This corkscrew is inspired by the Day of the Dead holiday in Mexico. Every year Mexicans celebrate the lives of loved ones who are no longer with us. They do so with offerings of food and drink. Sugar Skulls are part of this tradition and is the imagery behind of the Day of the Dead Corkscrew. With its unique design and sturdy metal construction it is a great addition for any occassion that involves a bottle of wine!
Features:
* Kikkerland Day Of The Dead Corkscrew
* Made Of High Quality Metal
* Double Lever, Standard Spiral, And Cap Lifter For Easy Cork Extraction
Dimensions:
* Kikkerland Day Of The Dead Corkscrew - 8" x 3" x 1 1/2"
A great way to freshen up with a nice minty spray after you have just performed the act. Simply just use the spray in your mouth for instant freshness. This also makes a great gag gift for any sort of adult party too!
Features:
* BJ Spray - Before And After Minty Mouth Refresher
* Comes In A Metal Spray Bottle
* Spearmint Flavor
* Spray Into Mouth For Instant Freshness
Dimensions:
* BJ Spray - Before And After Minty Mouth Refresher - 4 1/4"
Sit back, relax and fall into a giant donut! Imagine yourself on a tropical island, just like the one that's obviously not Photoshop'd into our picture. You’re surrounded by waves and warmth and there's a refreshing beverage in your hand! Don't waste any more of your valuable time with those small boring inner tubes that don't look like a delicious snack! Our totally sweet Gigantic Donut Pool Float is way too cool to pass up! It'll be sweet to you and keep you comfortably floating!
Features:
* The Gigantic Donut Inflatable Pool Float
* Made Of High Quality Extra Thick Vinyl
* Bright Vibrant Colors
Dimensions:
* The Gigantic Donut Inflatable Pool Float - 4' Diameter
* Center Inner Hole - 18"
Get your grill on! Our unique camouflage grilling apron holds everything a real man could want or need for an afternoon of fun. Holds 6 beverage cans or bottles, comes with a built in can opener, and more pockets then he could ever need. Made from 100% cotton, one size fits all, fully adjustable length.
Features:
* The Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron
* Made Of High Quality Cotton Fabric
* Holds 6 Canned Beverages, 4 Pockets For Holding Condiments, Built In Bottle Opener, 3 Large Tool Pockets, Salt And Pepper Spice Pockets
* Be Completely Prepared When You Man Your Grilling Station
Features:
* The Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron - One Size Fits All With Adjustable Strap
Most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. With this book safe you can hide your valuables in what looks like an ordinary book - the last place a thief would think to look. This is an actual book with a space in the center cut out and lined with felt so you can hide and protect your valuables.
Features:
* Reluctant Genius - Book Safe
Real Book With Middle Section Cut Out And Lined With Felt
* Looks, Feels, And Weighs Like An Actual Book
Dimensions:
* Reluctant Genius - Book Safe - 9 1/2" x 6 1/2"
* Cut Out Section - 7 1/2" x 4 1/2" x 1 1/2"
Most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. With this book safe you can hide your valuables in what looks like an ordinary book - the last place a thief would think to look. This is an actual book with a space in the center cut out and lined with felt so you can hide and protect your valuables.
Features:
* It's Not All About Money - Book Safe
* Real Book With Middle Section Cut Out And Lined With Felt
* Looks, Feels, And Weighs Like An Actual Book
Dimensions:
* It's Not All About Money - Book Safe - 9 1/2" x 6 1/2"
* Cut Out Section - 7 1/2" x 4 1/2" x 1 1/2"
Fun Robot Corkscrew opens your bottle with ease. This double lever corkscrew features a standard spiral and a cap lifter for easy cork withdrawal. Made from durable stainless steel.
Features:
* Robot Corkscrew
* Made Of High Quality Stainless Steel
* Fun And Clever Robot Design
* Double Lever Corkscrew
* Use The Robots Mouth As A Bottle Opener
Our Sunny Outlook Solar Owl keeps a watch over you! Just place him in a sunny spot or any bright light and he'll begin to swivel his head from side to side!
Features:
* Sunny Outlook Solar Powered Head Spinning Owl
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Head Swivels From Side To Side
* Requires No Batteries, Just Place In Any Area With Bright Light
Dimensions:
* Sunny Outlook Solar Powered Head Spinning Owl - 3 3/4"
Make people laugh while drinking your beverage! When you sip your favorite drink, the liquid swirls around and fills up the lenses before getting to your mouth. It's goofy and hilarious! Great for kids and fun for adults.
Features:
* Super Sip N' Swirl Silly Straw Glasses
* Made Of High Quality Plastic And Straw Tubing
* Liquids Swirl And Fill The Len Glasses Of The Glasses Before Getting To Your Mouth
Dimensions:
* Super Sip N' Swirl Silly Straw Glasses - Sizes In Length Vary
Can You Imagine greeting your friends & guests at the front door and telling them that, before entering, they must go through a security check –and YOU are in charge of security? Can You Imagine pulling out your security scanner and passing it over their bodies, choosing when the scanner “goes off”. Its built-in lights and sound effect getting increasingly faster as you scan over certain parts of their bodies. Watch their faces as the party begins at your front door!
Features:
* Can You Imagine Hand Held Party Scanner
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* The Hidden Activation Button Puts You In Control
* Electronic Light Ring
* Built In Sound Effects
* Proective Wrist Strap
* Requires 3 "AAA" Batteries (Not Included)
Dimensions:
* Can You Imagine Hand Held Party Scanner - 16" x 6 1/2"
Men, don't you wish there was an easy way to get what you really want in life? Like getting your woman to stop nagging you about taking out the garbage, or maybe getting her to put down her rolling pin and get you a fresh beer already? I mean come on, your beer bottle has been empty for a whole 10 seconds already! The Ultimate Man's Remote Control features twelve command buttons that allow men to let the women in their life really know what they are thinking! With command button selections such as Mute, Beer, Nap, and Disrobe you will have no problem letting this remote do all the talking for you! The Ultimate Man's Remote Control makes a perfect gag gift for any man's Bachelor Party, Over the Hill Celebration, Birthday Present, or Stocking Stuffer!
Features:
* Ultimate Man's Remote Control With Talking Sounds
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Let Your Remote Do The Talking With 12 Commands
* Batteries Included
Dimensions:
* Ultimate Man's Remote Control With Talking Sounds - 5"
Real working Laser Pointer Gun. Has a two triggres in the middle one that causes the shock when unsuspecting victims push it to turn on the laser pointer and one that actually operates the laser pointer.
Unlike those found elsewhere, this is a REAL working laser pointer gun, which adds to the fun! Approximately 3" in length.
