This corkscrew is inspired by the Day of the Dead holiday in Mexico. Every year Mexicans celebrate the lives of loved ones who are no longer with us. They do so with offerings of food and drink. Sugar Skulls are part of this tradition and is the imagery behind of the Day of the Dead Corkscrew. With its unique design and sturdy metal construction it is a great addition for any occassion that involves a bottle of wine!

Features:
* Kikkerland Day Of The Dead Corkscrew
* Made Of High Quality Metal
* Double Lever, Standard Spiral, And Cap Lifter For Easy Cork Extraction

Dimensions:
* Kikkerland Day Of The Dead Corkscrew - 8" x 3" x 1 1/2"

 

A great way to freshen up with a nice minty spray after you have just performed the act. Simply just use the spray in your mouth for instant freshness. This also makes a great gag gift for any sort of adult party too!

Features:
* BJ Spray - Before And After Minty Mouth Refresher
* Comes In A Metal Spray Bottle
* Spearmint Flavor
* Spray Into Mouth For Instant Freshness

Dimensions:
* BJ Spray - Before And After Minty Mouth Refresher - 4 1/4"

 

Sit back, relax and fall into a giant donut! Imagine yourself on a tropical island, just like the one that's obviously not Photoshop'd into our picture. You’re surrounded by waves and warmth and there's a refreshing beverage in your hand! Don't waste any more of your valuable time with those small boring inner tubes that don't look like a delicious snack! Our totally sweet Gigantic Donut Pool Float is way too cool to pass up! It'll be sweet to you and keep you comfortably floating!

Features:
* The Gigantic Donut Inflatable Pool Float
* Made Of High Quality Extra Thick Vinyl
* Bright Vibrant Colors

Dimensions:
* The Gigantic Donut Inflatable Pool Float - 4' Diameter
* Center Inner Hole - 18"

 

Get your grill on! Our unique camouflage grilling apron holds everything a real man could want or need for an afternoon of fun. Holds 6 beverage cans or bottles, comes with a built in can opener, and more pockets then he could ever need. Made from 100% cotton, one size fits all, fully adjustable length.

Features:
* The Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron
* Made Of High Quality Cotton Fabric
* Holds 6 Canned Beverages, 4 Pockets For Holding Condiments, Built In Bottle Opener, 3 Large Tool Pockets, Salt And Pepper Spice Pockets
* Be Completely Prepared When You Man Your Grilling Station

Features:
* The Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron - One Size Fits All With Adjustable Strap

 

Most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. With this book safe you can hide your valuables in what looks like an ordinary book - the last place a thief would think to look. This is an actual book with a space in the center cut out and lined with felt so you can hide and protect your valuables.

Features:
* Reluctant Genius - Book Safe
Real Book With Middle Section Cut Out And Lined With Felt
* Looks, Feels, And Weighs Like An Actual Book

Dimensions:
* Reluctant Genius - Book Safe - 9 1/2" x 6 1/2"
* Cut Out Section - 7 1/2" x 4 1/2" x 1 1/2"

 

Most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. With this book safe you can hide your valuables in what looks like an ordinary book - the last place a thief would think to look. This is an actual book with a space in the center cut out and lined with felt so you can hide and protect your valuables.

Features:
* It's Not All About Money - Book Safe
* Real Book With Middle Section Cut Out And Lined With Felt
* Looks, Feels, And Weighs Like An Actual Book

Dimensions:
* It's Not All About Money - Book Safe - 9 1/2" x 6 1/2"
* Cut Out Section - 7 1/2" x 4 1/2" x 1 1/2"

 

Fun Robot Corkscrew opens your bottle with ease. This double lever corkscrew features a standard spiral and a cap lifter for easy cork withdrawal. Made from durable stainless steel.

Features:
* Robot Corkscrew
* Made Of High Quality Stainless Steel
* Fun And Clever Robot Design
* Double Lever Corkscrew
* Use The Robots Mouth As A Bottle Opener

Dimensions:
* Robot Corkscrew - 8 1/2" x 3"

 

Our Sunny Outlook Solar Owl keeps a watch over you! Just place him in a sunny spot or any bright light and he'll begin to swivel his head from side to side!

