Dots And Junior Mints Flashlight LED Keychain With Clip
A fun and exciting way to enjoy Junior Mints or Dots Candy. This LED keychain light is in the shape of a box of Junior Mints or Dots and features a push button on the side that turns it into a flashlight! A great way to help you shine a little light into those dark areas!
Features:
* Dots And Junior Mints Flashlight LED Keychain With Clip
* Press Button On Side To Activate Flashlight
* You Are Ordering One Item (Use Dropdown Window To Choose Style)
* Requires 2 "LR44" Watch Batteries (Included)
Dimensions:
* Dots And Junior Mints Flashlight LED Keychain With Clip - 2 1/2" Long
Grow A Girlfriend - Just add water for the perfect woman! Psst, want a girlfriend without the pesky dating, silly questions, nagging, jewelry and - gasp - mother-in-laws? With Grow A Girlfriend novelty toy, all you have to do is add water! Instruction 1. Put your girlfriend in a jar or container full of clean water at room temperature to watch it start growing 2. Please note that the water temperature should be between 59-95 °F or 15-35 °C 3. Do not expect instant results as it takes up to 72 hours to fully expand 4. Take it out of the water to watch it shrink back to its original size
Product Features
* Expands 600% of original size in water
* Non-toxic (but do not swallow, mmkay?)
* Shrinks back to original size when taken out of water
* Warning: Small parts, not for children under 3 years
Place your grow item in room temperature water. It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. Wehn removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size. Your grow item can be grown again and again !!!
Product Features
* Grow the perfect boyfriend
* Great Bridal Shower Gift
* For entertainment purposes only, not for consumption
* Great for a friend who has just broken up/splitsville
A hat thats both functional and stylish at the sametime. This Budweiser Classic Label Bottle Opener Cap features the official Budweiser logo embroidered on the front. On the bottom of the hat brim is a metal bottle opener. This hat makes a great gift idea for the man who is everything!
Features:
* Budweiser Classic Label Bottle Opener Cap
* Official Budweiser Logo And Colors
* Made Of Heavy Duty Fabric
* Metal Bottle Opener On The Bottom Of The Brim
* Velcro Adjustable Back
Dimensions:
* Budweiser Classic Label Bottle Opener Cap - 10" x 8"
A hat thats both functional and stylish at the sametime. This Coors Light Mountain Black Bottle Opener Cap features the official Coors Light logo embroidered on the front. On the bottom of the hat brim is a metal bottle opener. This hat makes a great gift idea for the man who is everything!
Features:
* Coors Light Mountain Black Bottle Opener Cap
* Official Coors Light Logo And Colors
* Made Of Heavy Duty Fabric
* Metal Bottle Opener On The Bottom Of The Brim
* Velcro Adjustable Back
Dimensions:
* Coors Light Mountain Black Bottle Opener Cap - 10" x 8"
Snow Miser Head Knocker #144 - A Year Without Santa Claus
From the family favorite A Year Without a Santa Claus comes these hand-painted Heat Miser and Snow Miser headknockers. This head knocker features The Snow Miser from the movie "The Year Without Santa Claus." He cheerfully stands on a snow covered base labeled "Snow Miser." With authentic coloring and detailing this a must have for any fan and collector!
Features:
* Snow Miser Head Knocker #144 - A Year Without Santa Claus
* Made Out Of High Quality Resin
* Authentic Coloring And Detailing
Dimensions:
* Snow Miser Head Knocker #144 - A Year Without Santa Claus - 7"
Combine celebrating a 21st birthday and mingling with The Turning 21 Bar Exam Game. The object of the game is for the birthday girl or boy to collect all five of the shot cards. The newly minted 21-year-old must perform tasks such as dirty dance with a stranger, recite the alphabet backwards or tie a cherry stem in a knot with their tongue. With each completed task the birthday boy or girl receives a new card in hope of collecting all five shot cards. The 21-year-old keeps playing until he or she gets one of each shot card. Then he or she gets to assign the shots to friends participating in the game. The Turning 21 Bar Exam Game is great way to make the night spectacular for the birthday boy or girl.
Features:
* The Turning 21 Bar Exam Game
* Great Party Game For The Newly Minted 21 Year Old
* High Quality Deck Of Playing Cards With Game Rules And Pictures
Dimensions:
* The Turning 21 Bar Exam Game - 3 1/2" x 2 1/2"
"Conserve Water - Drink more Beer - Ring for another Round" 12 oz. beer mug, has a bell on the handle you can ring for a fill-up, or just for laughs you'll get when you have to get your own beer. Funny gift for the couch-potato in your life!