Shock Laser Pointer Gun is not recomended for adults over 60, children under 6 or anyone with a heart condition
Known for their popularity during the Soccer World Cup, the Vuvuzela's popularity has gone global. This keychain is a miniature version of the Vuvuzela but still packs the same loud noise capability. Simply hold it up to your mouth and blow into it to make an unbelievably loud noise! Great for parties, sporting events, and more!
Features:
* Mini Vuvuzela Noisemaker Keychain
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Keychain Attachment For Transportation Ability
* Unbelievably Loud
* Comes In Two Colors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
Dimensions:
* Mini Vuvuzela Noisemaker Keychain - 3 3/4"
Instant relief for airport stress! This is one funny, and over-sized stress doll, standing five and a half inches tall, and extra wide. Squeeze, squash, crush, bang or kick TSA Agent Barney and avoid ending up in airport jail for assaulting a Federal employee! “It’s not a grope, it’s a freedom pat.”
Features:
* Anger Management TSA Employee Stress Doll
* Made Of High Quality Squeezable Material
* Great For Relieving Stress
* Design And Shape Of A TSA Employee
A must have for the person who truly appreciates dashboard humor! This desktop dancer features a figure of a fisherman on a boat with a fish on his line and a drink in his hand. The base features an adhesive that makes it stick to any surface. As you drive around watch as it playfully bounces back and forth.
Features:
* Gone Fishin' Desktop Dancer
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Sticky Adhesive To Keep It In Place On Any Surface
A must have for the person who truly appreciates dashboard humor! This desktop dancer features a figure of a shark with its mouth wide open with human legs sticking out of it. The base features an adhesive that makes it stick to any surface. As you drive around watch as it playfully bounces back and forth.
Features:
* Man-Eating Shark Desktop Dancer
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Sticky Adhesive To Keep It In Place On Any Surface
Dimensions:
* Man-Eating Shark Desktop Dancer - 5" x 2"
These retractable ball point syringe pens are shaped like a hypodermic needle, write in black ink and come with a colored liquid inside the body of the pen (liquid is non-toxic). A great gag gift as you watch peoples reaction when they see you write with it!
Features:
* Colored Syringe Pen
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Pen Writes In Black Ink
* Clickable Ballpoint Pen
* Comes In Various Colors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
You’ll always look awake with our Magic Eyes 3D Glasses. Your amazing 3D eyes will stare ahead, even if you are asleep! Each lens contains a two way mirrored Holograph that appears to follow your viewer. The frames are retro round silver specs from the UK. See what is going on around you, but others can not see your eyes. A great party gift and costume novelty.
Features:
* Magic Eyes 3D Holographic Glasses
* Made Out Of High Quality Metal Frames
* Uses Two Way Mirror Holograph To Make Your Eyes Appear To Follow Who Is Watching You
* Great For Parties And Costumes
Dimensions:
* Magic Eyes 3D Holographic Glasses - One Size Fits All
Finally a solution to all your problems. Let The Insta-Shrink Sound Machine be able to diagnose any sort of situation that might be ailing your noggin. This handheld device features 25 hilarious expressions and sayings for any sort of diagnosis. Makes a great gag gift for the home or office and for any constant complainer you know.
Features:
* The Insta-Shrink Sound Machine
* Contains 25 Hilarious Expressions And Sayings
* Built In Speaker
* Batteries Included
Dimensions:
* The Insta-Shrink Sound Machine - 4 1/2" x 2 1/2"
A Talking Mug? We all sometimes want to yell, Shut the @*( Up! We can't because its not appropriate in the workplace, but now you can. Each time you pick up this duckin' mug, it says one of 10 duckin' hilarious swearing duck expressions. Holds about 12 duckin' ounces. The duckin' sound module removes for easy cleanup.
Features:
* Shut The Duck Up Sound Mug
* Made Of High Quality Ceramic
* Says 10 Hilarious Duck Phrases
* Batteries Included
Dimensions:
* Shut The Duck Up Sound Mug - 4 1/2" x 4 1/2"
Angry about the economy? Fed up with the high cost of health-care? Are you looking forward to a new president and Barack Obama's Last Day? Can't wait until 1-29-2013? Count down the hours, minutes and seconds with this desktop countdown clock. The clock is 4 inches wide by 2.5 inches high. Once the clock reaches the milestone, it can be reset to start counting again! Reset it over and over through the year 2099 for years of enjoyment.
Features:
* President Obama's Last Day Countdown Clock
* Count Down The Hours, Minutes, Seconds Until Obama's Last Day
* Countdown Clock Is Reusable For Use For Other Events
* Requires 2 "AA" Batteries (Not Included)
Dimensions:
* President Obama's Last Day Countdown Clock - 4" x 2 1/2"
The Loudmouth Talking Can Holder is comedy in the palm of your hands! Use this can holder to clamp down on any 12 oz. can of beer or soda. The convenient handle offers an easy lift and extra space for bigger hands, but that's not even the best part. 8 buttons line the side of the handle; each button plays a unique and funny sound effect. Expect to hear chants of "Cheers", "Chug! Chug! Chug!", "Beer Here...", and "...Start your drinking!". All of that is in addition to the burps, ringing bell sounds, Irish drinking limerick, and Oktoberfest music. Let the can holder to do the talking for you! It easily snaps into place giving your a secure grip on your drinking can.
Features:
* The Loudmouth Talking Can Holder
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Plays 8 Hilarious Sound Effects
* Batteries Included
Dimensions:
* The Loudmouth Talking Can Holder - 5 1/2" Tall
The all-metal construction and chrome finish of this The Classics Call Bell results in a perfect pitch. Durable construction with a non-slip base makes this call bell perfect for reception areas, hotel counters and service counters.
Features:
* The Classic All Metal Call Bell
* High Quality Metal Construction
* Call Bell Makes Perfect Pitch To Be Heard Loud And Clear
* Non-Slip Base
* Chrome Finish
Dimensions:
* The Classic All Metal Call Bell - 3" x 2 1/2" x 2 1/2"
Big mistake? No worries. This extra large eraser can handle the biggest of errors. This eraser is pink in color and features the phrase "For Really Big Mistakes" on top of it. This eraser is sure to grab all sorts of attention when people see the size and humor along with it! Makes a great item for home and office.
Dimensions:
* Eraser - It measures 5.75" x 2" x .75"
Cool mini camera keychain / keyring makes realistic shutter sounds and flashes light when you press the button. Camera does NOT take pictures! Novelty item only.
Technical Details
* Super Bright LED with realistic Shutter Sound!
* 3 Button Cell Batteries Included!
* Novelty item. Camera does not take pictures.
Spy Glasses
Wondering what's going on behind your back?
These nifty 50s-60s style sunglasses will let you see what's going on in front of you while also seeing what's going on behind you. Perfect for paranoid types or anyone who hates having people (or animals) coming up behind them.
Is that guy at the desk behind you making rude faces behind your back? You'll know soon enough with these super spy shades.The key is the mirrors along the outside of the lenses that let you see behind you.