Features:
* Sunny Outlook Solar Powered Head Spinning Owl
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Head Swivels From Side To Side
* Requires No Batteries, Just Place In Any Area With Bright Light

Dimensions:
* Sunny Outlook Solar Powered Head Spinning Owl - 3 3/4"

 

Make people laugh while drinking your beverage! When you sip your favorite drink, the liquid swirls around and fills up the lenses before getting to your mouth. It's goofy and hilarious! Great for kids and fun for adults.

Features:
* Super Sip N' Swirl Silly Straw Glasses
* Made Of High Quality Plastic And Straw Tubing
* Liquids Swirl And Fill The Len Glasses Of The Glasses Before Getting To Your Mouth

Dimensions:
* Super Sip N' Swirl Silly Straw Glasses - Sizes In Length Vary

 

Can You Imagine greeting your friends & guests at the front door and telling them that, before entering, they must go through a security check –and YOU are in charge of security? Can You Imagine pulling out your security scanner and passing it over their bodies, choosing when the scanner “goes off”. Its built-in lights and sound effect getting increasingly faster as you scan over certain parts of their bodies. Watch their faces as the party begins at your front door!

Features:
* Can You Imagine Hand Held Party Scanner
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* The Hidden Activation Button Puts You In Control
* Electronic Light Ring
* Built In Sound Effects
* Proective Wrist Strap
* Requires 3 "AAA" Batteries (Not Included)

Dimensions:
* Can You Imagine Hand Held Party Scanner - 16" x 6 1/2"

 

Men, don't you wish there was an easy way to get what you really want in life? Like getting your woman to stop nagging you about taking out the garbage, or maybe getting her to put down her rolling pin and get you a fresh beer already? I mean come on, your beer bottle has been empty for a whole 10 seconds already! The Ultimate Man's Remote Control features twelve command buttons that allow men to let the women in their life really know what they are thinking! With command button selections such as Mute, Beer, Nap, and Disrobe you will have no problem letting this remote do all the talking for you! The Ultimate Man's Remote Control makes a perfect gag gift for any man's Bachelor Party, Over the Hill Celebration, Birthday Present, or Stocking Stuffer!

Features:
* Ultimate Man's Remote Control With Talking Sounds
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Let Your Remote Do The Talking With 12 Commands
* Batteries Included

Dimensions:
* Ultimate Man's Remote Control With Talking Sounds - 5"

 

Real working Laser Pointer Gun. Has a two triggres in the middle one that causes the shock when unsuspecting victims push it to turn on the laser pointer and one that actually operates the laser pointer.

Unlike those found elsewhere, this is a REAL working laser pointer gun, which adds to the fun! Approximately 3" in length.

Shock Laser Pointer Gun is not recomended for adults over 60, children under 6 or anyone with a heart condition

 

Known for their popularity during the Soccer World Cup, the Vuvuzela's popularity has gone global. This keychain is a miniature version of the Vuvuzela but still packs the same loud noise capability. Simply hold it up to your mouth and blow into it to make an unbelievably loud noise! Great for parties, sporting events, and more!

Features:
* Mini Vuvuzela Noisemaker Keychain
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Keychain Attachment For Transportation Ability
* Unbelievably Loud
* Comes In Two Colors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)

Dimensions:
* Mini Vuvuzela Noisemaker Keychain - 3 3/4"

 

Instant relief for airport stress! This is one funny, and over-sized stress doll, standing five and a half inches tall, and extra wide. Squeeze, squash, crush, bang or kick TSA Agent Barney and avoid ending up in airport jail for assaulting a Federal employee! “It’s not a grope, it’s a freedom pat.”

Features:
* Anger Management TSA Employee Stress Doll
* Made Of High Quality Squeezable Material
* Great For Relieving Stress
* Design And Shape Of A TSA Employee

Dimensions:
* Anger Management TSA Employee Stress Doll - 5 1/2" x 4"

 

A must have for the person who truly appreciates dashboard humor! This desktop dancer features a figure of a fisherman on a boat with a fish on his line and a drink in his hand. The base features an adhesive that makes it stick to any surface. As you drive around watch as it playfully bounces back and forth.

