Our Selection of funny and amazing gags and magic items is astounding. We have something for everyone. We have Gag Gifts, Magic Tricks, Shock Items, Spy Gear and many more cool items.
Lose most games, it hurts your feelings. Lose THIS game, it REALLY hurts. Here's how Lightning Reaction works -- Anywhere from two to four people can play at once. You remove a handle from the base and get ready. When you press the button in the center, a red light pulses and suspenseful music plays. As soon as the red light turns green, you press the red trigger button as quickly as possible. If you're the slowest player, you will get rewarded with a painful electric shock. If you were faster than your opponents, you can simply laugh as the loser screams in pain. It sounds simple, but the suspense of waiting for the light to change is excruciating. You'll be tempted to press the trigger early... but don't! If you press it before the light changes, you get an electric shock and lose the game. This version let's you pick your level of shock, so even those extremely shock averse can have fun too!
Product Features
* This shocking game puts a jolt in your party
* Lightning Reaction Reloaded lets users pick the shock intensity
* Select the number of challengers, then press the start button to bring on the lights and sound
* When the sound stops and the light goes from RED to GREEN, press the button - fast
Perfect group party game!
A gag gift in which everyone is a winner! These lotto tickets look so real that the the unsuspecting victim wont be able to know the difference. Each lotto ticket is a different game. The games are "Fish In a Barrel", "Fire & Ice", and "Crazy Eights." Great for tricking your friend for their birthday, holidays, or any other special occasion.
Back of Lotto Ticket Reads:
* Prizes of $1, $5, $50, and $150 may be claimed where tickets are sold
* Prizes of $1,000 and up must be presented to Losers R US, P.O. Box - You have been duped, Big Joke, Idaho
* All prizes must be picked up on your sleigh and fit in your magic bottle
* I hope this has brightened your day. Now back to reality.
* Valid only in your dreams
* Overall Odds - 0 to 1,000,000
The hysterical Toilet Mug is a gross way to enjoy 12 ounces of your favorite steaming pile of coffee, tea, or any brown-tinted liquid! Everyone will know exactly why your breath is unusually sour and smelly when you drink out of this toilet bowl mug. Complete with hand-painted toilet details, co-workers will be dumbfounded, family members disappointed, and dogs jealous when you sip or eat out of this toilet cup! Measures 5.5" x 6.75".
Surprise your family and friends with an unexpected bathroom message - turns an ordinary trip to the bathroom into a laugh filled surprise they'll never forge. Talking Toilet Paper allows you to record (and re-record) a message, music or sound and then have it automatically play back. The recording device is built into a spindle that fits inside a roll of toilet paper (and fits all holders and toilet paper rolls) so that every time the toilet paper ""rolls,"" the recording is played! Simply turn on the unit and press the record button and record up to 6 seconds of sound. The device uses special technology to sense movement of the spindle, which automatically plays back the recording every time the unit moves.
Suggested Sayings:
* "Don't forget to wash your hands!"
* "Please remain seated during the performance."
* "This is a bathroom not a library!"
* "Whoa! Somebody light a match... quick!"
* "We can hear you all the way in the kitchen!"
Features:
* Convenient on/off switch
* Fits in all bathrooms
* Installs in seconds in all standard toilet paper holders
* Plays automatically when people pull the paper
* Product Size : 7"" x 4"" x 2.5""
* Record your own messages over and over
* Requires 2 x ""AAA"" batteries (not included)
Shock Flashlight These flashlights really work! Each has 2 buttons. One small button which is the real button to turn on flashlight, and the other large button is the shock button. Just push the small button and turn on the light. Hand it to someone else and they will click the large button and WAMMMM they get a nasty little shock they wont forget!!! Comes with batteries and ready to work right out of the package! Guaranteed to get laughs !!!
When you know your ass is worth more than just any old toilet paper. This toilet paper has giant $100 Bills printed across two squares of toilet paper. And you know you can afford to use two squares of toilet paper when you wipe, because you're worth it.
