A Great F*cking Game! Players take turns rolling both dice. After each roll, a player performs the action rolled on the body part rolled of the other player. Play continues until someone has rolled a winning roll. After the winner has given his (or her) lover the winning roll reward, he gets to roll the silver die. He is allowed two rolls to then select the winning sex position reward.

Features:
* Let's F*ck! Dice Game
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Roll The Dice And Perform The Tasks

Dimensions:
* Let's F*ck! Dice Game - Dice - 5/8"

 

A great way to freshen up with a nice minty spray after you have just performed the act. Simply just use the spray in your mouth for instant freshness. This also makes a great gag gift for any sort of adult party too!

Features:
* BJ Spray - Before And After Minty Mouth Refresher
* Comes In A Metal Spray Bottle
* Spearmint Flavor
* Spray Into Mouth For Instant Freshness

Dimensions:
* BJ Spray - Before And After Minty Mouth Refresher - 4 1/4"

 

He's Ripped, Well Hung, and Mighty Tasty! A comical way to have a nice fruit snack. These fruit snacks are made in the shape and design of little men who also happen to be naked! They make a great gag gift for any sort of party too!

Features:
* Horny Gummy Men
* Fun Flavored Fruit Snacks
* Shape And Design Of Naked Men
* Great For All Sorts Of Adult Parties

Dimensions:
* Horny Gummy Men - 1 1/2"

 

Indulge your favorite "bride to be" with the perfect gift. Spend hours filling in the blank and having some good clean (adult) Mad Libs fun!

Features:
* Adult Mad Libs - Bachelorette Bash
* Made Of High Quality Material
* Mad Libs With A Bachelorette Theme

Dimensions:
* Adult Mad Libs - Bachelorette Bash - 8 1/2" x 5 1/2"

 

Divorced Diva Invitations 6 invites and 6 envelopes. You're invited to celebrate. New found freedom Divorced Diva Nite Out. Traditional invitations with fill in the blank date, place, time RSVP, call and other information. Celebrate your first day, night with this fun party idea.

Features:
* Divorced Diva Invitations
* Made Of High Quality Paper
* A Creative Way To Celebrate New Found Freedom
* Contains 6 Invitations Along With 6 Envelopes

Dimensions:
* Divorced Diva Invitations - 6" x 4"

 

The ultimate party accessory for your girls night out or bachelorette party. This shooter is in the shape of a penis and even has a beaded necklace to keep it around your neck. Simply just pour your drink down the top of the shooter and when you want to drink simply just suck it down! Makes a great party favor too.

Features:
* Hanging Penis Shooter
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Beaded Necklace For Wearing Around Your Neck

Dimensions:
* Hanging Penis Shooter - 4 1/2" x 2 1/4"
* Holds 3 1/2oz

 

20 romantic Let's F*ck! Coupons to give to your lover whenever you're feeling generous...and horny! Each coupon offers a unique sexual f*cking adventure!

Features:
* Let's F*ck! Coupons
* Made Of High Quality Glossy Paper
* Contains 20 Coupons

Dimensions:
* Let's F*ck! Coupons - 7" x 3"

 

If you are holding a hen party at home, you can still make it equally as memorable as what a night out on the town would be. Why not entertain the girls over a few cocktails as you reminisce about times in the past and look forward to times of the future? This cocktail shaker is rather distinctive and comes in the shape of a willy, which is always sure to provide everybody with a few laughs. We are pretty sure when we say that the vast majority of people won't have seen anything quite like this before!

Features:
* Penis Shaped Cocktail Shaker
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Easy To Use, Unscrew The Top And Fill With Drinks, Shake And Then Serve

Dimensions:
* Penis Shaped Cocktail Shaker - 8" x 3 1/2"

 

A hilarious way to add a little twist to enjoying a breat mint candy. Tit tarts are cleverly designed in the shape of boobies and come in a variety of yummy flavors. A great addition for any party or even use for decorations on a dessert.

Features:
* Tit Tarts Boobie Shaped Flavored Candy Mints
* Come In Multiple Flavors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
* Tit Tarts Come In Their Own Sealed Packaging
* Each Pack Contains About 30 Tit Tarts

Dimensions:
* Tit Tarts Boobie Shaped Flavored Candy Mints - 3/4"
* Pack Dimensions - 3 1/4" x 1 1/4"

 

A hilarious way to add a little twist to enjoying a breat mint candy. Dick tarts are cleverly designed in the shape of penises and come in a variety of yummy flavors. A great addition for any party or even use for decorations on a dessert.

Features:
* Dick Tarts Penis Shaped Flavored Candy Mints
* Come In Multiple Flavors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
* Dick Tarts Come In Their Own Sealed Packaging
* Each Pack Contains About 30 Dick Tarts

Dimensions:
* Dick Tarts Penis Shaped Flavored Candy Mints - 3/4"
* Pack Dimensions - 3 1/4" x 1 1/4"

 

Let the coronation ceremony begin! The guest of honor will be more than fashionable with this colorful tiara. All hail the princess of the party! This naughty tiara is sure to add some crazyness to any party. Instead of jewels on a typical tiara, this one features different colored penis rhinestones on top. Perfect for bachelorette parties too!

Features:
* Naughty Tiara
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Multi Colored Penises Cover The Top Of The Tiara
* Great For Bachelorette Parties

Dimensions:
* Naughty Tiara - Adjustable To Fit Any Head Size

 

This raunchy little collection of smutty jokes serves up obscene amounts of fodder for every tasteless occasion. No one escapes its gritty pages-from doctors and ministers to donkeys and octogenarians. Large enough to contain hundreds of jokes, but small enough to easily be hidden from the kids!

Dimensions:
* Book measures - 4 1/4" x 5 3/4"
* Book contains 144 pages
* Book lies flat for ease of use, elastic band page holder for bookmarking

 

Battery operated Mr. Horney. Requires 4 AA batteries, NOT included. See and hear him moan and groan until he reaches his final pant shaking climax! See Bertie's vibrating groin thrust back and forth. Horny Bertie pumps his arms up and down showing his lustful enthusiasm.

