This corkscrew is inspired by the Day of the Dead holiday in Mexico. Every year Mexicans celebrate the lives of loved ones who are no longer with us. They do so with offerings of food and drink. Sugar Skulls are part of this tradition and is the imagery behind of the Day of the Dead Corkscrew. With its unique design and sturdy metal construction it is a great addition for any occassion that involves a bottle of wine!

Features:
* Kikkerland Day Of The Dead Corkscrew
* Made Of High Quality Metal
* Double Lever, Standard Spiral, And Cap Lifter For Easy Cork Extraction

Dimensions:
* Kikkerland Day Of The Dead Corkscrew - 8" x 3" x 1 1/2"

 

A great way to freshen up with a nice minty spray after you have just performed the act. Simply just use the spray in your mouth for instant freshness. This also makes a great gag gift for any sort of adult party too!

Features:
* BJ Spray - Before And After Minty Mouth Refresher
* Comes In A Metal Spray Bottle
* Spearmint Flavor
* Spray Into Mouth For Instant Freshness

Dimensions:
* BJ Spray - Before And After Minty Mouth Refresher - 4 1/4"

 

Sit back, relax and fall into a giant donut! Imagine yourself on a tropical island, just like the one that's obviously not Photoshop'd into our picture. You’re surrounded by waves and warmth and there's a refreshing beverage in your hand! Don't waste any more of your valuable time with those small boring inner tubes that don't look like a delicious snack! Our totally sweet Gigantic Donut Pool Float is way too cool to pass up! It'll be sweet to you and keep you comfortably floating!

Features:
* The Gigantic Donut Inflatable Pool Float
* Made Of High Quality Extra Thick Vinyl
* Bright Vibrant Colors

Dimensions:
* The Gigantic Donut Inflatable Pool Float - 4' Diameter
* Center Inner Hole - 18"

 

Get your grill on! Our unique camouflage grilling apron holds everything a real man could want or need for an afternoon of fun. Holds 6 beverage cans or bottles, comes with a built in can opener, and more pockets then he could ever need. Made from 100% cotton, one size fits all, fully adjustable length.

Features:
* The Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron
* Made Of High Quality Cotton Fabric
* Holds 6 Canned Beverages, 4 Pockets For Holding Condiments, Built In Bottle Opener, 3 Large Tool Pockets, Salt And Pepper Spice Pockets
* Be Completely Prepared When You Man Your Grilling Station

Features:
* The Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron - One Size Fits All With Adjustable Strap

 

Most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. With this book safe you can hide your valuables in what looks like an ordinary book - the last place a thief would think to look. This is an actual book with a space in the center cut out and lined with felt so you can hide and protect your valuables.

Features:
* Reluctant Genius - Book Safe
Real Book With Middle Section Cut Out And Lined With Felt
* Looks, Feels, And Weighs Like An Actual Book

Dimensions:
* Reluctant Genius - Book Safe - 9 1/2" x 6 1/2"
* Cut Out Section - 7 1/2" x 4 1/2" x 1 1/2"

 

Most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. With this book safe you can hide your valuables in what looks like an ordinary book - the last place a thief would think to look. This is an actual book with a space in the center cut out and lined with felt so you can hide and protect your valuables.

Features:
* It's Not All About Money - Book Safe
* Real Book With Middle Section Cut Out And Lined With Felt
* Looks, Feels, And Weighs Like An Actual Book

Dimensions:
* It's Not All About Money - Book Safe - 9 1/2" x 6 1/2"
* Cut Out Section - 7 1/2" x 4 1/2" x 1 1/2"

 

Fun Robot Corkscrew opens your bottle with ease. This double lever corkscrew features a standard spiral and a cap lifter for easy cork withdrawal. Made from durable stainless steel.

Features:
* Robot Corkscrew
* Made Of High Quality Stainless Steel
* Fun And Clever Robot Design
* Double Lever Corkscrew
* Use The Robots Mouth As A Bottle Opener

Dimensions:
* Robot Corkscrew - 8 1/2" x 3"

 

Our Sunny Outlook Solar Owl keeps a watch over you! Just place him in a sunny spot or any bright light and he'll begin to swivel his head from side to side!

Features:
* Sunny Outlook Solar Powered Head Spinning Owl
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Head Swivels From Side To Side
* Requires No Batteries, Just Place In Any Area With Bright Light

Dimensions:
* Sunny Outlook Solar Powered Head Spinning Owl - 3 3/4"

 

Make people laugh while drinking your beverage! When you sip your favorite drink, the liquid swirls around and fills up the lenses before getting to your mouth. It's goofy and hilarious! Great for kids and fun for adults.