Dimensions:
* Beer Mug with Bell "Conserve Water" - 4 7/8" x 5 1/4"
When Parents Text: So Much Said...So Little Understood
A collection of insanely funny texts between parents and kids, When Parents Text is a surprisingly affecting window into the complicated time when parents aren’t ready to let go, and kids aren’t ready to be let go. The parents are well-meaning but hopeless, silly and a little corny, and befuddled by the technology. The kids are bewildered yet patient: the perfect straight man. And the authors, two recent college graduates, Lauren Kaelin and Sophia Fraioli, have an unerring editorial instinct to select the funniest, sweetest, quirkiest, most-telling exchanges.
Features:
* When Parents Text: So Much Said...So Little Understood
* Compilations Of The Funny Texts Between Parents And Kids
* Soft Cover Book
* 276 Pages
Dimensions:
* When Parents Text: So Much Said...So Little Understood - 7" x 5"
Bind yourself or bind your partner with these fun Furry Metal Love Cuffs. Suited for light play or as a gag gift for bachelor or bachelorette parties, they are both easily locked and unlocked, including an open release switch for safety. Covered in fur, these handcuffs will provide some extra comfort for the wearer.
Features:
* Furry Metal Love Cuffs
* Made Out Of High Quality Metal With Fur
* Comes With One Pair Of Furry Metal Love Cuffs And One Pair Of Keys
* Come In Two Styles (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
* Great Idea For A Party Favor Or Gag Gift
Dimensions:
* Furry Metal Love Cuffs - One Size Fits All
Add some life to your workplace with the Weazel Ball. The playful weasel, with its colorful round ball, makes an entertaining office pet. It chases and jumps over the rolling motor ball as if it was alive. Place the Weazel Ball on the floor in the middle of the office for a little excitement anytime of the day. This amusing distraction will make work more fun and get you through the workday.
Features:
* Measures - 10" long x 1.5" diameter, Ball is approximately 3.25" diameter.
* Made of hard plastic with motor inside.
* Requires 1 AA battery (not included).
* Product colors may vary from photos
Fuzzy Wuzzy Itazura Steal Money Kitty Mechanical Novelty Coin Bank
While the lid is closed, place a coin on top of the white plate. Watch as the lid opens to reveal the sly kitty who peeks out, then snatches the coin with his paw! Mechanical bank makes saving fun for kids and adults. When you are ready to empty the coin bank simply just twist open the latch on the bottom to release the coins.
Features:
* Fuzzy Wuzzy Kitty Mechanical Novelty Coin Bank
* Cat Actually Snatches Coin When Placed On White Tray
* Actual Cat Meowing Noise
* Requires 2 "AA" Batteries (Not Included)
Dimensions:
* Fuzzy Wuzzy Kitty Mechanical Novelty Coin Bank - 5" x 4" x 4"
Saturday Night Speakers For MP3 Or Computer - Set Of Two
Saturday Night Speakers For MP3 Or Computer - Set Of Two novelty shaped speakers for your computer of MP3 Player. Go ahead and shake your groove thing with our Saturday Night Speakers! If you long for the disco days of platforms and bellbottoms, our Saturday Night Speakers are sure to help you get your groove back! Our Saturday Night Speakers work with MP3 Players and computers and are powered by either USB or Batteries.
Features:
* Saturday Night Speakers For MP3 Or Computer - Set Of Two
* Speakers Are Desinged In Shape Of Disco Dancers With White Suits And Microphone Tops For Hair
* Works With Both MP3 Players Or Computers (Not Included)
* USB And Battery Powered
* Requires 3 "AAA" Batteries (Not Included)
Includes:
* Saturday Night Speakers For MP3 Or Computer - Set Of Two
* 1 Audio Cable
* 1 USB Cable
Dimensions:
* Saturday Night Speakers For MP3 Or Computer - Set Of Two - 6" x 3 3/4"
Warning! The Meltdown Alarm Clock will flash and sound it's siren until you wake up (which we guarantee won't be long!) The spinning light and warning sign wouldn't be amiss in an emergency situation and will certainly add some urgency to your morning routine making it ideal for heavy sleepers and dawdlers!