Features:
* Gone Fishin' Desktop Dancer
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Sticky Adhesive To Keep It In Place On Any Surface

Dimensions:
* Gone Fishin' Desktop Dancer - 4 1/2" x 3"

 

A must have for the person who truly appreciates dashboard humor! This desktop dancer features a figure of a shark with its mouth wide open with human legs sticking out of it. The base features an adhesive that makes it stick to any surface. As you drive around watch as it playfully bounces back and forth.

Features:
* Man-Eating Shark Desktop Dancer
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Sticky Adhesive To Keep It In Place On Any Surface

Dimensions:
* Man-Eating Shark Desktop Dancer - 5" x 2"

 

These retractable ball point syringe pens are shaped like a hypodermic needle, write in black ink and come with a colored liquid inside the body of the pen (liquid is non-toxic). A great gag gift as you watch peoples reaction when they see you write with it!

Features:
* Colored Syringe Pen
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Pen Writes In Black Ink
* Clickable Ballpoint Pen
* Comes In Various Colors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)

Dimensions:
* Colored Syringe Pen - 5 1/2"

 

You’ll always look awake with our Magic Eyes 3D Glasses. Your amazing 3D eyes will stare ahead, even if you are asleep! Each lens contains a two way mirrored Holograph that appears to follow your viewer. The frames are retro round silver specs from the UK. See what is going on around you, but others can not see your eyes. A great party gift and costume novelty.

Features:
* Magic Eyes 3D Holographic Glasses
* Made Out Of High Quality Metal Frames
* Uses Two Way Mirror Holograph To Make Your Eyes Appear To Follow Who Is Watching You
* Great For Parties And Costumes

Dimensions:
* Magic Eyes 3D Holographic Glasses - One Size Fits All

 

Finally a solution to all your problems. Let The Insta-Shrink Sound Machine be able to diagnose any sort of situation that might be ailing your noggin. This handheld device features 25 hilarious expressions and sayings for any sort of diagnosis. Makes a great gag gift for the home or office and for any constant complainer you know.

Features:
* The Insta-Shrink Sound Machine
* Contains 25 Hilarious Expressions And Sayings
* Built In Speaker
* Batteries Included

Dimensions:
* The Insta-Shrink Sound Machine - 4 1/2" x 2 1/2"

 

A Talking Mug? We all sometimes want to yell, Shut the @*( Up! We can't because its not appropriate in the workplace, but now you can. Each time you pick up this duckin' mug, it says one of 10 duckin' hilarious swearing duck expressions. Holds about 12 duckin' ounces. The duckin' sound module removes for easy cleanup.

Features:
* Shut The Duck Up Sound Mug
* Made Of High Quality Ceramic
* Says 10 Hilarious Duck Phrases
* Batteries Included

Dimensions:
* Shut The Duck Up Sound Mug - 4 1/2" x 4 1/2"

 

Angry about the economy? Fed up with the high cost of health-care? Are you looking forward to a new president and Barack Obama's Last Day? Can't wait until 1-29-2013? Count down the hours, minutes and seconds with this desktop countdown clock. The clock is 4 inches wide by 2.5 inches high. Once the clock reaches the milestone, it can be reset to start counting again! Reset it over and over through the year 2099 for years of enjoyment.

Features:
* President Obama's Last Day Countdown Clock
* Count Down The Hours, Minutes, Seconds Until Obama's Last Day
* Countdown Clock Is Reusable For Use For Other Events
* Requires 2 "AA" Batteries (Not Included)

Dimensions:
* President Obama's Last Day Countdown Clock - 4" x 2 1/2"

 

The Loudmouth Talking Can Holder is comedy in the palm of your hands! Use this can holder to clamp down on any 12 oz. can of beer or soda. The convenient handle offers an easy lift and extra space for bigger hands, but that's not even the best part. 8 buttons line the side of the handle; each button plays a unique and funny sound effect. Expect to hear chants of "Cheers", "Chug! Chug! Chug!", "Beer Here...", and "...Start your drinking!". All of that is in addition to the burps, ringing bell sounds, Irish drinking limerick, and Oktoberfest music. Let the can holder to do the talking for you! It easily snaps into place giving your a secure grip on your drinking can.