Features:
* Super Sip N' Swirl Silly Straw Glasses
* Made Of High Quality Plastic And Straw Tubing
* Liquids Swirl And Fill The Len Glasses Of The Glasses Before Getting To Your Mouth

Dimensions:
* Super Sip N' Swirl Silly Straw Glasses - Sizes In Length Vary

 

Can You Imagine greeting your friends & guests at the front door and telling them that, before entering, they must go through a security check –and YOU are in charge of security? Can You Imagine pulling out your security scanner and passing it over their bodies, choosing when the scanner “goes off”. Its built-in lights and sound effect getting increasingly faster as you scan over certain parts of their bodies. Watch their faces as the party begins at your front door!

Features:
* Can You Imagine Hand Held Party Scanner
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* The Hidden Activation Button Puts You In Control
* Electronic Light Ring
* Built In Sound Effects
* Proective Wrist Strap
* Requires 3 "AAA" Batteries (Not Included)

Dimensions:
* Can You Imagine Hand Held Party Scanner - 16" x 6 1/2"

 

Men, don't you wish there was an easy way to get what you really want in life? Like getting your woman to stop nagging you about taking out the garbage, or maybe getting her to put down her rolling pin and get you a fresh beer already? I mean come on, your beer bottle has been empty for a whole 10 seconds already! The Ultimate Man's Remote Control features twelve command buttons that allow men to let the women in their life really know what they are thinking! With command button selections such as Mute, Beer, Nap, and Disrobe you will have no problem letting this remote do all the talking for you! The Ultimate Man's Remote Control makes a perfect gag gift for any man's Bachelor Party, Over the Hill Celebration, Birthday Present, or Stocking Stuffer!

Features:
* Ultimate Man's Remote Control With Talking Sounds
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Let Your Remote Do The Talking With 12 Commands
* Batteries Included

Dimensions:
* Ultimate Man's Remote Control With Talking Sounds - 5"

 

Real working Laser Pointer Gun. Has a two triggres in the middle one that causes the shock when unsuspecting victims push it to turn on the laser pointer and one that actually operates the laser pointer.

Unlike those found elsewhere, this is a REAL working laser pointer gun, which adds to the fun! Approximately 3" in length.

Shock Laser Pointer Gun is not recomended for adults over 60, children under 6 or anyone with a heart condition

 

Known for their popularity during the Soccer World Cup, the Vuvuzela's popularity has gone global. This keychain is a miniature version of the Vuvuzela but still packs the same loud noise capability. Simply hold it up to your mouth and blow into it to make an unbelievably loud noise! Great for parties, sporting events, and more!

Features:
* Mini Vuvuzela Noisemaker Keychain
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Keychain Attachment For Transportation Ability
* Unbelievably Loud
* Comes In Two Colors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)

Dimensions:
* Mini Vuvuzela Noisemaker Keychain - 3 3/4"

 

Instant relief for airport stress! This is one funny, and over-sized stress doll, standing five and a half inches tall, and extra wide. Squeeze, squash, crush, bang or kick TSA Agent Barney and avoid ending up in airport jail for assaulting a Federal employee! “It’s not a grope, it’s a freedom pat.”

Features:
* Anger Management TSA Employee Stress Doll
* Made Of High Quality Squeezable Material
* Great For Relieving Stress
* Design And Shape Of A TSA Employee

Dimensions:
* Anger Management TSA Employee Stress Doll - 5 1/2" x 4"

 

A must have for the person who truly appreciates dashboard humor! This desktop dancer features a figure of a fisherman on a boat with a fish on his line and a drink in his hand. The base features an adhesive that makes it stick to any surface. As you drive around watch as it playfully bounces back and forth.

Features:
* Gone Fishin' Desktop Dancer
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Sticky Adhesive To Keep It In Place On Any Surface

Dimensions:
* Gone Fishin' Desktop Dancer - 4 1/2" x 3"

 

A must have for the person who truly appreciates dashboard humor! This desktop dancer features a figure of a shark with its mouth wide open with human legs sticking out of it. The base features an adhesive that makes it stick to any surface. As you drive around watch as it playfully bounces back and forth.

Features:
* Man-Eating Shark Desktop Dancer
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Sticky Adhesive To Keep It In Place On Any Surface

Dimensions:
* Man-Eating Shark Desktop Dancer - 5" x 2"

 

These retractable ball point syringe pens are shaped like a hypodermic needle, write in black ink and come with a colored liquid inside the body of the pen (liquid is non-toxic). A great gag gift as you watch peoples reaction when they see you write with it!