Black plastic frames. Lenses are rated UV400 and meet ANSI Z80.3 general purpose UV requirements.
A great place to store all those cigarette butts you have! This Ass Tray Ashtray is made of ceramic and black in color with a miniature "Ass" in the middle of it. The bottom of the ashtray also features the comical phrase "Ass Tray." The outside rim features four grooved slots to rest individual cigarettes. Everyone will love to use this ashtray as they enjoy the humor that comes along with it. This ashtray also makes a great gift idea too!
Features:
* Ass Tray Ashtray
* Made Of Ceramic
* Miniature Ass In Middle Of Ashtray
* Grooved Slots For Cigarette Placement
A fun and addicting slot machine toy with a different look. This slot machine is made to look like a western cowboy. Simplly pull his arm and watch the reels spin and try to get matching symbols. This toy requires no coins and does not give out coins if you get matching symbols. It is simply a toy to play with when your bored. Try to best to match the symbols, it is so addicting! Makes a great desk item for your home or office and a perfect gift idea for the avid gambler you know.
Features:
* The Original One Armed Bandit Slot Machine Toy
* Pull Arm To Watch Reels Spin To Get Matching Symbols
* Design And Shape Of A Western Cowboy
* Can Be Left Stationary On Its Own Base For Standing
* Does Not Require Coins And Does Not Pay Coins When You Match Symbols
* So Addicting You Cant Put It Down
Dimensions:
* The Original One Armed Bandit Slot Machine Toy - 7"
A great way to add even a little sex appeal to your light switch in any room. This Busty Babe Light Switch Cover is made of plastic and features a Busty Babe arms spread open. A slot is cleverly placed where her bust is so that you can use her boobs to turn your light switch on and off. This makes a great gag gift and is sure to catch everyones attention.
Features:
* Busty Babe Light Switch Cover
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* When Installed Use Her Boobs To Turn Your Light Switch On And Off
* Fits Any Standard Single Pole Light Switch
This Giant Martini Glass will get the party started! You'll be "shaken" and "stirred" after drinking this extra large martini glass that holds up to 26 ounces! A great addition to any party occassion!
Features:
* Giant Martini Glass
* Made Of High Quality Glass
* Can Hold 26oz
* Great For Parties
* Comes In A Custom Gift Box
If you like to enjoy a cold one (or two) while you watch the big game at home, you'll want this giant beer glass that can hold up to 5 beers, so you'll be able watch the game without making multiple trips to the 'fridge. This glass was clearly designed by a couch potato efficiency expert.
Features:
* Giant Beer Glass
* Made Of High Quality Glass
* Can Hold Five Beers
* Great For Sporting Events And Parties
* Comes In A Custom Gift Box
Use it yourself or leave it laying around for a hilarious prank. When you click the button on the top of the pen, it lets out one of six disgusting sounds! Twist the bottom and it functions as a real working pen. It's a great addition to any office or home.
Features:
* The Rude And Crude Disgusting Sounds Pen
* Speaks Six Disgusting Sounds
* Batteries Included
Who's trying to steal those cookies? They'll never get away with it! If the biohazard symbol doesn't scare them away, the noise will!
Light sensitive alarm sounds a loud warning and starts the red light spinning when lid is lifted. Not just for treats; stash anything you want left alone!
Features:
* Toxic Waste Alarm Cookie Tin Jar
* Motion Switch On Lid Detects When Opened
* Flashing Light And Realistic Warning Siren
* Lid Is Removable For Cleaning And Refilling
* Cookie Tin Is Dishwasher Safe
* Requires 2 "AAA" Batteries (Included)
Dimensions:
* Toxic Waste Alarm Cookie Tin Jar - 8" x 5"
Do your friends and family a favor by getting them this ass/face sponge. Now, they'll never get their ass and faces mixed up again. Each side of the sponge is labeled in big letters so that there will not be any question as to where to use it. Give this sponge as a gift and watch the laughs arise as the revealing of your gift occurs.
Features:
* Ass/Face Bath Sponge
* Ass And Face Printed On Opposite Side Of Sponge
* Makes A Great Novelty Gag Gift
A great way to watch the big game will enjoying your favorite drinks all at once! This Football Drinking Helmet is made in the design and shape of an actual football helmet with holders on each side to hold the can drinks. Tubes from both cans come together through the top and into the helmet and right into your mouth! A great way to drink hands free. The inside of the helmet is padded with foam cushion for ultimate comfort.
Features:
* Football Drinking Helmet For Beer Or Soda
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Holds Two Can Beverages
* Foam Padded Inserts For Comfort
* Comes In A One Size Fits Most With Adjustable Head Strap Inside Helmet
* Comes In Two Colors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
Dimensions:
* Football Drinking Helmet For Beer Or Soda - 12" x 15"
Bind yourself or bind your partner with these fun Furry Metal Love Cuffs. Suited for light play or as a gag gift for bachelor or bachelorette parties, they are both easily locked and unlocked, including an open release switch for safety. Covered in fur, these handcuffs will provide some extra comfort for the wearer.
Features:
* Furry Metal Love Cuffs
* Made Out Of High Quality Metal With Fur
* Comes With One Pair Of Furry Metal Love Cuffs And One Pair Of Keys
* Come In Two Styles (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
* Great Idea For A Party Favor Or Gag Gift
Dimensions:
* Furry Metal Love Cuffs - One Size Fits All
It may look like a regular ink pen, but press the button to try and write and you will find out quickly this is not your average writing utensil! This novelty, gag gift pen delivers a quick shock to the writer which startles more than actually hurts. This is intended as a simple, funny and harmless practical joke. It is hysterically funny for the giver and anyone else around, while not so funny to the person holding the pretend pen. Keep one on your desk for "special occasions", but remember it's there so you don't shock yourself!
Features:
* Shocking Gag Pen
* Looks Like A Real Pen But When You Push The Top It Shocks You
* Great Gag Gift For Any Occassion
The ultimate accessory for playtime, costumes, and any other party occasions! These Real Working Handcuffs With Keys are made out of metal and feature a real pair of working keys. There are so much you can do with them that the possibilites are endless!
Features:
* Real Working Handcuffs With Keys
* Made Out Of High Quality Metal
* Comes With A Pair Of Real Working Keys
* One Size Fits All
Dimensions:
* Real Working Handcuffs With Keys - One Size Fits All
The Gray Gentleman's Mustache is a great theatrical disguise for your English Man costume. This costume facial hair is great for a 19th century Halloween costume or a proper gentleman costume. Grey in color and proper in design, the Gentleman Mustache is a very sophistcated and classy mustache piece that features self adhesive for easy wear.