Magic is everywhere, from the big spectacle celebrity of David Copperfield and Siegfried and Roy to the quirky Penn and Teller to the spooky David Blaine and Criss Angel to the endless material on YouTube. But until now, learning it has never been easy—that's all about to change with Magic, a book that does for close-up magic what How to Grill does for barbecue. Written by charismatic young magician Joshua Jay, Magic combines expertise, photographs, step-by-step directions showing how to perform 100 tricks, and a DVD that demonstrates 75 of them.
Joshua Jay took home the top prize at the World Magic Seminar (the Olympics of magic) when he was just 16 years old. Ten years later, he continues to perform magic, write about magic, eat, sleep, and breathe magic. Here, he brings all his passion and knowledge to teaching magic. Each trick is broken down into the Effect, the Secret, the Set-up, and, most important, the Performance, with lessons on what to say, how to direct the audience's attention, where to keep your hands, and so on. (In other words, how to be smart about the things your audience is surprisingly clueless about.)
Here are the Ten Greatest Card Tricks; tricks to dazzle a dinner date; tricks to perform for the boss (poke a hole through his shirt, then magically mend it); tricks especially for kids; and even tricks for an audience in another state—with "Australian Self-Help," you can find a participant's chosen card over the phone. It's the Aha! book for a subject whose time has come.
Biography
Joshua Jay was crowned champion at the World Magic Seminar in 1998, when he was still a teenager, and today is one of America's finest young magicians. He's performed and lectured in over 50 countries, is a headliner at the Magic Castle in Hollywood, and writes a monthly column in MAGIC, the leading magazine for magicians. He lives in New York City.
Drop Some LOOT and Hear Me TOOT!!! Stop leaving those coins on the dresser, in some old water jug tucked away in a closet, or in your car's ashtray. With our hilarious Fanny Bank, saving your pennies will be a real gas! Drop in a coin and hear this bank fart in digital audio. It's so loud and so disgusting, you won't want to stop dropping coins in the crack! This bank is fun, practical and entertaining! And don't worry, you don't have to smash this piggy bank, the coins can be easily removed by sliding off the top of the bank. (Requires 3 AA Batteries, Not Included)
Here it is - the ultimate "Gross out device"!! Carry our unique "Pocket-Disgusting Sounds Machine" in your pocket and gross out friends and strangers - with the simple touch of a button. Great for those awkwardly quiet elevators rides, or while sitting in a rest room stall. The possibilities are limited only to your imagination. Six disgusting sounds include Burp, Puke, Dry Heaves, Loogie Snort, quick Fart, and a long Fart! Batteries Included!
Have you ever needed help getting off the phone with someone? Perhaps a long winded neighbor, or a pesky tele-marketer? Well - we have just the solution for you. Introducing our unique "Pocket - Get off the Phone Excuse Machine". This little device gives you "6" different sounds that will help you out of the tightest spot - and get you off of the phone "fast". Freedom is just "the press of a button" away. Batteries Included!
Excuses:
* STATIC - Just play the static, and say "you're breaking up", it's fast and easy.
* SIREN - Play the siren, and say a cop is behind your car, and hang up.
* BABY CRYING - You say: "I have to go, the baby is crying"
* DOOR BELL - You then say : "I have to go someone is at the door"
* KNOCK..KNOCK...CHINESE FOOD - You say "My lunch delivery is here, I'll talk to you later."
* CAR CRASHING - Play this one, and just hang up. (Perfect for bill collectors.)
The new improved version! Simply hide the Fart Box anywhere near your victim, then stand up to 100 feet away and press the remote button to make a loud fart noise come out! This new version has up to 15 different fart noises and is much louder than the original! Requires one 9 volt battery (not included). The funniest gag product ever produced just got better! WE proudly present the NEW Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2 (pun intended). Armed with this new and improved device, you can embarrass your victims whenever the mood strikes you. Hilarious Prank place this in the center of the room at a party and you will have non-stop laughter!