Features:
* Colored Syringe Pen
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Pen Writes In Black Ink
* Clickable Ballpoint Pen
* Comes In Various Colors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)

Dimensions:
* Colored Syringe Pen - 5 1/2"

 

You’ll always look awake with our Magic Eyes 3D Glasses. Your amazing 3D eyes will stare ahead, even if you are asleep! Each lens contains a two way mirrored Holograph that appears to follow your viewer. The frames are retro round silver specs from the UK. See what is going on around you, but others can not see your eyes. A great party gift and costume novelty.

Features:
* Magic Eyes 3D Holographic Glasses
* Made Out Of High Quality Metal Frames
* Uses Two Way Mirror Holograph To Make Your Eyes Appear To Follow Who Is Watching You
* Great For Parties And Costumes

Dimensions:
* Magic Eyes 3D Holographic Glasses - One Size Fits All

 

Finally a solution to all your problems. Let The Insta-Shrink Sound Machine be able to diagnose any sort of situation that might be ailing your noggin. This handheld device features 25 hilarious expressions and sayings for any sort of diagnosis. Makes a great gag gift for the home or office and for any constant complainer you know.

Features:
* The Insta-Shrink Sound Machine
* Contains 25 Hilarious Expressions And Sayings
* Built In Speaker
* Batteries Included

Dimensions:
* The Insta-Shrink Sound Machine - 4 1/2" x 2 1/2"

 

A Talking Mug? We all sometimes want to yell, Shut the @*( Up! We can't because its not appropriate in the workplace, but now you can. Each time you pick up this duckin' mug, it says one of 10 duckin' hilarious swearing duck expressions. Holds about 12 duckin' ounces. The duckin' sound module removes for easy cleanup.

Features:
* Shut The Duck Up Sound Mug
* Made Of High Quality Ceramic
* Says 10 Hilarious Duck Phrases
* Batteries Included

Dimensions:
* Shut The Duck Up Sound Mug - 4 1/2" x 4 1/2"

 

Angry about the economy? Fed up with the high cost of health-care? Are you looking forward to a new president and Barack Obama's Last Day? Can't wait until 1-29-2013? Count down the hours, minutes and seconds with this desktop countdown clock. The clock is 4 inches wide by 2.5 inches high. Once the clock reaches the milestone, it can be reset to start counting again! Reset it over and over through the year 2099 for years of enjoyment.

Features:
* President Obama's Last Day Countdown Clock
* Count Down The Hours, Minutes, Seconds Until Obama's Last Day
* Countdown Clock Is Reusable For Use For Other Events
* Requires 2 "AA" Batteries (Not Included)

Dimensions:
* President Obama's Last Day Countdown Clock - 4" x 2 1/2"

 

The Loudmouth Talking Can Holder is comedy in the palm of your hands! Use this can holder to clamp down on any 12 oz. can of beer or soda. The convenient handle offers an easy lift and extra space for bigger hands, but that's not even the best part. 8 buttons line the side of the handle; each button plays a unique and funny sound effect. Expect to hear chants of "Cheers", "Chug! Chug! Chug!", "Beer Here...", and "...Start your drinking!". All of that is in addition to the burps, ringing bell sounds, Irish drinking limerick, and Oktoberfest music. Let the can holder to do the talking for you! It easily snaps into place giving your a secure grip on your drinking can.

Features:
* The Loudmouth Talking Can Holder
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Plays 8 Hilarious Sound Effects
* Batteries Included

Dimensions:
* The Loudmouth Talking Can Holder - 5 1/2" Tall

 

The all-metal construction and chrome finish of this The Classics Call Bell results in a perfect pitch. Durable construction with a non-slip base makes this call bell perfect for reception areas, hotel counters and service counters.

Features:
* The Classic All Metal Call Bell
* High Quality Metal Construction
* Call Bell Makes Perfect Pitch To Be Heard Loud And Clear
* Non-Slip Base
* Chrome Finish

Dimensions:
* The Classic All Metal Call Bell - 3" x 2 1/2" x 2 1/2"

 

Big mistake? No worries. This extra large eraser can handle the biggest of errors. This eraser is pink in color and features the phrase "For Really Big Mistakes" on top of it. This eraser is sure to grab all sorts of attention when people see the size and humor along with it! Makes a great item for home and office.

Dimensions:
* Eraser - It measures 5.75" x 2" x .75"

 

Cool mini camera keychain / keyring makes realistic shutter sounds and flashes light when you press the button. Camera does NOT take pictures! Novelty item only.

Technical Details
* Super Bright LED with realistic Shutter Sound!
* 3 Button Cell Batteries Included!
* Novelty item. Camera does not take pictures.