This corkscrew is inspired by the Day of the Dead holiday in Mexico. Every year Mexicans celebrate the lives of loved ones who are no longer with us. They do so with offerings of food and drink. Sugar Skulls are part of this tradition and is the imagery behind of the Day of the Dead Corkscrew. With its unique design and sturdy metal construction it is a great addition for any occassion that involves a bottle of wine!

Features:
* Kikkerland Day Of The Dead Corkscrew
* Made Of High Quality Metal
* Double Lever, Standard Spiral, And Cap Lifter For Easy Cork Extraction

Dimensions:
* Kikkerland Day Of The Dead Corkscrew - 8" x 3" x 1 1/2"

 

You can make small objects appear and disappear! A piece of paper is folded around the object and paper is folded around that. This procedure is repeated over and over. Your audience will be confoundd when you unfold these papers and the object is not there!

Features:
* Easy Come - Easy Go Magic Trick
* Made Of High Quality Material
* Make Small Objects Appear And Disappear With This Paper Magic Trick

Dimensions:
* Easy Come - Easy Go Magic Trick - 8" x 5"

 

A great way to freshen up with a nice minty spray after you have just performed the act. Simply just use the spray in your mouth for instant freshness. This also makes a great gag gift for any sort of adult party too!

Features:
* BJ Spray - Before And After Minty Mouth Refresher
* Comes In A Metal Spray Bottle
* Spearmint Flavor
* Spray Into Mouth For Instant Freshness

Dimensions:
* BJ Spray - Before And After Minty Mouth Refresher - 4 1/4"

 

Sit back, relax and fall into a giant donut! Imagine yourself on a tropical island, just like the one that's obviously not Photoshop'd into our picture. You’re surrounded by waves and warmth and there's a refreshing beverage in your hand! Don't waste any more of your valuable time with those small boring inner tubes that don't look like a delicious snack! Our totally sweet Gigantic Donut Pool Float is way too cool to pass up! It'll be sweet to you and keep you comfortably floating!

Features:
* The Gigantic Donut Inflatable Pool Float
* Made Of High Quality Extra Thick Vinyl
* Bright Vibrant Colors

Dimensions:
* The Gigantic Donut Inflatable Pool Float - 4' Diameter
* Center Inner Hole - 18"

 

Let your imagination soar with the Series 3CH-777 Remote Control Helicopter. This incredible flying machine can travel in nearly any direction to navigate the airspace in your home. A bright LED Light adds for a cool effect when in flight. Maneuver and recharge this amazing helicopter with the gaming inspired infrared remote control. Take command of the airspace in your home with the Series 3CH-777 Remote Control Helicopter

Features:
* Series 3CH-777 Remote Control Helicopter With Hard Case
* Made Of High Quality Metal And Plastic
* Built In LED Lights
* Wireless Rechargeable
* Flies For Approximately 8 Minutes On A Single 40 Minute Charge
* Remote Control Requires 6 "AA" Batteries (Not Included)
* 3 Channel Frequency
* Comes In Two Colors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)

Dimensions:
* Series 3CH-777 Remote Control Helicopter With Hard Case - 7 1/4" x 1 1/2" x 4"

 

Get your grill on! Our unique camouflage grilling apron holds everything a real man could want or need for an afternoon of fun. Holds 6 beverage cans or bottles, comes with a built in can opener, and more pockets then he could ever need. Made from 100% cotton, one size fits all, fully adjustable length.

Features:
* The Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron
* Made Of High Quality Cotton Fabric
* Holds 6 Canned Beverages, 4 Pockets For Holding Condiments, Built In Bottle Opener, 3 Large Tool Pockets, Salt And Pepper Spice Pockets
* Be Completely Prepared When You Man Your Grilling Station

Features:
* The Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron - One Size Fits All With Adjustable Strap

 

Most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. With this book safe you can hide your valuables in what looks like an ordinary book - the last place a thief would think to look. This is an actual book with a space in the center cut out and lined with felt so you can hide and protect your valuables.