Features:
* Meltdown Alarm Clock
* Novelty Alarm Clock With Spinning Light And Warning Siren
* Easy To Use Clock And Alarm Set Function
* Snooze Function
* Backlight
* Requires 3 "AA" Batteries To Power Lights And Siren (Not Included)
* Requires 1 "LR44" Battery To Power Clock (Included)
The Complete Manual Of Things That Might Kill You: A Guide To Self-Diagnosis For Hypochondriacs
Hypochondriacs have long had to satisfy their needs for self-diagnosis with medical reference materials written for the masses, but this revolutionary book is dedicated entirely to the hypochondriacs unique perspective on health. The worlds worst maladies, conveniently organized by symptom (real or imagined), will ignite even the mildest hypochondriacs fantasy life. Were all going to die of something why not choose an ailment thats rare and hard to pronounce?
Features:
* The Complete Manual Of Things That Might Kill You: A Guide To Self-Diagnosis For Hypochondriacs
* Learn About Over 300 Diseases That Are Profiled In This Book
* Provides Specialists To See, Symptoms, Progression, Treatment, Contagion, Pain, Suffering, And Information If The Disease Is Fatal
* Hard Cover Book
* 191 Pages
Dimensions:
* The Complete Manual Of Things That Might Kill You: A Guide To Self-Diagnosis For Hypochondriacs - 10" x 8"
When it's time to go back to the daily grind, it's easy to miss the fun and excitement of vacation — especially if you've just spent time in a city like New York. Home to remarkable landmarks like the Empire State Building, a vibrant counterculture centered in neighborhoods like the East Village and Williamsburg, and the quieter pleasures of places like Central Park, it's the type of place that inspires anyone who visits. And its unforgettable skyline makes it perfect for postcards. Greetings from New York City features a four-layer die cut diorama of the city's skyline, as well as four such postcards highlighting the best parts of the Big Apple. But this book also includes loads of fun facts about everything from songs with lyrics about New York to trivia about the people, the neighborhoods, and the culture of this one-of-a-kind town. It's the perfect keepsake for anyone nostalgic for days spent popping in and out of subways and taxi cabs — or anyone who's ever dreamed of doing it.
Features:
* Greetings From New York City
* Discover the City's Unique History, Architecture, And Everything That Makes It Special
* Full Color Images Provide A Compelling Experience Of New York's Past And Present
* Four Removable Postcards Are Included With Images Of Timeless Big Apple Landmarks
* Hard Cover Book
* 33 Pages
Dimensions:
* Greetings From New York City - 10" x 8"
Dirty Spanish: Everyday Slang From "What's Up?" To "F*%# Off!"
Next time you’re traveling or just chattin’ in Spanish with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school.
You Will Learn:
* Cool Slang
* Funny Insults
* Explicit Sex Terms
* Raw Swear Words
Some Examples:
* What’s up? ¿Qué tal?
* I’m shitfaced. Estoy mamado.
* Check out all the hotties! ¡Mírale las bomboncitas!
* Will you suck me off? ¿Me lo chuparías?
* I have the runs. Yo tengo un chorrillo.
* What a motherfucker! ¡Qué conchesuma!
* That forward is legit. Es chévere ese delantero.
Features:
* Dirty Spanish: Everyday Slang From "What's Up?" To "F*%# Off!"
* Learn All Sorts Of Slang, Insults, Explicit Sex Terms, Even Raw Swear Words
* Pocket Sized Book
* 173 Pages
Dimensions:
* Dirty Spanish: Everyday Slang From "What's Up?" To "F*%# Off!" - 7" x 4 1/4"
So we're not supposed to use the same password for everything, but how do you remember ALL the different passwords? Fortunately, you can use this very secure electronic storage device. Input up to 400 accounts (passwords, log-ins, user names, ATM pin numbers and more) then just remember ONE password to access the whole kit and caboodle. Unit auto-locks for 30 minutes after 5 consecutive incorrect PIN attempts.
