Our Selection of funny and amazing gags and magic items is astounding. We have something for everyone. We have Gag Gifts, Magic Tricks, Shock Items, Spy Gear and many more cool items.
This corkscrew is inspired by the Day of the Dead holiday in Mexico. Every year Mexicans celebrate the lives of loved ones who are no longer with us. They do so with offerings of food and drink. Sugar Skulls are part of this tradition and is the imagery behind of the Day of the Dead Corkscrew. With its unique design and sturdy metal construction it is a great addition for any occassion that involves a bottle of wine!
Features:
* Kikkerland Day Of The Dead Corkscrew
* Made Of High Quality Metal
* Double Lever, Standard Spiral, And Cap Lifter For Easy Cork Extraction
Dimensions:
* Kikkerland Day Of The Dead Corkscrew - 8" x 3" x 1 1/2"
You can make small objects appear and disappear! A piece of paper is folded around the object and paper is folded around that. This procedure is repeated over and over. Your audience will be confoundd when you unfold these papers and the object is not there!
Features:
* Easy Come - Easy Go Magic Trick
* Made Of High Quality Material
* Make Small Objects Appear And Disappear With This Paper Magic Trick
Dimensions:
* Easy Come - Easy Go Magic Trick - 8" x 5"
A great way to freshen up with a nice minty spray after you have just performed the act. Simply just use the spray in your mouth for instant freshness. This also makes a great gag gift for any sort of adult party too!
Features:
* BJ Spray - Before And After Minty Mouth Refresher
* Comes In A Metal Spray Bottle
* Spearmint Flavor
* Spray Into Mouth For Instant Freshness
Dimensions:
* BJ Spray - Before And After Minty Mouth Refresher - 4 1/4"
Sit back, relax and fall into a giant donut! Imagine yourself on a tropical island, just like the one that's obviously not Photoshop'd into our picture. You’re surrounded by waves and warmth and there's a refreshing beverage in your hand! Don't waste any more of your valuable time with those small boring inner tubes that don't look like a delicious snack! Our totally sweet Gigantic Donut Pool Float is way too cool to pass up! It'll be sweet to you and keep you comfortably floating!
Features:
* The Gigantic Donut Inflatable Pool Float
* Made Of High Quality Extra Thick Vinyl
* Bright Vibrant Colors
Dimensions:
* The Gigantic Donut Inflatable Pool Float - 4' Diameter
* Center Inner Hole - 18"
Series 3CH-777 Remote Control Helicopter With Hard Case
Let your imagination soar with the Series 3CH-777 Remote Control Helicopter. This incredible flying machine can travel in nearly any direction to navigate the airspace in your home. A bright LED Light adds for a cool effect when in flight. Maneuver and recharge this amazing helicopter with the gaming inspired infrared remote control. Take command of the airspace in your home with the Series 3CH-777 Remote Control Helicopter
Features:
* Series 3CH-777 Remote Control Helicopter With Hard Case
* Made Of High Quality Metal And Plastic
* Built In LED Lights
* Wireless Rechargeable
* Flies For Approximately 8 Minutes On A Single 40 Minute Charge
* Remote Control Requires 6 "AA" Batteries (Not Included)
* 3 Channel Frequency
* Comes In Two Colors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
Dimensions:
* Series 3CH-777 Remote Control Helicopter With Hard Case - 7 1/4" x 1 1/2" x 4"
Get your grill on! Our unique camouflage grilling apron holds everything a real man could want or need for an afternoon of fun. Holds 6 beverage cans or bottles, comes with a built in can opener, and more pockets then he could ever need. Made from 100% cotton, one size fits all, fully adjustable length.
Features:
* The Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron
* Made Of High Quality Cotton Fabric
* Holds 6 Canned Beverages, 4 Pockets For Holding Condiments, Built In Bottle Opener, 3 Large Tool Pockets, Salt And Pepper Spice Pockets
* Be Completely Prepared When You Man Your Grilling Station
Features:
* The Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron - One Size Fits All With Adjustable Strap
Most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. With this book safe you can hide your valuables in what looks like an ordinary book - the last place a thief would think to look. This is an actual book with a space in the center cut out and lined with felt so you can hide and protect your valuables.
Features:
* Reluctant Genius - Book Safe
Real Book With Middle Section Cut Out And Lined With Felt
* Looks, Feels, And Weighs Like An Actual Book
Dimensions:
* Reluctant Genius - Book Safe - 9 1/2" x 6 1/2"
* Cut Out Section - 7 1/2" x 4 1/2" x 1 1/2"
Most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. With this book safe you can hide your valuables in what looks like an ordinary book - the last place a thief would think to look. This is an actual book with a space in the center cut out and lined with felt so you can hide and protect your valuables.
Features:
* It's Not All About Money - Book Safe
* Real Book With Middle Section Cut Out And Lined With Felt
* Looks, Feels, And Weighs Like An Actual Book
Dimensions:
* It's Not All About Money - Book Safe - 9 1/2" x 6 1/2"
* Cut Out Section - 7 1/2" x 4 1/2" x 1 1/2"
Fun Robot Corkscrew opens your bottle with ease. This double lever corkscrew features a standard spiral and a cap lifter for easy cork withdrawal. Made from durable stainless steel.
Features:
* Robot Corkscrew
* Made Of High Quality Stainless Steel
* Fun And Clever Robot Design
* Double Lever Corkscrew
* Use The Robots Mouth As A Bottle Opener
Our Sunny Outlook Solar Owl keeps a watch over you! Just place him in a sunny spot or any bright light and he'll begin to swivel his head from side to side!
Features:
* Sunny Outlook Solar Powered Head Spinning Owl
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Head Swivels From Side To Side
* Requires No Batteries, Just Place In Any Area With Bright Light
Dimensions:
* Sunny Outlook Solar Powered Head Spinning Owl - 3 3/4"
Make people laugh while drinking your beverage! When you sip your favorite drink, the liquid swirls around and fills up the lenses before getting to your mouth. It's goofy and hilarious! Great for kids and fun for adults.
Features:
* Super Sip N' Swirl Silly Straw Glasses
* Made Of High Quality Plastic And Straw Tubing
* Liquids Swirl And Fill The Len Glasses Of The Glasses Before Getting To Your Mouth
Dimensions:
* Super Sip N' Swirl Silly Straw Glasses - Sizes In Length Vary
Can You Imagine greeting your friends & guests at the front door and telling them that, before entering, they must go through a security check –and YOU are in charge of security? Can You Imagine pulling out your security scanner and passing it over their bodies, choosing when the scanner “goes off”. Its built-in lights and sound effect getting increasingly faster as you scan over certain parts of their bodies. Watch their faces as the party begins at your front door!
Features:
* Can You Imagine Hand Held Party Scanner
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* The Hidden Activation Button Puts You In Control
* Electronic Light Ring
* Built In Sound Effects
* Proective Wrist Strap
* Requires 3 "AAA" Batteries (Not Included)
Dimensions:
* Can You Imagine Hand Held Party Scanner - 16" x 6 1/2"
Men, don't you wish there was an easy way to get what you really want in life? Like getting your woman to stop nagging you about taking out the garbage, or maybe getting her to put down her rolling pin and get you a fresh beer already? I mean come on, your beer bottle has been empty for a whole 10 seconds already! The Ultimate Man's Remote Control features twelve command buttons that allow men to let the women in their life really know what they are thinking! With command button selections such as Mute, Beer, Nap, and Disrobe you will have no problem letting this remote do all the talking for you! The Ultimate Man's Remote Control makes a perfect gag gift for any man's Bachelor Party, Over the Hill Celebration, Birthday Present, or Stocking Stuffer!
Features:
* Ultimate Man's Remote Control With Talking Sounds
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Let Your Remote Do The Talking With 12 Commands
* Batteries Included
Dimensions:
* Ultimate Man's Remote Control With Talking Sounds - 5"
Real working Laser Pointer Gun. Has a two triggres in the middle one that causes the shock when unsuspecting victims push it to turn on the laser pointer and one that actually operates the laser pointer.
Unlike those found elsewhere, this is a REAL working laser pointer gun, which adds to the fun! Approximately 3" in length.