Features:
* Reluctant Genius - Book Safe
Real Book With Middle Section Cut Out And Lined With Felt
* Looks, Feels, And Weighs Like An Actual Book

Dimensions:
* Reluctant Genius - Book Safe - 9 1/2" x 6 1/2"
* Cut Out Section - 7 1/2" x 4 1/2" x 1 1/2"

 

Most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. With this book safe you can hide your valuables in what looks like an ordinary book - the last place a thief would think to look. This is an actual book with a space in the center cut out and lined with felt so you can hide and protect your valuables.

Features:
* It's Not All About Money - Book Safe
* Real Book With Middle Section Cut Out And Lined With Felt
* Looks, Feels, And Weighs Like An Actual Book

Dimensions:
* It's Not All About Money - Book Safe - 9 1/2" x 6 1/2"
* Cut Out Section - 7 1/2" x 4 1/2" x 1 1/2"

 

Fun Robot Corkscrew opens your bottle with ease. This double lever corkscrew features a standard spiral and a cap lifter for easy cork withdrawal. Made from durable stainless steel.

Features:
* Robot Corkscrew
* Made Of High Quality Stainless Steel
* Fun And Clever Robot Design
* Double Lever Corkscrew
* Use The Robots Mouth As A Bottle Opener

Dimensions:
* Robot Corkscrew - 8 1/2" x 3"

 

Our Sunny Outlook Solar Owl keeps a watch over you! Just place him in a sunny spot or any bright light and he'll begin to swivel his head from side to side!

Features:
* Sunny Outlook Solar Powered Head Spinning Owl
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Head Swivels From Side To Side
* Requires No Batteries, Just Place In Any Area With Bright Light

Dimensions:
* Sunny Outlook Solar Powered Head Spinning Owl - 3 3/4"

 

Make people laugh while drinking your beverage! When you sip your favorite drink, the liquid swirls around and fills up the lenses before getting to your mouth. It's goofy and hilarious! Great for kids and fun for adults.

Features:
* Super Sip N' Swirl Silly Straw Glasses
* Made Of High Quality Plastic And Straw Tubing
* Liquids Swirl And Fill The Len Glasses Of The Glasses Before Getting To Your Mouth

Dimensions:
* Super Sip N' Swirl Silly Straw Glasses - Sizes In Length Vary

 

Can You Imagine greeting your friends & guests at the front door and telling them that, before entering, they must go through a security check –and YOU are in charge of security? Can You Imagine pulling out your security scanner and passing it over their bodies, choosing when the scanner “goes off”. Its built-in lights and sound effect getting increasingly faster as you scan over certain parts of their bodies. Watch their faces as the party begins at your front door!

Features:
* Can You Imagine Hand Held Party Scanner
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* The Hidden Activation Button Puts You In Control
* Electronic Light Ring
* Built In Sound Effects
* Proective Wrist Strap
* Requires 3 "AAA" Batteries (Not Included)

Dimensions:
* Can You Imagine Hand Held Party Scanner - 16" x 6 1/2"

 

Men, don't you wish there was an easy way to get what you really want in life? Like getting your woman to stop nagging you about taking out the garbage, or maybe getting her to put down her rolling pin and get you a fresh beer already? I mean come on, your beer bottle has been empty for a whole 10 seconds already! The Ultimate Man's Remote Control features twelve command buttons that allow men to let the women in their life really know what they are thinking! With command button selections such as Mute, Beer, Nap, and Disrobe you will have no problem letting this remote do all the talking for you! The Ultimate Man's Remote Control makes a perfect gag gift for any man's Bachelor Party, Over the Hill Celebration, Birthday Present, or Stocking Stuffer!