Features:
* Electronic Password Vault
* Enter One PIN Number To Access Up To 400 Accounts
* Auto-Locks For 30 Mins After 5 Consecutive Incorrect PIN Attempts
* No More Forgotten Passwords Or Pin Numbers
* Compact Design With Slide Out Keyboard
* Requires 1 "Button Battery" (Included)
I Love Lucy: A Celebration Of All Things Lucy: Inside The World Of Television's First Great Sitcom
Still rerun daily in thirty countries throughout the world and beloved by fans young and old, the enduring popularity I Love Lucy is unparalleled. Upon the 60th anniversary of the landmark television show’s debut and the 100th birthday of superstar Lucille Ball, I Love Lucy is the ultimate celebration of the show we love. This book brings to life the world of the show and its impact more fully than ever before. Rare backstage photos and images from the stars’ personal collections illustrate new stories about the making of I Love Lucy. Highlights include Lucille Ball’s personal commentary on her favorite episodes, taken from previously unpublished interviews. Chapters filled with trivia, character bios, fashions, music, recipes featured on the show, and much more make this an informative and fabulously entertaining tribute to the classic show.
Features:
* I Love Lucy: A Celebration Of All Things Lucy: Inside The World Of Television's First Great Sitcom
* In Depth Photos, Commemtary, And Facts About All Episodes
* Hard Cover Book
* 255 Pages
Dimensions:
* I Love Lucy: A Celebration Of All Things Lucy: Inside The World Of Television's First Great Sitcom - 12" x 9 1/2"
Dorothy Parker, Bebe Neuwirth, Sandra Dee, Susan Sarandon, Meryl Streep--there are endless examples of Jersey Girls who prove they are a breed of broad worth celebrating. New Jersey is in the media everywhere these days, with no fewer than seven major television shows focusing on Jersey culture. Cool, confident Jersey Girls have inspired far beyond the boundaries of Bayonne, and now their moxy and mighty hair have propelled them to star status.Jersey Girls is an edgy, hip, and loving homage that profiles the likes of Hollywood's A-list in exclusive interviews as well as the famous-in-their-own-right "down-the-shore" girls. All the hot topics are covered, from style at the shoreline to Jersey Girl "Tawk." Illustrated with a brashy mix of vintage and modern photography, the book takes us from Atlantic City to the George Washington Bridge to capture the spirit of the true Jersey Girl.
Features:
* Jersey Girls: The Fierce And The Fabulous
* In Depth Color Photos And Biographies Of All The Popular Jersey Girls We Know Of Today
* Hard Cover Book
* 206 Pages
Dimensions:
* Jersey Girls: The Fierce And The Fabulous - 8 3/4" x 8 3/4"
Add a little flare and attitude to your stationary! These note pads are decorated in bright vibrant colors and design patterns. Each note pad features a different comical saying on the front. These note pads make a great gift and great for both home and office!
Features:
* Naughty Betty Note Pads - Set Of 3
* Each Features Their Own Unique Saying And Design
* Each Set Features Their Own Unique Category(Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
* Great For Home And Office
Dimensions:
* Naughty Betty Note Pads - Set Of 3 - 4 1/2" x 2 3/4"
Approaching the object of your desire requires more than courage, it takes the right words. Sometimes, however, exercising the organ between your ears is too much work. To assist in your mating efforts, Pickups & Come-Ons for All Occasions provides verbatim lines so More...you can sweet-talk with class or crass. With this pocket-sized prompter, you'll impress chicks and hunks alike with your persuasive wit and increase your sex appeal by at least 42.9 percent.
Features:
* Pickups And Come Ons: Lines For All Occasions
* Pocket Sized Book
* Hard Cover Book
* 112 Pages
Dimensions:
* Pickups And Come Ons: Lines For All Occasions - 5 3/4" x 3 1/2"
Everybody lies. If they say they dont, they're lying. Scientists have proven that excuses and lies have played a role in our evolutionary survival, so the question isn't whether to lie, it's how. Excuses & Lies for All Occasions provides the necessary lines for workplace, friendships, family, your own inner thoughts, unpaid bills, and more. You'll never contemplate the honest route again!
Features:
* Excuses And Lies: Lines For All Occasions
* Pocket Sized Book
* Hard Cover Book
* 112 Pages
Dimensions:
* Excuses And Lies: Lines For All Occasions - 5 3/4" x 3 1/2"
Theres a time and a place for saying whats really on your mind, and Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions provides the lines necessary for dishing it out. Target your opponentżs looks, age, intelligence, character, or other sensitive attributes, because youll be prepared with the appropriate or completely inappropriate putdown or comeback for any situation.