 

1,000 Drinking Games combines rounds of classic and new drinking games with off-the-wall plot twists and a variety of drink assignments. This set includes all of the popular drinking concepts: dice games, card games, word games, tongue twisters, spinner games, categories, ranking-based games, etc. Players can enjoy their favorite games over and over or learn a new game each time they play!

Includes: 10 Game Concept Cards, 10 Plot Twist Cards, 10 Next Round Cards, 1 Categories Card, 1 Tougue Twisters Card, 11 Numerical Rank Cards, 2 CHUG! Cards, 1 Spinner, 2 Regular Dice, 1 Drink Assignment Die, and EASY-TO-FOLLOW Instructions.

 

This gorgeous erotic coupon book takes the cheese right out of the traditional act of gifting your loved one vouchers. This Sex Coupon Booklet contains 20 (2 of each) his and her favor vouchers for sexual positions. Each coupon is a thick and glossy black, with the invitation scripted in red and gold script. Give you lover a coupon entitling them to their favorite erotic encouters, whether it's a new sex position, well-oiled massage, or romantic interlude!

 

This ingenious Beer Belt offers the ultimate in hands free technology! This fully adjustable beer belt allows for convenient carrying and storage of a full six pack of beer - can or bottle. Keep your next brew within reach wherever you go with this unique beer holder!

 

Give that bachelorette the power of being a Pecker Inspector for the Dept. of Erections. She will be able to ask, "Do you have a license for that gun?".

 

Sensuous with taste. When worn, normal body moisture and heat will make them more pliable and flavorful. The more you lick, the better they taste. Lick and nibble your way to erotic ecstasy and fun!

 

Sensuous with taste. When worn, normal body moisture and heat will make them more pliable and flavorful. The more you lick, the better they taste. Lick and nibble your way to erotic ecstasy and fun!

 

Glow in the Dark Erotic Dice

Roll the Glow in the Dark Erotic Dice and Get Lucky!

Get the good times rolling and break the ice with these erotic dice. It’s easy to score when you have these glow in the dark gems in your pocket.

Just turn down the lights, set the mood, and let the games begin! One die tells you what to do... the other tells you which body part to perform the naughty act on. Take turns rolling the dice and explore each other’s intimate side. After a few rolls, you’re guaranteed to get lucky!

One set of Glow in the Dark Erotic Dice per blister card.

 

Whoever said size doesn't matter clearly never saw the size of this condom. This novelty joke enormex condom is super large for a super guy! This makes a great gag gift and is perfect as a party favor for your bachelorette party!

Features:
* Enormex Novelty Joke Condom Gag Gift
* Novelty Size And Diameter

 

Are things dull in the bedroom? Need a "taste" of something different? These edible body paints will bring that something different, and a bit of tasty sweetness at that. Included in the package are containers, each with a different fruit flavor: blueberry, strawberry, lemon, and apple. Paint on your partner words, symbols, or just spread it EVERYWHERE and eat it up. Great gift for birthday, bachelor, or bachelorette parties.

Features:
* Edible Finger Paint
* Four Fruity Flavors (Blueberry, Strawberry, Lemon And Apple)
* Use It To Paint On Your Partner with Words, Symbols And Pictures And Then Eat It Off

Dimensions:
* Edible Finger Paint - 6" x 7"

 

Grow A Girlfriend - Just add water for the perfect woman! Psst, want a girlfriend without the pesky dating, silly questions, nagging, jewelry and - gasp - mother-in-laws? With Grow A Girlfriend novelty toy, all you have to do is add water! Instruction 1. Put your girlfriend in a jar or container full of clean water at room temperature to watch it start growing 2. Please note that the water temperature should be between 59-95 °F or 15-35 °C 3. Do not expect instant results as it takes up to 72 hours to fully expand 4. Take it out of the water to watch it shrink back to its original size

Product Features
* Expands 600% of original size in water
* Non-toxic (but do not swallow, mmkay?)
* Shrinks back to original size when taken out of water
* Warning: Small parts, not for children under 3 years

 

Place your grow item in room temperature water. It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. Wehn removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size. Your grow item can be grown again and again !!!

Product Features
* Grow the perfect boyfriend
* Great Bridal Shower Gift
* For entertainment purposes only, not for consumption
* Great for a friend who has just broken up/splitsville

 

"Conserve Water - Drink more Beer - Ring for another Round" 12 oz. beer mug, has a bell on the handle you can ring for a fill-up, or just for laughs you'll get when you have to get your own beer. Funny gift for the couch-potato in your life!

Dimensions:
* Beer Mug with Bell "Conserve Water" - 4 7/8" x 5 1/4"

 

Bind yourself or bind your partner with these fun Furry Metal Love Cuffs. Suited for light play or as a gag gift for bachelor or bachelorette parties, they are both easily locked and unlocked, including an open release switch for safety. Covered in fur, these handcuffs will provide some extra comfort for the wearer.

Features:
* Furry Metal Love Cuffs
* Made Out Of High Quality Metal With Fur
* Comes With One Pair Of Furry Metal Love Cuffs And One Pair Of Keys
* Come In Two Styles (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
* Great Idea For A Party Favor Or Gag Gift

Dimensions:
* Furry Metal Love Cuffs - One Size Fits All

 

Eight sexy scratch tickets to get you and your lover in the mood for a night of passion. Every ticket is a winner, so give one to your lover when you feel that it is your GET LUCKY day!

Features:
* Includes 8 scratch off tickets
* Match 3 like syombols to win
* Every ticket is a winner!

 

Sex dice for two amorous adults! Begin by one of you rolling the dice. The red die instructs you what to do and the pink die determines how long you do it. The roller decides who assumes each position.

 

Each Sex! card explicitly illustrates either a foreplay activity or a sexual position. While playing one of the three Sex! card games, you and your lover use the cards to plan out one of the 100,000 possible fantasies. After building a fantasy, you both act it out. Sex can be played three ways. Ultimate Fantasy, Fortune Teller or Lover's Libido.
Includes: 50 Sex! Cards, 3 Rule Cards, and 1 Unleash Your Fantasy Card.