Features:
* The Loudmouth Talking Can Holder
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Plays 8 Hilarious Sound Effects
* Batteries Included

Dimensions:
* The Loudmouth Talking Can Holder - 5 1/2" Tall

 

The all-metal construction and chrome finish of this The Classics Call Bell results in a perfect pitch. Durable construction with a non-slip base makes this call bell perfect for reception areas, hotel counters and service counters.

Features:
* The Classic All Metal Call Bell
* High Quality Metal Construction
* Call Bell Makes Perfect Pitch To Be Heard Loud And Clear
* Non-Slip Base
* Chrome Finish

Dimensions:
* The Classic All Metal Call Bell - 3" x 2 1/2" x 2 1/2"

 

Big mistake? No worries. This extra large eraser can handle the biggest of errors. This eraser is pink in color and features the phrase "For Really Big Mistakes" on top of it. This eraser is sure to grab all sorts of attention when people see the size and humor along with it! Makes a great item for home and office.

Dimensions:
* Eraser - It measures 5.75" x 2" x .75"

 

Cool mini camera keychain / keyring makes realistic shutter sounds and flashes light when you press the button. Camera does NOT take pictures! Novelty item only.

Technical Details
* Super Bright LED with realistic Shutter Sound!
* 3 Button Cell Batteries Included!
* Novelty item. Camera does not take pictures.

 

Spy Glasses
Wondering what's going on behind your back?

These nifty 50s-60s style sunglasses will let you see what's going on in front of you while also seeing what's going on behind you. Perfect for paranoid types or anyone who hates having people (or animals) coming up behind them.

Is that guy at the desk behind you making rude faces behind your back? You'll know soon enough with these super spy shades.The key is the mirrors along the outside of the lenses that let you see behind you.

Black plastic frames. Lenses are rated UV400 and meet ANSI Z80.3 general purpose UV requirements.

 

A great place to store all those cigarette butts you have! This Ass Tray Ashtray is made of ceramic and black in color with a miniature "Ass" in the middle of it. The bottom of the ashtray also features the comical phrase "Ass Tray." The outside rim features four grooved slots to rest individual cigarettes. Everyone will love to use this ashtray as they enjoy the humor that comes along with it. This ashtray also makes a great gift idea too!

Features:
* Ass Tray Ashtray
* Made Of Ceramic
* Miniature Ass In Middle Of Ashtray
* Grooved Slots For Cigarette Placement

Dimensions:
* Ass Tray Ashtray - 4 1/2" Diameter

 

A fun and addicting slot machine toy with a different look. This slot machine is made to look like a western cowboy. Simplly pull his arm and watch the reels spin and try to get matching symbols. This toy requires no coins and does not give out coins if you get matching symbols. It is simply a toy to play with when your bored. Try to best to match the symbols, it is so addicting! Makes a great desk item for your home or office and a perfect gift idea for the avid gambler you know.

Features:
* The Original One Armed Bandit Slot Machine Toy
* Pull Arm To Watch Reels Spin To Get Matching Symbols
* Design And Shape Of A Western Cowboy
* Can Be Left Stationary On Its Own Base For Standing
* Does Not Require Coins And Does Not Pay Coins When You Match Symbols
* So Addicting You Cant Put It Down

Dimensions:
* The Original One Armed Bandit Slot Machine Toy - 7"

 

A great way to add even a little sex appeal to your light switch in any room. This Busty Babe Light Switch Cover is made of plastic and features a Busty Babe arms spread open. A slot is cleverly placed where her bust is so that you can use her boobs to turn your light switch on and off. This makes a great gag gift and is sure to catch everyones attention.

Features:
* Busty Babe Light Switch Cover
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* When Installed Use Her Boobs To Turn Your Light Switch On And Off
* Fits Any Standard Single Pole Light Switch

Dimensions:
* Busty Babe Light Switch Cover - 11" x 6"

 

This Giant Martini Glass will get the party started! You'll be "shaken" and "stirred" after drinking this extra large martini glass that holds up to 26 ounces! A great addition to any party occassion!