Features:
* Ultimate Man's Remote Control With Talking Sounds
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Let Your Remote Do The Talking With 12 Commands
* Batteries Included

Dimensions:
* Ultimate Man's Remote Control With Talking Sounds - 5"

 

Real working Laser Pointer Gun. Has a two triggres in the middle one that causes the shock when unsuspecting victims push it to turn on the laser pointer and one that actually operates the laser pointer.

Unlike those found elsewhere, this is a REAL working laser pointer gun, which adds to the fun! Approximately 3" in length.

Shock Laser Pointer Gun is not recomended for adults over 60, children under 6 or anyone with a heart condition

 

Known for their popularity during the Soccer World Cup, the Vuvuzela's popularity has gone global. This keychain is a miniature version of the Vuvuzela but still packs the same loud noise capability. Simply hold it up to your mouth and blow into it to make an unbelievably loud noise! Great for parties, sporting events, and more!

Features:
* Mini Vuvuzela Noisemaker Keychain
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Keychain Attachment For Transportation Ability
* Unbelievably Loud
* Comes In Two Colors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)

Dimensions:
* Mini Vuvuzela Noisemaker Keychain - 3 3/4"

 

A Talking Mug? A mug that likes to fart? Put them both together, and you end up with a hilarious farting mug! Each time you pick up the mug, it makes one of 6 hilarious sayings combined with farting sounds. The sound module is removable for cleaning and can be turned off when desired.

Features:
* I Love Farting Sound Mug
* Made Of High Quality Ceramic
* Says 6 Hilarious Fart Sound Effects
* Batteries Included

Dimensions:
* I Love Farting Sound Mug - 4 1/2" x 4 1/2"

 

Instant relief for airport stress! This is one funny, and over-sized stress doll, standing five and a half inches tall, and extra wide. Squeeze, squash, crush, bang or kick TSA Agent Barney and avoid ending up in airport jail for assaulting a Federal employee! “It’s not a grope, it’s a freedom pat.”

Features:
* Anger Management TSA Employee Stress Doll
* Made Of High Quality Squeezable Material
* Great For Relieving Stress
* Design And Shape Of A TSA Employee

Dimensions:
* Anger Management TSA Employee Stress Doll - 5 1/2" x 4"

 

A must have for the person who truly appreciates dashboard humor! This desktop dancer features a figure of a fisherman on a boat with a fish on his line and a drink in his hand. The base features an adhesive that makes it stick to any surface. As you drive around watch as it playfully bounces back and forth.

Features:
* Gone Fishin' Desktop Dancer
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Sticky Adhesive To Keep It In Place On Any Surface

Dimensions:
* Gone Fishin' Desktop Dancer - 4 1/2" x 3"

 

A must have for the person who truly appreciates dashboard humor! This desktop dancer features a figure of a shark with its mouth wide open with human legs sticking out of it. The base features an adhesive that makes it stick to any surface. As you drive around watch as it playfully bounces back and forth.

Features:
* Man-Eating Shark Desktop Dancer
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Sticky Adhesive To Keep It In Place On Any Surface

Dimensions:
* Man-Eating Shark Desktop Dancer - 5" x 2"

 

Fart your day off the right way! This hilarious Farting Alarm Clock farts out Reveille! in a hilarious and loud fashion, that will wake you up with a smile. Makes a great gag gift idea for the person who is always sleeping in late!

Features:
* The Farting Alarm Clock
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Farts Out To The Tune Of "Reveille"
* Requires 2 "AA" Batteries (Not Included)

Dimensions:
* The Farting Alarm Clock - 5" x 3 1/2"

 

The Butt Putt is a cute butt shaped golf putting practice game that is fun for kids and a great gag gift for adults too! When you make a "HOLE IN BUM" you'll hear one of 6 hilarious different fart sound effects. Once you get the ball in the hole it shoots back out the side. Its a real gas!