Features:
* Gentleman's Gray Mustache
* Made Out Of High Quality Synthetic Fiber
* Self Adhesive Back For Easy Application
* Great For Costumes
Dimensions:
* Gentleman's Gray Mustache - 5" x 1 1/2"
It's a mustache party in a package! Great for group get togethers and for providing so Movember mojo, these moustache party sets include 6 different colors and styles as featured. Great for English butlers and gentlemen, chauffeurs, cowboys, villains, and more! This party kit makes a great addition for any costume party too!
Features:
* Mustache Party Kit - 6 Pack
* Made Of High Quality Synthetic Fiber
* Self Adhesive Back For Easy Application
* Great For Costumes
Dimensions:
* Mustache Party Kit - 6 Pack - Range From 2 1/2" x 3 1/2"
The Denture Bottle Opener chomps the caps off the bottles of your favorite beverage. Use these teeth and save your own. Made out of a strong and durable plastic and painted to look like a real pair of dentures! Watch everyones expression when you start to use it! It is sure to bring tons of laughter to any party occasion.
Features:
* Denture Bottle Opener
* Made Of Stron Durable Plastic And Painted To Look Like Real Dentures
* Bottle Opener Slot In Middle Of Dentures
Have an executive decision that you want to remember or to tell someone? Then these sticky notes are perfect for you! These sticky notes feature an image of President Barack Obama with his hand raised and a though bubble above him to write down your note. These sticky notes are sure to get any message across and are sure to create some laughs as well. Makes a great desk item for your home or office.
Features:
* Barack Obama Sticky Notes
* Design And Shape Of Barack Obama With Though Bubble
* Great For Home Or Office
* Contains 200 Sheets
Bop Obama Punching Bag. Love him or hate him, you'll go crazy over our hilarious 54 inch tall punching bag. Made from extra thick Vinyl, the Bop Obama ships flat. All you have to do is inflate him, and fill the durable built in pillow in the base with water or sand. Whack him in the head, and he falls over, but he jumps right back up! Hilarious fun for everyone!
Features:
* Barack Obama Inflatable Punching Bag
* Made Out Of High Quality Vinyl Material
* Inflate And Fill Base With Water Or Sand
Dimensions:
* Barack Obama Inflatable Punching Bag - 54" Tall
Leave someone a note or reminder that is sure to get their attention. Let these sticky notes do your talking for you. These sticky notes come in a variety of styles and designs. These sticky notes are sure to get any message across and are sure to create some laughs as well. Makes a great desk item for your home or office.
Features:
* Humorous Sticky Notes
* Come In Different Styles (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
* Great For Home Or Office
* Contains 200 Sheets
Dimensions:
* Up Yours Sticky Notes - 5 7/8" x 4 1/2"
* Barack Obama Sticky Notes - 6 1/2" x 5"
* Spilled Coffee Sticky Notes - 7" x 5 3/4"
Like & Dislike Stamps Set! Preloaded with enough ink for 5,000 assertions, the stamps give you the ability to emphatically thwack your opinion on tangible objects in the real world. Second season of LOST on DVD? Dislike! Sarah Palin on the cover of US Magazine? Dislike! Cease and desist letters? Dislike! Parking tickets? Dislike! The fun never ends! Makes a great addition for home or office to truly voice your opinion.
Features:
* Like And Dislike Stamp Set
* Self-Inking Stamps Good For Up To 5,000 Assertions
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
Dimensions:
* Like And Dislike Stamp Set - 3" x 2 1/2" x 1 1/2"
A little milk with that coffee? What better place to get fresh milk than right from the teat? This Boob Shaped Creamer Dispenser is sure to be a crowd pleaser at breakfast. This creamer is made of ceramic and allows you to pour milk or cream straight from the nipple. Watch everyones reaction right when you begin to use it!
Features:
* Made Of Ceramic
* Boob Shaped Creamer Mug
* Pour Milk Right From The Nipple
Finally a solution to stop those annoying telemarkreters once and for all. This Telephone Teaser Sound Machine is packed with twenty-five hilarious expressions and sound effects to irritate and annoy any unwated callers! The built in speaker located on the front is even decorated with a phone with a cross out across it. Now you can finally get the last laugh. This makes a great gag gift idea that anyone can enjoy.
Features:
* The Telephone Teaser Sound Machine
* Contains 25 Hilarious Expressions And Sound Effects
* Built In Speaker
* Batteries Included
Speaks 25 Hilarious Expressions And Sound Effects:
* I'm Sorry You Are An Annoying Pestering Telemarketer Please Hang Up And Quit Your Job, Fax Machine Tone, Chinese Food Takeout Restaurant, Hello Frankie It's Your Mother, The Number You Have Reached Has Changed The New Number is 1-800-Kiss My Butt, Dial Tone, Go Fuck Yourself And Your Mother You Cock Sucking Mother Fucking Low Life Sack Of Shit, Hello I Already Have An Internet Provider, Your Going To Have To Bare With Me Please I Have A Problem With My Short Term Memory, This Call Requires A 25 cent Deposit Please Deposit 25 cents Now, Directory Assistance What City Please?, Chinese Language Conversation, How You Know My Name Don't Call Here Anymore Comprende?, Busy Tone, Old Lady Talking To Herself, You Have Reached Dr. Ryans Proctology Clinic 24 Hour Service If Your Head Is Stuck Up Your Ass Please Press 1, Hysterical Laughing, North American Air Defense Readiness Center Sargeant Marone Speaking State Your Emergency Please, Phone Ringing Tone, Warning You Are In Violation Of Federal Law This Number Is Registered With The National Do Not Call List You Have Been Reported, I'm Sorry Im Taking A Dump Right Now, I'm Sorry This Isn't A Good Time Right Now I'm About To Milk My Cats, Droscos Chicken And Biscuits Whats Your Fancy?, Hello My Name Is Jimmy Whats Your Name? I Like To Eat Pancakes Do You Got Any Pancake?, Were Sorry Your Call Could Not Be Completed As Dialed Please Check The Number And Dial Again.
Dimensions:
* The Telephone Teaser Sound Machine - 4 1/2" x 2 1/2"
It's almost too good to be true! The Perfect Woman Sound Machine is complete with twenty-five sexy, sassy, and fun expressions that are sure to grab your attention, all at the press of a button. The built in speaker located on the front is even decorated in a pair of lips for extra appeal. Makes a great gag gift idea!
