift bag is glossy black with gift card attached.Black bag has black string handles and reads, You're at that perfect age! Somewher between Hoppin and Boppin and Wheezin and Droppin! Attached Gift tag also says the same thing. Slip all of your goofy gag gifts in this fun bag and watch your OLD friend shed tears of joy and grin with gratefulness!

 

Fun Over The Hill gift. This Big Birthday Sucker will ease the way so a 60th birthday's not a distasteful day. Great "Over The Hill" item. Great gag birthday gift. Birthday Party Favors

 

Meet the Little Whizzer Liquor Dispenser, the Peeing Little Whizzer Liquor Dispenser. No he can't fix your computer or get an A on his report card. What he can do is serve you up your favorite beverage in a most fun way. Imagine your friends faces as their glass are filled with the Little Whizzer Liquor Dispenser!!

Operation of this very unusual liquor dispenser is as simple as slugging down a shot.

Fill the diamond cut glass bottle at the base. And then simply push the button and voila!!

Requires 2 AA batteries, glass, mouth, throat, stomach...you get the point.

 

Spending thousands on a wedding where the napkins have to be the right shade of dusky rose to match the bouquet? Yea, right. Here’s the answer to your nightmares. This blow-up companion won’t yabber on for hours about shoes or what so-or-so’s mother’s aunt’s friend’s daughter’s dog did last Tuesday. She won’t blow your hard-earned cash on pot pourri or cushions and won’t put a mega dent in the car again.

No nagging. No asking, “does my bum look big in this?” No complaints about your beer-belly. She’s three-feet of busty, blonde, inflatable pleasure. Ok, so she can’t cook or satisfy you in bed, (she’s not THAT kind of doll), but, hey, there’s really no change there.

She’ll watch sports all day and loves a curry night. In an accident, just patch her up with the puncture repair kit included. And, unlike the real thing, there’s a user guide to explain everything. It’ll be pure marital bliss with no need for a costly divorce. No stress, no ties and no expense. She’s the perfect blow-up babe in a box.

Features:
* You're The Boss
* She Never Complains
* Won't Empty Your Bank Account
* She Loves Sports On TV
* She Won't Make You Go Shopping With Her
* She Won't Tell You To Take The Trash Out

Dimensions:
* Inflatable Spouse - Wife - 3' Tall, 1' Wide

 

It's a new beginning, not the end. That's how most people view retirement today. We're living longer, staying healthier and retiring younger – 65 is no longer the mandatory age. All types of exciting vistas can open up for us when we say 'good bye' to 9 to 5 – like traveling, spending more time with the family, pursuing hobbies or even starting a new career. Whether you're retiring in a few months or a few years, you're probably very excited about the approach of one of life's most important milestones. Now you can let the Retirement Time Countdown Clock ™ keep track of the time remaining for you, right down to the second. When the big day arrives, its display will begin to flash and will continue flashing for 24 hours. At the touch of a button, your Retirement Time Countdown Clock displays the current time and date, so it the becomes not just a memento of a job well done but also a practical part of your new life after retirement. The Retirement Time Countdown Clock is easy to set for your special date. It comes smartly gift packaged with a long-lasting lithium battery, ensuring uninterrupted operation up to retirement day and beyond. A wonderful gift for yourself or someone special.

Dimensions:
* Retirement clock - 5" x 2.5"

 

Still searching for Mr Right? Feel as though there are no good men left? Well ladies, have we got the answer for you! All your friends will like him, he won't upset your parents and ... he floats! Introducing ... the Inflatable Husband! He does exactly what it says on the box.

Features:
* Your Friends Will Love Him
* Your Parents Will Approve
* He Never Argues
* Cant' Work The TV Remote Control
* He Doesn't Like Football
* He Never Breaks Wind
* He Will Never Run Off With The Neighbors Wife

Dimensions:
* Inflatable Spouse - Husband - 3' Tall, 1' Wide

 

Hear no evil ear plugs for men. Offers instant nag relief for men. Protect your sanity!

Offers Temporary Relief From:
* Nagging Wives
* Bitchy Girlfriends
* PMS Attacks
* Mother-In-Laws
* Diarrhea of the Mouth

Recommended For:
* Men Contemplating Marriage
* Newlywed Men
* Veterans of Marriage
* Any Man in a Relationship

Caution:
* May increase drowsiness and relaxation! May even restore peace of mind. If problem presists ask your doctor about sedatives and tranquilizers.

 

Lolita wine glasses are painstakingly hand painted and oven baked to ensure durability. On the bottom you will find a recipe for a new breed of wine cooler that is guaranteed to make your taste buds smile. Wish that special wine lover a "Happy Birthday" with this Lolita wine glass.
Themed wine glasses, with a recipe on the bottom. These glasses are painstakingly hand painted and oven baked to ensure durability. On the bottom you will find a recipe for a new breed of wine cooler that is guaranteed to make your taste buds smile.

Happy Birthday Stemware
Wish that special wine lover a "Happy Birthday" with this Lolita wine glass.

Large 15-oz. capacity.

"Happy Birthday" Wine Cooler Recipe

1 Part White Wine
1 Part Spiced Rum
Fill with Cola
Float Lime Slice

ABOUT THE ARTIST - LOLITA
Raised in Virginia, Lolita stands by a family tradition of creativity and innovation. "I come from a long line of creative tinkerers," she says. "My great, great uncle was Cyrus McCormick, inventor of the reaper, and my father has more inventions than I could ever count!"

Her enthusiasm, in addition to her artistic and imaginative talents, led Lolita to a career in the fashion industry. Here, her double major in Fine Arts and Marketing served her well, and she was soon working for the likes of Christian Dior and Donna Karan.

