This electronic gadget provides 20 practical sounds for every occassion you could possibly think of! Create hilarious scenarios and be the life of any party. The sound bites gadget features all the buttons on the front and is compact enough to fit in any pocket.

Features 20 Sound Effects:
* Bed Springs
* Soap Opera Drama
* Charge!
* Whistle
* Too Bad, So Sad
* Burp
* Car Crash
* Uh Oh!
* Applause
* Bomb
* Register
* Fart
* Fax Machine
* Glass Breaking
* Lol!
* Bang!
* Music
* Siren
* Drum Roll
* Vomit

Dimensions:
* Sound Bite - 3.75" x 2.5"
* Requires 3 AG13 Watch Batteries (Included)

 

This 4" pal will take all the squeezing and squishing you can dish out and never lose his smile. Sold individually. Available in an assortment of colors only.

 

Drop a deposit into this bank and you'll be flushing money down the toilet. Literally! This bank looks just like your favorite seat in the house and makes an authentic "flushing" noise when you flush the handle. Lots of fun and laughs! The Toilet Bank measures 5.5" Wide and 6.75" High.

 

When the end of this cigar comes in contact with someone's lips it automatically lights up. When removed, it slowly fades out giving the appearance that someone is actually smoking. Extremely realistic. A great theatre prop. Batteries included.

 

These tickets are an absolute riot! A great way to show an inconsiderate motorist what you think of them. Slap one on the windshield of rude parkers, co-workers and neighbors, they will think they received a real parking ticket. Also, these tickets are fun to use on your family / friends as a joke. Just put one on their car right before they are about to leave, it?s so funny to watch them run out to the car thinking they have received a real parking ticket. These tickets are of very high quality, each ticket is printed on thick card stock. Tickets measure approximately 7'' high by 3.25'' wide.

 

There is always at least one person in the office who is always mouthing off thinking they know everything or maybe there is a person who is always late or off and makes up the most stupid excuse to get away with it. Help is at hand with this excellent Bullshit Button, simply hit the button to blast out a loud bullshit alert making loudmouth and sick-note shut up and realise what idiots they are!


7 different Bullshit Alerts.

* Bullshit Alert - Bullshit Alert!
* Everybody Put On Your Helmet Bullshit Is Being Flung!
* What A Crock Of Bullshit!
* If Bullshit Were Money You'd Be A Millionaire!
* Step Right Up And Get Your Bullshit Here!
* Now That Was Grade A Bullshit!
* If It Gets Any Deeper In Here, I'll Need A Latter To Climb Out!





Includes 2 x AAA Batteries.

 

Everyone always dreads tax season, now you can finally have the last laugh when it arrives. This novelty toilet paper features images of tax forms on each sheet printed throughout the entire roll. This gag toilet paper is a fully functional roll and is sure to create quite the joke and conversations when others witness it!

Features:
* Roll contains 200 sheets
* 3-ply toilet paper

 

This handy device concealed in your pocket at a moments notice just press one of the six buttons that will emit a LOUD hilarious Farting Sound! It is our smallest remote fart machine device all on a keychain. Dr. Fart is a sure embarrassment when you are in a crowded room , dinner table or elevator. Click on AUDIO/VISUAL Link to Hear Samples of Farting Sounds

 

Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power?packed, super?concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt?crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part?your?hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts.

The next time you have the urge for a funny prank or if you just need to get the party started, reach for a bottle of Liquid ASS.

 

Lookin for a little gag to play on your friends. Why not go with the tried and true. The one that never fails. The original fart machine. Just blow it up and set it down on a chair and wait for the fun. Whenever your in need of a good laugh, you can always turn to the Whoopie. Whoopee Cushion is self - inflating so the fun never stops!

 

This cleverly designed wall clock combines fun with functionality. It features a colorful face with large red hands and dark black numbers to make telling time easy. The top of the clock features the words "Will Return" in black lettering. For best results set the time five or ten minutes ahead and watch peoples reaction until they finally understand the joke.

Features:
* Wall Clock
* Bright Face And Red Clock Hands
* Will Keep People Guessing
* Requires 1 "AA" Battery (Not Included)

Dimensions:
* Will Return Countdown Clock - 5" x 6" x 1"

 

Add some humor to your drinking events when you hand out drink stirrers with a persons behind towards the top of the stirrer. Everyone will be sure to laugh and have a great time as all they can talk about is the hilarious drink stirrers.

