From the Coots Collection. Middle Age Figurine. This old coot isn't afraid to step on the scale wearing his heart covered boxer shorts and tube socks! Base reads "Middle Age: When your age shows around your middle." Made of resin. Makes a great gift idea and perfect for home decor also.

Features:
* Coots Middle Age Figurine #76
* Made Of High Quality Resin
* Old Coot Standing On Scale In Boxer Shorts
* Makes A Great Gift Idea

Dimensions:
* Coots Middle Age Figurine #76 - 6 1/4"

 

From the Mwah! Tableware Collection. Rocking Chair Couple Salt & Pepper Shaker Set. This set featuring an elderly couple kissing is held together with magnets. Made of ceramic with glossy finish. Measures 4" high. Hand wash only.

 

From the Coots Collection. Coots figurine is titled "Women You Feel." Reads "You're only as young as the women you feel" on the base. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Stands 6.25" tall.The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

 

From the Coots Collection. Coots Bobblehead figurine titled "Old Age Road Rage." Features an old Coot on his ride. The base reads "Old Age Road Race" Made of resin. Measures 5.5" high.
Makes a perfect gift for that Little Old Coot.

Formerly known as "stud muffins"; these ol' Coots are over the Hill and Hilarious fun!

 

A cute and comical figurine that is sure to add a lot of laughter and character no matter where you place it. This figurine features a senior citizen wearing a t-shirt and boxer shorts with cigar in mouth and beer can in hand. The base of the figurine features a quote that reads "I want my Freekin' Senior Discount right Freekin' now!." Makes a great gift and great for home decor also.

Dimensions:
* Figurine - 5.5" tall

 

A cute and comical figurine that is sure to add a lot of laughter and character no matter where you place it. This figurine features a senior citizen wearing a hat with jeans and a red collared shirt. The base of the figurine features a quote that reads "I might be an Old Fart but I'll never run out of gas!." Makes a great gift and great for home decor also.

Dimensions:
* Figurine - 5.5" tall

 

A cute and comical figurine that is sure to add a lot of laughter and character no matter where you place it. This figurine features a grandma wearing a robe and pajamas with coffe cup in hand. The base of the figurine features a quote that reads "Sometimes I wake up Grumpy but mostly I let him sleep." Makes a great gift and great for home decor also.

Dimensions:
* Figurine - 5.5" tall

 

A cute little figurine that is bound to cause some conversation topics. This figurine features a cute little grandma with a plate of cookies in hand. She is standing on a platform with a quote that reads "What happens at Grandma's stays at Grandma's." Perfect for home decor and gift giving. Sure to put a smile on Grandma's face.

Dimensions:
* Figurine - 5.5" tall

 

From the Coots Collection. Coots I'm Vintage Figurine. This Coot wears a 70's style suit, dancing to some disco music. Base reads "I'm Not Old, I'm VINTAGE." Made of resin. Measures 6" tall.
These Coots are as funny as ever, from disco dancers to love pirates. Definitely a must have item for your Coots collection.

 

From the Coots Collection. Coots "Old Irish" Figurine. This Coot wears a green sparkling hat with a four leaf clover and has a beer jug in hand. Base reads "The older he gets, the more Irish he becomes." Made of resin. These Coots are as funny as ever, from disco dancers to love pirates. Definitely a must have item for your Coots collection.

Dimensions:
* Measures 7.25" tall

 

From the Coots collection. Coots figurine is titled Stud 60. Reads "and still a Stud" on the base. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Stands 5.25" tall.
The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments". Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

 

From the Coots Collection. Coots Buffet Figurine. This Coot is always hungry for more, he is wearing a hat and a bib, and is carrying a tray loaded with his favorites. The base reads "So many buffets... so little time." Made of resin. Measures 6" tall.

 

From the Biddys Collection. Biddy bobble figure titled "Mr. Right Now." Base reads "Forget Mr. Right, I'll take Mr. Right Now!" This Biddy wears a green skirt and jacket. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of resin. Measures 6.5" tall.Biddys, also known as "Little Old Biddys," are based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. These figurines are an exhaustive study of the occupations and recreations of those little old ladies with the big hats and little dogs. Each comes in a colorful illustrated box.

 

From the Coots Collection. Coots figurine titled Gets The Grill. Reads "In the end, he still gets the grill." on the base. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Stands 6.5" tall.The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

 

From the Coots Collection. Coots figurine titled Good Cause. Reads "Still supports a good cause." on the base. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Stands 6.5" tall.The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

 

From the Biddys Collection. Biddy figurine titled Botox. Says "Likes to Show Off Her BOTOX!" on the base. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of resin. Measures 6.25" tall. Biddys, also known as "Little Old Biddys," are based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. These figurines are an exhaustive study of the occupations and recreations of those little old ladies with the big hats and little dogs. Each comes in a colorful illustrated box