It was with the founding of her own company in 2000, however, that Lolita truly returned to her first love: art and design. Her return to art has led directly to a product that does not disappoint. Not only are the glasses individually stunning, but their unique marketing twist also makes them instant collectibles. While customers rave about the designs themselves, they are equally appreciative of the recipes written on the bottom. With so many unique designs, there is sure to be one for every taste, a recipe for each Wine-lover.

 

Draw extra attention to your birthday boy or girl with this flashy button. Pressing a tab on the back of the button lets everyone know whose birthday it is. The red light flashes and the button plays a noticeably loud Happy Birthday tune. Scoring free drinks for your birthday boy or girl has never been easier!

 

A true, functional and collectable wine glass. This wine glass features a colourful tribute to the 60 year old birthday girl. The glass is decorated with an array of polka dots and colorful beads. The face of the glass is painted with the phrase "Sexy at 60" in bright colors. The stem is painted in pink and the base is pink and features green stripes.

Dimensions:
* Wine glass stands 8" tall
* Wine glass holds 16 fl. oz.

 

From the Coots collection. Coots figurine is titled Stud 60. Reads "and still a Stud" on the base. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Stands 5.25" tall.
The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments". Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

 

Resurrect the Erection! If your patient has tried the various sexual organ hardening medications and failed, and if pumps and pornography have not helped... then it is time to try Emergency Mini Medical Paddles!

 

22 inch White chenille bear with a birthday cake on top of it's head. Candles twinkle, bears head sways and mouth moves while singing, "Happy Birthday to You".

 

They may be gray, but don’t you dare call them old! 22" Grey cohair bears with bright colored hats, shirts, scarves and sunglasses. Each shirt has a whimsical saying about getting old... or maturing gracefully. Heads sway & mouths move while singing, When I’m 64

 

They may be gray, but don’t you dare call them old! 22" Grey cohair bears with bright colored hats, shirts, scarves and sunglasses. Each shirt has a whimsical saying about getting old... or maturing gracefully. Heads sway & mouths move while singing, "When I'm 64"

 

Synopsis
You Know You're Over the Hill When... is a laugh-out-loud celebration of the inevitable fate that awaits us all. There are hundreds of hilarious as well as heartwarming examples of mistaken identity and senior moments, plus clever quips and telling truisms that will keep you and your friends and family entertained for hours. The readable format and content make it easy to either dip into at random for a quick laugh or read from cover- to-cover. Throughout the book are bullet points of various telltale signs of being over- the-hill ("Your idea of a night out is sitting on the porch"; "You start calling your offspring by the dog's name"; "Your body becomes shorter, but your stories become longer")

Inside you'll find dozens of real-life case studies and amusing anecdotes, over 50 charming black-and-white illustrations, and hundreds of quotes and stories from such famous personalities as Mel Brooks, Winston Churchill, Germaine Greer, and Homer Simpson.

Biography
Shelley Klein is a freelance writer, compiler, and editor. She is the author of several books, including The Book of Senior Moments and its follow-up, More Senior Moments..
* hardcover 176 Pages

 

Get the party started with a fun "You Know You are Over The Hill" Pint glass. This is a great gift for someone just Going Over The Hill.

 

From the Coots Collection. Coots Buffet Figurine. This Coot is always hungry for more, he is wearing a hat and a bib, and is carrying a tray loaded with his favorites. The base reads "So many buffets... so little time." Made of resin. Measures 6" tall.

 

They're BIG. They're BRASH. They're GLASS with CLASS! These fabulous glitzy, jewel-encrusted, "Over The Hill" Martini Glasses will definitely NOT go unnoticed at the party, pub or restaurant where the party person will be suitably spotlighted.

Makes a great gift for any friend, the boss or Mom & Dad, these large and funky, showy and gem dripping, drinking glasses will be a definite winner wherever they appear.

* Measures 8" H
* Hand-Painted
* Packed in exquisite gift boxes with ribbon tie

 

It's your birthday and I'm sure you have a long day ahead of you. Start the day off right with a cup of joe from the Lolita Happy Birthday Ceramic Mug. This mug is beautifully decorated in a design on birthday candles and music notes. The phrase "Happy Birthday To You" is visible on two sides of the mug.

Features:
* Hand painted
* Packaged in signature gift box
* Hand wash only

Dimensions:
* Mug - 4" tall, 3 3/4" wide
* Holds 14 oz of liquid

 

Over The Hill Starter Kit Gets you Going and Keeps You Going!

Contains:
* 11 Oz Coffee Mug That says "60 isn't Fair"
* Coffee Packet
* Bag of Prunes

 

Solves that "old age" bathing problem and adds a "hole" new PLEASURE to your shower or bath.
At your age we know you'll be grateful!
Just a few quick "strokes" of the Weener Kleener will clean and sanitize most appendages. Personal Hygiene has never been as stimulating.
Caution: If the Weener Kleener ever becomes stuck, soak area with COLD water.

 

Nostalgic, informative, and sometimes tongue-in-cheek, WHAT A YEAR IT WAS! is a fascinating look back at the headline events of 1948. In these pages you’ll find compelling pictures and words covering the year’s big stories—the news, entertainment, sports, fashion, fads, and people that changed our lives forever. Where were you in 1948? Was that the year you were born, married or graduated? Whatever personal meaning it holds for you, WHAT A YEAR IT WAS! 1948 will bring a sentimental smile to your face as you relive that very special time.

176 pages, hardcover 8 5/8" x 11 1/8"

 

Makes practicing and perfecting that aim fun again. Six targets per card.