Features:
* Includes 3 stirrers
* Drink stirrer - 6 3/8" long

 

A simple and easy way to find out if the person your heart seeks is really true love. This love tester is able to answer the tough questions for you. Whenever you are uncertain, just let the ask the Love tester for assistance.

How It Works:
* Concentrate and think of that special person
* Ask the Love Tester any question, such as "Will he ask me out?", "Will he call?", "Does she like me?"
* Place both of your index fingers on the two conductor plates at the same time
* The Love Tester will then light up and tell you the answer Yes, No or Maybe
* Remember to place both index fingers on the conductor plates at the same time

 

You saw it in the movie Caddyshack, now impress your favorite golfer with this set of six naked lady golf tees! These are sure to create some halirious events while you go out golfing with your buddies

Features:
* Contains 6 golf tees - 2 red, 2 blue, 2 yellow
* Golf Tee - 2" long

 

These crooked dice are great for any dice routine. Each Face is Approximately 1 inch square and skewed out of wack to provide a unique look to your dice act or a hilarious finisher. Confuse your friends for a funny experience!

Features:
* Contains 2 crooked dice

 

An inseparable duo - Chicken and Egg! With just a squeeze, the egg squishes out and begins to swirl. Chicken is 7 inches long. Great for party favors. Made by Toysmith.

 

Put a picture of your brother, Grandmother, the Pope…or any one else for that matter into this swearing photo holder and give it a whack. The stream of obscenities that will follow will have you flashing back to boot camp or that time you didn’t come up with all of your pimp’s money.

Dimensions:
* Punch bag - 10.5" tall
* Requires 2 AA Batteries (not included)

 

Looks like a standard deck of cards. Backs are marked so only you know the card face. Deck is also a "stripper deck" . (This has nothing to do with nude pictures. Stripper deck is a term for a deck that has a shaved edge.)Includes Instruction book that will teach you how to master this deck. Great for magic tricks. Includes a Free Pair of Trick Dice. Roll a 7 or 11 Every Time.

 

Remember that 'Help, I've fallen and I can't get up' lady? Well if she were a prankster she would have gotten this! It looks like an ordinary gold ID bracelet, but squeeze the bulb hidden in your hand and your victims get soaked.

 

This bloody eyeballs squeeze ball is squishy, icky, and disgusting, so it is sure to please young little monsters! This translucent rubber ball has multiple small rubber eyeballs inside that move around, when you squeeze it. Size is 2″ diameter. Makes a great party favor.

 

Take the party anywhere! Can you imagine wearing the classic Drink Hat with your favorite beverage cans, but with a new twist? - Can you imagine lifting the brim of your drink hat and letting the world see a built-in Black Light show? - Can you imagine writing a message which will glow magically when the show is turned on? We did! Presenting the New Message Drink Hat with a built-in Electronic Black light show. Flip the brim and let the world know what's on your mind. Great to wear at Beer Pong Parties! Great for Home or Club use (or at any event you addend)! Out of Beer? Just write "Beer Me" and turn ON the built-in black light show. Watch what happens...it's amazing. Flip the brim down and write your next message when the time is right using the included dry erase black light responsive markers. Have Fun!

Product Details:
* 10 built-in black LEDs
* 2 Light show modes
* 2 Black light dry erase markers included
* Brim opens to show your message

 

The Exploding Golf Ball lends itself to endless joke situations. Try it. Bet your golf partner that he can’t repeat that great long iron shot… drop the exploding golf ball on the fairway… and stand back for the biggest laugh ever!

 

When it comes to your bank account, size does matter. Now you don't have to worry if your real balance is missing a few zeros, with these ATMimitations, you'll have the dates lined up at your door!
* Leave it on your kitchen table and impress friends!
* Write on it at restaurants or hotels and be treated like royalty!
* Leave it on your desk at work to fool nosey co-workers!
* Use it to convince someone to loan you money!

Picking someone up will be easy at bars, dances, and social events. Simply keep one of these slips in your wallet and when the time comes, write your phone number on the back and hand it to the lucky person. When the see the size of your bank balance, they'll be "digging your gold" in no time! Printed on authentic ATM Paper, it feels and looks real! Comes with 10 Fake Receipts.