 

A year of sexy text message seductions. Every other week, select one of the cell phone-shaped game cards based on its seduction description. Tear open the screen on the card to reveal a text script you send to your lover throughout the day to seduce him or her for sex that night. There are racy, creative, and entertaining seductions to choose from. Whatever your mood, there’s always a wide variety to choose from.

 

Have you ever played a game and been bursting to yell out the answer, even when it's not your turn? Well here's your chance! Each Who, What and Where am I? card has ten clues, and the first player to yell out the correct answer moves one step closer to being the ultimate "Smart Ass." Move forward by correctly identifying people, places and things before any of the other players. The first player to reach the target in the center of the board wins. This fast-paced party game requires no specific knowledge base, so even if you're a "dumb ass" you can win!

Smart Ass Board Game:
* Trivia game
* Listen to the clues and yell out your answer
* For 2 to 8 players

 

You must try our succulent Hard Willies....you will be sucking for hours!! Each tin contains 90g of saucy shaped traditional boiled sweets. and only 40 calories for 10g...

 

Kama Sutra sex position playing cards. A pack of full color playing cards. 54 cards with a different sexual position on each. Please be aware that these cards are necessarily explicit. Those offended easily should not buy. These cards are for sex education purposes.

Contents: 54 Full color explicit playing cards

Dimensions: 2.5 inches X 3.75 inches

 

Place these naughty DO NOT DISTURB Door hangers on your bedroom, bathroom of office door. Great gag to leave on co-workers office door too! One side is naughty, and one side is for nice.

 

Get in the game with this carnal collection of sexy couple activities from the experts in bedroom fun. Ranging from Sexy Scavenger Hunt to Dirty Truth or Dare, these games are all printed on clever tear-out cards and are sure to fire up your love life. For each erotic diversion, players will find instructions on the props they’ll need, the rules of the game—and the passion payoff. It’s simple to pull out the cards for the games that sound the most irresistible, take them bedside, and let the fun begin. The book comes inside a special storage box with a magnetic clasp—so you can play your favorites again and again. If you think The Cosmo Kama Sutra is hot (with more than 320,000 copies in print), just wait till you roll the dice on this one!

 

Suck on this! Succulent Hard Boobs come in fancy metal tin. There are 3.18-ounces of individually wrapped candy in the tin. Each candy is shaped like tiny boobs and come in a variety of flavors. The perfect treat for all your naughty friends!

 

What's more novel than a brightly colored penis? Nothing, and that's why our new Penis Shooter Shotglasses make the perfect bar-room accessory. Laugh about the hilarious shape of your four and a half inch tall glass as you slyly spill nurse a drink. Everyone will be too busy laughing to notice how suspiciously sober you are. Even if they do notice, you can simply show them what you've been drinking from and the entire thing will be forgotten.

These shotglasses come in six different colors, though we unfortunately cannot grant individual requests.

 

This game is based on our original hotseller, What the F*ck! Try to guess what other players are going to answer to the most raunchy set of questions imaginable. If you do not correctly predict a player's response, you take a one, two, or three drink penalty. The game includes over 400 new questions. It is the most flexible drinking game in the world! Players can easily enter and exit the game and you can play with anywhere from 2 to over 100 players.

 

Give your bachelor the power to inspect boobs and be able to stare with certainty, "That's a 10-4 on the Double-Ds".

 

Hey guys. Tired of being alone Saturday night? Is your girlfriend or significant others on an "extended" vacation? Do you miss the feel of a boob at work? No matter when you need 'em, the Stress Chest is always there for you.

 

Watch out when this thing starts to squirt! The perfect party favor for your next bachelorette party or girls' night out this Bachelorette Pecker Water Pistol always hits the target. Simple to use, just fill it up and push the trigger to begin shooting! The fun never ends!

Features:
* Made Of Plastic
* Easy To Use
* Fill With Water And Push Trigger

Dimensions:
* Pecker Water Pistol - 6" x 4 1/2"

 

Celebrate your Bachelorette Party with style, fun and a yard glass full of booze. This Bachelorette Yard Glass is made of high quality durable plastic and pink in color. The front of the yard glass features the phrase "Bachelorette Outta' Control." The glass comes with its special elastic bendy straw, so all you need to do is fill it up!

Features:
* Bachelorette Yard Glass
* Pink In Color
* High Durable Plastic
* Custom Elastic Bendy Straw

Dimensions:
* Bachelorette Yard Glass - 14"

 

Now you can have your penis, and eat it too with the Penis Bake Tray. This Penis Shaped Baking Tray is an absolute must for any Bachelorette Party. This versatile pan can be used to make a wide variety of party desserts. The fun truly never ends!

Features:
* Penis Shaped Baking Tray
* Reusable And Dishwasher Safe
* Can Be Used To Make A Variety Of Desserts

Dimensions:
* Penis Shaped Baking Tray - 11" x 7"

 

The Adult Game of Sharing Secrets, Laughter, and Cocktails. This drinking game for gossip girls includes spaces such as “Bad Boyfriend Bash”, “Propose a Toast”, and many more. The game includes a 12 1/4 in. x 7 1/2 in. game board, a die, a Talk-About-It spinner, and 6 game markers. Perfect for bachelorette parties and bridal showers.

 

This birthday sash is a unique way of saying, "Pay attention to me, I am the birthday girl!" This sash is pink in color with the words "Birthday Girl" visible in the middle in hot pink lettering. Inside the sash is a button that when activated the lights around the sash light up putting the spotlight on you! This sash is sure to be a sure hit with all the party guests!

Features:
* Flashing Lights on Sash
* On/Off Button Concealed Within Sash
* Reqires 2 "AG" Watch Batteries (not included)

Dimensions:
* Sash - 40" All Around

 

Become the ultimate party hostess as you celebrate your last night of freedom. This Bachelorette Sash is made of black fabric with the words "Bachelorette" visible in the middle colored in silver lettering. At the ends of the sash the word "Bachelorette" is written in clearn stones. This sash is a great party item that is sure to be a hit with the guests!