Features:
* Giant Martini Glass
* Made Of High Quality Glass
* Can Hold 26oz
* Great For Parties
* Comes In A Custom Gift Box

Dimensions:
* Giant Martini Glass - 9" x 5 3/4"

 

If you like to enjoy a cold one (or two) while you watch the big game at home, you'll want this giant beer glass that can hold up to 5 beers, so you'll be able watch the game without making multiple trips to the 'fridge. This glass was clearly designed by a couch potato efficiency expert.

Features:
* Giant Beer Glass
* Made Of High Quality Glass
* Can Hold Five Beers
* Great For Sporting Events And Parties
* Comes In A Custom Gift Box

Dimensions:
* Giant Beer Glass - 11 1/2" x 3 3/4"

 

Use it yourself or leave it laying around for a hilarious prank. When you click the button on the top of the pen, it lets out one of six disgusting sounds! Twist the bottom and it functions as a real working pen. It's a great addition to any office or home.

Features:
* The Rude And Crude Disgusting Sounds Pen
* Speaks Six Disgusting Sounds
* Batteries Included

Speaks Six Disgusting Sounds:
* Fart
* Squeaky Fart
* Burp
* Snort/Lougie
* Vomit
* Dry Heaves

Dimensions:
* The Rude And Crude Disgusting Sounds Pen - 5 1/2"

 

Who's trying to steal those cookies? They'll never get away with it! If the biohazard symbol doesn't scare them away, the noise will!
Light sensitive alarm sounds a loud warning and starts the red light spinning when lid is lifted. Not just for treats; stash anything you want left alone!

Features:
* Toxic Waste Alarm Cookie Tin Jar
* Motion Switch On Lid Detects When Opened
* Flashing Light And Realistic Warning Siren
* Lid Is Removable For Cleaning And Refilling
* Cookie Tin Is Dishwasher Safe
* Requires 2 "AAA" Batteries (Included)

Dimensions:
* Toxic Waste Alarm Cookie Tin Jar - 8" x 5"

 

Do your friends and family a favor by getting them this ass/face sponge. Now, they'll never get their ass and faces mixed up again. Each side of the sponge is labeled in big letters so that there will not be any question as to where to use it. Give this sponge as a gift and watch the laughs arise as the revealing of your gift occurs.

Features:
* Ass/Face Bath Sponge
* Ass And Face Printed On Opposite Side Of Sponge
* Makes A Great Novelty Gag Gift

Dimensions:
* Ass/Face Bath Sponge - 6 1/2" x 4"

 

A great way to watch the big game will enjoying your favorite drinks all at once! This Football Drinking Helmet is made in the design and shape of an actual football helmet with holders on each side to hold the can drinks. Tubes from both cans come together through the top and into the helmet and right into your mouth! A great way to drink hands free. The inside of the helmet is padded with foam cushion for ultimate comfort.

Features:
* Football Drinking Helmet For Beer Or Soda
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Holds Two Can Beverages
* Foam Padded Inserts For Comfort
* Comes In A One Size Fits Most With Adjustable Head Strap Inside Helmet
* Comes In Two Colors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)

Dimensions:
* Football Drinking Helmet For Beer Or Soda - 12" x 15"

 

Bind yourself or bind your partner with these fun Furry Metal Love Cuffs. Suited for light play or as a gag gift for bachelor or bachelorette parties, they are both easily locked and unlocked, including an open release switch for safety. Covered in fur, these handcuffs will provide some extra comfort for the wearer.

Features:
* Furry Metal Love Cuffs
* Made Out Of High Quality Metal With Fur
* Comes With One Pair Of Furry Metal Love Cuffs And One Pair Of Keys
* Come In Two Styles (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
* Great Idea For A Party Favor Or Gag Gift

Dimensions:
* Furry Metal Love Cuffs - One Size Fits All

 

It may look like a regular ink pen, but press the button to try and write and you will find out quickly this is not your average writing utensil! This novelty, gag gift pen delivers a quick shock to the writer which startles more than actually hurts. This is intended as a simple, funny and harmless practical joke. It is hysterically funny for the giver and anyone else around, while not so funny to the person holding the pretend pen. Keep one on your desk for "special occasions", but remember it's there so you don't shock yourself!