Features:
* The Perfect Woman Sound Machine
* Contains 25 Sexy, Sassy, And Fun Expressions
* Built In Speaker
* Batteries Included
Speaks 25 Sexy, Sassy, And Fun Expressions:
* After Breakfast Would You Like A Blowjob?, I Brought The Garbage Out And Mowed The Lawn You Take A Nap Now, It's A Nice Day Go Play Golf I'll Have Other Birthdays, Welcome Home Honey Sex? Blowjob? Or Just A Handjob?, Your Right She Is Hot, I Made You A Nice Plate Of Bacon For A Snack Sweetheart, Yes Backdoor Lovin Sounds Fantastic, Those Sweats Make You Look Sexy As Hell, So You Left The Seat Up I Fell In The Toilet Again But Its Like A Bath For My Ass, Those Asshole Cops How Were You Supposed To Know She Was An Undercover Officer, Sure Go To Vegas Have Fun What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas, I Told My Mother To Mind Her Own Business And Stop Calling Here So Much, Lets Sell My Grandmothers Jewelry And Buy You That Boat, Its Just An Anniversary Im Not Upset You Forgot Again This Year Lets Just Go And Have Sex, Lay On Your Back And Let Me Pleasure You Foreplay Is Way Overrated, Definately Get A New Plasma TV For The Kitchen, I Bookmarked All Your Favorite Porn Sites Babe, Can You Please Call Out Sick And Have Sex With Me All Day?, You Want Me To Make You A Meatloaf In My Bra And Panties? Sure No Problem, That Was Great Honey I Dont Feel Like Cuddling Either Goodnight, Your Boss Sounds So Mean Quit That Stupid Job I Can Work More Overtime And Get A Third Job, She Thinks Your Hot Too And Its Not Cheating Since Shes My Sister, Use My Credit Card To Play Poker Online I Just Got A Credit Increase Anyway, You Silly Billy Did You Do A Toot Toot?, I Dont Want To Talk About My Day I Just Want To Make You Dinner And Then Bang Your Brains Out.
Dimensions:
* The Perfect Woman Sound Machine - 4 1/2" x 2 1/2"
Think of this Filthy, Rude, Sound Machine as a drunken sailor of old - full of obscenities, ready to let them fly at a moment's notice! Complete with twenty-five unique vulgarities and a big middle finger across the front, this Filthy, Rude, Vile, Disgusting, Vulgar, Offensive, Obnoxious, Disgraceful, Foul-Mouthed Swearing Sound Machine has absolutely no shame, so it's totally up to you when to let it go - use this novelty gift at your own risk! The phrases spoken by this machine contain VERY strong language that may be offensive to some.
Features:
* The Filthy, Rude, Sound Machine
* Contains 25 Unique And Vulgar Sayings At The Push Of A Button
* Built In Speaker
* Batteries Included
Speaks 25 Unique And Vulgar Sayings:
* Fuck You, Fuck Off You Hairy Nip Bitch, Swallow My Baby Batter, Dumbass, Fatass Wanker, Fat Fucking Bastard, Shit For Brains, Cocksucker, Hair Cunt, You Low Life Piece Of Shit, Fucking Dickhead, You Smell Like Donkey Shit, Your A Douchebag, Lick My Nutsack, Shut Your Piehole Bitch, Motherfucker, Fat Hairy Zit Covered Asshole, Syphilis Coated Cum Bubble, Teabagging Twat, You Should Just Smile And Blow Me, Your A Shit Stained Asswipe, Go Fuck Your Mother, Cumdumpster, Cum Guzzling Fat Ugly Whore, Your A Dirty Fucking Whore
Dimensions:
* The Filthy, Rude, Sound Machine - 4 1/2" x 2 1/2"
You don't have to reside in the backwoods to appreciate the humor. A great conversation piece, whatever your pleasure, from wine to white lightning. Even his beer takes on "extra classy" redneck style when sipped from this glass. This RedNek Wine Glass is made of glass and features a mason jar top with screw on lid. No two are exactly like! Wine-Down Redneck Style!
Features:
* Your redneck friends will envy this extra classy wineglass
* Mini mason jar stemware comes with screw on lid
* Handmade, no two exactly alike.
* Handwash Only
Barack Obama Toilet Tissue Paper Novelty Gag Joke Presidential Bathroom Roll
This Barack Obama Toilet Paper Roll will transform Barack Obama from the 44th President to the #2 President! A political gift that will wipe 'em up in your next debate! Each roll contains 200 sheets of 3-ply toilet paper. The roll of toilet paper features a black and white image of President Barack Obama on every sheet! Makes a great gag gift and for politcal humor as well.
Features:
* Roll contains 300 sheets
* 3-ply toilet paper
Co-workers annoying you to no end? Is your significant other complaining about every move you make? Well, don't just explode with anger, carry this mug around and show them how much you care about their meaningless problems. This mug is made of ceramic and resembles the shape of an actual grenade. The face of the grenade reads "Complaint Department Please Take A Number." Towards the top of the mug there is a keychain with the number 1 attached to it.
A gag gift in which everyone is a winner! These lotto tickets look so real that the the unsuspecting victim wont be able to know the difference. Each lotto ticket is a different game. The games are "Fish In a Barrel", "Fire & Ice", and "Crazy Eights." Great for tricking your friend for their birthday, holidays, or any other special occasion.
Back of Lotto Ticket Reads:
* Prizes of $1, $5, $50, and $150 may be claimed where tickets are sold
* Prizes of $1,000 and up must be presented to Losers R US, P.O. Box - You have been duped, Big Joke, Idaho
* All prizes must be picked up on your sleigh and fit in your magic bottle
* I hope this has brightened your day. Now back to reality.
* Valid only in your dreams
* Overall Odds - 0 to 1,000,000
The hysterical Toilet Mug is a gross way to enjoy 12 ounces of your favorite steaming pile of coffee, tea, or any brown-tinted liquid! Everyone will know exactly why your breath is unusually sour and smelly when you drink out of this toilet bowl mug. Complete with hand-painted toilet details, co-workers will be dumbfounded, family members disappointed, and dogs jealous when you sip or eat out of this toilet cup! Measures 5.5" x 6.75".
Surprise your family and friends with an unexpected bathroom message - turns an ordinary trip to the bathroom into a laugh filled surprise they'll never forge. Talking Toilet Paper allows you to record (and re-record) a message, music or sound and then have it automatically play back. The recording device is built into a spindle that fits inside a roll of toilet paper (and fits all holders and toilet paper rolls) so that every time the toilet paper ""rolls,"" the recording is played! Simply turn on the unit and press the record button and record up to 6 seconds of sound. The device uses special technology to sense movement of the spindle, which automatically plays back the recording every time the unit moves.
Suggested Sayings:
* "Don't forget to wash your hands!"
* "Please remain seated during the performance."
* "This is a bathroom not a library!"
* "Whoa! Somebody light a match... quick!"
* "We can hear you all the way in the kitchen!"
Features:
* Convenient on/off switch
* Fits in all bathrooms
* Installs in seconds in all standard toilet paper holders
* Plays automatically when people pull the paper
* Product Size : 7"" x 4"" x 2.5""
* Record your own messages over and over
* Requires 2 x ""AAA"" batteries (not included)
When you know your ass is worth more than just any old toilet paper. This toilet paper has giant $100 Bills printed across two squares of toilet paper. And you know you can afford to use two squares of toilet paper when you wipe, because you're worth it.