Dimensions:
* Sash - 40" All Around

 

A fun and unique way to celebrate a moment you treasure during a girls night out. This picture frame is actually in the same shape as a martini glass and features the phrase "Girls Night" on the front of the martini glass. At the top of the martini glass is a decorative lime and a night time city landscape.

Dimensions:
* Picture Frame - 9 1/2" tall, 7" wide

 

This challenging game instructs the player to tilt, turn and jiggle the sealed plastic box to attempt to get all 7 ball bearing seeds into matching divots on the marijuana leaf picture inside. A funny gift for the pot enthusiast in your life, it will stump even the most skilled players, especially if they're high when they try it! Game also features a comical ranking system on the back for each seed you successfully place in the potleaf.

Dimensions:
* Potleaf Game - 4 1/2" x 4 1/2"

 

Leave a note that is sure to get some attention. This "Up Yours" message pad features an image of a hand with the middle finger raised. Each sheet has the quote "Up Yours!!! By the way, You have a message:" This is definately an hysterical way to get a message across to someone.

Specifications:
* Note pad contains 40 sheets

Dimensions:
* Note pad - 3" wide, 4.75" tall

 

Bring a night club feel to any party! Test Tube Shooters feature a black plastic display rack with multi-color - red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple - test tube shooters. Our plastic test tube shot glasses hold 2 oz of your favorite liqueur. These fun shot glasses are true crowd pleasers and will bring the feel of a night club to your next party or home bar.

Dimensions:
* Test Tubes - 4.5" tall (Hold 2oz)

 

The Cosmo Kama Sutra was the first in Cosmo’s wildly successful line of fun, fearless, and sexy books—and readers have snatched it up in droves. With 14 printings of the hardcover slipcased edition, this bestseller is now available in a great new format with a stunning effect: A paper-engineered “Venetian blind” reveal on the front cover. Pull the tab and it opens and changes the view from the book’s title to a partial view of one of the 77 hot positions. It’s a playful design that perfectly captures Cosmo’s approach to sex while offering a tasteful retail display.

One thing hasn’t changed: Inside, the book is steamy as ever with fully-illustrated specially commissioned drawings and detailed instructions to help maximize pleasure…for both partners. All 77 positions—from the Wanton Wheelbarrow to the Passion Pretzel to the Romp with a View—come with a “Carnal Challenge” rating to indicate the degree of difficulty. Add to that a slew of sex tips, and you’ve got a torrid tour-de-force that will be as much fun to give as to receive!

* 256 Pages

 

More sexy fun from Cosmo, in the same playful and super-successful box format as the magazine’s Steamy Sex Games—which has 166,000 copies in print after six printings. In a recent issue, Cosmo put a naughty twist on the classic Truth or Dare game, featuring perforated tear-out cards. Readers went wild, and we knew we had a winner.

Playing’s easy…and very, very satisfying. Couples simply take turns picking from a set of 120 cards and choosing a spicy “Truth” or an edgy “Dare.”

Truth: What is the strangest thing that has ever turned you on?

Dare: Lick your lips in the steamiest way possible.

Truth: On a scale of one to ten, rate your bedroom skills. Tell me the reason for that score.

Dare: I’m going to draw a tiny x somewhere on my body. Your job is to kiss me all over until you find it.

Truth: Pretend you’re a critic and give me a review of my performance the last time we were in bed.

Dare: Pick a spot on my body that isn’t usually considered sexual—elbows, knees, ankle—and lavish it with kisses until I’m turned on.

Whether the players tell the truth or take the dare…the results are HOT!

 

Are you hosting a party where you will need to give adult themed gifts or where they would be appreciated? Want to give gifts that will be remembered forever? Want something that will make a good impression and also provide an edible treat? If so, you should definitely check out the Succulent Willie Lollipops! These pops will definitely have your party guests taking a first, second, and even third look! Many of them may not know what to say! You’ll be able to laugh hysterically while they are searching for words, having the upper hand and enjoying the glory of a gag well played!

Are you hosting a bachelorette party for a friend? If so, you should consider giving gifts to all of the attendees, but you don’t just want any gift, you want something that they are going to remember and maybe even enjoy eating, imagine that! The Succulent Willie Lollipops are a great option because they are very affordable, they fit in with the bachelorette party theme, and they are simple a lot of fun to receive and even eat! Everyone loves something that is not only funny but edible! You could even have a contest to see who could eat theirs as quickly as possible! Talk about fun!

If you want to give a great gag gift that will outdo what someone has given you in the past, consider giving Succulent Willie Lollipops! These lollipops are vivid and you can really take someone off guard. Plant the Succulent Willie Lollipops somewhere that they cannot miss and then watch their face as they are taken off guard! You won’t be able to help but laugh and you’ll get the full benefit of watching it all happen! Only problem is you’ll need to be prepared for revenge because whenever you get something this good they come back at you for paybacks!

 

The classic sex toy, with an added gastronomical touch: it’s an edible dildo made of strawberry jelly. Try it once and you’re sure to want more!

 

If you've not eaten our Pasta Boobs yet then you don't know what your missing. Cook them up and get your partner in the mood for a night of passion.

 

Loaded dice is known to be the "piss your pants game of chance!" Made by iPartyHard, the leader in adult drinking games this simple to play dice game is sure to keep you and all your friends laughing and stumbling all night long. The game is easy to play! Roll the four colored dice to reveal a random assortment of phrases. Put the phrases together in order from darkest die to lightest die and now you have formed a challenge. Pass the dice around a round table and see how you and all your friends will handle the challenges. If you can not complete any one part of the challenge you are eliminated. The last player standing wins.

 

Play this game for too long and you will be begging, “Carry Me Home!” This fun drinking game is a brilliant alternative to another boring night out. Experience drinking, gambling, singing, dancing, rudeness, stripping, kissing, stupidity, hilarity, confessions, camaraderie, flirting, scraps and a whole lot more. The Carry Me Home Drinking Game perfectly combines trivial knowledge, word association, dares, sub games, cash, drinking rules, toasts, and reversals. One second you'll be about to down a huge shot before doing a hilarious dare, the next you'll have pulled out a "right back at ya" card making one of your friends do it instead! The Carry Me Home Drinking Card Game includes four shot glasses, fifty game cards and dice. Box measures 10.25”L x 2.5”W x 6.25”T. With the Carry Me Home Drinking Game, you don't need to go out ever again!

