ADULT GIFTS
This special selection of gifts are targeted towards adults and those over 18. We have very funny items such as boyfriend training flash cards, penis gummies, Cosmo's naughty notes, the famous flashing birthday girl, the ex-husband and ex-wife voodoo dolls, and so much more. These great items can make almost everyone laugh!
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Let's F*ck! Dice Game
Let's F*ck! Dice Game
A Great F*cking Game! Players take turns rolling both dice. After each roll, a player performs the action rolled on the body part rolled of the other player. Play continues until someone has rolled a winning roll. After the winner has given his (or her) lover the winning roll reward, he gets to roll the silver die. He is allowed two rolls to then select the winning sex position reward.

Features:
* Let's F*ck! Dice Game
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Roll The Dice And Perform The Tasks

Dimensions:
* Let's F*ck! Dice Game - Dice - 5/8"
Price: $4.99
 
 
BJ Spray - Before And After Minty Mouth Refresher
BJ Spray - Before And After Minty Mouth Refresher
A great way to freshen up with a nice minty spray after you have just performed the act. Simply just use the spray in your mouth for instant freshness. This also makes a great gag gift for any sort of adult party too!

Features:
* BJ Spray - Before And After Minty Mouth Refresher
* Comes In A Metal Spray Bottle
* Spearmint Flavor
* Spray Into Mouth For Instant Freshness

Dimensions:
* BJ Spray - Before And After Minty Mouth Refresher - 4 1/4"
Price: $3.99
 
 
Horny Gummy Men
Horny Gummy Men
He's Ripped, Well Hung, and Mighty Tasty! A comical way to have a nice fruit snack. These fruit snacks are made in the shape and design of little men who also happen to be naked! They make a great gag gift for any sort of party too!

Features:
* Horny Gummy Men
* Fun Flavored Fruit Snacks
* Shape And Design Of Naked Men
* Great For All Sorts Of Adult Parties

Dimensions:
* Horny Gummy Men - 1 1/2"
Price: $4.99
 
 
Adult Mad Libs - Bachelorette Bash
Adult Mad Libs - Bachelorette Bash
Indulge your favorite "bride to be" with the perfect gift. Spend hours filling in the blank and having some good clean (adult) Mad Libs fun!

Features:
* Adult Mad Libs - Bachelorette Bash
* Made Of High Quality Material
* Mad Libs With A Bachelorette Theme

Dimensions:
* Adult Mad Libs - Bachelorette Bash - 8 1/2" x 5 1/2"
Price: $3.99
 
 
Divorced Diva Invitations
Divorced Diva Invitations
Divorced Diva Invitations 6 invites and 6 envelopes. You're invited to celebrate. New found freedom Divorced Diva Nite Out. Traditional invitations with fill in the blank date, place, time RSVP, call and other information. Celebrate your first day, night with this fun party idea.

Features:
* Divorced Diva Invitations
* Made Of High Quality Paper
* A Creative Way To Celebrate New Found Freedom
* Contains 6 Invitations Along With 6 Envelopes

Dimensions:
* Divorced Diva Invitations - 6" x 4"
Price: $4.99
 
 
Hanging Penis Shooter
Hanging Penis Shooter
The ultimate party accessory for your girls night out or bachelorette party. This shooter is in the shape of a penis and even has a beaded necklace to keep it around your neck. Simply just pour your drink down the top of the shooter and when you want to drink simply just suck it down! Makes a great party favor too.

Features:
* Hanging Penis Shooter
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Beaded Necklace For Wearing Around Your Neck

Dimensions:
* Hanging Penis Shooter - 4 1/2" x 2 1/4"
* Holds 3 1/2oz
Price: $5.99
 
 
Let's F*ck! Coupons
Let's F*ck! Coupons
20 romantic Let's F*ck! Coupons to give to your lover whenever you're feeling generous...and horny! Each coupon offers a unique sexual f*cking adventure!