Features:
* Insults And Comebacks: Lines For All Occasions
* Pocket Sized Book
* Hard Cover Book
* 112 Pages
Dimensions:
* Insults And Comebacks: Lines For All Occasions - 5 3/4" x 3 1/2"
A perfect sized stainless steel water bottle for any kid. These stainless steel water bottles come in a variety of colors so you can distinguish which bottles belongs to you. The bottles feature two different style caps for drinking. It includes a sippy cap for toddlers and a sports cap for older kids. Changing the top takes seconds to unscrew and place on. A wide mouth allows for easy refilling and cleaning. These bottles are great for any outdoor activities too!
Features:
* Kid's Stainless Steel Water Bottle
* Includes Sippy Cap And Sports Cap
* Wide Mouth For Easy Refill And Cleaning
* Comes In 4 Colors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
The small size of the Maxcraft 7-In-1 Precision Pocket Screwdriver makes it a convenient tool to always carry with you. Perfect for homeowners and DIYers to quickly do jobs such as electronic assemblies and repairs, and home improvement projects. It is durable enough to even live up to the tough demands of contractors and professionals. The pen-style housing with pocket clip and knurled finger grip is constructed from rugged aluminum. Quickly change screwdriver bits in the magnetic bit holder and conveniently store the bits in the handle storage compartment.
Features:
* Maxcraft 7-In-1 Precision Pocket Screwdriver
* Made Out Of High Quality Rugged Aluminum
* Compact Size For Quick And Easy Access
* Tough Enough For All Jobs
* 7 Screw Bit Attachments Included
* Comes In Two Colors (Use Dropdown Window To Choose)
A great way to celebrate a milestone in your life with a little added humor. This coffee mug is made out of ceramic and features the comical saying "Too Young To Be 40" written on the front in red and white lettering with a black border behind it. Mug comes in its own decorative gift box so gift giving is simple and easy!
Features:
* Too Young To Be 40 Coffee Mug
* Made Out Of High Quality Ceramic
* Comes In Its Own Decorative Gift Box
Dimensions:
* Too Young To Be 40 Coffee Mug - 4" x 5"
A great way to celebrate a milestone in your life with a little added humor. This coffee mug is made out of ceramic and features the comical saying "Too Young To Be 70" written on the front in red and white lettering with a black border behind it. Mug comes in its own decorative gift box so gift giving is simple and easy!
Features:
* Too Young To Be 70 Coffee Mug
* Made Out Of High Quality Ceramic
* Comes In Its Own Decorative Gift Box
Dimensions:
* Too Young To Be 70 Coffee Mug - 4" x 5"
Mini Fiber Optic Christmas Scene - Three Snowman And Christmas Tree
A cute and decorative way to celebrate the Christmas holiday. This mini Christmas scene features a fiber optic tree next to a street light. In front of the Christmas tree are three snowman figurines playfully situated. When turned on the street light is illuminated and the Christmas tree will glow. This mini scene is perfect for gift giving as it is already boxed in its own decorative gift box complete with red bow. Great for holiday decor too!
Features:
* Mini Fiber Optic Christmas Scene - Three Snowman And Christmas Tree
* Street Light And Christmas Tree Become Illuminated
* On/Off Power Switch
* Requires 3 "AA" Batteries (Not Included)
* Comes In Decorative Gift Box With Red Bow
Dimensions:
* Mini Fiber Optic Christmas Scene - Three Snowman And Christmas Tree - 5 1/2" x 4 3/8"
Mini Fiber Optic Christmas Scene - Red Bow And Street Lamp
A cute and decorative way to celebrate the Christmas holiday. This mini Christmas scene features a fiber optic tree decorated in a big red bow next to a street light. In front of the Christmas tree is a Santa figurine playfully situated. When turned on the street light is illuminated and the Christmas tree will glow. This mini scene is perfect for gift giving as it is already boxed in its own decorative gift box complete with red bow. Great for holiday decor too!
Features:
* Mini Fiber Optic Christmas Scene - Red Bow And Street Lamp
* Street Light And Christmas Tree Become Illuminated
* On/Off Power Switch
* Requires 3 "AA" Batteries (Not Included)
* Comes In Decorative Gift Box With Red Bow
Dimensions:
* Mini Fiber Optic Christmas Scene - Red Bow And Street Lamp - 8 1/2" x 4 3/8"
Mini Fiber Optic Christmas Scene - Three Santas And Christmas Tree
A cute and decorative way to celebrate the Christmas holiday. This mini Christmas scene features a fiber optic tree next to a street light. In front of the Christmas tree are three Santa figurines playfully situated. When turned on the street light is illuminated and the Christmas tree will glow. This mini scene is perfect for gift giving as it is already boxed in its own decorative gift box complete with red bow. Great for holiday decor too!