 

Meet the Little Whizzer Liquor Dispenser, the Peeing Little Whizzer Liquor Dispenser. No he can't fix your computer or get an A on his report card. What he can do is serve you up your favorite beverage in a most fun way. Imagine your friends faces as their glass are filled with the Little Whizzer Liquor Dispenser!!

Operation of this very unusual liquor dispenser is as simple as slugging down a shot.

Fill the diamond cut glass bottle at the base. And then simply push the button and voila!!

Requires 2 AA batteries, glass, mouth, throat, stomach...you get the point.

 

Beer Pong IS the ultimate beer sport. Get your fill of exercise (and beer) with our official two foot long Beer Pong table. You sink it, they drink it! Also includes 2 paddles and ball.

Objective: Sink your ball in your opponent's cup.
Setup: Place two cups with beer at each end of the table.
Play: The ball may bounce on either side of the net one time before a player must return the ball to the other side using the paddle. Players may not hit the ball before it bounces on their side. Players may only hit lobs. If the ball hits a player's cup during play, that player must take a sip from his own cup. If a ball is sunk in an opponent's cup, the opponent must chug the remainder of his beer.

 

We're going to keep this description brief (boom boom). With around 330 fruit-flavoured candy pieces, this sweet and sexy g-string is the perfect after dinner pudding for weight watchers, and those not wedded to huge pairs of pants.

There is so much we could say about these (like it explains why all the girls in the office are sitting rather oddly at the moment), but it's probably best to leave it all to your imagination. We never imagined that we'd be selling g-strings on IWOOT, but these has proved to be so massively popular, it's evident the nation has a sweet tooth... or something.

This product is non-returnable!


* Sweet and Sexy G-strings.
* One size fits all.
* Made from 330 fruit-flavoured candies on elasticated string.
* Candy G is made-up of multi-coloured candies.
* Ingredients: Dextrose, Sugar, Maltodextrin, Magnesium Stearate, Citric Acid, Colours: E129, Artificial Flavours.
* Size when flat: 34 x 20 x 3.5cm.
* Weight: 160g

 

Spending thousands on a wedding where the napkins have to be the right shade of dusky rose to match the bouquet? Yea, right. Here’s the answer to your nightmares. This blow-up companion won’t yabber on for hours about shoes or what so-or-so’s mother’s aunt’s friend’s daughter’s dog did last Tuesday. She won’t blow your hard-earned cash on pot pourri or cushions and won’t put a mega dent in the car again.

No nagging. No asking, “does my bum look big in this?” No complaints about your beer-belly. She’s three-feet of busty, blonde, inflatable pleasure. Ok, so she can’t cook or satisfy you in bed, (she’s not THAT kind of doll), but, hey, there’s really no change there.

She’ll watch sports all day and loves a curry night. In an accident, just patch her up with the puncture repair kit included. And, unlike the real thing, there’s a user guide to explain everything. It’ll be pure marital bliss with no need for a costly divorce. No stress, no ties and no expense. She’s the perfect blow-up babe in a box.

Features:
* You're The Boss
* She Never Complains
* Won't Empty Your Bank Account
* She Loves Sports On TV
* She Won't Make You Go Shopping With Her
* She Won't Tell You To Take The Trash Out

Dimensions:
* Inflatable Spouse - Wife - 3' Tall, 1' Wide

 

Girls can get into enough mischief without help from the likes of us but here's a pack of cards that will help them do just that?

Over 50 new and outrageous dares that will have you dropping your inhibitions (or your Panties).So whether it's for Bachelorette Parties, birthday parties or just everyday fun? This pack of Girls Night Out cards is sure to make you weak with laughter and bring Men to their knees...She who Dares Wins

For 2 or more players

 

Great for Bachelor Parties.
Cool. Refreshing. Deliciously obscene. That's the way we like to describe our new Peppermint Nipples. Pop one in your mouth and rest assured that your naughty smirk will be accompanied fresh, clean breath. Approximately 18 Nipples per box.

 

Great for Bachelorette Parties.
Cool. Refreshing. Deliciously obscene. That's the way we like to describe our new Peppermint Peckers. Pop one in your mouth and rest assured that your naughty smirk will be accompanied fresh, clean breath. Approximately 13 Peckers per box.

 

Still searching for Mr Right? Feel as though there are no good men left? Well ladies, have we got the answer for you! All your friends will like him, he won't upset your parents and ... he floats! Introducing ... the Inflatable Husband! He does exactly what it says on the box.

Features:
* Your Friends Will Love Him
* Your Parents Will Approve
* He Never Argues
* Cant' Work The TV Remote Control
* He Doesn't Like Football
* He Never Breaks Wind
* He Will Never Run Off With The Neighbors Wife

Dimensions:
* Inflatable Spouse - Husband - 3' Tall, 1' Wide

 

JUST LIKE IT SOUNDS!
YOUR FAVORITE GUMMY CANDY IS NOW AVAILABLE IN BOOB SHAPES. ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THESE GET SOFTER NOT HARDER AS YOU SUCK ON THEM.
COMES WITH THREE FRUITY FLAVORS!

 

JUST LIKE IT SOUNDS!
YOUR FAVORITE GUMMY CANDY IS NOW AVAILABLE IN PENIS SHAPES. ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THESE GET SMALLER AS YOU SUCK ON THEM.
COMES WITH THREE FRUITY FLAVORS

 

"MORE DIRTY MINDS"
is another hilarious edition of "the world's cleanest dirty game." Like the original edition it's filled with hundreds of seemingly disgusting clues that lead to squeaky clean answers.

 

"DIRTY MINDS"
The Game of Naughty Clues...is also known as "The world's cleanest dirty game." The dirtier a mind you have, the worse you will be at playing DIRTY MINDS because all of the answers are clean!