Features:
* Let's F*ck! Coupons
* Made Of High Quality Glossy Paper
* Contains 20 Coupons

Dimensions:
* Let's F*ck! Coupons - 7" x 3"
Price: $4.99
 
 
Penis Shaped Cocktail Shaker
Penis Shaped Cocktail Shaker
If you are holding a hen party at home, you can still make it equally as memorable as what a night out on the town would be. Why not entertain the girls over a few cocktails as you reminisce about times in the past and look forward to times of the future? This cocktail shaker is rather distinctive and comes in the shape of a willy, which is always sure to provide everybody with a few laughs. We are pretty sure when we say that the vast majority of people won't have seen anything quite like this before!

Features:
* Penis Shaped Cocktail Shaker
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Easy To Use, Unscrew The Top And Fill With Drinks, Shake And Then Serve

Dimensions:
* Penis Shaped Cocktail Shaker - 8" x 3 1/2"
Price: $5.99
 
 
Tit Tarts Boobie Shaped Flavored Candy Mints
Tit Tarts Boobie Shaped Flavored Candy Mints
A hilarious way to add a little twist to enjoying a breat mint candy. Tit tarts are cleverly designed in the shape of boobies and come in a variety of yummy flavors. A great addition for any party or even use for decorations on a dessert.

Features:
* Tit Tarts Boobie Shaped Flavored Candy Mints
* Come In Multiple Flavors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
* Tit Tarts Come In Their Own Sealed Packaging
* Each Pack Contains About 30 Tit Tarts

Dimensions:
* Tit Tarts Boobie Shaped Flavored Candy Mints - 3/4"
* Pack Dimensions - 3 1/4" x 1 1/4"
Price: $2.99
 
 
Dick Tarts Penis Shaped Flavored Candy Mints
Dick Tarts Penis Shaped Flavored Candy Mints
A hilarious way to add a little twist to enjoying a breat mint candy. Dick tarts are cleverly designed in the shape of penises and come in a variety of yummy flavors. A great addition for any party or even use for decorations on a dessert.

Features:
* Dick Tarts Penis Shaped Flavored Candy Mints
* Come In Multiple Flavors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
* Dick Tarts Come In Their Own Sealed Packaging
* Each Pack Contains About 30 Dick Tarts

Dimensions:
* Dick Tarts Penis Shaped Flavored Candy Mints - 3/4"
* Pack Dimensions - 3 1/4" x 1 1/4"
Price: $2.99
 
 
Naughty Tiara
Naughty Tiara
Let the coronation ceremony begin! The guest of honor will be more than fashionable with this colorful tiara. All hail the princess of the party! This naughty tiara is sure to add some crazyness to any party. Instead of jewels on a typical tiara, this one features different colored penis rhinestones on top. Perfect for bachelorette parties too!

Features:
* Naughty Tiara
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Multi Colored Penises Cover The Top Of The Tiara
* Great For Bachelorette Parties

Dimensions:
* Naughty Tiara - Adjustable To Fit Any Head Size
Price: $7.99
 
 
The Little Black Book Of Dirty Jokes
The Little Black Book Of Dirty Jokes
This raunchy little collection of smutty jokes serves up obscene amounts of fodder for every tasteless occasion. No one escapes its gritty pages-from doctors and ministers to donkeys and octogenarians. Large enough to contain hundreds of jokes, but small enough to easily be hidden from the kids!

Dimensions:
* Book measures - 4 1/4" x 5 3/4"
* Book contains 144 pages
* Book lies flat for ease of use, elastic band page holder for bookmarking
Price: $9.95
 
 
Dirty Bertie
Dirty Bertie
Battery operated Mr. Horney. Requires 4 AA batteries, NOT included. See and hear him moan and groan until he reaches his final pant shaking climax! See Bertie's vibrating groin thrust back and forth. Horny Bertie pumps his arms up and down showing his lustful enthusiasm.
Price: $9.99
 
 
1000 Drinking Games
1000 Drinking Games
1,000 Drinking Games combines rounds of classic and new drinking games with off-the-wall plot twists and a variety of drink assignments. This set includes all of the popular drinking concepts: dice games, card games, word games, tongue twisters, spinner games, categories, ranking-based games, etc. Players can enjoy their favorite games over and over or learn a new game each time they play!