Shock Laser Pointer Gun is not recomended for adults over 60, children under 6 or anyone with a heart condition
Known for their popularity during the Soccer World Cup, the Vuvuzela's popularity has gone global. This keychain is a miniature version of the Vuvuzela but still packs the same loud noise capability. Simply hold it up to your mouth and blow into it to make an unbelievably loud noise! Great for parties, sporting events, and more!
Features:
* Mini Vuvuzela Noisemaker Keychain
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Keychain Attachment For Transportation Ability
* Unbelievably Loud
* Comes In Two Colors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
Dimensions:
* Mini Vuvuzela Noisemaker Keychain - 3 3/4"
A Talking Mug? A mug that likes to fart? Put them both together, and you end up with a hilarious farting mug! Each time you pick up the mug, it makes one of 6 hilarious sayings combined with farting sounds. The sound module is removable for cleaning and can be turned off when desired.
Features:
* I Love Farting Sound Mug
* Made Of High Quality Ceramic
* Says 6 Hilarious Fart Sound Effects
* Batteries Included
Dimensions:
* I Love Farting Sound Mug - 4 1/2" x 4 1/2"
Instant relief for airport stress! This is one funny, and over-sized stress doll, standing five and a half inches tall, and extra wide. Squeeze, squash, crush, bang or kick TSA Agent Barney and avoid ending up in airport jail for assaulting a Federal employee! “It’s not a grope, it’s a freedom pat.”
Features:
* Anger Management TSA Employee Stress Doll
* Made Of High Quality Squeezable Material
* Great For Relieving Stress
* Design And Shape Of A TSA Employee
A must have for the person who truly appreciates dashboard humor! This desktop dancer features a figure of a fisherman on a boat with a fish on his line and a drink in his hand. The base features an adhesive that makes it stick to any surface. As you drive around watch as it playfully bounces back and forth.
Features:
* Gone Fishin' Desktop Dancer
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Sticky Adhesive To Keep It In Place On Any Surface
A must have for the person who truly appreciates dashboard humor! This desktop dancer features a figure of a shark with its mouth wide open with human legs sticking out of it. The base features an adhesive that makes it stick to any surface. As you drive around watch as it playfully bounces back and forth.
Features:
* Man-Eating Shark Desktop Dancer
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Sticky Adhesive To Keep It In Place On Any Surface
Dimensions:
* Man-Eating Shark Desktop Dancer - 5" x 2"
Fart your day off the right way! This hilarious Farting Alarm Clock farts out Reveille! in a hilarious and loud fashion, that will wake you up with a smile. Makes a great gag gift idea for the person who is always sleeping in late!
Features:
* The Farting Alarm Clock
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Farts Out To The Tune Of "Reveille"
* Requires 2 "AA" Batteries (Not Included)
Dimensions:
* The Farting Alarm Clock - 5" x 3 1/2"
The Butt Putt is a cute butt shaped golf putting practice game that is fun for kids and a great gag gift for adults too! When you make a "HOLE IN BUM" you'll hear one of 6 hilarious different fart sound effects. Once you get the ball in the hole it shoots back out the side. Its a real gas!
Features:
* The Butt Putt - Farting Golf Putter Game
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Makes 6 Different Fart Sound Effects
* Ball Return Located On Side
* Requires 3 "AA" Batteries (Not Included)
* Golf Ball Not Included
Dimensions:
* The Butt Putt - Farting Golf Putter Game - 9" x 6"
These retractable ball point syringe pens are shaped like a hypodermic needle, write in black ink and come with a colored liquid inside the body of the pen (liquid is non-toxic). A great gag gift as you watch peoples reaction when they see you write with it!
Features:
* Colored Syringe Pen
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Pen Writes In Black Ink
* Clickable Ballpoint Pen
* Comes In Various Colors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
You’ll always look awake with our Magic Eyes 3D Glasses. Your amazing 3D eyes will stare ahead, even if you are asleep! Each lens contains a two way mirrored Holograph that appears to follow your viewer. The frames are retro round silver specs from the UK. See what is going on around you, but others can not see your eyes. A great party gift and costume novelty.
Features:
* Magic Eyes 3D Holographic Glasses
* Made Out Of High Quality Metal Frames
* Uses Two Way Mirror Holograph To Make Your Eyes Appear To Follow Who Is Watching You
* Great For Parties And Costumes
Dimensions:
* Magic Eyes 3D Holographic Glasses - One Size Fits All
Finally a solution to all your problems. Let The Insta-Shrink Sound Machine be able to diagnose any sort of situation that might be ailing your noggin. This handheld device features 25 hilarious expressions and sayings for any sort of diagnosis. Makes a great gag gift for the home or office and for any constant complainer you know.
Features:
* The Insta-Shrink Sound Machine
* Contains 25 Hilarious Expressions And Sayings
* Built In Speaker
* Batteries Included
Dimensions:
* The Insta-Shrink Sound Machine - 4 1/2" x 2 1/2"
A Talking Mug? We all sometimes want to yell, Shut the @*( Up! We can't because its not appropriate in the workplace, but now you can. Each time you pick up this duckin' mug, it says one of 10 duckin' hilarious swearing duck expressions. Holds about 12 duckin' ounces. The duckin' sound module removes for easy cleanup.
Features:
* Shut The Duck Up Sound Mug
* Made Of High Quality Ceramic
* Says 10 Hilarious Duck Phrases
* Batteries Included
Dimensions:
* Shut The Duck Up Sound Mug - 4 1/2" x 4 1/2"
Angry about the economy? Fed up with the high cost of health-care? Are you looking forward to a new president and Barack Obama's Last Day? Can't wait until 1-29-2013? Count down the hours, minutes and seconds with this desktop countdown clock. The clock is 4 inches wide by 2.5 inches high. Once the clock reaches the milestone, it can be reset to start counting again! Reset it over and over through the year 2099 for years of enjoyment.
Features:
* President Obama's Last Day Countdown Clock
* Count Down The Hours, Minutes, Seconds Until Obama's Last Day
* Countdown Clock Is Reusable For Use For Other Events
* Requires 2 "AA" Batteries (Not Included)
Dimensions:
* President Obama's Last Day Countdown Clock - 4" x 2 1/2"
The Loudmouth Talking Can Holder is comedy in the palm of your hands! Use this can holder to clamp down on any 12 oz. can of beer or soda. The convenient handle offers an easy lift and extra space for bigger hands, but that's not even the best part. 8 buttons line the side of the handle; each button plays a unique and funny sound effect. Expect to hear chants of "Cheers", "Chug! Chug! Chug!", "Beer Here...", and "...Start your drinking!". All of that is in addition to the burps, ringing bell sounds, Irish drinking limerick, and Oktoberfest music. Let the can holder to do the talking for you! It easily snaps into place giving your a secure grip on your drinking can.
Features:
* The Loudmouth Talking Can Holder
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Plays 8 Hilarious Sound Effects
* Batteries Included
Dimensions:
* The Loudmouth Talking Can Holder - 5 1/2" Tall
Each handsome resin NFL mascot table clock has a representation of the New York Giants mascot atop a football displaying the team name and official logo. The other side of the football is where the clock is located. Also features a wooden base with a pen and pen holder.
Features:
* New York Giants NFL Mascot Desk Clock And Pen Set
* Made Of High Quality Resin
* Team Mascot Atop A Football With Team Logo And Colors
* Inside The Football Is A Working Clock
* Wooden Base With A Pen And Pen Holder
* Officially Licensed
Dimensions:
* New York Giants NFL Mascot Desk Clock And Pen Set - 6" x 6 1/2"
The all-metal construction and chrome finish of this The Classics Call Bell results in a perfect pitch. Durable construction with a non-slip base makes this call bell perfect for reception areas, hotel counters and service counters.
Features:
* The Classic All Metal Call Bell
* High Quality Metal Construction
* Call Bell Makes Perfect Pitch To Be Heard Loud And Clear
* Non-Slip Base
* Chrome Finish
Dimensions:
* The Classic All Metal Call Bell - 3" x 2 1/2" x 2 1/2"
A great binocular for when you need a little assistance in getting a closer look. Great for hunting, fishing, star gazing, bird watching, boating, and traveling.