Features:
* The Butt Putt - Farting Golf Putter Game
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Makes 6 Different Fart Sound Effects
* Ball Return Located On Side
* Requires 3 "AA" Batteries (Not Included)
* Golf Ball Not Included

Dimensions:
* The Butt Putt - Farting Golf Putter Game - 9" x 6"

 

These retractable ball point syringe pens are shaped like a hypodermic needle, write in black ink and come with a colored liquid inside the body of the pen (liquid is non-toxic). A great gag gift as you watch peoples reaction when they see you write with it!

Features:
* Colored Syringe Pen
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Pen Writes In Black Ink
* Clickable Ballpoint Pen
* Comes In Various Colors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)

Dimensions:
* Colored Syringe Pen - 5 1/2"

 

You’ll always look awake with our Magic Eyes 3D Glasses. Your amazing 3D eyes will stare ahead, even if you are asleep! Each lens contains a two way mirrored Holograph that appears to follow your viewer. The frames are retro round silver specs from the UK. See what is going on around you, but others can not see your eyes. A great party gift and costume novelty.

Features:
* Magic Eyes 3D Holographic Glasses
* Made Out Of High Quality Metal Frames
* Uses Two Way Mirror Holograph To Make Your Eyes Appear To Follow Who Is Watching You
* Great For Parties And Costumes

Dimensions:
* Magic Eyes 3D Holographic Glasses - One Size Fits All

 

Finally a solution to all your problems. Let The Insta-Shrink Sound Machine be able to diagnose any sort of situation that might be ailing your noggin. This handheld device features 25 hilarious expressions and sayings for any sort of diagnosis. Makes a great gag gift for the home or office and for any constant complainer you know.

Features:
* The Insta-Shrink Sound Machine
* Contains 25 Hilarious Expressions And Sayings
* Built In Speaker
* Batteries Included

Dimensions:
* The Insta-Shrink Sound Machine - 4 1/2" x 2 1/2"

 

A Talking Mug? We all sometimes want to yell, Shut the @*( Up! We can't because its not appropriate in the workplace, but now you can. Each time you pick up this duckin' mug, it says one of 10 duckin' hilarious swearing duck expressions. Holds about 12 duckin' ounces. The duckin' sound module removes for easy cleanup.

Features:
* Shut The Duck Up Sound Mug
* Made Of High Quality Ceramic
* Says 10 Hilarious Duck Phrases
* Batteries Included

Dimensions:
* Shut The Duck Up Sound Mug - 4 1/2" x 4 1/2"

 

Angry about the economy? Fed up with the high cost of health-care? Are you looking forward to a new president and Barack Obama's Last Day? Can't wait until 1-29-2013? Count down the hours, minutes and seconds with this desktop countdown clock. The clock is 4 inches wide by 2.5 inches high. Once the clock reaches the milestone, it can be reset to start counting again! Reset it over and over through the year 2099 for years of enjoyment.

Features:
* President Obama's Last Day Countdown Clock
* Count Down The Hours, Minutes, Seconds Until Obama's Last Day
* Countdown Clock Is Reusable For Use For Other Events
* Requires 2 "AA" Batteries (Not Included)

Dimensions:
* President Obama's Last Day Countdown Clock - 4" x 2 1/2"

 

The Loudmouth Talking Can Holder is comedy in the palm of your hands! Use this can holder to clamp down on any 12 oz. can of beer or soda. The convenient handle offers an easy lift and extra space for bigger hands, but that's not even the best part. 8 buttons line the side of the handle; each button plays a unique and funny sound effect. Expect to hear chants of "Cheers", "Chug! Chug! Chug!", "Beer Here...", and "...Start your drinking!". All of that is in addition to the burps, ringing bell sounds, Irish drinking limerick, and Oktoberfest music. Let the can holder to do the talking for you! It easily snaps into place giving your a secure grip on your drinking can.

Features:
* The Loudmouth Talking Can Holder
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Plays 8 Hilarious Sound Effects
* Batteries Included

Dimensions:
* The Loudmouth Talking Can Holder - 5 1/2" Tall

 

Each handsome resin NFL mascot table clock has a representation of the New York Giants mascot atop a football displaying the team name and official logo. The other side of the football is where the clock is located. Also features a wooden base with a pen and pen holder.