Features:
* Shocking Gag Pen
* Looks Like A Real Pen But When You Push The Top It Shocks You
* Great Gag Gift For Any Occassion

Dimensions:
* Shocking Gag Pen - 6"

 

The ultimate accessory for playtime, costumes, and any other party occasions! These Real Working Handcuffs With Keys are made out of metal and feature a real pair of working keys. There are so much you can do with them that the possibilites are endless!

Features:
* Real Working Handcuffs With Keys
* Made Out Of High Quality Metal
* Comes With A Pair Of Real Working Keys
* One Size Fits All

Dimensions:
* Real Working Handcuffs With Keys - One Size Fits All

 

The Gray Gentleman's Mustache is a great theatrical disguise for your English Man costume. This costume facial hair is great for a 19th century Halloween costume or a proper gentleman costume. Grey in color and proper in design, the Gentleman Mustache is a very sophistcated and classy mustache piece that features self adhesive for easy wear.

Features:
* Gentleman's Gray Mustache
* Made Out Of High Quality Synthetic Fiber
* Self Adhesive Back For Easy Application
* Great For Costumes

Dimensions:
* Gentleman's Gray Mustache - 5" x 1 1/2"

 

It's a mustache party in a package! Great for group get togethers and for providing so Movember mojo, these moustache party sets include 6 different colors and styles as featured. Great for English butlers and gentlemen, chauffeurs, cowboys, villains, and more! This party kit makes a great addition for any costume party too!

Features:
* Mustache Party Kit - 6 Pack
* Made Of High Quality Synthetic Fiber
* Self Adhesive Back For Easy Application
* Great For Costumes

Dimensions:
* Mustache Party Kit - 6 Pack - Range From 2 1/2" x 3 1/2"

 

The Denture Bottle Opener chomps the caps off the bottles of your favorite beverage. Use these teeth and save your own. Made out of a strong and durable plastic and painted to look like a real pair of dentures! Watch everyones expression when you start to use it! It is sure to bring tons of laughter to any party occasion.

Features:
* Denture Bottle Opener
* Made Of Stron Durable Plastic And Painted To Look Like Real Dentures
* Bottle Opener Slot In Middle Of Dentures

Dimensions:
* Denture Bottle Opener - 3" x 1 1/2"

 

Have an executive decision that you want to remember or to tell someone? Then these sticky notes are perfect for you! These sticky notes feature an image of President Barack Obama with his hand raised and a though bubble above him to write down your note. These sticky notes are sure to get any message across and are sure to create some laughs as well. Makes a great desk item for your home or office.

Features:
* Barack Obama Sticky Notes
* Design And Shape Of Barack Obama With Though Bubble
* Great For Home Or Office
* Contains 200 Sheets

Dimensions:
* Barack Obama Sticky Notes - 6 1/2" x 5"

 

Bop Obama Punching Bag. Love him or hate him, you'll go crazy over our hilarious 54 inch tall punching bag. Made from extra thick Vinyl, the Bop Obama ships flat. All you have to do is inflate him, and fill the durable built in pillow in the base with water or sand. Whack him in the head, and he falls over, but he jumps right back up! Hilarious fun for everyone!

Features:
* Barack Obama Inflatable Punching Bag
* Made Out Of High Quality Vinyl Material
* Inflate And Fill Base With Water Or Sand

Dimensions:
* Barack Obama Inflatable Punching Bag - 54" Tall

 

Leave someone a note or reminder that is sure to get their attention. Let these sticky notes do your talking for you. These sticky notes come in a variety of styles and designs. These sticky notes are sure to get any message across and are sure to create some laughs as well. Makes a great desk item for your home or office.