Features:
* Binocular - 7x35 Magnification
* Magnification: 7x
* Objective Lens Dia: 35mm (1 3/8”)
* Ruby Coated Lens
* Optical Lens
* Single Lens On Eye Piece
* Double Lens On Body
* Black Body
* Green Rubberized Grip
* Black Carrying Case For Traveling
A hilarious way to add a little twist to enjoying a breat mint candy. Dick tarts are cleverly designed in the shape of penises and come in a variety of yummy flavors. A great addition for any party or even use for decorations on a dessert.
Features:
* Dick Tarts Penis Shaped Flavored Candy Mints
* Come In Multiple Flavors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
* Dick Tarts Come In Their Own Sealed Packaging
* Each Pack Contains About 30 Dick Tarts
Dimensions:
* Dick Tarts Penis Shaped Flavored Candy Mints - 3/4"
* Pack Dimensions - 3 1/4" x 1 1/4"
Okay, you probably know about bluetooth headsets for cell phones, but the Retro Phone Handset will be the one you want to use! You'll be surprised that the latest development in cell phone technology actually harkens back in time to 50's, 60's and 70's... when American ingenuity was king! This Retro Phone Handset is something you can grab onto. The Retro Phone Handset is a replica of the Western Electric 500-series model, which was the classic phone handset for several decades. The design makes it easy to talk on your cell phone and simply plugs into the headset/headphone jack of most cell phones. No worries on having to "pair" it to your phone. No bluetooth worries... just plug-in, dial and talk.
It turns you cell phone into a comfortable and convenient conversation device. Best of all... IT SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCES RADIATION. While the debate about potentially harmful mobile phone radiation and the health-related consequences rages on, this Retro Phone no doubt reduces the amount of harmful cell phone radiation that is absorbed. A must if you are one of those people who has ditched your home service and ONLY rely on your cell phone for service
Features:
* Connects To Your Phone With 3.5mm Audio Jack
* Volume Button
* No batteries required
* Available in RED or BLACK
* Cell Phone Not Included
Works With All These Models:
* iPhone
* Blackberry
* Motorola
* LG
* Nec
* Nokia
* Panasonic
* Samsung
* Sanyo
* Sharp
* Siemens
Okay, you probably know about bluetooth headsets for cell phones, but the Retro Phone Handset will be the one you want to use! You'll be surprised that the latest development in cell phone technology actually harkens back in time to 50's, 60's and 70's... when American ingenuity was king! This Retro Phone Handset is something you can grab onto. The Retro Phone Handset is a replica of the Western Electric 500-series model, which was the classic phone handset for several decades. The design makes it easy to talk on your cell phone and simply plugs into the headset/headphone jack of most cell phones. No worries on having to "pair" it to your phone. No bluetooth worries... just plug-in, dial and talk.
It turns you cell phone into a comfortable and convenient conversation device. Best of all... IT SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCES RADIATION. While the debate about potentially harmful mobile phone radiation and the health-related consequences rages on, this Retro Phone no doubt reduces the amount of harmful cell phone radiation that is absorbed. A must if you are one of those people who has ditched your home service and ONLY rely on your cell phone for service
Features:
* Connects To Your Phone With 3.5mm Audio Jack
* Volume Button
* No batteries required
* Available in RED or BLACK
* Cell Phone Not Included
Works With All These Models:
* iPhone
* Blackberry
* Motorola
* LG
* Nec
* Nokia
* Panasonic
* Samsung
* Sanyo
* Sharp
* Siemens
Okay, you probably know about bluetooth headsets for cell phones, but the Retro Phone Handset will be the one you want to use! You'll be surprised that the latest development in cell phone technology actually harkens back in time to 50's, 60's and 70's... when American ingenuity was king! This Retro Phone Handset is something you can grab onto. The Retro Phone Handset is a replica of the Western Electric 500-series model, which was the classic phone handset for several decades. The design makes it easy to talk on your cell phone and simply plugs into the headset/headphone jack of most cell phones. No worries on having to "pair" it to your phone. No bluetooth worries... just plug-in, dial and talk.
It turns you cell phone into a comfortable and convenient conversation device. Best of all... IT SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCES RADIATION. While the debate about potentially harmful mobile phone radiation and the health-related consequences rages on, this Retro Phone no doubt reduces the amount of harmful cell phone radiation that is absorbed. A must if you are one of those people who has ditched your home service and ONLY rely on your cell phone for service
Features:
* Connects To Your Phone With 3.5mm Audio Jack
* Volume Button
* No batteries required
* Available in RED or BLACK
* Cell Phone Not Included
Works With All These Models:
* iPhone
* Blackberry
* Motorola
* LG
* Nec
* Nokia
* Panasonic
* Samsung
* Sanyo
* Sharp
* Siemens
Big mistake? No worries. This extra large eraser can handle the biggest of errors. This eraser is pink in color and features the phrase "For Really Big Mistakes" on top of it. This eraser is sure to grab all sorts of attention when people see the size and humor along with it! Makes a great item for home and office.
Dimensions:
* Eraser - It measures 5.75" x 2" x .75"
Cool mini camera keychain / keyring makes realistic shutter sounds and flashes light when you press the button. Camera does NOT take pictures! Novelty item only.
Technical Details
* Super Bright LED with realistic Shutter Sound!
* 3 Button Cell Batteries Included!
* Novelty item. Camera does not take pictures.
Syma Model S107 3 Channel Gyroscope RTF Metal Frame Mini RC Helicopter
The Syma S107 3.5ch Mini RC Helicopter Metal Series with Gyro is an easy to fly mini 3.5 channel helicopter. This helicopter is designed for indoor flight only. The double rotor design helps stabilize flight and makes it easier to control. The 3.5ch RC helicopter with gyro is similar to standard 3ch helicopter except the 3.5ch RC helicopter has a built in gyroscope that auto adjusts the yaw (left or right tail swing) movement to stabilize the flight. With the gyroscope feature it will be much easier to control your helicopter.
Features:
* 3.5 channel remote for up, down, left, right, forward, and backward control.
* Flying Time: Approx. 6-8 minutes
* Charging Time: 20-30 minutes
* Lithium Polymer rechargeable battery for extra long battery life
* For Ages 14+
* Measures 7.5"(L)x1.5"(W)x3.5"(H)
* Requires a 6 x AA batteries(not included)
* Color: Red, Yellow, or Blue
Package Includes:
* 3.5ch Syma S107 Helicopter
* Remote Control with Charging Cable and USB cable
* Instruction Manual
Whenever someone lets a ripe one rip, just press this big red button and humiliate them. It's great for your cubicle or home office. Keep it handy because you never know when someone will pass by...
and pass gas!
Phrases Include:
* I'd Blame The Dog, but I don't have One
* Are we near a Zoo, or did that smell Come from You.
* Warning!! Fart Detected. All stand Clear. Remove all Smelling Devices!
* Silent But Deadly!
* Tell Me, Do Farts Have Lumps?
* Theres no Gas Shortage Here!
Terra Magic - Elegance in Motion! This unique photo cube revolves with no apparent means. A mystery in motion, TerraMagic internal drive simulates the perpetual motion of our earth.
Display the TerraMagic photo cube on the elegant crystal base (included) or on virtually any flat surface. The smooth revolution and elegant design meld to create the ultimate decor piece and an excellent addition to any home or office.
Included with each globe is a beautiful, clear crystal base on which the globe magically turns. Dim.6.0"R (globe size) x 8.5"L (with base).
An advanced super micro-LED light and laser pointer with an ultra-thin laser diode and dual, high-intensity LEDs and membrane switches. Stylish and modern with durable chrome metal trim and compact design, this tiny card is impact resistant, with an easy-to-open battery compartment. Dimensions (L x W x H): 3 1/2” x 1” x 1/4”, Wavelength/Range: 645nm/1800 ft., Power: <5mW. FDA/CDRH compliant. Battery: 2 x CR-2016 cells (included).
Spy Glasses
Wondering what's going on behind your back?