DIRTY MINDS will provide two or more adults with hours of laughter as seemingly filthy clues point towards the most innocent of answers. Some people say a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. Use yours to play DIRTY MINDS, but remember... NOTHING IS AS DIRTY AS IT SEEMS!

 

Add some humor to your drinking parties! This comical shotglass is made of glass and hot pink in color. It has the design of penises across the whole shotglass. Great to add to your barware collection!

Dimensions:
* Shotglass - 2 1/4" tall, 1 7/8" wide

 

A simple and easy way to find out if the person your heart seeks is really true love. This love tester is able to answer the tough questions for you. Whenever you are uncertain, just let the ask the Love tester for assistance.

How It Works:
* Concentrate and think of that special person
* Ask the Love Tester any question, such as "Will he ask me out?", "Will he call?", "Does she like me?"
* Place both of your index fingers on the two conductor plates at the same time
* The Love Tester will then light up and tell you the answer Yes, No or Maybe
* Remember to place both index fingers on the conductor plates at the same time

 

Lolita wine glasses are painstakingly hand painted and oven baked to ensure durability. On the bottom you will find a recipe for a new breed of wine cooler that is guaranteed to make your taste buds smile. Wish that special wine lover a "Happy Birthday" with this Lolita wine glass.
Themed wine glasses, with a recipe on the bottom. These glasses are painstakingly hand painted and oven baked to ensure durability. On the bottom you will find a recipe for a new breed of wine cooler that is guaranteed to make your taste buds smile.

Happy Birthday Stemware
Wish that special wine lover a "Happy Birthday" with this Lolita wine glass.

Large 15-oz. capacity.

"Happy Birthday" Wine Cooler Recipe

1 Part White Wine
1 Part Spiced Rum
Fill with Cola
Float Lime Slice

ABOUT THE ARTIST - LOLITA
Raised in Virginia, Lolita stands by a family tradition of creativity and innovation. "I come from a long line of creative tinkerers," she says. "My great, great uncle was Cyrus McCormick, inventor of the reaper, and my father has more inventions than I could ever count!"

Her enthusiasm, in addition to her artistic and imaginative talents, led Lolita to a career in the fashion industry. Here, her double major in Fine Arts and Marketing served her well, and she was soon working for the likes of Christian Dior and Donna Karan.

It was with the founding of her own company in 2000, however, that Lolita truly returned to her first love: art and design. Her return to art has led directly to a product that does not disappoint. Not only are the glasses individually stunning, but their unique marketing twist also makes them instant collectibles. While customers rave about the designs themselves, they are equally appreciative of the recipes written on the bottom. With so many unique designs, there is sure to be one for every taste, a recipe for each Wine-lover.

 

Improve performance, remove inhibitions, and expand your sexual repertoire! For those who dare to be wild, here are the techniques that tease and please, the fantasies that titillate, the sexy toys; aphrodisiac foods; and naughty party games that heighten the delight. All of these are presented in explicit, erotic photographs that inflame the imagination, arouse the senses, and inspire creativity. Everything is shown; everything is discussed. Warm up for sex with a massage that's full of surprises and open the door to total physical sensation, a massage that doesn't focus on the obvious erogenous zones, but allows lovers to discover parts of each other that they may have never explored before. Discover the best ways to arouse a partner's body. Oral sex, aromatherapy oils to heighten response, body piercing, blindfolding to make sensations more acute, bondage, tantric bliss, doing it al fresco or in a group, "sexercise," sexy dancing, and delicious sex talk--Sex Games is a banquet of exquisite possibilities!

 

Classic Pimped out Large Black Stein with "Party Animal" written across it in White Jewels. Have a blast and be the main show at any party with this blinged out pimp stein cup. Great for gift giving for the wild party animal you know.

Dimensions:
* Pimp Stein - 8.5" tall, 4.75" wide

 

Classic Pimped out Large Black Stein with "Sexy Bitch" written across it in Pink Jewels. Have a blast and be the main show at any party with this blinged out pimp stein cup. Great for gift giving for the wild party animal you know.

Dimensions:
* Pimp Stein - 8.5" tall, 4.75" wide
* ATTENTION: Even though image shows Red Lettering this pimp stein has Pink lettering.

 

Add a little more excitement to a night out on the town. Each ribbon contains a contest. Take turns choosing a judge amongst your friends. As a judge, select a ribbon, then have your friends be responsible for finding people to participate in the contest. Award the ribbon to the lucky winner.

Set includes 5 Ribbons
* Hottest lap Dance
* Craziest Trick
* Sexiest Pose
* Best Chest
* Best Butt

 

A fully illustrated, interactive, and completely original sex manual, combining the innovative look of a graphic novel with nonfiction advice and activities for fearless fun in bed

Host of the wildly popular "Sex Is Fun" podcast, Kidder Kapers brings unique approaches to the topic of lovemaking. In his first book, Kaper reinvents the sex manual, using whimsical cartoon characters and stylishly illustrated pages to deliver his singular sexpertise.

Sex Is Fun! is for anyone looking for creative ways to spice up their sex lives and for couples seeking long-term solutions for keeping their relationship exciting. Both entertaining and informative, it offers a fresh take on sex toys, talking dirty, sizzling foreplay, erotic massage, inventive positions, role-playing, and other tips for a mind-blowing experience.

With clever illustrations and humorous dialogue, Kaper's titillating tour surpasses other books in the category, taking the intimidation out of sex play and offering workbook-style activities and games, such as the candid Sexual Interest Inventory and the What Scares You? questionnaire. Read solo or with a partner, these thirty-six chapters will help couples enhance communication, explore new territory, and reach higher levels of pleasure and fulfillment.

* Paperback 224 Pages

 

Enjoy your partners body through the sensual combination of taste and touch. Use the Body Pens and Love Dust to create unique words and symbols of Love on your partners body. Then slowly and sensually, remove them with your tongue.