Features:
* Humorous Sticky Notes
* Come In Different Styles (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
* Great For Home Or Office
* Contains 200 Sheets

Dimensions:
* Up Yours Sticky Notes - 5 7/8" x 4 1/2"
* Barack Obama Sticky Notes - 6 1/2" x 5"
* Spilled Coffee Sticky Notes - 7" x 5 3/4"

 

Like & Dislike Stamps Set! Preloaded with enough ink for 5,000 assertions, the stamps give you the ability to emphatically thwack your opinion on tangible objects in the real world. Second season of LOST on DVD? Dislike! Sarah Palin on the cover of US Magazine? Dislike! Cease and desist letters? Dislike! Parking tickets? Dislike! The fun never ends! Makes a great addition for home or office to truly voice your opinion.

Features:
* Like And Dislike Stamp Set
* Self-Inking Stamps Good For Up To 5,000 Assertions
* Made Of High Quality Plastic

Dimensions:
* Like And Dislike Stamp Set - 3" x 2 1/2" x 1 1/2"

 

A little milk with that coffee? What better place to get fresh milk than right from the teat? This Boob Shaped Creamer Dispenser is sure to be a crowd pleaser at breakfast. This creamer is made of ceramic and allows you to pour milk or cream straight from the nipple. Watch everyones reaction right when you begin to use it!

Features:
* Made Of Ceramic
* Boob Shaped Creamer Mug
* Pour Milk Right From The Nipple

Dimensions:
* Boob Shaped Creamer Mug - 5" x 5"

 

Finally a solution to stop those annoying telemarkreters once and for all. This Telephone Teaser Sound Machine is packed with twenty-five hilarious expressions and sound effects to irritate and annoy any unwated callers! The built in speaker located on the front is even decorated with a phone with a cross out across it. Now you can finally get the last laugh. This makes a great gag gift idea that anyone can enjoy.

Features:
* The Telephone Teaser Sound Machine
* Contains 25 Hilarious Expressions And Sound Effects
* Built In Speaker
* Batteries Included

Speaks 25 Hilarious Expressions And Sound Effects:
* I'm Sorry You Are An Annoying Pestering Telemarketer Please Hang Up And Quit Your Job, Fax Machine Tone, Chinese Food Takeout Restaurant, Hello Frankie It's Your Mother, The Number You Have Reached Has Changed The New Number is 1-800-Kiss My Butt, Dial Tone, Go Fuck Yourself And Your Mother You Cock Sucking Mother Fucking Low Life Sack Of Shit, Hello I Already Have An Internet Provider, Your Going To Have To Bare With Me Please I Have A Problem With My Short Term Memory, This Call Requires A 25 cent Deposit Please Deposit 25 cents Now, Directory Assistance What City Please?, Chinese Language Conversation, How You Know My Name Don't Call Here Anymore Comprende?, Busy Tone, Old Lady Talking To Herself, You Have Reached Dr. Ryans Proctology Clinic 24 Hour Service If Your Head Is Stuck Up Your Ass Please Press 1, Hysterical Laughing, North American Air Defense Readiness Center Sargeant Marone Speaking State Your Emergency Please, Phone Ringing Tone, Warning You Are In Violation Of Federal Law This Number Is Registered With The National Do Not Call List You Have Been Reported, I'm Sorry Im Taking A Dump Right Now, I'm Sorry This Isn't A Good Time Right Now I'm About To Milk My Cats, Droscos Chicken And Biscuits Whats Your Fancy?, Hello My Name Is Jimmy Whats Your Name? I Like To Eat Pancakes Do You Got Any Pancake?, Were Sorry Your Call Could Not Be Completed As Dialed Please Check The Number And Dial Again.

Dimensions:
* The Telephone Teaser Sound Machine - 4 1/2" x 2 1/2"

 

It's almost too good to be true! The Perfect Woman Sound Machine is complete with twenty-five sexy, sassy, and fun expressions that are sure to grab your attention, all at the press of a button. The built in speaker located on the front is even decorated in a pair of lips for extra appeal. Makes a great gag gift idea!