These nifty 50s-60s style sunglasses will let you see what's going on in front of you while also seeing what's going on behind you. Perfect for paranoid types or anyone who hates having people (or animals) coming up behind them.
Is that guy at the desk behind you making rude faces behind your back? You'll know soon enough with these super spy shades.The key is the mirrors along the outside of the lenses that let you see behind you.
Black plastic frames. Lenses are rated UV400 and meet ANSI Z80.3 general purpose UV requirements.
Okay, you probably know about bluetooth headsets for cell phones, but the Retro Phone Handset will be the one you want to use! You'll be surprised that the latest development in cell phone technology actually harkens back in time to 50's, 60's and 70's... when American ingenuity was king! This Retro Phone Handset is something you can grab onto. The Retro Phone Handset is a replica of the Western Electric 500-series model, which was the classic phone handset for several decades. The design makes it easy to talk on your cell phone and simply plugs into the headset/headphone jack of most cell phones. No worries on having to "pair" it to your phone. No bluetooth worries... just plug-in, dial and talk.
It turns you cell phone into a comfortable and convenient conversation device. Best of all... IT SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCES RADIATION. While the debate about potentially harmful mobile phone radiation and the health-related consequences rages on, this Retro Phone no doubt reduces the amount of harmful cell phone radiation that is absorbed. A must if you are one of those people who has ditched your home service and ONLY rely on your cell phone for service
Features:
* Connects To Your Phone With 3.5mm Audio Jack
* Volume Button
* No batteries required
* Available in RED or BLACK
* Cell Phone Not Included
Works With All These Models:
* iPhone
* Blackberry
* Motorola
* LG
* Nec
* Nokia
* Panasonic
* Samsung
* Sanyo
* Sharp
* Siemens
We have taken the ever-popular Retro Handset and updated it to connect to your cell phone using Bluetooth technology. That's right! No more tangled up phone cord. Now people will think you're really crazy talking into a old-time handset connected to... nothing. Oh, and speaking of nothing, there's nothing out there quite like it.
Features:
* Bluetooth Wireless Retro Phone Handset
* Battery Charges Via USB Connection
* Make And Receive Calls
* Approximately 30 Ft Range
* Works With Bluetooth V1.0, 1.1, 1.2
* Blue LED Indicates Function Mode
* Comes With Handset, USB Cable, Instructions
* Cell Phone Not Included
* Comes in Two Colors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
Dimensions:
* Bluetooth Wireless Retro Phone Handset - 8"
A great place to store all those cigarette butts you have! This Ass Tray Ashtray is made of ceramic and black in color with a miniature "Ass" in the middle of it. The bottom of the ashtray also features the comical phrase "Ass Tray." The outside rim features four grooved slots to rest individual cigarettes. Everyone will love to use this ashtray as they enjoy the humor that comes along with it. This ashtray also makes a great gift idea too!
Features:
* Ass Tray Ashtray
* Made Of Ceramic
* Miniature Ass In Middle Of Ashtray
* Grooved Slots For Cigarette Placement
A fun and addicting slot machine toy with a different look. This slot machine is made to look like a western cowboy. Simplly pull his arm and watch the reels spin and try to get matching symbols. This toy requires no coins and does not give out coins if you get matching symbols. It is simply a toy to play with when your bored. Try to best to match the symbols, it is so addicting! Makes a great desk item for your home or office and a perfect gift idea for the avid gambler you know.
Features:
* The Original One Armed Bandit Slot Machine Toy
* Pull Arm To Watch Reels Spin To Get Matching Symbols
* Design And Shape Of A Western Cowboy
* Can Be Left Stationary On Its Own Base For Standing
* Does Not Require Coins And Does Not Pay Coins When You Match Symbols
* So Addicting You Cant Put It Down
Dimensions:
* The Original One Armed Bandit Slot Machine Toy - 7"
A great way to add even a little sex appeal to your light switch in any room. This Busty Babe Light Switch Cover is made of plastic and features a Busty Babe arms spread open. A slot is cleverly placed where her bust is so that you can use her boobs to turn your light switch on and off. This makes a great gag gift and is sure to catch everyones attention.
Features:
* Busty Babe Light Switch Cover
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* When Installed Use Her Boobs To Turn Your Light Switch On And Off
* Fits Any Standard Single Pole Light Switch
This Giant Martini Glass will get the party started! You'll be "shaken" and "stirred" after drinking this extra large martini glass that holds up to 26 ounces! A great addition to any party occassion!
Features:
* Giant Martini Glass
* Made Of High Quality Glass
* Can Hold 26oz
* Great For Parties
* Comes In A Custom Gift Box
If you like to enjoy a cold one (or two) while you watch the big game at home, you'll want this giant beer glass that can hold up to 5 beers, so you'll be able watch the game without making multiple trips to the 'fridge. This glass was clearly designed by a couch potato efficiency expert.
Features:
* Giant Beer Glass
* Made Of High Quality Glass
* Can Hold Five Beers
* Great For Sporting Events And Parties
* Comes In A Custom Gift Box
Heinz Vegetarian Beans Diversion Household Can Safes
The New York Crime Commission states that a burglar spends an average of 8 minutes in the victim's home. Put the odds in your favor...hide your valuables in plain sight. The diversion safes are a unique home-security product. We offer a wide variety of personal care, household products and food containers with removable tops and bottoms. Valuables can be discreetly stored inside these look-a-like containers and kept in their seemingly rightful places. Each is undistinguishable from the genuine product and is even weighted to feel full.
Use it yourself or leave it laying around for a hilarious prank. When you click the button on the top of the pen, it lets out one of six disgusting sounds! Twist the bottom and it functions as a real working pen. It's a great addition to any office or home.
Features:
* The Rude And Crude Disgusting Sounds Pen
* Speaks Six Disgusting Sounds
* Batteries Included
Who's trying to steal those cookies? They'll never get away with it! If the biohazard symbol doesn't scare them away, the noise will!
Light sensitive alarm sounds a loud warning and starts the red light spinning when lid is lifted. Not just for treats; stash anything you want left alone!
Features:
* Toxic Waste Alarm Cookie Tin Jar
* Motion Switch On Lid Detects When Opened
* Flashing Light And Realistic Warning Siren
* Lid Is Removable For Cleaning And Refilling
* Cookie Tin Is Dishwasher Safe
* Requires 2 "AAA" Batteries (Included)
Dimensions:
* Toxic Waste Alarm Cookie Tin Jar - 8" x 5"
Do your friends and family a favor by getting them this ass/face sponge. Now, they'll never get their ass and faces mixed up again. Each side of the sponge is labeled in big letters so that there will not be any question as to where to use it. Give this sponge as a gift and watch the laughs arise as the revealing of your gift occurs.
Features:
* Ass/Face Bath Sponge
* Ass And Face Printed On Opposite Side Of Sponge
* Makes A Great Novelty Gag Gift
Can You Imagine Laser Stars Lamp Model 5135 - Blue
Can You Imagine a lamp designed for kids and adults that will bring the wonder and beauty of the night sky into their room, and it doesn't matter how large or small the room is. Can You Imagine your child falling asleep while watching thousands of stars, clouds, and an occasional shooting star? Can You Imagine a built-in sleep timer that will turn the lamp off automatically? Created with green laser and holographic technology, it produces a display you will never forget. The Laser Stars Lamp is fully adjustable, requires no set up and will fill any room from the tiniest bedroom to the largest room in your home.
Features:
* Can You Imagine Laser Stars Lamp Model 5135 - Blue
* Uses Green Laser And Holographic Technology
* Laser Stars Projector Lens
* Cloud Formation Projector Lens
* Contemporary Design
* Built In Motion Sensor
* Lamp Uses LED Bulbs That Never Burn Out
* On/Off Timer Switch
* Projector Pivots To Any Angle
* Adjustable Cloud Dimmer
* Lamp On/Off Switch
* Motion Sensor On/Off Switch
* AC Power Adaptor (Included)
Dimensions:
* Can You Imagine Laser Stars Lamp Model 5135 - Blue - 17"H x 8"D x 12"W
A great way to watch the big game will enjoying your favorite drinks all at once! This Football Drinking Helmet is made in the design and shape of an actual football helmet with holders on each side to hold the can drinks. Tubes from both cans come together through the top and into the helmet and right into your mouth! A great way to drink hands free. The inside of the helmet is padded with foam cushion for ultimate comfort.