With this beer bat, you now have the ability to drink two beers simultaneously with only a fraction of the effort - all while keeping both of your hands free to do other things. When you are not taking swigs, simply squeeze the control valve to stop the flow. Release the valve and repeat. Remember to replace the empties with fresh beers, as necessary. These come in red, Yellow & blue. Can Also be used for other Beverages. Going to a party, football game or do you just want to be the envy of your friends. Just put the beverage of your choice (BEER) in the cup holders, straw in your mouth, sit back an relax and enjoy drinking hands free with your black light responsive hat!. Whatever your choice of beverage may be, its the only way to drink hands free!
We may subsitute color (available in Blue, Red, Black and yellow) choice when color choosen is uavailable.
What better way to liven up a boring get together than with a good old ball game. We must warn you that ball games have come a long way since you played rounders in the school yard. Shock ball isn’t just some plastic ball that you throw around. Sneakily switch on the timer then carry on throwing as normal, unbeknown to all your mates the timer could go off at any moment so you need fast reflexes and even faster hands to get rid of it as quickly as possible. For the unlucky soul that’s left holding the ball, there will be a shocking surprise, while you role around laughing at your mate who’s been left smoking wondering what happened. Supplied with its own DC charger that will give you up to four hours play from a full charge, the intelligent shock has a random shock timer so nobody will know when its going to bite. The ball will even auto power off when your not using it.
If outdoor party games aren’t your thing you could use the shock ball to raise your other half from their slumber in the mornings, just slip it into their hand and leave them with a shocking wake up call that they won’t forget in a hurry. Personal mayhem or just messing about with your mates, shock ball has it all.
Product Features
• x 1 Shockball
• x 1 Mains Charger
• This product emits an electric shock
• May interfere with electrical devices such as pacemakers, do not use if you suffer from epilepsy or similar illness’s
• Dimensions: 65mm diameter
• Keep out of reach of children
• Recommended for ages 14+
There is always at least one person in the office who is always mouthing off thinking they know everything or maybe there is a person who is always late or off and makes up the most stupid excuse to get away with it. Help is at hand with this excellent Bullshit Button, simply hit the button to blast out a loud bullshit alert making loudmouth and sick-note shut up and realise what idiots they are!
5 different Bullshit Alerts.
"(Beep) That was bullshit"
"(Siren) Bullshit detected, take precautions"
"Bullshit level defcon 5"
"Oh come on now, that ain't even bullshit, that's horseshit"
"Warning, warning, bullshit alert"
Buzz Magnets are two finely polished, high powered, oval shaped magnets. These super strong magnets are a ton of fun and you can do a lot of cool stunts with them. Toss each magnet into the air and they will create a buzzing sound as they connect. You can also put one magnet on top of your desk and move it around by holding the other magnet underneath the desk. Get your own set of Buzz Magnets and your co-workers won’t be able to resist your magnetic personality. Heck, you might even be asked to go out to lunch with the group. If not, at least you have your magnets to eat lunch with.
It's our Remote Control GIANT RAT! This item is great fun, just press the wireless remote and you can move forward and make him spin in a circle to control the direction you want him to go. If you hold down the spin button he will wildly spin around and around, makes a great game of who will the rat get or spin the rat! This RAT is very large and lifellike, you will make them run through the hallways screaming with this THE GIANT REMOTE CONTROL RAT!
Art in motion! The Bicycle Motion Sculpture Lamp is a unique decorative lamp, that provides soft, indirect lighting plus a whimsical, animated wire sculpture that is powered by directing a swiveling solar panel towards a sunny window. When the sun isn't shining, you can activate your Bicycle Motion Lamp by plugging it into a standard 110 Volt wall outlet.
Watch in amazement as the Beer appears to come out of the can or faucet attached to absolutely nothing. Has a light built in so it shows as well in dark.
Your MAGIC BEER MUG can look just as good as this picture by following a few simple steps. Just FILL to the top of the handle with water, ADD three drops of yellow food coloring AND one drop of dish washing detergent. Let the liquid agitate for ten minutes, and top with your favorite beer can or soft drink container. BE CREATIVE. Make orange juice or soft drinks. Simply change the food coloring and top with any pop top aluminum can! THE MAGIC BEER MUG also comes with a golden faucet that takes ten seconds to install and presents an entirely different picture to you and your friends. Back your faucet into a wall or even a curtain!! Enjoy the illusion of NEVER ENDING water or beer!!