Includes: 10 Game Concept Cards, 10 Plot Twist Cards, 10 Next Round Cards, 1 Categories Card, 1 Tougue Twisters Card, 11 Numerical Rank Cards, 2 CHUG! Cards, 1 Spinner, 2 Regular Dice, 1 Drink Assignment Die, and EASY-TO-FOLLOW Instructions.
Price: $9.99
 
 
Sex Coupons
Sex Coupons
This gorgeous erotic coupon book takes the cheese right out of the traditional act of gifting your loved one vouchers. This Sex Coupon Booklet contains 20 (2 of each) his and her favor vouchers for sexual positions. Each coupon is a thick and glossy black, with the invitation scripted in red and gold script. Give you lover a coupon entitling them to their favorite erotic encouters, whether it's a new sex position, well-oiled massage, or romantic interlude!
Price: $2.99
 
 
Beer Belt
Beer Belt
This ingenious Beer Belt offers the ultimate in hands free technology! This fully adjustable beer belt allows for convenient carrying and storage of a full six pack of beer - can or bottle. Keep your next brew within reach wherever you go with this unique beer holder!

Price: $14.99
 
 
Official Pecker Inspector Badge
Official Pecker Inspector Badge
Give that bachelorette the power of being a Pecker Inspector for the Dept. of Erections. She will be able to ask, "Do you have a license for that gun?".
Price: $4.99
 
 
Edible Underwear-Female Passion Cherry
Edible Underwear-Female Passion Cherry
Sensuous with taste. When worn, normal body moisture and heat will make them more pliable and flavorful. The more you lick, the better they taste. Lick and nibble your way to erotic ecstasy and fun!
Price: $4.99
 
 
Edible Underwear Male
Edible Underwear Male
Sensuous with taste. When worn, normal body moisture and heat will make them more pliable and flavorful. The more you lick, the better they taste. Lick and nibble your way to erotic ecstasy and fun!

Price: $4.99
 
 
Erotic Dice-Glow In The Dark
Erotic Dice-Glow In The Dark
Glow in the Dark Erotic Dice

Roll the Glow in the Dark Erotic Dice and Get Lucky!

Get the good times rolling and break the ice with these erotic dice. It’s easy to score when you have these glow in the dark gems in your pocket.

Just turn down the lights, set the mood, and let the games begin! One die tells you what to do... the other tells you which body part to perform the naughty act on. Take turns rolling the dice and explore each other’s intimate side. After a few rolls, you’re guaranteed to get lucky!

One set of Glow in the Dark Erotic Dice per blister card.
Price: $4.99
 
 
Enormex Condom
Enormex Condom
Whoever said size doesn't matter clearly never saw the size of this condom. This novelty joke enormex condom is super large for a super guy! This makes a great gag gift and is perfect as a party favor for your bachelorette party!

Features:
* Enormex Novelty Joke Condom Gag Gift
* Novelty Size And Diameter

Price: $3.99
 
 
Edible Finger Paint
Edible Finger Paint
Are things dull in the bedroom? Need a "taste" of something different? These edible body paints will bring that something different, and a bit of tasty sweetness at that. Included in the package are containers, each with a different fruit flavor: blueberry, strawberry, lemon, and apple. Paint on your partner words, symbols, or just spread it EVERYWHERE and eat it up. Great gift for birthday, bachelor, or bachelorette parties.

Features:
* Edible Finger Paint
* Four Fruity Flavors (Blueberry, Strawberry, Lemon And Apple)
* Use It To Paint On Your Partner with Words, Symbols And Pictures And Then Eat It Off

Dimensions:
* Edible Finger Paint - 6" x 7"
Price: $5.99
 
 
Grow a Girlfriend
Grow a Girlfriend
Grow A Girlfriend - Just add water for the perfect woman! Psst, want a girlfriend without the pesky dating, silly questions, nagging, jewelry and - gasp - mother-in-laws? With Grow A Girlfriend novelty toy, all you have to do is add water! Instruction 1. Put your girlfriend in a jar or container full of clean water at room temperature to watch it start growing 2. Please note that the water temperature should be between 59-95 °F or 15-35 °C 3. Do not expect instant results as it takes up to 72 hours to fully expand 4. Take it out of the water to watch it shrink back to its original size

Product Features
* Expands 600% of original size in water
* Non-toxic (but do not swallow, mmkay?)
* Shrinks back to original size when taken out of water
* Warning: Small parts, not for children under 3 years
Price: $3.99
 
 
Grow a Boyfriend
Grow a Boyfriend
Place your grow item in room temperature water. It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. Wehn removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size. Your grow item can be grown again and again !!!