Features:
* Body Pens - 0.7oz of flavor
* Love Dust - 0.2oz of flavor

 

Choose the shotglass that best fits your personality! Each of these shotglasses has one saying on them. The sayings are "Bride, Slut, Single, Maid of Honor, Maid of Dishonor, and Designated Drinker." This makes the perfect gift for any bachelorette party. Grab your girlfriends and a shotglass!

Dimensions:
* Each shotglass stands 4" tall and holds 2oz of liquid

 

Who says you can't lust while you learn? Whether you're a virgin or a veritable sexpert, play "SexSmarts" and open new worlds about the culture, practice and history of sex. 100 titillating cards ask: Which sexual positions are the most popular? Where are the body's hidden erotic spots? What's a daisy chain? You'll find pleasure in every card.

This sassy box includes:
* 100 question and answer cards in four categories:
* Carnal Culture sex through the ages
* Bodies hot spots and positions
* Dirty Talk the language of lust
* Wild Card salacious samplings
* "SexTips" companion guide
* Score pad, to size up the competition

 

Let the good times roll with Dirty Dice. One die is labeled with body parts and the other with action words. Roll them together to discover all the naughty things you must do to each other.

 

There are two dice used in the Drinkers Dice Game. One is for the drink involved ( the Drink Die) and the other is for the manner in which it is consumed (Function Die).

Order of Play:
Roll Dice to determine who rolls first

Playing the Game:
Player must announce the drink he wants before he rolls the dice. If at any time a player rolls his announced drink, he will proceed to follow the directions on the function die.

Usually the player will not roll the announced drink. In this case he will add the numbers on both dice and keep a running total on subsequent rolls until he reaches 21 or more. Then he proceeds to follow the directions on Functions Die. If player hits 21 exactly he is entitled to a "double" and may drink any way he chooses.

The object of this game is a good time to be enjoyed by adults who know when to say "when."

 

Glass says it all. Holds 1 pint and is Dishwasher Safe.

 

Make your next cocktail party a delight with these 16 ToothPricks! Perfect for whores d’oeuvres, cocktail garnishes, and other oral delights. Make a great accompaniment to the Naughty Cocktail Stirrers. Each set comes with 4 purple, 4 pink, 4 blue and 4 red pricks.

 

Fun and games! Drunken Hookup is the drinking game that leads to sex. Make your way from one end of the gameboard to the other while you drink, get naked, kiss and lick each other until you get to the end where a wonderful prize awaits.

Features:
* Game board - 12.25" x 7.5"
* Includes a game die, two game markers, game board and instructions

 

Advanced SEX Techniques is a game of erotic foreplay offering over 100,000 possible sexual adventures. Spin the spinner to select tonight's adventure! Begin with sensual foreplay for him and her, then onto erotic foreplay for each of you. When you are both ready to explode with desire, move on to round three: sex positions. Includes a spinner, five game cards containing 10 techniques per card, and easy-to-follow game rules. Note: The game is for adults only.

 

Place these naughty DO NOT DISTURB Door hangers on your bedroom, bathroom of office door. Great gag to leave on co-workers office door too! One side is naughty, and one side is for nice.

 

The drinking game for 2-4 players where it’s quite possible everyone will have to SUCK YOUR D*CK…including you!!! Give each player a penis-shaped shooter. Deal the cards and follow the instructions for playing out your hand. If you are the first player to run out of cards, then someone has to SUCK YOUR D*CK by drinking whatever shot you’ve made for another player. Be careful though…if you’re the last one out, you’ll be SUCKING YOUR OWN D*CK!!! The game includes: Four 4.5 inch tall Penis Shooters, a deck of playing cards, easy-to-follow instructions.

 

Resurrect the Erection! If your patient has tried the various sexual organ hardening medications and failed, and if pumps and pornography have not helped... then it is time to try Emergency Mini Medical Paddles!

 

Gimmicks & instructions for 19 tricks. The gimmicks for most of the tricks are contained in a plastic repro wine bottle which itself contains a gimmick and everything is in a smart box.
The dictionary defines seduction as an art that tempts or allures.

This delicious cocktail of some wacky & wicked tricks will definitely get you noticed and give you a wild & fun loving personality. They are absolutely spontaneous and have ideas to impress & attract that someone special.

The tricks included are:
* Hold me tight
* Floating Lady
* The Kamasutra Puzzle
* Inside You
* Horny Cigarette
* Yes! Yes! Yes!
* G-Spot
* Glow Job
* The Erect Bottle
* Hard On Ash
* Emission Impossible
* Catch Me If You Can
* Spread the Balls
* To The Bedroom
* The Cockroach Is Gonna Get You
* Size Does Matter
* Coin Penetration
* Flying Sausage
* Coinpatability

As a special Bonus A free e-book (Secrets of Seduction) can be downloaded from a web address in the instruction book. All the tricks are easy to perform & the instructions are concise & clear.

 

Ladies' Night Out, Bachelorette Party Guide Book The book of party games for bachelorettes, birthdays and special events! Whatever your special occassion, Ladies' Night Out has the games for you! Ladies Night Out is a hilarious collection of original games and bachelorette and birthday party game classics. All of the games have been thoroughly tested and the book is well-organized to help you select the most appropriate games for your special event. Ladies' Night Out also offers fun and outrageous party planning tips, drink recipes, and dress-up ideas for your guest of honor. Show your honored guest a night that she can only hope to remember with such games as: The Race, Psychology, Preposterous Proposals, Hollywood Ever After, Queen Almighty, and Kiss the Pig.

 

3 hilarious drinking games for 2-6 lushes. "Beer!"... The outrageous game where you assign drinks, steal from each other, have blackouts, and even the occasional hookup. "Shot Glass Caps"...The exciting table-top version of the classic skillful drinking game. And "Chug!"... The quick drink, no-time-to-think dice game. Packaged in an attractive game tin.

 

Sexy Secrets/Dirty Minds take game playing to a whole new level. Recommended for adults only, these games are bound to make any party memorable. Sexy Secrets stirs up wild fantasies, but are they real or imagined? You must figureout who is telling the truth to win! The suggestive hints in Dirty Minds lead to unexpected answers. The "dirt" is all in your mind and you must stay clean to win!