Buckyballs Sidekick - Blue Green is a set of 125 magnetic balls that you can manipulate, mold, fold, pull apart and snap together to create an unlimited amount of shapes and designs. When you're not playing with this addictive magnetic toy, keep your Buckyballs safe and organized in the included translucent orange carrying case. Buckyballs are a creative and fun way to relieve your stress!
Features:
* Buckyballs Sidekick - Blue Green
* Set Of 125 Magnetic Balls
* Manipulate, Mold, Fold, Pull Apart To Make Endless Shapes And Designs
* Carrying Case Included
Dimensions:
* Buckyballs Sidekick - Blue Green - .125" Diameter
Play with Buckyballs - Blue Green Edition to get creative, relieve stress, and add a little fun to your day. This set of 216 magnets are fun to stack, slide, fold, pull apart, and snap together to create an unlimited amount of shapes, sculptures, and patterns. When you're not playing with this addictive magnetic toy, keep your Buckyballs - Blue Green edition safe and organized in the cool blue green carrying case. It's time to have more fun with Buckyballs Blue Green Edition!
Features:
* Buckyballs Blue Green Edition Magnetic Toy
* Set Of 216 Magnets
* Manipulate, Mold, Fold, Pull Apart To Make Endless Shapes And Designs
* Carrying Case Included
Dimensions:
* Buckyballs Blue Green Edition Magnetic Toy - .125"
The Redneck Horn Dashboard Stress Reliever is here to save you from some serious road rage or makes a great redneck humor gift! Tired of rude drivers and road-hogs cutting you off, changing lanes without signaling and generally acting like jerks? Looking for a safe and effective stress reliever? Let your redneck horn handle them for you. Simply attach the Redneck Horn to your dash and when you feel the need to scream, just press the big red button. Out comes one of ten “Redneck Insults” in a loud redneck accent sure to make you laugh and feel better fast. Things like, "Hey, (bleep!), who taught you how to drive?" and "Git the (bleep!) outta my way!" Bill Engvall with the Blue Collar Comedy Tour says "It's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time and is going on the dashboard of my truck". A hilarious redneck gift for those who appreciate redneck jokes and redneck humor.
Features:
* Redneck Horn
* Great For Your Dashboard In Your Truck Or Car
* Says 10 Hysterical Redneck Sayings
* Requires 3 "Button Batteries" (Included)
This finger shaped farting pen is sure to get a laugh out of anyone or at least a disgusted face. This Pull My Finger Pen looks like a finger, and when someone pulls on it, it lets one loud rip! Have all your friends and even co workers talking about this hysterical pen. Best of all, it is also a real working pen!
Squeeze the belly of the Redneck Bear if you dare and he'll rattle off one of 8 different hilarious redneck phrases. This Redneck Bear is made out of a super soft plush fabric material and is dressed in overalls with a red hat. The front of his overalls features the phrase "Redneck Bear" stitched onto the front. Makes a great gift for anyone who appreciates Redneck humor!
Features:
* Redneck Bear Talking Plush Toy
* Made Out Of High Quality Plush Material
* Squeeze His Stomach To Hear Him Talk Eight Redneck Phrases
* Batteries Included
Speaks These Phrases:
* My Sister And I Would Like To Invite You To Our Wedding
* I Want To Take A Remote Vacation But I Can Find My Remote
* Me And My Pickup Truck Think You're Sexy
* Hows About I Put On My Best Red Flannel Shirt And We Go Out Dancing Tonight
* My Daddy Used To Walk Me To School, We Used To Be In The Same Grade
* Farts, Mmmm That Was Some Redneck Perfume
* You Would Be The Sexiest Thing On Earth If You Didn't Have All Those Teeth
* Heck If I Knew You Lived In A Trailer Park I Would Have Asked You Out Sooner
* You Remind Me Of The Girl Nextdoor But I Think You Have A Bigger Mustache
The Whoopee Cushion Keychain is a handy gag gift combining the best of both worlds - functionality and fun! You can keep all your keys linked together and bust out a farting noise at the same time with this classic novelty keychain. For laughs, pranks, and everyday use, the Whoopee Cushion Keychain is a great gift for anyone with a sense of humor!