Features:
* Football Drinking Helmet For Beer Or Soda
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Holds Two Can Beverages
* Foam Padded Inserts For Comfort
* Comes In A One Size Fits Most With Adjustable Head Strap Inside Helmet
* Comes In Two Colors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
Dimensions:
* Football Drinking Helmet For Beer Or Soda - 12" x 15"
Give the gift of magic. The gift of performing a trick that leads to oohs and ahhs. Of learning a new sleight of hand and dazzling your dinner guests. Of adding fun to parties, delighting coworkers, completely bowling over your friends.
Combining a book, instructional DVD, five great props, and a sturdy, handsome case to hold it all, The Complete Magician is made for giving-an impressive, all-in-one kit with everything an aspiring magician needs to put on a show.
The 288-page book is Magic: The Complete Course by Joshua Jay. ("Finally, a book that brings the art of magic into the 21st century!"- Rick Merrill, 2006 World Champion of Magic) - which combines expertise, more than 600 full-color photographs, and step-by-step directions for more than 100 amazing tricks. Each trick is broken down into the Effect, the Secret, the Set-up, and, most important, the Performance, with lessons on what to say, how to direct the audience's attention, where to keep your hands, and more. In the 132-minute DVD Joshua Jay demonstrates 35 tricks, showing both how to do them and how to perform them convincingly.
And the props are classics: four metal 4-inch linking rings, one Svengali Deck, one Paranorma Deck, one Magic "Pen-etrating" Pen, and one false thumb tip.
About Joshua Jay
Joshua Jay was crowned champion at the World Magic Seminar in 1998, at the age of sixteen. He's a monthly columnist for Magic, the world's largest magazine for magicians; has headlined at the prestigious Magic Castle in Hollywood; performed and lectured in more than 50 countries; and has produced a series of top-selling instructional DVDs for magicians. Joshua Jay lives in New York City.
Bind yourself or bind your partner with these fun Furry Metal Love Cuffs. Suited for light play or as a gag gift for bachelor or bachelorette parties, they are both easily locked and unlocked, including an open release switch for safety. Covered in fur, these handcuffs will provide some extra comfort for the wearer.
Features:
* Furry Metal Love Cuffs
* Made Out Of High Quality Metal With Fur
* Comes With One Pair Of Furry Metal Love Cuffs And One Pair Of Keys
* Come In Two Styles (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
* Great Idea For A Party Favor Or Gag Gift
Dimensions:
* Furry Metal Love Cuffs - One Size Fits All
It may look like a regular ink pen, but press the button to try and write and you will find out quickly this is not your average writing utensil! This novelty, gag gift pen delivers a quick shock to the writer which startles more than actually hurts. This is intended as a simple, funny and harmless practical joke. It is hysterically funny for the giver and anyone else around, while not so funny to the person holding the pretend pen. Keep one on your desk for "special occasions", but remember it's there so you don't shock yourself!
Features:
* Shocking Gag Pen
* Looks Like A Real Pen But When You Push The Top It Shocks You
* Great Gag Gift For Any Occassion
The ultimate accessory for playtime, costumes, and any other party occasions! These Real Working Handcuffs With Keys are made out of metal and feature a real pair of working keys. There are so much you can do with them that the possibilites are endless!
Features:
* Real Working Handcuffs With Keys
* Made Out Of High Quality Metal
* Comes With A Pair Of Real Working Keys
* One Size Fits All
Dimensions:
* Real Working Handcuffs With Keys - One Size Fits All
The Gray Gentleman's Mustache is a great theatrical disguise for your English Man costume. This costume facial hair is great for a 19th century Halloween costume or a proper gentleman costume. Grey in color and proper in design, the Gentleman Mustache is a very sophistcated and classy mustache piece that features self adhesive for easy wear.
Features:
* Gentleman's Gray Mustache
* Made Out Of High Quality Synthetic Fiber
* Self Adhesive Back For Easy Application
* Great For Costumes
Dimensions:
* Gentleman's Gray Mustache - 5" x 1 1/2"
It's a mustache party in a package! Great for group get togethers and for providing so Movember mojo, these moustache party sets include 6 different colors and styles as featured. Great for English butlers and gentlemen, chauffeurs, cowboys, villains, and more! This party kit makes a great addition for any costume party too!
Features:
* Mustache Party Kit - 6 Pack
* Made Of High Quality Synthetic Fiber
* Self Adhesive Back For Easy Application
* Great For Costumes
Dimensions:
* Mustache Party Kit - 6 Pack - Range From 2 1/2" x 3 1/2"
The Denture Bottle Opener chomps the caps off the bottles of your favorite beverage. Use these teeth and save your own. Made out of a strong and durable plastic and painted to look like a real pair of dentures! Watch everyones expression when you start to use it! It is sure to bring tons of laughter to any party occasion.
Features:
* Denture Bottle Opener
* Made Of Stron Durable Plastic And Painted To Look Like Real Dentures
* Bottle Opener Slot In Middle Of Dentures
Have an executive decision that you want to remember or to tell someone? Then these sticky notes are perfect for you! These sticky notes feature an image of President Barack Obama with his hand raised and a though bubble above him to write down your note. These sticky notes are sure to get any message across and are sure to create some laughs as well. Makes a great desk item for your home or office.
Features:
* Barack Obama Sticky Notes
* Design And Shape Of Barack Obama With Though Bubble
* Great For Home Or Office
* Contains 200 Sheets
Bop Obama Punching Bag. Love him or hate him, you'll go crazy over our hilarious 54 inch tall punching bag. Made from extra thick Vinyl, the Bop Obama ships flat. All you have to do is inflate him, and fill the durable built in pillow in the base with water or sand. Whack him in the head, and he falls over, but he jumps right back up! Hilarious fun for everyone!
Features:
* Barack Obama Inflatable Punching Bag
* Made Out Of High Quality Vinyl Material
* Inflate And Fill Base With Water Or Sand
Dimensions:
* Barack Obama Inflatable Punching Bag - 54" Tall
Leave someone a note or reminder that is sure to get their attention. Let these sticky notes do your talking for you. These sticky notes come in a variety of styles and designs. These sticky notes are sure to get any message across and are sure to create some laughs as well. Makes a great desk item for your home or office.
Features:
* Humorous Sticky Notes
* Come In Different Styles (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
* Great For Home Or Office
* Contains 200 Sheets
Dimensions:
* Up Yours Sticky Notes - 5 7/8" x 4 1/2"
* Barack Obama Sticky Notes - 6 1/2" x 5"
* Spilled Coffee Sticky Notes - 7" x 5 3/4"
Like & Dislike Stamps Set! Preloaded with enough ink for 5,000 assertions, the stamps give you the ability to emphatically thwack your opinion on tangible objects in the real world. Second season of LOST on DVD? Dislike! Sarah Palin on the cover of US Magazine? Dislike! Cease and desist letters? Dislike! Parking tickets? Dislike! The fun never ends! Makes a great addition for home or office to truly voice your opinion.
Features:
* Like And Dislike Stamp Set
* Self-Inking Stamps Good For Up To 5,000 Assertions
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
Dimensions:
* Like And Dislike Stamp Set - 3" x 2 1/2" x 1 1/2"
Amaze and astound your friends as you break free of a chains and a padlock in seconds! Show off how this chain and padlock are made of metal and have someone wrap your wrists around them and lock it shut. Let them be amazed as you break free everytime! Comes with secret instructions on how the trick is revealed so you can master it.
Amaze and astound all your friends. Magically link and unlink a series of four rings into a variety of different combinations. This trick creates and awesome illusion to keep your audience guessing how you did it. Trick also comes with instructions so you can master it.
Amaze and astound all your friends. A magic pen penetrates and passes right through a dollar bill without ripping any hole. Make the pen penetrate and move across the entire dollar bill! Also comes with secret instructions on how to reveal the trick too.