Features:
* New York Giants NFL Mascot Desk Clock And Pen Set
* Made Of High Quality Resin
* Team Mascot Atop A Football With Team Logo And Colors
* Inside The Football Is A Working Clock
* Wooden Base With A Pen And Pen Holder
* Officially Licensed

Dimensions:
* New York Giants NFL Mascot Desk Clock And Pen Set - 6" x 6 1/2"

 

The all-metal construction and chrome finish of this The Classics Call Bell results in a perfect pitch. Durable construction with a non-slip base makes this call bell perfect for reception areas, hotel counters and service counters.

Features:
* The Classic All Metal Call Bell
* High Quality Metal Construction
* Call Bell Makes Perfect Pitch To Be Heard Loud And Clear
* Non-Slip Base
* Chrome Finish

Dimensions:
* The Classic All Metal Call Bell - 3" x 2 1/2" x 2 1/2"

 

A great binocular for when you need a little assistance in getting a closer look. Great for hunting, fishing, star gazing, bird watching, boating, and traveling.

Features:
* Binocular - 7x35 Magnification
* Magnification: 7x
* Objective Lens Dia: 35mm (1 3/8”)
* Ruby Coated Lens
* Optical Lens
* Single Lens On Eye Piece
* Double Lens On Body
* Black Body
* Green Rubberized Grip
* Black Carrying Case For Traveling

Dimensions:
* Binocular - 7x35 Magnification - 6" x 6 1/2"

 

A hilarious way to add a little twist to enjoying a breat mint candy. Dick tarts are cleverly designed in the shape of penises and come in a variety of yummy flavors. A great addition for any party or even use for decorations on a dessert.

Features:
* Dick Tarts Penis Shaped Flavored Candy Mints
* Come In Multiple Flavors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
* Dick Tarts Come In Their Own Sealed Packaging
* Each Pack Contains About 30 Dick Tarts

Dimensions:
* Dick Tarts Penis Shaped Flavored Candy Mints - 3/4"
* Pack Dimensions - 3 1/4" x 1 1/4"

 

Okay, you probably know about bluetooth headsets for cell phones, but the Retro Phone Handset will be the one you want to use! You'll be surprised that the latest development in cell phone technology actually harkens back in time to 50's, 60's and 70's... when American ingenuity was king! This Retro Phone Handset is something you can grab onto. The Retro Phone Handset is a replica of the Western Electric 500-series model, which was the classic phone handset for several decades. The design makes it easy to talk on your cell phone and simply plugs into the headset/headphone jack of most cell phones. No worries on having to "pair" it to your phone. No bluetooth worries... just plug-in, dial and talk.

It turns you cell phone into a comfortable and convenient conversation device. Best of all... IT SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCES RADIATION. While the debate about potentially harmful mobile phone radiation and the health-related consequences rages on, this Retro Phone no doubt reduces the amount of harmful cell phone radiation that is absorbed. A must if you are one of those people who has ditched your home service and ONLY rely on your cell phone for service

Features:
* Connects To Your Phone With 3.5mm Audio Jack
* Volume Button
* No batteries required
* Available in RED or BLACK
* Cell Phone Not Included

Works With All These Models:
* iPhone
* Blackberry
* Motorola
* LG
* Nec
* Nokia
* Panasonic
* Samsung
* Sanyo
* Sharp
* Siemens

 

Okay, you probably know about bluetooth headsets for cell phones, but the Retro Phone Handset will be the one you want to use! You'll be surprised that the latest development in cell phone technology actually harkens back in time to 50's, 60's and 70's... when American ingenuity was king! This Retro Phone Handset is something you can grab onto. The Retro Phone Handset is a replica of the Western Electric 500-series model, which was the classic phone handset for several decades. The design makes it easy to talk on your cell phone and simply plugs into the headset/headphone jack of most cell phones. No worries on having to "pair" it to your phone. No bluetooth worries... just plug-in, dial and talk.