Product Features
* Grow the perfect boyfriend
* Great Bridal Shower Gift
* For entertainment purposes only, not for consumption
* Great for a friend who has just broken up/splitsville
Price: $3.99
 
 
Beer Mug with Bell "Conserve Water"
Beer Mug with Bell "Conserve Water"
"Conserve Water - Drink more Beer - Ring for another Round" 12 oz. beer mug, has a bell on the handle you can ring for a fill-up, or just for laughs you'll get when you have to get your own beer. Funny gift for the couch-potato in your life!

Dimensions:
* Beer Mug with Bell "Conserve Water" - 4 7/8" x 5 1/4"
Price: $9.99
 
 
Furry Metal Love Cuffs
Furry Metal Love Cuffs
Bind yourself or bind your partner with these fun Furry Metal Love Cuffs. Suited for light play or as a gag gift for bachelor or bachelorette parties, they are both easily locked and unlocked, including an open release switch for safety. Covered in fur, these handcuffs will provide some extra comfort for the wearer.

Features:
* Furry Metal Love Cuffs
* Made Out Of High Quality Metal With Fur
* Comes With One Pair Of Furry Metal Love Cuffs And One Pair Of Keys
* Come In Two Styles (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
* Great Idea For A Party Favor Or Gag Gift

Dimensions:
* Furry Metal Love Cuffs - One Size Fits All
Price: $8.99
 
 
Sex! Scratch Tickets
Sex! Scratch Tickets
Eight sexy scratch tickets to get you and your lover in the mood for a night of passion. Every ticket is a winner, so give one to your lover when you feel that it is your GET LUCKY day!

Features:
* Includes 8 scratch off tickets
* Match 3 like syombols to win
* Every ticket is a winner!
Price: $4.99
 
 
Sex Dice
Sex Dice
Sex dice for two amorous adults! Begin by one of you rolling the dice. The red die instructs you what to do and the pink die determines how long you do it. The roller decides who assumes each position.


Price: $4.99
 
 
Sex Card Game
Sex Card Game
Each Sex! card explicitly illustrates either a foreplay activity or a sexual position. While playing one of the three Sex! card games, you and your lover use the cards to plan out one of the 100,000 possible fantasies. After building a fantasy, you both act it out. Sex can be played three ways. Ultimate Fantasy, Fortune Teller or Lover's Libido.
Includes: 50 Sex! Cards, 3 Rule Cards, and 1 Unleash Your Fantasy Card.
Price: $4.99
 
 
Texxxt Message Seduction
Texxxt Message Seduction
A year of sexy text message seductions. Every other week, select one of the cell phone-shaped game cards based on its seduction description. Tear open the screen on the card to reveal a text script you send to your lover throughout the day to seduce him or her for sex that night. There are racy, creative, and entertaining seductions to choose from. Whatever your mood, there’s always a wide variety to choose from.
Price: $6.99
 
 
Smart Ass Game
Smart Ass Game
Have you ever played a game and been bursting to yell out the answer, even when it's not your turn? Well here's your chance! Each Who, What and Where am I? card has ten clues, and the first player to yell out the correct answer moves one step closer to being the ultimate "Smart Ass." Move forward by correctly identifying people, places and things before any of the other players. The first player to reach the target in the center of the board wins. This fast-paced party game requires no specific knowledge base, so even if you're a "dumb ass" you can win!

Smart Ass Board Game:
* Trivia game
* Listen to the clues and yell out your answer
* For 2 to 8 players
Price: $19.99
 
 
Succulent Hard Willies
Succulent Hard Willies
You must try our succulent Hard Willies....you will be sucking for hours!! Each tin contains 90g of saucy shaped traditional boiled sweets. and only 40 calories for 10g...
Price: $5.99
 
 
Kama Sutra sex position playing cards
Kama Sutra sex position playing cards
Kama Sutra sex position playing cards. A pack of full color playing cards. 54 cards with a different sexual position on each. Please be aware that these cards are necessarily explicit. Those offended easily should not buy. These cards are for sex education purposes.