A little milk with that coffee? What better place to get fresh milk than right from the teat? This Boob Shaped Creamer Dispenser is sure to be a crowd pleaser at breakfast. This creamer is made of ceramic and allows you to pour milk or cream straight from the nipple. Watch everyones reaction right when you begin to use it!
Features:
* Made Of Ceramic
* Boob Shaped Creamer Mug
* Pour Milk Right From The Nipple
Finally a solution to stop those annoying telemarkreters once and for all. This Telephone Teaser Sound Machine is packed with twenty-five hilarious expressions and sound effects to irritate and annoy any unwated callers! The built in speaker located on the front is even decorated with a phone with a cross out across it. Now you can finally get the last laugh. This makes a great gag gift idea that anyone can enjoy.
Features:
* The Telephone Teaser Sound Machine
* Contains 25 Hilarious Expressions And Sound Effects
* Built In Speaker
* Batteries Included
Speaks 25 Hilarious Expressions And Sound Effects:
* I'm Sorry You Are An Annoying Pestering Telemarketer Please Hang Up And Quit Your Job, Fax Machine Tone, Chinese Food Takeout Restaurant, Hello Frankie It's Your Mother, The Number You Have Reached Has Changed The New Number is 1-800-Kiss My Butt, Dial Tone, Go Fuck Yourself And Your Mother You Cock Sucking Mother Fucking Low Life Sack Of Shit, Hello I Already Have An Internet Provider, Your Going To Have To Bare With Me Please I Have A Problem With My Short Term Memory, This Call Requires A 25 cent Deposit Please Deposit 25 cents Now, Directory Assistance What City Please?, Chinese Language Conversation, How You Know My Name Don't Call Here Anymore Comprende?, Busy Tone, Old Lady Talking To Herself, You Have Reached Dr. Ryans Proctology Clinic 24 Hour Service If Your Head Is Stuck Up Your Ass Please Press 1, Hysterical Laughing, North American Air Defense Readiness Center Sargeant Marone Speaking State Your Emergency Please, Phone Ringing Tone, Warning You Are In Violation Of Federal Law This Number Is Registered With The National Do Not Call List You Have Been Reported, I'm Sorry Im Taking A Dump Right Now, I'm Sorry This Isn't A Good Time Right Now I'm About To Milk My Cats, Droscos Chicken And Biscuits Whats Your Fancy?, Hello My Name Is Jimmy Whats Your Name? I Like To Eat Pancakes Do You Got Any Pancake?, Were Sorry Your Call Could Not Be Completed As Dialed Please Check The Number And Dial Again.
Dimensions:
* The Telephone Teaser Sound Machine - 4 1/2" x 2 1/2"
It's almost too good to be true! The Perfect Woman Sound Machine is complete with twenty-five sexy, sassy, and fun expressions that are sure to grab your attention, all at the press of a button. The built in speaker located on the front is even decorated in a pair of lips for extra appeal. Makes a great gag gift idea!
Features:
* The Perfect Woman Sound Machine
* Contains 25 Sexy, Sassy, And Fun Expressions
* Built In Speaker
* Batteries Included
Speaks 25 Sexy, Sassy, And Fun Expressions:
* After Breakfast Would You Like A Blowjob?, I Brought The Garbage Out And Mowed The Lawn You Take A Nap Now, It's A Nice Day Go Play Golf I'll Have Other Birthdays, Welcome Home Honey Sex? Blowjob? Or Just A Handjob?, Your Right She Is Hot, I Made You A Nice Plate Of Bacon For A Snack Sweetheart, Yes Backdoor Lovin Sounds Fantastic, Those Sweats Make You Look Sexy As Hell, So You Left The Seat Up I Fell In The Toilet Again But Its Like A Bath For My Ass, Those Asshole Cops How Were You Supposed To Know She Was An Undercover Officer, Sure Go To Vegas Have Fun What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas, I Told My Mother To Mind Her Own Business And Stop Calling Here So Much, Lets Sell My Grandmothers Jewelry And Buy You That Boat, Its Just An Anniversary Im Not Upset You Forgot Again This Year Lets Just Go And Have Sex, Lay On Your Back And Let Me Pleasure You Foreplay Is Way Overrated, Definately Get A New Plasma TV For The Kitchen, I Bookmarked All Your Favorite Porn Sites Babe, Can You Please Call Out Sick And Have Sex With Me All Day?, You Want Me To Make You A Meatloaf In My Bra And Panties? Sure No Problem, That Was Great Honey I Dont Feel Like Cuddling Either Goodnight, Your Boss Sounds So Mean Quit That Stupid Job I Can Work More Overtime And Get A Third Job, She Thinks Your Hot Too And Its Not Cheating Since Shes My Sister, Use My Credit Card To Play Poker Online I Just Got A Credit Increase Anyway, You Silly Billy Did You Do A Toot Toot?, I Dont Want To Talk About My Day I Just Want To Make You Dinner And Then Bang Your Brains Out.
Dimensions:
* The Perfect Woman Sound Machine - 4 1/2" x 2 1/2"
Think of this Filthy, Rude, Sound Machine as a drunken sailor of old - full of obscenities, ready to let them fly at a moment's notice! Complete with twenty-five unique vulgarities and a big middle finger across the front, this Filthy, Rude, Vile, Disgusting, Vulgar, Offensive, Obnoxious, Disgraceful, Foul-Mouthed Swearing Sound Machine has absolutely no shame, so it's totally up to you when to let it go - use this novelty gift at your own risk! The phrases spoken by this machine contain VERY strong language that may be offensive to some.
Features:
* The Filthy, Rude, Sound Machine
* Contains 25 Unique And Vulgar Sayings At The Push Of A Button
* Built In Speaker
* Batteries Included
Speaks 25 Unique And Vulgar Sayings:
* Fuck You, Fuck Off You Hairy Nip Bitch, Swallow My Baby Batter, Dumbass, Fatass Wanker, Fat Fucking Bastard, Shit For Brains, Cocksucker, Hair Cunt, You Low Life Piece Of Shit, Fucking Dickhead, You Smell Like Donkey Shit, Your A Douchebag, Lick My Nutsack, Shut Your Piehole Bitch, Motherfucker, Fat Hairy Zit Covered Asshole, Syphilis Coated Cum Bubble, Teabagging Twat, You Should Just Smile And Blow Me, Your A Shit Stained Asswipe, Go Fuck Your Mother, Cumdumpster, Cum Guzzling Fat Ugly Whore, Your A Dirty Fucking Whore
Dimensions:
* The Filthy, Rude, Sound Machine - 4 1/2" x 2 1/2"
You don't have to reside in the backwoods to appreciate the humor. A great conversation piece, whatever your pleasure, from wine to white lightning. Even his beer takes on "extra classy" redneck style when sipped from this glass. This RedNek Wine Glass is made of glass and features a mason jar top with screw on lid. No two are exactly like! Wine-Down Redneck Style!
Features:
* Your redneck friends will envy this extra classy wineglass
* Mini mason jar stemware comes with screw on lid
* Handmade, no two exactly alike.
* Handwash Only
Barack Obama Toilet Tissue Paper Novelty Gag Joke Presidential Bathroom Roll
This Barack Obama Toilet Paper Roll will transform Barack Obama from the 44th President to the #2 President! A political gift that will wipe 'em up in your next debate! Each roll contains 200 sheets of 3-ply toilet paper. The roll of toilet paper features a black and white image of President Barack Obama on every sheet! Makes a great gag gift and for politcal humor as well.
Features:
* Roll contains 300 sheets
* 3-ply toilet paper
Co-workers annoying you to no end? Is your significant other complaining about every move you make? Well, don't just explode with anger, carry this mug around and show them how much you care about their meaningless problems. This mug is made of ceramic and resembles the shape of an actual grenade. The face of the grenade reads "Complaint Department Please Take A Number." Towards the top of the mug there is a keychain with the number 1 attached to it.