It turns you cell phone into a comfortable and convenient conversation device. Best of all... IT SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCES RADIATION. While the debate about potentially harmful mobile phone radiation and the health-related consequences rages on, this Retro Phone no doubt reduces the amount of harmful cell phone radiation that is absorbed. A must if you are one of those people who has ditched your home service and ONLY rely on your cell phone for service

Features:
* Connects To Your Phone With 3.5mm Audio Jack
* Volume Button
* No batteries required
* Available in RED or BLACK
* Cell Phone Not Included

Works With All These Models:
* iPhone
* Blackberry
* Motorola
* LG
* Nec
* Nokia
* Panasonic
* Samsung
* Sanyo
* Sharp
* Siemens

 

Okay, you probably know about bluetooth headsets for cell phones, but the Retro Phone Handset will be the one you want to use! You'll be surprised that the latest development in cell phone technology actually harkens back in time to 50's, 60's and 70's... when American ingenuity was king! This Retro Phone Handset is something you can grab onto. The Retro Phone Handset is a replica of the Western Electric 500-series model, which was the classic phone handset for several decades. The design makes it easy to talk on your cell phone and simply plugs into the headset/headphone jack of most cell phones. No worries on having to "pair" it to your phone. No bluetooth worries... just plug-in, dial and talk.

It turns you cell phone into a comfortable and convenient conversation device. Best of all... IT SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCES RADIATION. While the debate about potentially harmful mobile phone radiation and the health-related consequences rages on, this Retro Phone no doubt reduces the amount of harmful cell phone radiation that is absorbed. A must if you are one of those people who has ditched your home service and ONLY rely on your cell phone for service

Features:
* Connects To Your Phone With 3.5mm Audio Jack
* Volume Button
* No batteries required
* Available in RED or BLACK
* Cell Phone Not Included

Works With All These Models:
* iPhone
* Blackberry
* Motorola
* LG
* Nec
* Nokia
* Panasonic
* Samsung
* Sanyo
* Sharp
* Siemens

 

Big mistake? No worries. This extra large eraser can handle the biggest of errors. This eraser is pink in color and features the phrase "For Really Big Mistakes" on top of it. This eraser is sure to grab all sorts of attention when people see the size and humor along with it! Makes a great item for home and office.

Dimensions:
* Eraser - It measures 5.75" x 2" x .75"

 

Cool mini camera keychain / keyring makes realistic shutter sounds and flashes light when you press the button. Camera does NOT take pictures! Novelty item only.

Technical Details
* Super Bright LED with realistic Shutter Sound!
* 3 Button Cell Batteries Included!
* Novelty item. Camera does not take pictures.

 

The Syma S107 3.5ch Mini RC Helicopter Metal Series with Gyro is an easy to fly mini 3.5 channel helicopter. This helicopter is designed for indoor flight only. The double rotor design helps stabilize flight and makes it easier to control. The 3.5ch RC helicopter with gyro is similar to standard 3ch helicopter except the 3.5ch RC helicopter has a built in gyroscope that auto adjusts the yaw (left or right tail swing) movement to stabilize the flight. With the gyroscope feature it will be much easier to control your helicopter.

Features:
* 3.5 channel remote for up, down, left, right, forward, and backward control.
* Flying Time: Approx. 6-8 minutes
* Charging Time: 20-30 minutes
* Lithium Polymer rechargeable battery for extra long battery life
* For Ages 14+
* Measures 7.5"(L)x1.5"(W)x3.5"(H)
* Requires a 6 x AA batteries(not included)
* Color: Red, Yellow, or Blue

Package Includes:

* 3.5ch Syma S107 Helicopter
* Remote Control with Charging Cable and USB cable
* Instruction Manual

 

Whenever someone lets a ripe one rip, just press this big red button and humiliate them. It's great for your cubicle or home office. Keep it handy because you never know when someone will pass by...
and pass gas!

