ADULT GIFTS
| This special selection of gifts are targeted towards adults and those over 18. We have very funny items such as boyfriend training flash cards, penis gummies, Cosmo's naughty notes, the famous flashing birthday girl, the ex-husband and ex-wife voodoo dolls, and so much more. These great items can make almost everyone laugh! |
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Hanging Penis Shooter
The ultimate party accessory for your girls night out or bachelorette party. This shooter is in the shape of a penis and even has a beaded necklace to keep it around your neck. Simply just pour your drink down the top of the shooter and when you want to drink simply just suck it down! Makes a great party favor too.
Features:
* Hanging Penis Shooter
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Beaded Necklace For Wearing Around Your Neck
Dimensions:
* Hanging Penis Shooter - 4 1/2" x 2 1/4"
* Holds 3 1/2oz
Let's F*ck! Coupons
20 romantic Let's F*ck! Coupons to give to your lover whenever you're feeling generous...and horny! Each coupon offers a unique sexual f*cking adventure!
Features:
* Let's F*ck! Coupons
* Made Of High Quality Glossy Paper
* Contains 20 Coupons
Dimensions:
* Let's F*ck! Coupons - 7" x 3"
Penis Shaped Cocktail Shaker
If you are holding a hen party at home, you can still make it equally as memorable as what a night out on the town would be. Why not entertain the girls over a few cocktails as you reminisce about times in the past and look forward to times of the future? This cocktail shaker is rather distinctive and comes in the shape of a willy, which is always sure to provide everybody with a few laughs. We are pretty sure when we say that the vast majority of people won't have seen anything quite like this before!
Features:
* Penis Shaped Cocktail Shaker
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Easy To Use, Unscrew The Top And Fill With Drinks, Shake And Then Serve
Dimensions:
* Penis Shaped Cocktail Shaker - 8" x 3 1/2"
Tit Tarts Boobie Shaped Flavored Candy Mints
A hilarious way to add a little twist to enjoying a breat mint candy. Tit tarts are cleverly designed in the shape of boobies and come in a variety of yummy flavors. A great addition for any party or even use for decorations on a dessert.
Features:
* Tit Tarts Boobie Shaped Flavored Candy Mints
* Come In Multiple Flavors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
* Tit Tarts Come In Their Own Sealed Packaging
* Each Pack Contains About 30 Tit Tarts
Dimensions:
* Tit Tarts Boobie Shaped Flavored Candy Mints - 3/4"
* Pack Dimensions - 3 1/4" x 1 1/4"
Dick Tarts Penis Shaped Flavored Candy Mints
A hilarious way to add a little twist to enjoying a breat mint candy. Dick tarts are cleverly designed in the shape of penises and come in a variety of yummy flavors. A great addition for any party or even use for decorations on a dessert.
Features:
* Dick Tarts Penis Shaped Flavored Candy Mints
* Come In Multiple Flavors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
* Dick Tarts Come In Their Own Sealed Packaging
* Each Pack Contains About 30 Dick Tarts
Dimensions:
* Dick Tarts Penis Shaped Flavored Candy Mints - 3/4"
* Pack Dimensions - 3 1/4" x 1 1/4"
Enormex Condom
Whoever said size doesn't matter clearly never saw the size of this condom. This novelty joke enormex condom is super large for a super guy! This makes a great gag gift and is perfect as a party favor for your bachelorette party!
Features:
* Enormex Novelty Joke Condom Gag Gift
* Novelty Size And Diameter
Edible Finger Paint
Are things dull in the bedroom? Need a "taste" of something different? These edible body paints will bring that something different, and a bit of tasty sweetness at that. Included in the package are containers, each with a different fruit flavor: blueberry, strawberry, lemon, and apple. Paint on your partner words, symbols, or just spread it EVERYWHERE and eat it up. Great gift for birthday, bachelor, or bachelorette parties.
Features:
* Edible Finger Paint
* Four Fruity Flavors (Blueberry, Strawberry, Lemon And Apple)
* Use It To Paint On Your Partner with Words, Symbols And Pictures And Then Eat It Off
Dimensions:
* Edible Finger Paint - 6" x 7"
Grow a Girlfriend
Grow A Girlfriend - Just add water for the perfect woman! Psst, want a girlfriend without the pesky dating, silly questions, nagging, jewelry and - gasp - mother-in-laws? With Grow A Girlfriend novelty toy, all you have to do is add water! Instruction 1. Put your girlfriend in a jar or container full of clean water at room temperature to watch it start growing 2. Please note that the water temperature should be between 59-95 °F or 15-35 °C 3. Do not expect instant results as it takes up to 72 hours to fully expand 4. Take it out of the water to watch it shrink back to its original size
Product Features
* Expands 600% of original size in water
* Non-toxic (but do not swallow, mmkay?)
* Shrinks back to original size when taken out of water
* Warning: Small parts, not for children under 3 years
Grow a Boyfriend
Place your grow item in room temperature water. It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. Wehn removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size. Your grow item can be grown again and again !!!
Product Features
* Grow the perfect boyfriend
* Great Bridal Shower Gift
* For entertainment purposes only, not for consumption
* Great for a friend who has just broken up/splitsville
Beer Mug with Bell "Conserve Water"
"Conserve Water - Drink more Beer - Ring for another Round" 12 oz. beer mug, has a bell on the handle you can ring for a fill-up, or just for laughs you'll get when you have to get your own beer. Funny gift for the couch-potato in your life!