Lose most games, it hurts your feelings. Lose THIS game, it REALLY hurts. Here's how Lightning Reaction works -- Anywhere from two to four people can play at once. You remove a handle from the base and get ready. When you press the button in the center, a red light pulses and suspenseful music plays. As soon as the red light turns green, you press the red trigger button as quickly as possible. If you're the slowest player, you will get rewarded with a painful electric shock. If you were faster than your opponents, you can simply laugh as the loser screams in pain. It sounds simple, but the suspense of waiting for the light to change is excruciating. You'll be tempted to press the trigger early... but don't! If you press it before the light changes, you get an electric shock and lose the game. This version let's you pick your level of shock, so even those extremely shock averse can have fun too!
Product Features
* This shocking game puts a jolt in your party
* Lightning Reaction Reloaded lets users pick the shock intensity
* Select the number of challengers, then press the start button to bring on the lights and sound
* When the sound stops and the light goes from RED to GREEN, press the button - fast
Perfect group party game!
A gag gift in which everyone is a winner! These lotto tickets look so real that the the unsuspecting victim wont be able to know the difference. Each lotto ticket is a different game. The games are "Fish In a Barrel", "Fire & Ice", and "Crazy Eights." Great for tricking your friend for their birthday, holidays, or any other special occasion.
Back of Lotto Ticket Reads:
* Prizes of $1, $5, $50, and $150 may be claimed where tickets are sold
* Prizes of $1,000 and up must be presented to Losers R US, P.O. Box - You have been duped, Big Joke, Idaho
* All prizes must be picked up on your sleigh and fit in your magic bottle
* I hope this has brightened your day. Now back to reality.
* Valid only in your dreams
* Overall Odds - 0 to 1,000,000
The hysterical Toilet Mug is a gross way to enjoy 12 ounces of your favorite steaming pile of coffee, tea, or any brown-tinted liquid! Everyone will know exactly why your breath is unusually sour and smelly when you drink out of this toilet bowl mug. Complete with hand-painted toilet details, co-workers will be dumbfounded, family members disappointed, and dogs jealous when you sip or eat out of this toilet cup! Measures 5.5" x 6.75".
Surprise your family and friends with an unexpected bathroom message - turns an ordinary trip to the bathroom into a laugh filled surprise they'll never forge. Talking Toilet Paper allows you to record (and re-record) a message, music or sound and then have it automatically play back. The recording device is built into a spindle that fits inside a roll of toilet paper (and fits all holders and toilet paper rolls) so that every time the toilet paper ""rolls,"" the recording is played! Simply turn on the unit and press the record button and record up to 6 seconds of sound. The device uses special technology to sense movement of the spindle, which automatically plays back the recording every time the unit moves.
Suggested Sayings:
* "Don't forget to wash your hands!"
* "Please remain seated during the performance."
* "This is a bathroom not a library!"
* "Whoa! Somebody light a match... quick!"
* "We can hear you all the way in the kitchen!"
Features:
* Convenient on/off switch
* Fits in all bathrooms
* Installs in seconds in all standard toilet paper holders
* Plays automatically when people pull the paper
* Product Size : 7"" x 4"" x 2.5""
* Record your own messages over and over
* Requires 2 x ""AAA"" batteries (not included)
Shock Flashlight These flashlights really work! Each has 2 buttons. One small button which is the real button to turn on flashlight, and the other large button is the shock button. Just push the small button and turn on the light. Hand it to someone else and they will click the large button and WAMMMM they get a nasty little shock they wont forget!!! Comes with batteries and ready to work right out of the package! Guaranteed to get laughs !!!
When you know your ass is worth more than just any old toilet paper. This toilet paper has giant $100 Bills printed across two squares of toilet paper. And you know you can afford to use two squares of toilet paper when you wipe, because you're worth it.
Magic is everywhere, from the big spectacle celebrity of David Copperfield and Siegfried and Roy to the quirky Penn and Teller to the spooky David Blaine and Criss Angel to the endless material on YouTube. But until now, learning it has never been easy—that's all about to change with Magic, a book that does for close-up magic what How to Grill does for barbecue. Written by charismatic young magician Joshua Jay, Magic combines expertise, photographs, step-by-step directions showing how to perform 100 tricks, and a DVD that demonstrates 75 of them.
Joshua Jay took home the top prize at the World Magic Seminar (the Olympics of magic) when he was just 16 years old. Ten years later, he continues to perform magic, write about magic, eat, sleep, and breathe magic. Here, he brings all his passion and knowledge to teaching magic. Each trick is broken down into the Effect, the Secret, the Set-up, and, most important, the Performance, with lessons on what to say, how to direct the audience's attention, where to keep your hands, and so on. (In other words, how to be smart about the things your audience is surprisingly clueless about.)
Here are the Ten Greatest Card Tricks; tricks to dazzle a dinner date; tricks to perform for the boss (poke a hole through his shirt, then magically mend it); tricks especially for kids; and even tricks for an audience in another state—with "Australian Self-Help," you can find a participant's chosen card over the phone. It's the Aha! book for a subject whose time has come.
Biography
Joshua Jay was crowned champion at the World Magic Seminar in 1998, when he was still a teenager, and today is one of America's finest young magicians. He's performed and lectured in over 50 countries, is a headliner at the Magic Castle in Hollywood, and writes a monthly column in MAGIC, the leading magazine for magicians. He lives in New York City.
Drop Some LOOT and Hear Me TOOT!!! Stop leaving those coins on the dresser, in some old water jug tucked away in a closet, or in your car's ashtray. With our hilarious Fanny Bank, saving your pennies will be a real gas! Drop in a coin and hear this bank fart in digital audio. It's so loud and so disgusting, you won't want to stop dropping coins in the crack! This bank is fun, practical and entertaining! And don't worry, you don't have to smash this piggy bank, the coins can be easily removed by sliding off the top of the bank. (Requires 3 AA Batteries, Not Included)
Here it is - the ultimate "Gross out device"!! Carry our unique "Pocket-Disgusting Sounds Machine" in your pocket and gross out friends and strangers - with the simple touch of a button. Great for those awkwardly quiet elevators rides, or while sitting in a rest room stall. The possibilities are limited only to your imagination. Six disgusting sounds include Burp, Puke, Dry Heaves, Loogie Snort, quick Fart, and a long Fart! Batteries Included!
Have you ever needed help getting off the phone with someone? Perhaps a long winded neighbor, or a pesky tele-marketer? Well - we have just the solution for you. Introducing our unique "Pocket - Get off the Phone Excuse Machine". This little device gives you "6" different sounds that will help you out of the tightest spot - and get you off of the phone "fast". Freedom is just "the press of a button" away. Batteries Included!
Excuses:
* STATIC - Just play the static, and say "you're breaking up", it's fast and easy.
* SIREN - Play the siren, and say a cop is behind your car, and hang up.
* BABY CRYING - You say: "I have to go, the baby is crying"
* DOOR BELL - You then say : "I have to go someone is at the door"
* KNOCK..KNOCK...CHINESE FOOD - You say "My lunch delivery is here, I'll talk to you later."
* CAR CRASHING - Play this one, and just hang up. (Perfect for bill collectors.)
The new improved version! Simply hide the Fart Box anywhere near your victim, then stand up to 100 feet away and press the remote button to make a loud fart noise come out! This new version has up to 15 different fart noises and is much louder than the original! Requires one 9 volt battery (not included). The funniest gag product ever produced just got better! WE proudly present the NEW Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2 (pun intended). Armed with this new and improved device, you can embarrass your victims whenever the mood strikes you. Hilarious Prank place this in the center of the room at a party and you will have non-stop laughter!
With this beer bat, you now have the ability to drink two beers simultaneously with only a fraction of the effort - all while keeping both of your hands free to do other things. When you are not taking swigs, simply squeeze the control valve to stop the flow. Release the valve and repeat. Remember to replace the empties with fresh beers, as necessary. These come in red, Yellow & blue. Can Also be used for other Beverages. Going to a party, football game or do you just want to be the envy of your friends. Just put the beverage of your choice (BEER) in the cup holders, straw in your mouth, sit back an relax and enjoy drinking hands free with your black light responsive hat!. Whatever your choice of beverage may be, its the only way to drink hands free!
We may subsitute color (available in Blue, Red, Black and yellow) choice when color choosen is uavailable.