Phrases Include:

* I'd Blame The Dog, but I don't have One
* Are we near a Zoo, or did that smell Come from You.
* Warning!! Fart Detected. All stand Clear. Remove all Smelling Devices!
* Silent But Deadly!
* Tell Me, Do Farts Have Lumps?
* Theres no Gas Shortage Here!

 

Terra Magic - Elegance in Motion! This unique photo cube revolves with no apparent means. A mystery in motion, TerraMagic internal drive simulates the perpetual motion of our earth.

Display the TerraMagic photo cube on the elegant crystal base (included) or on virtually any flat surface. The smooth revolution and elegant design meld to create the ultimate decor piece and an excellent addition to any home or office.
Included with each globe is a beautiful, clear crystal base on which the globe magically turns. Dim.6.0"R (globe size) x 8.5"L (with base).

 

An advanced super micro-LED light and laser pointer with an ultra-thin laser diode and dual, high-intensity LEDs and membrane switches. Stylish and modern with durable chrome metal trim and compact design, this tiny card is impact resistant, with an easy-to-open battery compartment. Dimensions (L x W x H): 3 1/2” x 1” x 1/4”, Wavelength/Range: 645nm/1800 ft., Power: <5mW. FDA/CDRH compliant. Battery: 2 x CR-2016 cells (included).

 

Spy Glasses
Wondering what's going on behind your back?

These nifty 50s-60s style sunglasses will let you see what's going on in front of you while also seeing what's going on behind you. Perfect for paranoid types or anyone who hates having people (or animals) coming up behind them.

Is that guy at the desk behind you making rude faces behind your back? You'll know soon enough with these super spy shades.The key is the mirrors along the outside of the lenses that let you see behind you.

Black plastic frames. Lenses are rated UV400 and meet ANSI Z80.3 general purpose UV requirements.

 

Okay, you probably know about bluetooth headsets for cell phones, but the Retro Phone Handset will be the one you want to use! You'll be surprised that the latest development in cell phone technology actually harkens back in time to 50's, 60's and 70's... when American ingenuity was king! This Retro Phone Handset is something you can grab onto. The Retro Phone Handset is a replica of the Western Electric 500-series model, which was the classic phone handset for several decades. The design makes it easy to talk on your cell phone and simply plugs into the headset/headphone jack of most cell phones. No worries on having to "pair" it to your phone. No bluetooth worries... just plug-in, dial and talk.

It turns you cell phone into a comfortable and convenient conversation device. Best of all... IT SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCES RADIATION. While the debate about potentially harmful mobile phone radiation and the health-related consequences rages on, this Retro Phone no doubt reduces the amount of harmful cell phone radiation that is absorbed. A must if you are one of those people who has ditched your home service and ONLY rely on your cell phone for service

Features:
* Connects To Your Phone With 3.5mm Audio Jack
* Volume Button
* No batteries required
* Available in RED or BLACK
* Cell Phone Not Included

Works With All These Models:
* iPhone
* Blackberry
* Motorola
* LG
* Nec
* Nokia
* Panasonic
* Samsung
* Sanyo
* Sharp
* Siemens

 

We have taken the ever-popular Retro Handset and updated it to connect to your cell phone using Bluetooth technology. That's right! No more tangled up phone cord. Now people will think you're really crazy talking into a old-time handset connected to... nothing. Oh, and speaking of nothing, there's nothing out there quite like it.

Features:
* Bluetooth Wireless Retro Phone Handset
* Battery Charges Via USB Connection
* Make And Receive Calls
* Approximately 30 Ft Range
* Works With Bluetooth V1.0, 1.1, 1.2
* Blue LED Indicates Function Mode
* Comes With Handset, USB Cable, Instructions
* Cell Phone Not Included
* Comes in Two Colors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)

Dimensions:
* Bluetooth Wireless Retro Phone Handset - 8"

 

A great place to store all those cigarette butts you have! This Ass Tray Ashtray is made of ceramic and black in color with a miniature "Ass" in the middle of it. The bottom of the ashtray also features the comical phrase "Ass Tray." The outside rim features four grooved slots to rest individual cigarettes. Everyone will love to use this ashtray as they enjoy the humor that comes along with it. This ashtray also makes a great gift idea too!

