You’ll always look awake with our Magic Eyes 3D Glasses. Your amazing 3D eyes will stare ahead, even if you are asleep! Each lens contains a two way mirrored Holograph that appears to follow your viewer. The frames are retro round silver specs from the UK. See what is going on around you, but others can not see your eyes. A great party gift and costume novelty.

Features:
* Magic Eyes 3D Holographic Glasses
* Made Out Of High Quality Metal Frames
* Uses Two Way Mirror Holograph To Make Your Eyes Appear To Follow Who Is Watching You
* Great For Parties And Costumes

Dimensions:
* Magic Eyes 3D Holographic Glasses - One Size Fits All

 

Finally a solution to all your problems. Let The Insta-Shrink Sound Machine be able to diagnose any sort of situation that might be ailing your noggin. This handheld device features 25 hilarious expressions and sayings for any sort of diagnosis. Makes a great gag gift for the home or office and for any constant complainer you know.

Features:
* The Insta-Shrink Sound Machine
* Contains 25 Hilarious Expressions And Sayings
* Built In Speaker
* Batteries Included

Dimensions:
* The Insta-Shrink Sound Machine - 4 1/2" x 2 1/2"

 

A Talking Mug? We all sometimes want to yell, Shut the @*( Up! We can't because its not appropriate in the workplace, but now you can. Each time you pick up this duckin' mug, it says one of 10 duckin' hilarious swearing duck expressions. Holds about 12 duckin' ounces. The duckin' sound module removes for easy cleanup.

Features:
* Shut The Duck Up Sound Mug
* Made Of High Quality Ceramic
* Says 10 Hilarious Duck Phrases
* Batteries Included

Dimensions:
* Shut The Duck Up Sound Mug - 4 1/2" x 4 1/2"

 

Angry about the economy? Fed up with the high cost of health-care? Are you looking forward to a new president and Barack Obama's Last Day? Can't wait until 1-29-2013? Count down the hours, minutes and seconds with this desktop countdown clock. The clock is 4 inches wide by 2.5 inches high. Once the clock reaches the milestone, it can be reset to start counting again! Reset it over and over through the year 2099 for years of enjoyment.

Features:
* President Obama's Last Day Countdown Clock
* Count Down The Hours, Minutes, Seconds Until Obama's Last Day
* Countdown Clock Is Reusable For Use For Other Events
* Requires 2 "AA" Batteries (Not Included)

Dimensions:
* President Obama's Last Day Countdown Clock - 4" x 2 1/2"

 

The Loudmouth Talking Can Holder is comedy in the palm of your hands! Use this can holder to clamp down on any 12 oz. can of beer or soda. The convenient handle offers an easy lift and extra space for bigger hands, but that's not even the best part. 8 buttons line the side of the handle; each button plays a unique and funny sound effect. Expect to hear chants of "Cheers", "Chug! Chug! Chug!", "Beer Here...", and "...Start your drinking!". All of that is in addition to the burps, ringing bell sounds, Irish drinking limerick, and Oktoberfest music. Let the can holder to do the talking for you! It easily snaps into place giving your a secure grip on your drinking can.

Features:
* The Loudmouth Talking Can Holder
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Plays 8 Hilarious Sound Effects
* Batteries Included

Dimensions:
* The Loudmouth Talking Can Holder - 5 1/2" Tall

 

Each handsome resin NFL mascot table clock has a representation of the New York Giants mascot atop a football displaying the team name and official logo. The other side of the football is where the clock is located. Also features a wooden base with a pen and pen holder.

Features:
* New York Giants NFL Mascot Desk Clock And Pen Set
* Made Of High Quality Resin
* Team Mascot Atop A Football With Team Logo And Colors
* Inside The Football Is A Working Clock
* Wooden Base With A Pen And Pen Holder
* Officially Licensed

Dimensions:
* New York Giants NFL Mascot Desk Clock And Pen Set - 6" x 6 1/2"

 

The all-metal construction and chrome finish of this The Classics Call Bell results in a perfect pitch. Durable construction with a non-slip base makes this call bell perfect for reception areas, hotel counters and service counters.

Features:
* The Classic All Metal Call Bell
* High Quality Metal Construction
* Call Bell Makes Perfect Pitch To Be Heard Loud And Clear
* Non-Slip Base
* Chrome Finish

Dimensions:
* The Classic All Metal Call Bell - 3" x 2 1/2" x 2 1/2"

 

A great binocular for when you need a little assistance in getting a closer look. Great for hunting, fishing, star gazing, bird watching, boating, and traveling.

Features:
* Binocular - 7x35 Magnification
* Magnification: 7x
* Objective Lens Dia: 35mm (1 3/8”)
* Ruby Coated Lens
* Optical Lens
* Single Lens On Eye Piece
* Double Lens On Body
* Black Body
* Green Rubberized Grip
* Black Carrying Case For Traveling

Dimensions:
* Binocular - 7x35 Magnification - 6" x 6 1/2"

 

A hilarious way to add a little twist to enjoying a breat mint candy. Dick tarts are cleverly designed in the shape of penises and come in a variety of yummy flavors. A great addition for any party or even use for decorations on a dessert.