Dimensions:
* Beer Mug with Bell "Conserve Water" - 4 7/8" x 5 1/4"
Furry Metal Love Cuffs
Bind yourself or bind your partner with these fun Furry Metal Love Cuffs. Suited for light play or as a gag gift for bachelor or bachelorette parties, they are both easily locked and unlocked, including an open release switch for safety. Covered in fur, these handcuffs will provide some extra comfort for the wearer.
Features:
* Furry Metal Love Cuffs
* Made Out Of High Quality Metal With Fur
* Comes With One Pair Of Furry Metal Love Cuffs And One Pair Of Keys
* Come In Two Styles (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
* Great Idea For A Party Favor Or Gag Gift
Dimensions:
* Furry Metal Love Cuffs - One Size Fits All
Bachelorette Cocktail Sippers - Pack Of 8
This package of Bachelorette Cocktail Sippers contains 8 straws with a penis on each one. Hand them out at your bachelorette party and watch everyones expression when they have to use it for their drinks. A definate party favor to help complete your bachelorette party!
Features:
* Bachelorette Cocktail Sippers
* Pack of 8 Straws
* Each Straw Has A Plastic Penis On It
Dimensions:
* Bachelorette Cocktail Sippers - 7" Tall
Sex! Scratch Tickets
Eight sexy scratch tickets to get you and your lover in the mood for a night of passion. Every ticket is a winner, so give one to your lover when you feel that it is your GET LUCKY day!
Features:
* Includes 8 scratch off tickets
* Match 3 like syombols to win
* Every ticket is a winner!
Sex Dice
Sex dice for two amorous adults! Begin by one of you rolling the dice. The red die instructs you what to do and the pink die determines how long you do it. The roller decides who assumes each position.
Sex Card Game
Each Sex! card explicitly illustrates either a foreplay activity or a sexual position. While playing one of the three Sex! card games, you and your lover use the cards to plan out one of the 100,000 possible fantasies. After building a fantasy, you both act it out. Sex can be played three ways. Ultimate Fantasy, Fortune Teller or Lover's Libido.
Includes: 50 Sex! Cards, 3 Rule Cards, and 1 Unleash Your Fantasy Card.
Texxxt Message Seduction
A year of sexy text message seductions. Every other week, select one of the cell phone-shaped game cards based on its seduction description. Tear open the screen on the card to reveal a text script you send to your lover throughout the day to seduce him or her for sex that night. There are racy, creative, and entertaining seductions to choose from. Whatever your mood, there’s always a wide variety to choose from.
Smart Ass Game
Have you ever played a game and been bursting to yell out the answer, even when it's not your turn? Well here's your chance! Each Who, What and Where am I? card has ten clues, and the first player to yell out the correct answer moves one step closer to being the ultimate "Smart Ass." Move forward by correctly identifying people, places and things before any of the other players. The first player to reach the target in the center of the board wins. This fast-paced party game requires no specific knowledge base, so even if you're a "dumb ass" you can win!
Smart Ass Board Game:
* Trivia game
* Listen to the clues and yell out your answer
* For 2 to 8 players
Succulent Hard Willies
You must try our succulent Hard Willies....you will be sucking for hours!! Each tin contains 90g of saucy shaped traditional boiled sweets. and only 40 calories for 10g...
Kama Sutra sex position playing cards
Kama Sutra sex position playing cards. A pack of full color playing cards. 54 cards with a different sexual position on each. Please be aware that these cards are necessarily explicit. Those offended easily should not buy. These cards are for sex education purposes.
Contents: 54 Full color explicit playing cards
Dimensions: 2.5 inches X 3.75 inches
Door Hanger, Do Not Disturb We're Drinking!
Place these naughty DO NOT DISTURB Door hangers on your bedroom, bathroom of office door. Great gag to leave on co-workers office door too! One side is naughty, and one side is for nice.
Succulent Fruity Boobs
Suck on this! Succulent Hard Boobs come in fancy metal tin. There are 3.18-ounces of individually wrapped candy in the tin. Each candy is shaped like tiny boobs and come in a variety of flavors. The perfect treat for all your naughty friends!
Penis Shooter
What's more novel than a brightly colored penis? Nothing, and that's why our new Penis Shooter Shotglasses make the perfect bar-room accessory. Laugh about the hilarious shape of your four and a half inch tall glass as you slyly spill nurse a drink. Everyone will be too busy laughing to notice how suspiciously sober you are. Even if they do notice, you can simply show them what you've been drinking from and the entire thing will be forgotten.
These shotglasses come in six different colors, though we unfortunately cannot grant individual requests.
What the F*ck Game - Raunchy Version
This game is based on our original hotseller, What the F*ck! Try to guess what other players are going to answer to the most raunchy set of questions imaginable. If you do not correctly predict a player's response, you take a one, two, or three drink penalty. The game includes over 400 new questions. It is the most flexible drinking game in the world! Players can easily enter and exit the game and you can play with anywhere from 2 to over 100 players.
Official Boob Inspector Badge
Give your bachelor the power to inspect boobs and be able to stare with certainty, "That's a 10-4 on the Double-Ds".
Stress Chest
Hey guys. Tired of being alone Saturday night? Is your girlfriend or significant others on an "extended" vacation? Do you miss the feel of a boob at work? No matter when you need 'em, the Stress Chest is always there for you.
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