Drop Some LOOT and Hear Me TOOT!!! Stop leaving those coins on the dresser, in some old water jug tucked away in a closet, or in your car's ashtray. With our hilarious Fanny Bank, saving your pennies will be a real gas! Drop in a coin and hear this bank fart in digital audio. It's so loud and so disgusting, you won't want to stop dropping coins in the crack! This bank is fun, practical and entertaining! And don't worry, you don't have to smash this piggy bank, the coins can be easily removed by sliding off the top of the bank. (Requires 3 AA Batteries, Not Included)
Here it is - the ultimate "Gross out device"!! Carry our unique "Pocket-Disgusting Sounds Machine" in your pocket and gross out friends and strangers - with the simple touch of a button. Great for those awkwardly quiet elevators rides, or while sitting in a rest room stall. The possibilities are limited only to your imagination. Six disgusting sounds include Burp, Puke, Dry Heaves, Loogie Snort, quick Fart, and a long Fart! Batteries Included!
Have you ever needed help getting off the phone with someone? Perhaps a long winded neighbor, or a pesky tele-marketer? Well - we have just the solution for you. Introducing our unique "Pocket - Get off the Phone Excuse Machine". This little device gives you "6" different sounds that will help you out of the tightest spot - and get you off of the phone "fast". Freedom is just "the press of a button" away. Batteries Included!
Excuses:
* STATIC - Just play the static, and say "you're breaking up", it's fast and easy.
* SIREN - Play the siren, and say a cop is behind your car, and hang up.
* BABY CRYING - You say: "I have to go, the baby is crying"
* DOOR BELL - You then say : "I have to go someone is at the door"
* KNOCK..KNOCK...CHINESE FOOD - You say "My lunch delivery is here, I'll talk to you later."
* CAR CRASHING - Play this one, and just hang up. (Perfect for bill collectors.)
With this beer bat, you now have the ability to drink two beers simultaneously with only a fraction of the effort - all while keeping both of your hands free to do other things. When you are not taking swigs, simply squeeze the control valve to stop the flow. Release the valve and repeat. Remember to replace the empties with fresh beers, as necessary. These come in red, Yellow & blue. Can Also be used for other Beverages. Going to a party, football game or do you just want to be the envy of your friends. Just put the beverage of your choice (BEER) in the cup holders, straw in your mouth, sit back an relax and enjoy drinking hands free with your black light responsive hat!. Whatever your choice of beverage may be, its the only way to drink hands free!
We may subsitute color (available in Blue, Red, Black and yellow) choice when color choosen is uavailable.
There is always at least one person in the office who is always mouthing off thinking they know everything or maybe there is a person who is always late or off and makes up the most stupid excuse to get away with it. Help is at hand with this excellent Bullshit Button, simply hit the button to blast out a loud bullshit alert making loudmouth and sick-note shut up and realise what idiots they are!
5 different Bullshit Alerts.
"(Beep) That was bullshit"
"(Siren) Bullshit detected, take precautions"
"Bullshit level defcon 5"
"Oh come on now, that ain't even bullshit, that's horseshit"
"Warning, warning, bullshit alert"
Buzz Magnets are two finely polished, high powered, oval shaped magnets. These super strong magnets are a ton of fun and you can do a lot of cool stunts with them. Toss each magnet into the air and they will create a buzzing sound as they connect. You can also put one magnet on top of your desk and move it around by holding the other magnet underneath the desk. Get your own set of Buzz Magnets and your co-workers won’t be able to resist your magnetic personality. Heck, you might even be asked to go out to lunch with the group. If not, at least you have your magnets to eat lunch with.
It's our Remote Control GIANT RAT! This item is great fun, just press the wireless remote and you can move forward and make him spin in a circle to control the direction you want him to go. If you hold down the spin button he will wildly spin around and around, makes a great game of who will the rat get or spin the rat! This RAT is very large and lifellike, you will make them run through the hallways screaming with this THE GIANT REMOTE CONTROL RAT!
The Redneck Horn Dashboard Stress Reliever is here to save you from some serious road rage or makes a great redneck humor gift! Tired of rude drivers and road-hogs cutting you off, changing lanes without signaling and generally acting like jerks? Looking for a safe and effective stress reliever? Let your redneck horn handle them for you. Simply attach the Redneck Horn to your dash and when you feel the need to scream, just press the big red button. Out comes one of ten “Redneck Insults” in a loud redneck accent sure to make you laugh and feel better fast. Things like, "Hey, (bleep!), who taught you how to drive?" and "Git the (bleep!) outta my way!" Bill Engvall with the Blue Collar Comedy Tour says "It's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time and is going on the dashboard of my truck". A hilarious redneck gift for those who appreciate redneck jokes and redneck humor.
Features:
* Redneck Horn
* Great For Your Dashboard In Your Truck Or Car
* Says 10 Hysterical Redneck Sayings
* Requires 3 "Button Batteries" (Included)
Squeeze the belly of the Redneck Bear if you dare and he'll rattle off one of 8 different hilarious redneck phrases. This Redneck Bear is made out of a super soft plush fabric material and is dressed in overalls with a red hat. The front of his overalls features the phrase "Redneck Bear" stitched onto the front. Makes a great gift for anyone who appreciates Redneck humor!
Features:
* Redneck Bear Talking Plush Toy
* Made Out Of High Quality Plush Material
* Squeeze His Stomach To Hear Him Talk Eight Redneck Phrases
* Batteries Included
Speaks These Phrases:
* My Sister And I Would Like To Invite You To Our Wedding
* I Want To Take A Remote Vacation But I Can Find My Remote
* Me And My Pickup Truck Think You're Sexy
* Hows About I Put On My Best Red Flannel Shirt And We Go Out Dancing Tonight
* My Daddy Used To Walk Me To School, We Used To Be In The Same Grade
* Farts, Mmmm That Was Some Redneck Perfume
* You Would Be The Sexiest Thing On Earth If You Didn't Have All Those Teeth
* Heck If I Knew You Lived In A Trailer Park I Would Have Asked You Out Sooner
* You Remind Me Of The Girl Nextdoor But I Think You Have A Bigger Mustache
Guaranteed to make em laugh! Wiggle your eyebrows and mustache up and down with the Toysmith Wind-Up Funny Face Glasses! Just wind up the tip of your big fake nose to start the funny flapping of your thick black hair. These large classic silly glasses have been a popular toy since the 1940’s. Look smart and funny while wearing our classic Funny Face Windup Specs!
Features:
* Toysmith Wind-Up Funny Face Glasses
* Use The Knob On The Nose To Wind Up And Activate
* Mustache And Eyebrows Wiggle Up and Down
Dimensions:
* Toysmith Wind-Up Funny Face Glasses - 5 1/2" x 6"
Use it yourself or leave it laying around for a hilarious prank. When you click the button on the top of the pen, it lets out one of four insulting, foul-mouthed expressions! Twist the bottom and it functions as a real working pen. It's a great addition to any office or home.