Features:
* The Perfect Woman Sound Machine
* Contains 25 Sexy, Sassy, And Fun Expressions
* Built In Speaker
* Batteries Included

Speaks 25 Sexy, Sassy, And Fun Expressions:
* After Breakfast Would You Like A Blowjob?, I Brought The Garbage Out And Mowed The Lawn You Take A Nap Now, It's A Nice Day Go Play Golf I'll Have Other Birthdays, Welcome Home Honey Sex? Blowjob? Or Just A Handjob?, Your Right She Is Hot, I Made You A Nice Plate Of Bacon For A Snack Sweetheart, Yes Backdoor Lovin Sounds Fantastic, Those Sweats Make You Look Sexy As Hell, So You Left The Seat Up I Fell In The Toilet Again But Its Like A Bath For My Ass, Those Asshole Cops How Were You Supposed To Know She Was An Undercover Officer, Sure Go To Vegas Have Fun What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas, I Told My Mother To Mind Her Own Business And Stop Calling Here So Much, Lets Sell My Grandmothers Jewelry And Buy You That Boat, Its Just An Anniversary Im Not Upset You Forgot Again This Year Lets Just Go And Have Sex, Lay On Your Back And Let Me Pleasure You Foreplay Is Way Overrated, Definately Get A New Plasma TV For The Kitchen, I Bookmarked All Your Favorite Porn Sites Babe, Can You Please Call Out Sick And Have Sex With Me All Day?, You Want Me To Make You A Meatloaf In My Bra And Panties? Sure No Problem, That Was Great Honey I Dont Feel Like Cuddling Either Goodnight, Your Boss Sounds So Mean Quit That Stupid Job I Can Work More Overtime And Get A Third Job, She Thinks Your Hot Too And Its Not Cheating Since Shes My Sister, Use My Credit Card To Play Poker Online I Just Got A Credit Increase Anyway, You Silly Billy Did You Do A Toot Toot?, I Dont Want To Talk About My Day I Just Want To Make You Dinner And Then Bang Your Brains Out.

Dimensions:
* The Perfect Woman Sound Machine - 4 1/2" x 2 1/2"

 

Think of this Filthy, Rude, Sound Machine as a drunken sailor of old - full of obscenities, ready to let them fly at a moment's notice! Complete with twenty-five unique vulgarities and a big middle finger across the front, this Filthy, Rude, Vile, Disgusting, Vulgar, Offensive, Obnoxious, Disgraceful, Foul-Mouthed Swearing Sound Machine has absolutely no shame, so it's totally up to you when to let it go - use this novelty gift at your own risk! The phrases spoken by this machine contain VERY strong language that may be offensive to some.

Features:
* The Filthy, Rude, Sound Machine
* Contains 25 Unique And Vulgar Sayings At The Push Of A Button
* Built In Speaker
* Batteries Included

Speaks 25 Unique And Vulgar Sayings:
* Fuck You, Fuck Off You Hairy Nip Bitch, Swallow My Baby Batter, Dumbass, Fatass Wanker, Fat Fucking Bastard, Shit For Brains, Cocksucker, Hair Cunt, You Low Life Piece Of Shit, Fucking Dickhead, You Smell Like Donkey Shit, Your A Douchebag, Lick My Nutsack, Shut Your Piehole Bitch, Motherfucker, Fat Hairy Zit Covered Asshole, Syphilis Coated Cum Bubble, Teabagging Twat, You Should Just Smile And Blow Me, Your A Shit Stained Asswipe, Go Fuck Your Mother, Cumdumpster, Cum Guzzling Fat Ugly Whore, Your A Dirty Fucking Whore

Dimensions:
* The Filthy, Rude, Sound Machine - 4 1/2" x 2 1/2"

 

You don't have to reside in the backwoods to appreciate the humor. A great conversation piece, whatever your pleasure, from wine to white lightning. Even his beer takes on "extra classy" redneck style when sipped from this glass. This RedNek Wine Glass is made of glass and features a mason jar top with screw on lid. No two are exactly like! Wine-Down Redneck Style!

Features:
* Your redneck friends will envy this extra classy wineglass
* Mini mason jar stemware comes with screw on lid
* Handmade, no two exactly alike.
* Handwash Only

Dimensions:
* RedNek Wine Glass - 9" tall, 3" wide
* Holds 16oz