Features:
* Mini Fiber Optic Christmas Scene - Three Santas And Christmas Tree
* Street Light And Christmas Tree Become Illuminated
* On/Off Power Switch
* Requires 3 "AA" Batteries (Not Included)
* Comes In Decorative Gift Box With Red Bow
Dimensions:
* Mini Fiber Optic Christmas Scene - Three Santas And Christmas Tree - 5 1/2" x 4 3/8"
This Faith Word With Light Up Nativity Scene is a perfect addition to any holiday decor. Made out of a high quality resin and colored in white with the Nativity Scene located in the middle of the letter "A." A light is located above the scene and can be turned on or off using the button located behind on the base. Makes a great gift and is perfect for holiday decorating too!
Features:
* Faith Word With Light Up Nativity Scene
* Made Of High Quality Resin
* Real Working Light Located Above Nativity Scene
* On/Off Power Button
* Requires 3 "AG13" Button Batteries (Included)
Dimensions:
* Faith Word With Light Up Nativity Scene - 9 1/2" x 6 1/2"
Featuring the beautiful women on 52 different covers, this pack of playing cards are offically poker sized at 2.5 x 3.5 and have a linen type finish. Features 52 different images. Linen type finish. Officially poker sized. 100% officially licensed.
Product Features
* Features 52 different images
* Linen type finish
* Officially poker sized
* 100% officially licensed
This is a limited edition and officially licensed Bobblin’ Boobs figure of Pamela Anderson, star of stage, screen and television.
Product Features
* Handcrafted and hand painted
* Resin figure and Bobblin' Boobs
* Stands 7" tall
* Window gift box and officially licensed
* Felt tipped base
Write your next note, novel, or song in style with our Imagine roller ball pen! Featuring solid brass construction and a lacquer finish, this perfectly balanced pen glides over the page, providing the controlled, fine line you want. Coordinating presentation box makes gift giving easy.
Features:
* Imagine Roller Ball Pen
* Solid Brass Construction
* Beautiful Lacquer Finish
* Fine 0.5mm Line
* Black Ink
* Takes Standard Refills
* Comes In Decorative Gift Box
This gorgeous Christmas Dancing Jester Hat With Bells Plays the "Jingle Bell" Song and has the finest details and highest quality you will find anywhere! This hat is made out of high quality fabric and designed to look like an Elf Jesters hat complete with bells. With a push of a button the hat sways back and forth and plays and sings "Jingle Bells." The hat is adjustable to fit any size head.
Features:
* Musical Dancing And Singing Elf Jester Hat
* Made Of High Quality Fabric With Bells
* Hat Sways Back And Forth While Playing "Jingle Bells"
* Adjustable For Any Size Head
* Requires 3 "AA" Batteries (Included)
Dimensions:
* Musical Dancing And Singing Elf Jester Hat - 18" Tall
There's a big world of obscenity out there—and you'll explore every profane nook and cranny in this compilation. We're talking about more than 2,000 insults, obscenities, and vulgarities raw enough to make even the most unflappable linguist blush. Forget grammar school swearing; this is advanced cursing for the most discerning dirty mouths! From the colorful—geequals, manscape, prairie dog—to the crude—giraffe, Roman shower, vagitarian, this big-ass book of bad language will have you dissing douchebags with doolally style in just a friggin' minute!