Features:
* Whoopee Cushion Keychain
* Push The Middle To Hear Fart Noises
* 3 Hilarious Fart Sounds
* Metal Clip For Attaching
* Requires 3 "LR44" Batteries (Included)
* On/Off Switch Ontop Of Whoopee Cushion
Amaze and astound all your friends. You can actually perform a trick to make a pen or a pencil penetrate a metal coin! Also comes with secret instructions on how the trick is revealed.
Amaze and astound all your friends. This super magic deck of cards are secretly marked and stripped so you can use them for over a hundred magic tricks! It also comes with secret instructions for revealing 10 tricks.
Amaze and astound all your friends. They will not believe their eyes when they see these invisible cards. First the cards are blank, then they are printed! An incredible illusion to keep your audience guessing how you did it. Comes with instructions on how to perform 20 special card tricks with this deck of cards.
Guaranteed to make em laugh! Wiggle your eyebrows and mustache up and down with the Toysmith Wind-Up Funny Face Glasses! Just wind up the tip of your big fake nose to start the funny flapping of your thick black hair. These large classic silly glasses have been a popular toy since the 1940’s. Look smart and funny while wearing our classic Funny Face Windup Specs!
Features:
* Toysmith Wind-Up Funny Face Glasses
* Use The Knob On The Nose To Wind Up And Activate
* Mustache And Eyebrows Wiggle Up and Down
Dimensions:
* Toysmith Wind-Up Funny Face Glasses - 5 1/2" x 6"
Use it yourself or leave it laying around for a hilarious prank. When you click the button on the top of the pen, it lets out one of four insulting, foul-mouthed expressions! Twist the bottom and it functions as a real working pen. It's a great addition to any office or home.
Features:
* The Rude And Crude Swearing Sounds Pen
* Speaks Four Foul Mouthed Phrases
* Batteries Included
Speaks Four Phrases:
* Eat Shit
* Fuck You
* You're An Asshole
* Fucking Jackass
Dimensions:
* The Rude And Crude Swearing Sounds Pen - 5 1/2"
Opticbright Light Up LED Reading Glasses - Black And Brown
Have you ever been at restaurant and you had to ask the waitress to turn up the lights so you can read the menu? Perhaps you like to read in bed while your significant other just wants to go to sleep and turn the lights out? How about working on those small hobbies or projects that become tedious on the eyes? Are you a student and need more light for those late nights studyng? Now all these problems and more have been solved with Opticbrights. These high quality, stylish lighted reading glasses offer LED technology. This projects a smooth bright beam of light that illuminates any visual material and it’s so significant you can actually read in total darkness! Fantastic for crafts, sewing, home improvement projects and more! Never disturb your seatmate when traveling by plane, train, bus or car.
Features:
* Opticbright Light Up LED Reading Glasses
* Glasses Use LED Light To Project Light Where You Are Looking
* Comes In Their Own Carrying Case
* Requires 4 "AG-13" Button Batteries (Included)
* Great For Reading, Working, And Hobbies
* On/Off Switch By Lens To Activate Light
* Each Pair Of Glasses Has A Magnification Rating - The Higher The Number, The Stronger The Magnification Of The Lens
Dimensions:
* Opticbright Light Up LED Reading Glasses - Come In A One Size Fits All
Opticbright Light Up LED Reading Glasses - Burgundy
Have you ever been at restaurant and you had to ask the waitress to turn up the lights so you can read the menu? Perhaps you like to read in bed while your significant other just wants to go to sleep and turn the lights out? How about working on those small hobbies or projects that become tedious on the eyes? Are you a student and need more light for those late nights studyng? Now all these problems and more have been solved with Opticbrights. These high quality, stylish lighted reading glasses offer LED technology. This projects a smooth bright beam of light that illuminates any visual material and it’s so significant you can actually read in total darkness! Fantastic for crafts, sewing, home improvement projects and more! Never disturb your seatmate when traveling by plane, train, bus or car.