Features:
* The Rude And Crude Swearing Sounds Pen
* Speaks Four Foul Mouthed Phrases
* Batteries Included
Speaks Four Phrases:
* Eat Shit
* Fuck You
* You're An Asshole
* Fucking Jackass
Dimensions:
* The Rude And Crude Swearing Sounds Pen - 5 1/2"
The Musical Piano Tie is the only thing guaranteed to get you back in tune with your work schedule! If you have trouble keeping alert at your 9-to-5, use this piano tie as a way to unwind. Equipped with 8 touch-sensitive notes, the musical tie will give your restless fingers some relief and might even delight the ears of your colleagues. On the box are instructions for playing "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" and "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow," just in case you're a little rusty. The piano tie even features a handy breakaway strap, ideal for those bursts of creativity that may come at any time. Makes a great gift for music teachers and frustrated desk workers.
Features:
* Playable Piano Keyboard With Mini Speaker
* 8 Playable Piano Keys
* On/Off Switch
* Requires 2 "AG13" Button Batteries (Not Included)
Here lies the end of your habits! A great way to put an end to any habits you have to rest. This recordable coffin is made to look and feel like an actual coffin. This coffin has the ability to record up to four 5-second messages. Once the lid of the coffin is opened the sensor inside is activated to play the recorded message. This item makes a great gag gift as you can playfully help you or someone you know finally put a habit to rest.
How It Works:
* Step One - Locate the On/Off and Play Buttons
Locate “on/off ” button (A) on bottom of coffin and ensure it is in the on position. To listen to pre-recorded messages simply press “Play” button (B) located on the side of coffin or lift small lid where Light Sensor (C) will also activate recordings. Messages will automatically cycle from one message to the next when lid is lifted or play button is pressed.
* Step Two - Record Your Message(s)
To personalize your own recorded message, locate the recessed “Reset” button (D) on the bottom and press in with a ballpoint pen or golf tee. You’ll know the pre-recorded messages are reset when you hear the audible “ding”. Record your own messages by pressing and holding in the recessed “Record” button (E) with a ballpoint pen or golf tee. You will hear a second “ding” upon completion of that 5 second segment or when the (E) button is released, whichever comes first. Be sure to begin speaking AFTER you hear the “ding” while holding in the “Record” button (E). Each personalized message has a maximum length of 5 seconds and an audible “ding” will occur once each 5 second segment is complete.
* Step 3 - Test your recorded messages
By pressing the “Play” button (B) on the side of the coffin or by opening the small lid. If you are satisfied with your personalized recordings, no further action is required. To revert back to pre-recorded messages, press the “Reset” button (D) with a ballpoint pen or golf tee. Doing so will erase personalized messages, but it is easy to start over by completing step two again.
Surprise as shock everyone when they get a look at your Jumbo Sized Super Duper Ice Cream Scooper! This ice cream scooper is made of heavy duty plastic and grey in color. It functions the same as any ordinary ice cream scooper but it allows you to scoop 5 scoops of ice cream in a single motion! It also has finger grooves so its comfortable and easy to grip and hold. Its great for parties and ideal for that someone you know who has a HUGE sweet tooth.
Get people all fired up and stomping in the streets like wild, angry, offenders! When they see these realistic Tickets on their windshield, we bet they're gonna be cursing. Each Ticket has an official setup for ultra believability. When the victim starts to read the ticket in tears, they'll be taken back by the insulting and comical insults on the Ticket. You'll be laughing your way to the DMV.
Features:
* 6 Parking Tickets
* Each ticket is dual sided just like an actual ticket
Dimensions:
* Fake Parking Ticket - 4" x 7 1/2"
Violations Read:
* You parked over the line. The car is supposed to go in between the lines stupid.
* You parked in a handicap designated area without a permit. Only a selfish, uncaring jerk would take up a spot designated for a needy disabled person. I hope you break your leg walking back to your car.
* Parking too close to me. I left you a souvenir scratch as a memento of my appreciation.
* Creating your own space. Yes we know that only rules apply to us human beings as opposed to selfish pigs like you.
* Taking up two parking spaces. I hope you will enjoy the key marks I left you.
A great way to show some humor while you leave a message for someone. This note pad is in the shape of a pair of balls and features the phrase "Someone Had The Balls To Call You" across the top. Below that are lines so you can write down a brief message. These sticky notes are sure to get any message across and are sure to create some laughs as well. Makes a great desk item for your home or office.
Features:
* Had The Balls Note Pad
* Self Removable Stick Notes
* Great For Home And Office
Want to really say what is on your mind? Do you have endless faxes, lame memo's and other annoying paperwork cluttering up your desk? The next time your pompous boss or pesky customer drops you a note, stamp it with a Sarcastic Stamp and let them know what you really feel.
Features:
* Sarcastic Stamps
* Refillable
* Come In Different Styles (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
* Great For Home Or Office
Is your friend wishing they brought their camera with them to document the day? Why not hand them your "special" disposable camera. They will be so excited their photography plans can be fulfilled...until they go to take a photo and receive an electric shock!
A treasury of hilarity from one of America's favorite radio shows. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, "Where is the bar tender?" Drum roll. The Fifth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first four were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With 362 new jokes (more or less), the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone-fans of the radio show or not-will enjoy.
Features:
* Over 362 jokes
* Soft cover book
* 367 pages
* New 5th edition
This electronic gadget provides 20 practical sounds for every occassion you could possibly think of! Create hilarious scenarios and be the life of any party. The sound bites gadget features all the buttons on the front and is compact enough to fit in any pocket.
Features 20 Sound Effects:
* Bed Springs
* Soap Opera Drama
* Charge!
* Whistle
* Too Bad, So Sad
* Burp
* Car Crash
* Uh Oh!
* Applause
* Bomb
* Register
* Fart
* Fax Machine
* Glass Breaking
* Lol!
* Bang!
* Music
* Siren
* Drum Roll
* Vomit
This 4" pal will take all the squeezing and squishing you can dish out and never lose his smile. Sold individually. Available in an assortment of colors only.
Drop a deposit into this bank and you'll be flushing money down the toilet. Literally! This bank looks just like your favorite seat in the house and makes an authentic "flushing" noise when you flush the handle. Lots of fun and laughs! The Toilet Bank measures 5.5" Wide and 6.75" High.
When the end of this cigar comes in contact with someone's lips it automatically lights up. When removed, it slowly fades out giving the appearance that someone is actually smoking. Extremely realistic. A great theatre prop. Batteries included.