Features:
* Dick Tarts Penis Shaped Flavored Candy Mints
* Come In Multiple Flavors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
* Dick Tarts Come In Their Own Sealed Packaging
* Each Pack Contains About 30 Dick Tarts

Dimensions:
* Dick Tarts Penis Shaped Flavored Candy Mints - 3/4"
* Pack Dimensions - 3 1/4" x 1 1/4"

 

Big mistake? No worries. This extra large eraser can handle the biggest of errors. This eraser is pink in color and features the phrase "For Really Big Mistakes" on top of it. This eraser is sure to grab all sorts of attention when people see the size and humor along with it! Makes a great item for home and office.

Dimensions:
* Eraser - It measures 5.75" x 2" x .75"

 

Whenever someone lets a ripe one rip, just press this big red button and humiliate them. It's great for your cubicle or home office. Keep it handy because you never know when someone will pass by...
and pass gas!

Phrases Include:

* I'd Blame The Dog, but I don't have One
* Are we near a Zoo, or did that smell Come from You.
* Warning!! Fart Detected. All stand Clear. Remove all Smelling Devices!
* Silent But Deadly!
* Tell Me, Do Farts Have Lumps?
* Theres no Gas Shortage Here!

 

An advanced super micro-LED light and laser pointer with an ultra-thin laser diode and dual, high-intensity LEDs and membrane switches. Stylish and modern with durable chrome metal trim and compact design, this tiny card is impact resistant, with an easy-to-open battery compartment. Dimensions (L x W x H): 3 1/2” x 1” x 1/4”, Wavelength/Range: 645nm/1800 ft., Power: <5mW. FDA/CDRH compliant. Battery: 2 x CR-2016 cells (included).

 

Spy Glasses
Wondering what's going on behind your back?

These nifty 50s-60s style sunglasses will let you see what's going on in front of you while also seeing what's going on behind you. Perfect for paranoid types or anyone who hates having people (or animals) coming up behind them.

Is that guy at the desk behind you making rude faces behind your back? You'll know soon enough with these super spy shades.The key is the mirrors along the outside of the lenses that let you see behind you.

Black plastic frames. Lenses are rated UV400 and meet ANSI Z80.3 general purpose UV requirements.

 

Are you having a bad day? Relieve stress, frustration, and anger with the Desktop Punching Bag. This durable stress buster is made to withstand any amount of executive venting. Punch the red ball and it springs right back for even more punishment. Plus, it has a suction cup base that holds to any wood or metal surface. When you're angry, hit the Desktop Punching Bag, instead of punching your desk.

Features:
* Stress Buster Desktop Punching Ball
* Great Stress Relief For Home Or Office
* Heavy Duty Spring Bounces Back For More Punishment
* Durable To Withstand Strong Hits
* Pump Included

Dimensions:
* Stress Buster Desktop Punching Ball - 13 1/2" x 7"

 

A great place to store all those cigarette butts you have! This Ass Tray Ashtray is made of ceramic and black in color with a miniature "Ass" in the middle of it. The bottom of the ashtray also features the comical phrase "Ass Tray." The outside rim features four grooved slots to rest individual cigarettes. Everyone will love to use this ashtray as they enjoy the humor that comes along with it. This ashtray also makes a great gift idea too!

Features:
* Ass Tray Ashtray
* Made Of Ceramic
* Miniature Ass In Middle Of Ashtray
* Grooved Slots For Cigarette Placement

Dimensions:
* Ass Tray Ashtray - 4 1/2" Diameter

 

A fun and addicting slot machine toy with a different look. This slot machine is made to look like a western cowboy. Simplly pull his arm and watch the reels spin and try to get matching symbols. This toy requires no coins and does not give out coins if you get matching symbols. It is simply a toy to play with when your bored. Try to best to match the symbols, it is so addicting! Makes a great desk item for your home or office and a perfect gift idea for the avid gambler you know.

Features:
* The Original One Armed Bandit Slot Machine Toy
* Pull Arm To Watch Reels Spin To Get Matching Symbols
* Design And Shape Of A Western Cowboy
* Can Be Left Stationary On Its Own Base For Standing
* Does Not Require Coins And Does Not Pay Coins When You Match Symbols
* So Addicting You Cant Put It Down

Dimensions:
* The Original One Armed Bandit Slot Machine Toy - 7"

 

A great way to add even a little sex appeal to your light switch in any room. This Busty Babe Light Switch Cover is made of plastic and features a Busty Babe arms spread open. A slot is cleverly placed where her bust is so that you can use her boobs to turn your light switch on and off. This makes a great gag gift and is sure to catch everyones attention.