Contents: 54 Full color explicit playing cards

Dimensions: 2.5 inches X 3.75 inches
Price: $4.29
 
 
Door Hanger, Do Not Disturb We're Drinking!
Door Hanger, Do Not Disturb We're Drinking!
Place these naughty DO NOT DISTURB Door hangers on your bedroom, bathroom of office door. Great gag to leave on co-workers office door too! One side is naughty, and one side is for nice.
Price: $3.99
 
 
Cosmo's Steamy Sex Games
Cosmo's Steamy Sex Games
Get in the game with this carnal collection of sexy couple activities from the experts in bedroom fun. Ranging from Sexy Scavenger Hunt to Dirty Truth or Dare, these games are all printed on clever tear-out cards and are sure to fire up your love life. For each erotic diversion, players will find instructions on the props they’ll need, the rules of the game—and the passion payoff. It’s simple to pull out the cards for the games that sound the most irresistible, take them bedside, and let the fun begin. The book comes inside a special storage box with a magnetic clasp—so you can play your favorites again and again. If you think The Cosmo Kama Sutra is hot (with more than 320,000 copies in print), just wait till you roll the dice on this one!

Price: $8.99
 
 
Succulent Fruity Boobs
Succulent Fruity Boobs
Suck on this! Succulent Hard Boobs come in fancy metal tin. There are 3.18-ounces of individually wrapped candy in the tin. Each candy is shaped like tiny boobs and come in a variety of flavors. The perfect treat for all your naughty friends!

Price: $5.99
 
 
Penis Shooter
Penis Shooter
What's more novel than a brightly colored penis? Nothing, and that's why our new Penis Shooter Shotglasses make the perfect bar-room accessory. Laugh about the hilarious shape of your four and a half inch tall glass as you slyly spill nurse a drink. Everyone will be too busy laughing to notice how suspiciously sober you are. Even if they do notice, you can simply show them what you've been drinking from and the entire thing will be forgotten.

These shotglasses come in six different colors, though we unfortunately cannot grant individual requests.
Price: $3.99
 
 
What the F*ck Game - Raunchy Version
What the F*ck Game - Raunchy Version
This game is based on our original hotseller, What the F*ck! Try to guess what other players are going to answer to the most raunchy set of questions imaginable. If you do not correctly predict a player's response, you take a one, two, or three drink penalty. The game includes over 400 new questions. It is the most flexible drinking game in the world! Players can easily enter and exit the game and you can play with anywhere from 2 to over 100 players.
Price: $9.99
 
 
Official Boob Inspector Badge
Official Boob Inspector Badge
Give your bachelor the power to inspect boobs and be able to stare with certainty, "That's a 10-4 on the Double-Ds".
Price: $4.99
 
 
Stress Chest
Stress Chest
Hey guys. Tired of being alone Saturday night? Is your girlfriend or significant others on an "extended" vacation? Do you miss the feel of a boob at work? No matter when you need 'em, the Stress Chest is always there for you.

Price: $6.99
 
 
Pecker Water Pistol
Pecker Water Pistol
Watch out when this thing starts to squirt! The perfect party favor for your next bachelorette party or girls' night out this Bachelorette Pecker Water Pistol always hits the target. Simple to use, just fill it up and push the trigger to begin shooting! The fun never ends!

Features:
* Made Of Plastic
* Easy To Use
* Fill With Water And Push Trigger

Dimensions:
* Pecker Water Pistol - 6" x 4 1/2"
Price: $5.99
 
 
Bachelorette Yard Glass
Bachelorette Yard Glass
Celebrate your Bachelorette Party with style, fun and a yard glass full of booze. This Bachelorette Yard Glass is made of high quality durable plastic and pink in color. The front of the yard glass features the phrase "Bachelorette Outta' Control." The glass comes with its special elastic bendy straw, so all you need to do is fill it up!