Features:
* Opticbright Light Up LED Reading Glasses
* Glasses Use LED Light To Project Light Where You Are Looking
* Comes In Their Own Carrying Case
* Requires 4 "AG-13" Button Batteries (Included)
* Great For Reading, Working, And Hobbies
* On/Off Switch By Lens To Activate Light
* Each Pair Of Glasses Has A Magnification Rating - The Higher The Number, The Stronger The Magnification Of The Lens
Dimensions:
* Opticbright Light Up LED Reading Glasses - Come In A One Size Fits All
Have you ever been at restaurant and you had to ask the waitress to turn up the lights so you can read the menu? Perhaps you like to read in bed while your significant other just wants to go to sleep and turn the lights out? How about working on those small hobbies or projects that become tedious on the eyes? Are you a student and need more light for those late nights studyng? Now all these problems and more have been solved with Opticbrights. These high quality, stylish lighted reading glasses offer LED technology. This projects a smooth bright beam of light that illuminates any visual material and it’s so significant you can actually read in total darkness! Fantastic for crafts, sewing, home improvement projects and more! Never disturb your seatmate when traveling by plane, train, bus or car.
Features:
* Opticbright Light Up LED Reading Glasses
* Glasses Use LED Light To Project Light Where You Are Looking
* Comes In Their Own Carrying Case
* Requires 4 "AG-13" Button Batteries (Included)
* Great For Reading, Working, And Hobbies
* On/Off Switch By Lens To Activate Light
* Each Pair Of Glasses Has A Magnification Rating - The Higher The Number, The Stronger The Magnification Of The Lens
Dimensions:
* Opticbright Light Up LED Reading Glasses - Come In A One Size Fits All
Walk your dog safely at night with this retractable dog leash with light. The leash extends over 15 feet and has a locking thumb mechanism for better control of your pet. It has a built-in super birght LED light for easier seeing at night. It is light weight and durable. Can hold a dog up to 77lbs.
Features:
* Finepet Retractable Dog Leash With Light
* Thumb Locking Mechanism
* High Quality, Lightweight, And Durable
* Built In LED Lights
* Opperates Using 2 "AA" Batteries (Not Included)
Dimensions:
* Retractable Dog Leash With Light - Extends Over 15"
The Musical Piano Tie is the only thing guaranteed to get you back in tune with your work schedule! If you have trouble keeping alert at your 9-to-5, use this piano tie as a way to unwind. Equipped with 8 touch-sensitive notes, the musical tie will give your restless fingers some relief and might even delight the ears of your colleagues. On the box are instructions for playing "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" and "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow," just in case you're a little rusty. The piano tie even features a handy breakaway strap, ideal for those bursts of creativity that may come at any time. Makes a great gift for music teachers and frustrated desk workers.
Features:
* Playable Piano Keyboard With Mini Speaker
* 8 Playable Piano Keys
* On/Off Switch
* Requires 2 "AG13" Button Batteries (Not Included)
Here lies the end of your habits! A great way to put an end to any habits you have to rest. This recordable coffin is made to look and feel like an actual coffin. This coffin has the ability to record up to four 5-second messages. Once the lid of the coffin is opened the sensor inside is activated to play the recorded message. This item makes a great gag gift as you can playfully help you or someone you know finally put a habit to rest.
How It Works:
* Step One - Locate the On/Off and Play Buttons
Locate “on/off ” button (A) on bottom of coffin and ensure it is in the on position. To listen to pre-recorded messages simply press “Play” button (B) located on the side of coffin or lift small lid where Light Sensor (C) will also activate recordings. Messages will automatically cycle from one message to the next when lid is lifted or play button is pressed.
* Step Two - Record Your Message(s)
To personalize your own recorded message, locate the recessed “Reset” button (D) on the bottom and press in with a ballpoint pen or golf tee. You’ll know the pre-recorded messages are reset when you hear the audible “ding”. Record your own messages by pressing and holding in the recessed “Record” button (E) with a ballpoint pen or golf tee. You will hear a second “ding” upon completion of that 5 second segment or when the (E) button is released, whichever comes first. Be sure to begin speaking AFTER you hear the “ding” while holding in the “Record” button (E). Each personalized message has a maximum length of 5 seconds and an audible “ding” will occur once each 5 second segment is complete.