Features:
* Busty Babe Light Switch Cover
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* When Installed Use Her Boobs To Turn Your Light Switch On And Off
* Fits Any Standard Single Pole Light Switch

Dimensions:
* Busty Babe Light Switch Cover - 11" x 6"

 

This is no ordinary pickle. You won't believe your ears! Makes a sweet gift! Are you sick and tired of using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will to try to teach a jar of vinegarized cucumbers to yodel? Well, you're not alone. At last, the Electronic Yodelling Pickle you have always yearned for is here! This 6 1/2-inch tall, plastic pickle yodels its little heart out at the push of a button. Your family and friends won't believe their ears... and neither will you!

Features:
* Electronic Yodelling Pickle
* Shape And Design Of An Actual Pickle
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Push Button To Activate
* Requires 3 "AG13" Batteries (Included)

Dimensions:
* Electronic Yodelling Pickle - 6 1/2"

 

Okay, you probably know about bluetooth headsets for cell phones, but the Retro Phone Handset will be the one you want to use! You'll be surprised that the latest development in cell phone technology actually harkens back in time to 50's, 60's and 70's... when American ingenuity was king! This Retro Phone Handset is something you can grab onto. The Retro Phone Handset is a replica of the Western Electric 500-series model, which was the classic phone handset for several decades. The design makes it easy to talk on your cell phone and simply plugs into the headset/headphone jack of most cell phones. No worries on having to "pair" it to your phone. No bluetooth worries... just plug-in, dial and talk.

It turns you cell phone into a comfortable and convenient conversation device. Best of all... IT SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCES RADIATION. While the debate about potentially harmful mobile phone radiation and the health-related consequences rages on, this Retro Phone no doubt reduces the amount of harmful cell phone radiation that is absorbed. A must if you are one of those people who has ditched your home service and ONLY rely on your cell phone for service

Features:
* Connects To Your Phone With 3.5mm Audio Jack
* Volume Button
* No batteries required
* Available in RED or BLACK
* Cell Phone Not Included

Works With All These Models:
* iPhone
* Blackberry
* Motorola
* LG
* Nec
* Nokia
* Panasonic
* Samsung
* Sanyo
* Sharp
* Siemens

 

This Giant Martini Glass will get the party started! You'll be "shaken" and "stirred" after drinking this extra large martini glass that holds up to 26 ounces! A great addition to any party occassion!

Features:
* Giant Martini Glass
* Made Of High Quality Glass
* Can Hold 26oz
* Great For Parties
* Comes In A Custom Gift Box

Dimensions:
* Giant Martini Glass - 9" x 5 3/4"

 

If you like to enjoy a cold one (or two) while you watch the big game at home, you'll want this giant beer glass that can hold up to 5 beers, so you'll be able watch the game without making multiple trips to the 'fridge. This glass was clearly designed by a couch potato efficiency expert.

Features:
* Giant Beer Glass
* Made Of High Quality Glass
* Can Hold Five Beers
* Great For Sporting Events And Parties
* Comes In A Custom Gift Box

Dimensions:
* Giant Beer Glass - 11 1/2" x 3 3/4"

 

The New York Crime Commission states that a burglar spends an average of 8 minutes in the victim's home. Put the odds in your favor...hide your valuables in plain sight. The diversion safes are a unique home-security product. We offer a wide variety of personal care, household products and food containers with removable tops and bottoms. Valuables can be discreetly stored inside these look-a-like containers and kept in their seemingly rightful places. Each is undistinguishable from the genuine product and is even weighted to feel full.

 

Ever want to call a Bullshitter out on the carpet? Well now you can with the help of the Bullshit pen! This unique pen is perfect for those tall tales by the water cooler or those creative used car salesman. Simply press the top and stop those bullshitters in their tracks. This pen might be small but it sends a powerful message. Twist the bottom and it functions as a real working pen. It's a great addition to any office or home.

Features:
* The Rude And Crude Bullshit Pen
* Speaks The Phrase "Bullshit"
* Batteries Included

Dimensions:
* The Rude And Crude Bullshit Pen - 5 1/2"

 

Who's trying to steal those cookies? They'll never get away with it! If the biohazard symbol doesn't scare them away, the noise will!
Light sensitive alarm sounds a loud warning and starts the red light spinning when lid is lifted. Not just for treats; stash anything you want left alone!

Features:
* Toxic Waste Alarm Cookie Tin Jar
* Motion Switch On Lid Detects When Opened
* Flashing Light And Realistic Warning Siren
* Lid Is Removable For Cleaning And Refilling
* Cookie Tin Is Dishwasher Safe
* Requires 2 "AAA" Batteries (Included)

Dimensions:
* Toxic Waste Alarm Cookie Tin Jar - 8" x 5"

 

Do your friends and family a favor by getting them this ass/face sponge. Now, they'll never get their ass and faces mixed up again. Each side of the sponge is labeled in big letters so that there will not be any question as to where to use it. Give this sponge as a gift and watch the laughs arise as the revealing of your gift occurs.

Features:
* Ass/Face Bath Sponge
* Ass And Face Printed On Opposite Side Of Sponge
* Makes A Great Novelty Gag Gift

Dimensions:
* Ass/Face Bath Sponge - 6 1/2" x 4"