Features:
* The Big Black Book Of Very Dirty Words
* Learn The Meanings And Definitions Of Over 2,300 Insults And Obscenities
* Paperback Book
* 372 Pages
Dimensions:
* The Big Black Book Of Very Dirty Words - 8" x 6"
DK is bringing two of the world's most popular properties together again in a fun, chunky format that kids and adults are sure to love! This illustrated encyclopedia features in-depth profiles showing interesting and never-before-seen elements of all your favorite LEGO Star Wars minifigures. With more than 300 captivating images and tons of fascinating facts, the LEGO Star Wars Character Encyclopedia is sure to keep both LEGO lovers and Star Wars fans reading for hours! Exclusive minifigure Han Solo Included
Features:
* LEGO Star Wars Character Encyclopedia
* In Depth Profiles And Photos Of Over 300 Minifigures
* Hardcover Book
* 207 Pages
Dimensions:
* LEGO Star Wars Character Encyclopedia - 9 1/2" x 7 1/2"
Cook To Bang: The Lay Cook's Guide To Getting Laid
Tired of dates that leave you with nothing but a $150 dinner tab, a doggy bag, and blue balls? Enter Cook to Bang, a guide to wining, dining, and sixty-nining for cooks who don't know their asparagus from their elbows. It offers a history of Cook to Bang seduction throughout the ages, tips for setting the bait, the best menu for each "sexual profile," methods for creating a sexy-time vibe, and a game plan for how to make your move. Born from the popular Web site, Cook to Bang is an everyman's guide to cooking your way into your date's bed.
Features:
* Cook To Bang: The Lay Cook's Guide To Getting Laid
* Helpful Hints, Tips, And Strategies For Getting Successful Results With Food
* Paperback Book
* 225 Pages
Dimensions:
* Cook To Bang: The Lay Cook's Guide To Getting Laid - 8 1/4" x 5 1/2"
The Last Stand Of Chuck Norris: 400 All New Facts about the Most Terrifying Man In The Universe
Just when you thought it was safe to read, Chuck Norris is back with another roundhouse kick to the face. Fans of this bestselling series will rejoice at this newest addition to the hilarious anthology. The Last Stand of Chuck Norris contains 400 all-new, kick-ass facts about the book's indomitable namesake.
Some New Facts Are:
* Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
* When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
* Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down.
* Chuck Norris doesn't need a Twitter account. He is already following you.
* Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
Features:
* The Last Stand Of Chuck Norris: 400 All New Facts about the Most Terrifying Man In The Universe
* 400 All New Facts About Chuck Norris
* Paperback Book
* 160 Pages
Dimensions:
* The Last Stand Of Chuck Norris: 400 All New Facts about the Most Terrifying Man In The Universe - 7" x 5"
pocket sized, hardcovered book packed with all the skils you'll need for your wife, home and family. Plus tips on owning a house, suggestions for classy gifts, advice on handling your family, tricks to mastering the kitchen, and much, much, more!
You Will Learn:
* How to Make Decisions
* The Ten Commandments of Laundry
* How to Hire Handymen
* How Not to Fight over Money
* Side with Your Wife, Not Your Mother
Dimensions:
* Stuff Every Husband Should Know - 6" x 3 1/2"
The Amazing Silly Straw Glasses are perfectly insane. Come’ on, do you really want to look this goofy when sipping your favorite beverage? That’s why we love them and you will too. It’s a completely dorky, but at the same time a cool thing to have around. They’re Sip-Sational. Made out of a heavy dudty straw tubing material that allows to bend and create many sizes and shapes. The possibilities are endless!
Features:
* The Amazing Silly Straw Glasses
* Made Of High Quality Straw Tubing
* Bend And Create Many Shapes And Sizes
* Includes 5 Pieces Of Straw Tubing
Dimensions:
* The Amazing Silly Straw Glasses - Sizes In Length Vary
* The Amazing Silly Straw Glasses Diameter - Range From - 1/8" to 1/4"
Play an exciting tabletop Shoot N’ Score Basketball Game! The original 1970’s push button action game is back. Quickly click the 8 buttons to pop the basketball up into the air. Your opponent bangs on his buttons to block your shots and take possession of the ball. The game stays fast and furious game under a large clear domed roof. The first player to 22 points wins. This retro game from the era before electronic games and video consoles is still raucous fun! A great gift for your hoops fan or ball player.
Features:
* Shoot N' Score Basketball Tabletop Game
* Made Of High Quality Plastic And Metal
* Push Buttons To Play
* Tabletop Version Lets You Play Anywhere
Dimensions:
* Shoot N' Score Basketball Tabletop Game - 11 1/2" x 6 1/2"
Goal! Play an exciting tabletop Kick N’ Score Soccer Tabletop Game! The original 1960’s push button action game is back. Quickly click the 8 buttons to kick the ball up into the air. Your opponent bangs on his buttons to take possession of the ball. Use your goalie to block the goal. The game stays fast and furious game under a large clear domed roof. Keep score on the points spinner. This retro game from the era before electronic games and video consoles is still raucous fun! A great gift for your soccer player or world cup fan.