* Step 3 - Test your recorded messages
By pressing the “Play” button (B) on the side of the coffin or by opening the small lid. If you are satisfied with your personalized recordings, no further action is required. To revert back to pre-recorded messages, press the “Reset” button (D) with a ballpoint pen or golf tee. Doing so will erase personalized messages, but it is easy to start over by completing step two again.
Surprise as shock everyone when they get a look at your Jumbo Sized Super Duper Ice Cream Scooper! This ice cream scooper is made of heavy duty plastic and grey in color. It functions the same as any ordinary ice cream scooper but it allows you to scoop 5 scoops of ice cream in a single motion! It also has finger grooves so its comfortable and easy to grip and hold. Its great for parties and ideal for that someone you know who has a HUGE sweet tooth.
Get people all fired up and stomping in the streets like wild, angry, offenders! When they see these realistic Tickets on their windshield, we bet they're gonna be cursing. Each Ticket has an official setup for ultra believability. When the victim starts to read the ticket in tears, they'll be taken back by the insulting and comical insults on the Ticket. You'll be laughing your way to the DMV.
Features:
* 6 Parking Tickets
* Each ticket is dual sided just like an actual ticket
Dimensions:
* Fake Parking Ticket - 4" x 7 1/2"
Violations Read:
* You parked over the line. The car is supposed to go in between the lines stupid.
* You parked in a handicap designated area without a permit. Only a selfish, uncaring jerk would take up a spot designated for a needy disabled person. I hope you break your leg walking back to your car.
* Parking too close to me. I left you a souvenir scratch as a memento of my appreciation.
* Creating your own space. Yes we know that only rules apply to us human beings as opposed to selfish pigs like you.
* Taking up two parking spaces. I hope you will enjoy the key marks I left you.
A great way to show some humor while you leave a message for someone. This note pad is in the shape of a pair of balls and features the phrase "Someone Had The Balls To Call You" across the top. Below that are lines so you can write down a brief message. These sticky notes are sure to get any message across and are sure to create some laughs as well. Makes a great desk item for your home or office.
Features:
* Had The Balls Note Pad
* Self Removable Stick Notes
* Great For Home And Office
Imagine having the power of a professional multi beam laser Projector in the palm of your hand. This state of the art unit is the same technology used by multi-million dollar night clubs, professional bands and laser light shows world wide. Until now such multibeam laser units were huge, heavy, expensive to buy and were restricted by a powercord. Not any more. Be the first to wield this incredible hand held powerhouse light show. This powerful green laser Appears up to 10x brighter then regular red laser, giving you an abusive amount of light power you can carry with you in your pocket. The specially designed Galaxy tip delivers and incredible galactic Kaleidoscope animated effect that you control. This single unit will amaze you as it will literally shower an entire room or dance floor with thousands explosive green laser dots. This is a must have club toy for all ravers, it is like you are blasting a galaxy of moving, animated stars and planets out of your hand in incredible green laser. This is it. The best club toy we have ever seen. This club toy is so good people will stop what they are doing just to watch the splendid effects of this laser toy! The further away you are from the projector surface, the larger the effect becomes! This toy will light up an entire room, it is amazing. The single super powerful green laser beam splits in to thousands of beams pointed in separating angles so the laser drenches objects and surfaces in all directions with super bright laser light!
Features:
* Green Laser
* Kaleidoscope Tip You Spin To Control Laser
* Push Button To Activate Laser
* 30mW
* Requires 2 "AAA" Batteries (not included)
Dimensions:
* Laser Kaleidoscope Pen - 6 1/4" long
Want to really say what is on your mind? Do you have endless faxes, lame memo's and other annoying paperwork cluttering up your desk? The next time your pompous boss or pesky customer drops you a note, stamp it with a Sarcastic Stamp and let them know what you really feel.
Features:
* Sarcastic Stamps
* Refillable
* Come In Different Styles (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
* Great For Home Or Office
Is your friend wishing they brought their camera with them to document the day? Why not hand them your "special" disposable camera. They will be so excited their photography plans can be fulfilled...until they go to take a photo and receive an electric shock!