These tickets are an absolute riot! A great way to show an inconsiderate motorist what you think of them. Slap one on the windshield of rude parkers, co-workers and neighbors, they will think they received a real parking ticket. Also, these tickets are fun to use on your family / friends as a joke. Just put one on their car right before they are about to leave, it?s so funny to watch them run out to the car thinking they have received a real parking ticket. These tickets are of very high quality, each ticket is printed on thick card stock. Tickets measure approximately 7'' high by 3.25'' wide.
There is always at least one person in the office who is always mouthing off thinking they know everything or maybe there is a person who is always late or off and makes up the most stupid excuse to get away with it. Help is at hand with this excellent Bullshit Button, simply hit the button to blast out a loud bullshit alert making loudmouth and sick-note shut up and realise what idiots they are!
7 different Bullshit Alerts.
* Bullshit Alert - Bullshit Alert!
* Everybody Put On Your Helmet Bullshit Is Being Flung!
* What A Crock Of Bullshit!
* If Bullshit Were Money You'd Be A Millionaire!
* Step Right Up And Get Your Bullshit Here!
* Now That Was Grade A Bullshit!
* If It Gets Any Deeper In Here, I'll Need A Latter To Climb Out!
Everyone always dreads tax season, now you can finally have the last laugh when it arrives. This novelty toilet paper features images of tax forms on each sheet printed throughout the entire roll. This gag toilet paper is a fully functional roll and is sure to create quite the joke and conversations when others witness it!
Features:
* Roll contains 200 sheets
* 3-ply toilet paper
This handy device concealed in your pocket at a moments notice just press one of the six buttons that will emit a LOUD hilarious Farting Sound! It is our smallest remote fart machine device all on a keychain. Dr. Fart is a sure embarrassment when you are in a crowded room , dinner table or elevator. Click on AUDIO/VISUAL Link to Hear Samples of Farting Sounds
Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power?packed, super?concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt?crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part?your?hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts.
The next time you have the urge for a funny prank or if you just need to get the party started, reach for a bottle of Liquid ASS.
Lookin for a little gag to play on your friends. Why not go with the tried and true. The one that never fails. The original fart machine. Just blow it up and set it down on a chair and wait for the fun. Whenever your in need of a good laugh, you can always turn to the Whoopie. Whoopee Cushion is self - inflating so the fun never stops!
This cleverly designed wall clock combines fun with functionality. It features a colorful face with large red hands and dark black numbers to make telling time easy. The top of the clock features the words "Will Return" in black lettering. For best results set the time five or ten minutes ahead and watch peoples reaction until they finally understand the joke.
Features:
* Wall Clock
* Bright Face And Red Clock Hands
* Will Keep People Guessing
* Requires 1 "AA" Battery (Not Included)
Dimensions:
* Will Return Countdown Clock - 5" x 6" x 1"
Add some humor to your drinking events when you hand out drink stirrers with a persons behind towards the top of the stirrer. Everyone will be sure to laugh and have a great time as all they can talk about is the hilarious drink stirrers.
Features:
* Includes 3 stirrers
* Drink stirrer - 6 3/8" long
A simple and easy way to find out if the person your heart seeks is really true love. This love tester is able to answer the tough questions for you. Whenever you are uncertain, just let the ask the Love tester for assistance.
How It Works:
* Concentrate and think of that special person
* Ask the Love Tester any question, such as "Will he ask me out?", "Will he call?", "Does she like me?"
* Place both of your index fingers on the two conductor plates at the same time
* The Love Tester will then light up and tell you the answer Yes, No or Maybe
* Remember to place both index fingers on the conductor plates at the same time
You saw it in the movie Caddyshack, now impress your favorite golfer with this set of six naked lady golf tees! These are sure to create some halirious events while you go out golfing with your buddies
Features:
* Contains 6 golf tees - 2 red, 2 blue, 2 yellow
* Golf Tee - 2" long
These crooked dice are great for any dice routine. Each Face is Approximately 1 inch square and skewed out of wack to provide a unique look to your dice act or a hilarious finisher. Confuse your friends for a funny experience!
An inseparable duo - Chicken and Egg! With just a squeeze, the egg squishes out and begins to swirl. Chicken is 7 inches long. Great for party favors. Made by Toysmith.
Put a picture of your brother, Grandmother, the Pope…or any one else for that matter into this swearing photo holder and give it a whack. The stream of obscenities that will follow will have you flashing back to boot camp or that time you didn’t come up with all of your pimp’s money.
Dimensions:
* Punch bag - 10.5" tall
* Requires 2 AA Batteries (not included)
Looks like a standard deck of cards. Backs are marked so only you know the card face. Deck is also a "stripper deck" . (This has nothing to do with nude pictures. Stripper deck is a term for a deck that has a shaved edge.)Includes Instruction book that will teach you how to master this deck. Great for magic tricks. Includes a Free Pair of Trick Dice. Roll a 7 or 11 Every Time.
Remember that 'Help, I've fallen and I can't get up' lady? Well if she were a prankster she would have gotten this! It looks like an ordinary gold ID bracelet, but squeeze the bulb hidden in your hand and your victims get soaked.
This bloody eyeballs squeeze ball is squishy, icky, and disgusting, so it is sure to please young little monsters! This translucent rubber ball has multiple small rubber eyeballs inside that move around, when you squeeze it. Size is 2″ diameter. Makes a great party favor.
Take the party anywhere! Can you imagine wearing the classic Drink Hat with your favorite beverage cans, but with a new twist? - Can you imagine lifting the brim of your drink hat and letting the world see a built-in Black Light show? - Can you imagine writing a message which will glow magically when the show is turned on? We did! Presenting the New Message Drink Hat with a built-in Electronic Black light show. Flip the brim and let the world know what's on your mind. Great to wear at Beer Pong Parties! Great for Home or Club use (or at any event you addend)! Out of Beer? Just write "Beer Me" and turn ON the built-in black light show. Watch what happens...it's amazing. Flip the brim down and write your next message when the time is right using the included dry erase black light responsive markers. Have Fun!
Product Details:
* 10 built-in black LEDs
* 2 Light show modes
* 2 Black light dry erase markers included
* Brim opens to show your message
The Exploding Golf Ball lends itself to endless joke situations. Try it. Bet your golf partner that he can’t repeat that great long iron shot… drop the exploding golf ball on the fairway… and stand back for the biggest laugh ever!
When it comes to your bank account, size does matter. Now you don't have to worry if your real balance is missing a few zeros, with these ATMimitations, you'll have the dates lined up at your door!
* Leave it on your kitchen table and impress friends!
* Write on it at restaurants or hotels and be treated like royalty!
* Leave it on your desk at work to fool nosey co-workers!
* Use it to convince someone to loan you money!
Picking someone up will be easy at bars, dances, and social events. Simply keep one of these slips in your wallet and when the time comes, write your phone number on the back and hand it to the lucky person. When the see the size of your bank balance, they'll be "digging your gold" in no time! Printed on authentic ATM Paper, it feels and looks real! Comes with 10 Fake Receipts.