Features:
* Kick N' Score Soccer Tabletop Game
* Made Of High Quality Plastic And Metal
* Push Buttons And Move Lever To Play
* Tabletop Version Lets You Play Anywhere
Dimensions:
* Kick N' Score Soccer Tabletop Game - 11 1/2" x 6 1/2"
3-In-1 Miniature Game Tabletop Collection – Shuffleboard, Bowling, And Curling
The perfect way to cope with gaming boredom, this cool compendium of tabletop shuffleboard, mini bowling, and curling, these miniature games will keep you entertained with ease! Coming complete with a sizable 40-inch game board, ten bowling pins, five red rolling pucks, five white rolling pucks, and complete instructions, this portable set is easy to assemble and perfect for dinner parties or just an evening in the man cave. Simply decide if you want to play tabletop shuffleboard, mini bowling or curling and let the games begin...'til you get bored and move onto the next possibility!
Features:
* 3-In-1 Miniature Game Tabletop Collection – Shuffleboard, Bowling, And Curling
* Comes With Ten Bowling Pins, Five Red Rolling Pucks And Five White Rolling Pucks
* Comes With Official Game Board
* How To Play Game Instructions (Included)
* Assembles In Seconds
Dimensions:
* 3-In-1 Miniature Game Tabletop Collection – Shuffleboard, Bowling, And Curling - 40" x 9 3/4" x 1 1/2"
The perfect way to cope with halftime boredom, this bean bag game recreates the outdoor favorite in perfect indoor proportions. Perfect for both indoor and outdoor bean bag toss, it comes complete with one game board with fold flat supports, four red bean bags, and four blue bean bags. Assembling in seconds, this bean bag game set is completely portable and perfect for tailgating fun or just an evening in the man cave.
Features:
* Toss N' Score Beanbag Toss Game
* Great For Outdoor And Indoor Play
* Comes With Official Game Board
* 4 Red and 4 Blue Bean Bags (Included)
* Assembles In Seconds
Dimensions:
* Toss N' Score Beanbag Toss Game - 20" x 10 1/2" x 1 1/2"
The two sides of the new $100 dollar bill is depicted on this baseball. One panel of the ball is the face of Ben Franklin, with all other markings of the bill carefully drawn on. Other panel is Independence Hall, as seen on the back of the real $100 bill. Art work was drawn in pen and ink. Great gift for father’s day, the man in your life, or the unusual baseball collector. Unique collectible baseball!
Simple Scents Australia Individually Wrapped Bars Of Soap
Simple Scents Soaps are pure, natural botanical soaps that are made with the finest qualities of palm oils, shea butter, glycerin and other natural ingredients. These rich oils produce a soap bar with a high percentage of pure glycerin, a natural moisturizer and humectant. These soaps clean your skin without stripping it of its natural oils leaving you feeling soft and smooth and residue free.
Features:
* Simple Scents Australia Individually Wrapped Bars Of Soap
* Each Bar Is Individually Wrapped
* Come In A Variety Of Scents (Use Dropdown Window To Choose Scents)
Ingredients:
* Pure Natural Palm Oil, Palm Kernel Oil, Shea Butter, Glycerin, Sodium Chloride, Water, Fragrance, Organic Color Pigments And May Contain Olive Oil, Oatmeal, Flowers, Honey, Myrtle Leaves, Tea Tree Oil, Essential Oils, Milk, Grape Seed Oil, Vanilla Beans, Lemon Oil, Mango Butter, Cocoa Butter, Jojoba, Vitamin E, And Other Natural Ingredients.
Dimensions:
* Simple Scents Australia Individually Wrapped Bars Of Soap - 2 1/2" x 2 1/8"
Get a grip on major league stress with the sports ball designed to handle crunch-time pressure. Made with an all-natural core that flattens on the squeeze action and regains its shape automatically when finished. Great for the home, office or while watching a game or match. Just squeeze the stress ball as your team tries to score the winning touchdown. The football will continue to regain its shape no matter how hard it is squeezed and it rests nicely in its custom fitted football helmet.
Features:
* Sports Stress Relief Football
* Football Regains Its Shape No Matter How Hard It Is Squeezed
* Rests In Its Custom Fitted Football Helmet
Dimensions:
* Sports Stress Relief Football - 3" x 3"