A treasury of hilarity from one of America's favorite radio shows. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, "Where is the bar tender?" Drum roll. The Fifth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first four were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With 362 new jokes (more or less), the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone-fans of the radio show or not-will enjoy.
Features:
* Over 362 jokes
* Soft cover book
* 367 pages
* New 5th edition
Amplify your voice with three different effects using this compact 3.25 inch voice changer. Requires one 12V battery, included. The compact size means that the fun can travel with you no matter where you go.
Features:
* Three Different Voice Sounds (Boy, Kid, Robot)
* Compact Size
* Requires One "23A" 12V Battery (Included)
* Colors May Vary
This electronic gadget provides 20 practical sounds for every occassion you could possibly think of! Create hilarious scenarios and be the life of any party. The sound bites gadget features all the buttons on the front and is compact enough to fit in any pocket.
Features 20 Sound Effects:
* Bed Springs
* Soap Opera Drama
* Charge!
* Whistle
* Too Bad, So Sad
* Burp
* Car Crash
* Uh Oh!
* Applause
* Bomb
* Register
* Fart
* Fax Machine
* Glass Breaking
* Lol!
* Bang!
* Music
* Siren
* Drum Roll
* Vomit
This 4" pal will take all the squeezing and squishing you can dish out and never lose his smile. Sold individually. Available in an assortment of colors only.
This Weather Station Keychain helps you predict and conquer any weather condition wherever you go! The ultimate outdoor survival tool! The true adventurer will never let go of this weather prediction device equipped with essential features like weather forecasting with moon face. Detailed reports include information like the maximum and minimum temperature and humidity memory as well as detection. The built-in compass and LED flashlight help navigate you through treacherous climates. Even stores the calendar displaying the date, day and year. Easily attach the 3.5" x 1.5" x .75" weather device to the included rugged metal key clip to your tool belt for an indispensable safety device! Battery operated: 2 button cell - included!
Product Features
* Weather Forecast with Moon face, Temperature & Humidity
* Alarm Clock with snooze function - Calendar with date, day & year display
* Maximum & minimum Temperature & humidity memory
* Built-in Compass & LED Flashlight - Rugged metal extra Large Key Clip
* Battery operated: 2 button cell included.
* Unit size: 3 ½" x 1 ½" x ¾"
Drop a deposit into this bank and you'll be flushing money down the toilet. Literally! This bank looks just like your favorite seat in the house and makes an authentic "flushing" noise when you flush the handle. Lots of fun and laughs! The Toilet Bank measures 5.5" Wide and 6.75" High.
When the end of this cigar comes in contact with someone's lips it automatically lights up. When removed, it slowly fades out giving the appearance that someone is actually smoking. Extremely realistic. A great theatre prop. Batteries included.
These tickets are an absolute riot! A great way to show an inconsiderate motorist what you think of them. Slap one on the windshield of rude parkers, co-workers and neighbors, they will think they received a real parking ticket. Also, these tickets are fun to use on your family / friends as a joke. Just put one on their car right before they are about to leave, it?s so funny to watch them run out to the car thinking they have received a real parking ticket. These tickets are of very high quality, each ticket is printed on thick card stock. Tickets measure approximately 7'' high by 3.25'' wide.
There is always at least one person in the office who is always mouthing off thinking they know everything or maybe there is a person who is always late or off and makes up the most stupid excuse to get away with it. Help is at hand with this excellent Bullshit Button, simply hit the button to blast out a loud bullshit alert making loudmouth and sick-note shut up and realise what idiots they are!
7 different Bullshit Alerts.
* Bullshit Alert - Bullshit Alert!
* Everybody Put On Your Helmet Bullshit Is Being Flung!
* What A Crock Of Bullshit!
* If Bullshit Were Money You'd Be A Millionaire!
* Step Right Up And Get Your Bullshit Here!
* Now That Was Grade A Bullshit!
* If It Gets Any Deeper In Here, I'll Need A Latter To Climb Out!