Features:
* Ass Tray Ashtray
* Made Of Ceramic
* Miniature Ass In Middle Of Ashtray
* Grooved Slots For Cigarette Placement

Dimensions:
* Ass Tray Ashtray - 4 1/2" Diameter

 

A fun and addicting slot machine toy with a different look. This slot machine is made to look like a western cowboy. Simplly pull his arm and watch the reels spin and try to get matching symbols. This toy requires no coins and does not give out coins if you get matching symbols. It is simply a toy to play with when your bored. Try to best to match the symbols, it is so addicting! Makes a great desk item for your home or office and a perfect gift idea for the avid gambler you know.

Features:
* The Original One Armed Bandit Slot Machine Toy
* Pull Arm To Watch Reels Spin To Get Matching Symbols
* Design And Shape Of A Western Cowboy
* Can Be Left Stationary On Its Own Base For Standing
* Does Not Require Coins And Does Not Pay Coins When You Match Symbols
* So Addicting You Cant Put It Down

Dimensions:
* The Original One Armed Bandit Slot Machine Toy - 7"

 

A great way to add even a little sex appeal to your light switch in any room. This Busty Babe Light Switch Cover is made of plastic and features a Busty Babe arms spread open. A slot is cleverly placed where her bust is so that you can use her boobs to turn your light switch on and off. This makes a great gag gift and is sure to catch everyones attention.

Features:
* Busty Babe Light Switch Cover
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* When Installed Use Her Boobs To Turn Your Light Switch On And Off
* Fits Any Standard Single Pole Light Switch

Dimensions:
* Busty Babe Light Switch Cover - 11" x 6"

 

This Giant Martini Glass will get the party started! You'll be "shaken" and "stirred" after drinking this extra large martini glass that holds up to 26 ounces! A great addition to any party occassion!

Features:
* Giant Martini Glass
* Made Of High Quality Glass
* Can Hold 26oz
* Great For Parties
* Comes In A Custom Gift Box

Dimensions:
* Giant Martini Glass - 9" x 5 3/4"

 

If you like to enjoy a cold one (or two) while you watch the big game at home, you'll want this giant beer glass that can hold up to 5 beers, so you'll be able watch the game without making multiple trips to the 'fridge. This glass was clearly designed by a couch potato efficiency expert.

Features:
* Giant Beer Glass
* Made Of High Quality Glass
* Can Hold Five Beers
* Great For Sporting Events And Parties
* Comes In A Custom Gift Box

Dimensions:
* Giant Beer Glass - 11 1/2" x 3 3/4"

 

The New York Crime Commission states that a burglar spends an average of 8 minutes in the victim's home. Put the odds in your favor...hide your valuables in plain sight. The diversion safes are a unique home-security product. We offer a wide variety of personal care, household products and food containers with removable tops and bottoms. Valuables can be discreetly stored inside these look-a-like containers and kept in their seemingly rightful places. Each is undistinguishable from the genuine product and is even weighted to feel full.

 

Use it yourself or leave it laying around for a hilarious prank. When you click the button on the top of the pen, it lets out one of six disgusting sounds! Twist the bottom and it functions as a real working pen. It's a great addition to any office or home.

Features:
* The Rude And Crude Disgusting Sounds Pen
* Speaks Six Disgusting Sounds
* Batteries Included

Speaks Six Disgusting Sounds:
* Fart
* Squeaky Fart
* Burp
* Snort/Lougie
* Vomit
* Dry Heaves

Dimensions:
* The Rude And Crude Disgusting Sounds Pen - 5 1/2"