Product Features

* Recommended for adults only
* Mind game that figures out whether sexy secrets are real or imagined
* Intimate confessions lead to unexpected answers
* The "dirt" is in your mind, so you must stay clean to win

 

A great way to do a shot and enjoy with or without the nipple! Each shooter holds approximately 4.5 oz. Remove the nipple to fill the shooter.

 

Indulgent home massage routines for healing and relaxation. Larry Costa has massaged some of the world’s most famous bodies, including Gwyneth Paltrow, Uma Thurman and John Travolta. Massage: Mind and Body enables you to bring his renowned pampering and therapeutic techniques into your own home. Larry guides you through his signature full-body massage – the one for which clients have been known to wait up to three months. From seasonal wraps and exfoliating treatments, to a cleansing facial and scalp massage, Larry describes pampering routines and provides simple recipes for treatment oils and lotions. Therapeutic routines show how to work tight knots out of tense muscles, ease backache and soothe a headache. You'll find that it can be as rewarding an experience to give a massage as it is to receive one.

* Paperback
* 160 Pages

 

Synopsis
In a totally fresh and appealing take on the subject, SEX is a completely new kind of sex book. This is a sex book for people who like having sex, who want to have more, and want to know how to do everything better. Unlike other sex manuals, which try to solve problems with sex, this is a book for people who love sex and want to expand their horizons. Written by the young, hip "super-sexpert" duo Em and Lo of nerve.com notoriety, this book promises to be as witty and cool as it is instructive. It's a fun and energetic romp with over 300 explicit and authentic, but beautiful, "live" shots by renowned fashion and portrait photographer, Rankin.

Publishers Weekly

This latest, full-color installment from former Nerve.com "sex advisers" Em & Lo (The Big Bang) bemoans sterile sex manuals that take all the fun and mystery out of sex. Their latest and most comprehensive guide tackles every variety of sexual congress and the minutiae of seduction, fantasy, filming erotic videos and capped with the obligatory public-service "sexual health" section. The text is concise and clear, replete with (fairly familiar) puns ("there's the rub," "the ties that bind")-but the real draw isn't the information, all of which is available elsewhere in more detail-it's the pictures. The images shot by the influential British fashion and portrait photographer Rankin feature a range of aesthetically pleasing yet satisfyingly real-looking and ethnically diverse-although exclusively heterosexual-couples that are soft-core, but still racy enough to inspire "naughty ideas," one of the authors' stated aims. (May)

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Biography
Em & Lo (aka Emma Taylor and Lorelei Sharkey) are the self-proclaimed Emily Posts of the modern bedroom. They have co-authored Rec Sex and Sex Toy, the sex manual The Big Bang: Nerve's Guide to the New Sexual Universe, and The handbook Sex Etiquette for Ladies and Gentlemen. They have also contributed to numerous publications, including Glamour, New York, Cosmo, GQ, The Boston Globe, ReadyMade, Men's Health, Marie Claire, and, in the UK, The Times, The Observer, The Financial Times, The Telgraph, Arena, FHM, Metro, Cosmo, Scarlet, , and GQ. After four years as Nerve's resident advice gurus they now write about all things love- and sex-related on their own website. They have also written a sex column for the UK newspaper The Guardian and currently write the Mating column for New York magazine.

* Format: Hardcover, 192pp

 

Synopsis
A playful take on bedroom talk—a smart, funny encyclopedia with entries written by notable contemporary writers.
This witty reference steps in where time-honored discussions of the birds and the bees typically fall short. All of the 100-some entries are formally defined and further explained through reflective and ribald definitions, essays, and stories by some of today's most exciting writers. Everything from celibacy to promiscuity, hand jobs to sex toys is tackled by everyone's favorite writers including Steve Almond, Patricia Marx, Phillip Lopate, and Antonya Nelson. From sexual relationships (monogamy, one-night stand, ménage à trois) to sexual positions (doggie style, 69), from age-old practices (prostitution) to contemporary twists (cybersex), this alphabetical encyclopedia includes everything you need to know about the language of love and more.

Biography
Ellen Sussman is the bestselling author of On a Night Like This and editor of the anthology Bad Girls. She lives in Los Altos Hills, California.

 

A fun party game thats full of consequences! Beware! Tell the truth or your friends will decide your fateHow much will you reveal? You may soon realize that some of your dirty tales are better left untold!

Includes
* 52 playing cards
* 2 rules cards
* 1 die

 

THE GAME FOR LOVERS THAT TAKES YOU AND YOUR PARTNER THROUGH A DIZZYING ARRAY OF SENSUAL THRILLS.
ILLUSTRATED CARDS GUIDE YOU THROUGH A SERIES OF SEXY TRIALS.BUT BE CAREFUL. NO MATTER HOW EXCITED YOU GET, YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR PASSIONS IN CHECK. OTHERWISE YOU LOSE THE GAME.
YOU'LL FIND THAT FINISHING THE GAME IS A FEAT IN ITSELF.
SO TAKE A DEEP BREATH, KEEP YOUR COOL, AND LET "CLIMAX" ADD A LITTLE SPICE TO YOUR EVENINGS.
ENJOY THE GAME.

CONTENTS
1 BOARD
4 DECKS OF CARDS
1 DIE
1HOURGLASS
2 TOKENS

 

The Cosmo Kama Sutra: 77 Mind-Blowing Sex Positions

FROM THE PUBLISHER
No one covers sex better than Cosmo, and these 77 fully-illustrated passion positions, adapted from the magazine's hugely popular Kama Sutra series, will take readers' lust lives to a whole new level. Cosmo's steamy how-to guide is no ancient text: it's modern, it's all about pleasure (for both partners), and it couldn't be more fun. Replete with newly commissioned drawings and instructions that explain exactly how to master each move, this carnal collection is destined to be a staple on nightstands across the nation. All 77 positions--from the Wanton Wheelbarrow to the Passion Pretzel to the Romp with a View--come with a "Wild Rating" to indicate the degree of difficulty. Add to that a slew of sex tips and you've got a torrid tour-de-force that will be as much fun to give as to receive!