Features:
* Bachelorette Yard Glass
* Pink In Color
* High Durable Plastic
* Custom Elastic Bendy Straw

Dimensions:
* Bachelorette Yard Glass - 14"
Price: $5.99
 
 
Penis Shaped Baking Tray
Penis Shaped Baking Tray
Now you can have your penis, and eat it too with the Penis Bake Tray. This Penis Shaped Baking Tray is an absolute must for any Bachelorette Party. This versatile pan can be used to make a wide variety of party desserts. The fun truly never ends!

Features:
* Penis Shaped Baking Tray
* Reusable And Dishwasher Safe
* Can Be Used To Make A Variety Of Desserts

Dimensions:
* Penis Shaped Baking Tray - 11" x 7"
Price: $8.99
 
 
Girl Talk Drinking Game
Girl Talk Drinking Game
The Adult Game of Sharing Secrets, Laughter, and Cocktails. This drinking game for gossip girls includes spaces such as “Bad Boyfriend Bash”, “Propose a Toast”, and many more. The game includes a 12 1/4 in. x 7 1/2 in. game board, a die, a Talk-About-It spinner, and 6 game markers. Perfect for bachelorette parties and bridal showers.
Price: $7.99
 
 
Birthday Girl Pink Flashing Sash
Birthday  Girl Pink Flashing Sash
This birthday sash is a unique way of saying, "Pay attention to me, I am the birthday girl!" This sash is pink in color with the words "Birthday Girl" visible in the middle in hot pink lettering. Inside the sash is a button that when activated the lights around the sash light up putting the spotlight on you! This sash is sure to be a sure hit with all the party guests!

Features:
* Flashing Lights on Sash
* On/Off Button Concealed Within Sash
* Reqires 2 "AG" Watch Batteries (not included)

Dimensions:
* Sash - 40" All Around
Price: $6.99
 
 
Black Bachelorette Sash With Clear Stones
Black Bachelorette Sash With Clear Stones
Become the ultimate party hostess as you celebrate your last night of freedom. This Bachelorette Sash is made of black fabric with the words "Bachelorette" visible in the middle colored in silver lettering. At the ends of the sash the word "Bachelorette" is written in clearn stones. This sash is a great party item that is sure to be a hit with the guests!

Dimensions:
* Sash - 40" All Around
Price: $6.99
 
 
Malden Girls Night Out Martini Glass Picture Frame
Malden Girls Night Out Martini Glass Picture Frame
A fun and unique way to celebrate a moment you treasure during a girls night out. This picture frame is actually in the same shape as a martini glass and features the phrase "Girls Night" on the front of the martini glass. At the top of the martini glass is a decorative lime and a night time city landscape.

Dimensions:
* Picture Frame - 9 1/2" tall, 7" wide
Price: $12.99
 
 
Seeds In The Potleaf Game
Seeds In The Potleaf Game
This challenging game instructs the player to tilt, turn and jiggle the sealed plastic box to attempt to get all 7 ball bearing seeds into matching divots on the marijuana leaf picture inside. A funny gift for the pot enthusiast in your life, it will stump even the most skilled players, especially if they're high when they try it! Game also features a comical ranking system on the back for each seed you successfully place in the potleaf.

Dimensions:
* Potleaf Game - 4 1/2" x 4 1/2"
Price: $3.99
 
 
Up Yours Message Pad
Up Yours Message Pad
Leave a note that is sure to get some attention. This "Up Yours" message pad features an image of a hand with the middle finger raised. Each sheet has the quote "Up Yours!!! By the way, You have a message:" This is definately an hysterical way to get a message across to someone.

Specifications:
* Note pad contains 40 sheets

Dimensions:
* Note pad - 3" wide, 4.75" tall
Price: $4.99
 
 
Acetate Test Tube Shooters
Acetate Test Tube Shooters
Bring a night club feel to any party! Test Tube Shooters feature a black plastic display rack with multi-color - red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple - test tube shooters. Our plastic test tube shot glasses hold 2 oz of your favorite liqueur. These fun shot glasses are true crowd pleasers and will bring the feel of a night club to your next party or home bar.

Dimensions:
* Test Tubes - 4.5" tall (Hold 2oz)
Price: $9.99
 
 


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