What better way to liven up a boring get together than with a good old ball game. We must warn you that ball games have come a long way since you played rounders in the school yard. Shock ball isn’t just some plastic ball that you throw around. Sneakily switch on the timer then carry on throwing as normal, unbeknown to all your mates the timer could go off at any moment so you need fast reflexes and even faster hands to get rid of it as quickly as possible. For the unlucky soul that’s left holding the ball, there will be a shocking surprise, while you role around laughing at your mate who’s been left smoking wondering what happened. Supplied with its own DC charger that will give you up to four hours play from a full charge, the intelligent shock has a random shock timer so nobody will know when its going to bite. The ball will even auto power off when your not using it.
If outdoor party games aren’t your thing you could use the shock ball to raise your other half from their slumber in the mornings, just slip it into their hand and leave them with a shocking wake up call that they won’t forget in a hurry. Personal mayhem or just messing about with your mates, shock ball has it all.
Product Features
• x 1 Shockball
• x 1 Mains Charger
• This product emits an electric shock
• May interfere with electrical devices such as pacemakers, do not use if you suffer from epilepsy or similar illness’s
• Dimensions: 65mm diameter
• Keep out of reach of children
• Recommended for ages 14+
There is always at least one person in the office who is always mouthing off thinking they know everything or maybe there is a person who is always late or off and makes up the most stupid excuse to get away with it. Help is at hand with this excellent Bullshit Button, simply hit the button to blast out a loud bullshit alert making loudmouth and sick-note shut up and realise what idiots they are!
5 different Bullshit Alerts.
"(Beep) That was bullshit"
"(Siren) Bullshit detected, take precautions"
"Bullshit level defcon 5"
"Oh come on now, that ain't even bullshit, that's horseshit"
"Warning, warning, bullshit alert"
Buzz Magnets are two finely polished, high powered, oval shaped magnets. These super strong magnets are a ton of fun and you can do a lot of cool stunts with them. Toss each magnet into the air and they will create a buzzing sound as they connect. You can also put one magnet on top of your desk and move it around by holding the other magnet underneath the desk. Get your own set of Buzz Magnets and your co-workers won’t be able to resist your magnetic personality. Heck, you might even be asked to go out to lunch with the group. If not, at least you have your magnets to eat lunch with.
It's our Remote Control GIANT RAT! This item is great fun, just press the wireless remote and you can move forward and make him spin in a circle to control the direction you want him to go. If you hold down the spin button he will wildly spin around and around, makes a great game of who will the rat get or spin the rat! This RAT is very large and lifellike, you will make them run through the hallways screaming with this THE GIANT REMOTE CONTROL RAT!
Art in motion! The Bicycle Motion Sculpture Lamp is a unique decorative lamp, that provides soft, indirect lighting plus a whimsical, animated wire sculpture that is powered by directing a swiveling solar panel towards a sunny window. When the sun isn't shining, you can activate your Bicycle Motion Lamp by plugging it into a standard 110 Volt wall outlet.
Watch in amazement as the Beer appears to come out of the can or faucet attached to absolutely nothing. Has a light built in so it shows as well in dark.
Your MAGIC BEER MUG can look just as good as this picture by following a few simple steps. Just FILL to the top of the handle with water, ADD three drops of yellow food coloring AND one drop of dish washing detergent. Let the liquid agitate for ten minutes, and top with your favorite beer can or soft drink container. BE CREATIVE. Make orange juice or soft drinks. Simply change the food coloring and top with any pop top aluminum can! THE MAGIC BEER MUG also comes with a golden faucet that takes ten seconds to install and presents an entirely different picture to you and your friends. Back your faucet into a wall or even a curtain!! Enjoy the illusion of NEVER ENDING water or beer!!
Buckyballs Sidekick - Blue Green is a set of 125 magnetic balls that you can manipulate, mold, fold, pull apart and snap together to create an unlimited amount of shapes and designs. When you're not playing with this addictive magnetic toy, keep your Buckyballs safe and organized in the included translucent orange carrying case. Buckyballs are a creative and fun way to relieve your stress!
Features:
* Buckyballs Sidekick - Blue Green
* Set Of 125 Magnetic Balls
* Manipulate, Mold, Fold, Pull Apart To Make Endless Shapes And Designs
* Carrying Case Included
Dimensions:
* Buckyballs Sidekick - Blue Green - .125" Diameter
Play with Buckyballs - Blue Green Edition to get creative, relieve stress, and add a little fun to your day. This set of 216 magnets are fun to stack, slide, fold, pull apart, and snap together to create an unlimited amount of shapes, sculptures, and patterns. When you're not playing with this addictive magnetic toy, keep your Buckyballs - Blue Green edition safe and organized in the cool blue green carrying case. It's time to have more fun with Buckyballs Blue Green Edition!
Features:
* Buckyballs Blue Green Edition Magnetic Toy
* Set Of 216 Magnets
* Manipulate, Mold, Fold, Pull Apart To Make Endless Shapes And Designs
* Carrying Case Included
Dimensions:
* Buckyballs Blue Green Edition Magnetic Toy - .125"
The Redneck Horn Dashboard Stress Reliever is here to save you from some serious road rage or makes a great redneck humor gift! Tired of rude drivers and road-hogs cutting you off, changing lanes without signaling and generally acting like jerks? Looking for a safe and effective stress reliever? Let your redneck horn handle them for you. Simply attach the Redneck Horn to your dash and when you feel the need to scream, just press the big red button. Out comes one of ten “Redneck Insults” in a loud redneck accent sure to make you laugh and feel better fast. Things like, "Hey, (bleep!), who taught you how to drive?" and "Git the (bleep!) outta my way!" Bill Engvall with the Blue Collar Comedy Tour says "It's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time and is going on the dashboard of my truck". A hilarious redneck gift for those who appreciate redneck jokes and redneck humor.
Features:
* Redneck Horn
* Great For Your Dashboard In Your Truck Or Car
* Says 10 Hysterical Redneck Sayings
* Requires 3 "Button Batteries" (Included)
This finger shaped farting pen is sure to get a laugh out of anyone or at least a disgusted face. This Pull My Finger Pen looks like a finger, and when someone pulls on it, it lets one loud rip! Have all your friends and even co workers talking about this hysterical pen. Best of all, it is also a real working pen!
Squeeze the belly of the Redneck Bear if you dare and he'll rattle off one of 8 different hilarious redneck phrases. This Redneck Bear is made out of a super soft plush fabric material and is dressed in overalls with a red hat. The front of his overalls features the phrase "Redneck Bear" stitched onto the front. Makes a great gift for anyone who appreciates Redneck humor!
Features:
* Redneck Bear Talking Plush Toy
* Made Out Of High Quality Plush Material
* Squeeze His Stomach To Hear Him Talk Eight Redneck Phrases
* Batteries Included
Speaks These Phrases:
* My Sister And I Would Like To Invite You To Our Wedding
* I Want To Take A Remote Vacation But I Can Find My Remote
* Me And My Pickup Truck Think You're Sexy
* Hows About I Put On My Best Red Flannel Shirt And We Go Out Dancing Tonight
* My Daddy Used To Walk Me To School, We Used To Be In The Same Grade
* Farts, Mmmm That Was Some Redneck Perfume
* You Would Be The Sexiest Thing On Earth If You Didn't Have All Those Teeth
* Heck If I Knew You Lived In A Trailer Park I Would Have Asked You Out Sooner
* You Remind Me Of The Girl Nextdoor But I Think You Have A Bigger Mustache
The Whoopee Cushion Keychain is a handy gag gift combining the best of both worlds - functionality and fun! You can keep all your keys linked together and bust out a farting noise at the same time with this classic novelty keychain. For laughs, pranks, and everyday use, the Whoopee Cushion Keychain is a great gift for anyone with a sense of humor!
Features:
* Whoopee Cushion Keychain
* Push The Middle To Hear Fart Noises
* 3 Hilarious Fart Sounds
* Metal Clip For Attaching
* Requires 3 "LR44" Batteries (Included)
* On/Off Switch Ontop Of Whoopee Cushion
Amaze and astound all your friends. You can actually perform a trick to make a pen or a pencil penetrate a metal coin! Also comes with secret instructions on how the trick is revealed.
