These items are all Brand new in their Original Packaging. They are items that we were able to Purchase at a discounted price and are able to pass the Savings along to our Customers. Rest assured that they are all in perfect condition, and follow all of our Regular return Policies.
The classic Chrome Cosmos Kinetic Motion Sculpture Toy is the cure for a boring desk or cubicle. The Chrome Cosmos kinetic sculpture is a perpetual motion desk toy with moving, spinning rings that mesmerize and entertain. Once started, it will stay active until you stop it.
Features:
* Chrome Cosmos Kinetic Motion Sculpture Toy
* Made Of High Quality Plastic
* Watch As The Rings Spin Continuously
* Makes A Great Desk Item For Home And Office
* Requires 1 "9V" Battery (Not Included)
Dimensions:
* Chrome Cosmos Kinetic Motion Sculpture Toy - 9 1/2" x 8 1/2" x 4 1/4"
Get a grip on major league stress with the sports ball designed to handle crunch-time pressure. Made with an all-natural core that flattens on the squeeze action and regains its shape automatically when finished. Great for the home, office or while watching a game or match. Just squeeze the stress ball during the bottom of the ninth inning rally instead of biting your nails as your team tries to score the winning run. This baseball will continue to regain its shape no matter how hard it is squeezed and it rests nicely in its custom fitted baseball glove.
Features:
* Sports Stress Relief Baseball
* Baseball Regains Its Shape No Matter How Hard It Is Squeezed
* Rests In Its Custom Fitted Baseball Glove
Dimensions:
* Sports Stress Ball Baseball - 3" x 3"
A great place to store all those cigarette butts you have! This Ass Tray Ashtray is made of ceramic and black in color with a miniature "Ass" in the middle of it. The bottom of the ashtray also features the comical phrase "Ass Tray." The outside rim features four grooved slots to rest individual cigarettes. Everyone will love to use this ashtray as they enjoy the humor that comes along with it. This ashtray also makes a great gift idea too!
Features:
* Ass Tray Ashtray
* Made Of Ceramic
* Miniature Ass In Middle Of Ashtray
* Grooved Slots For Cigarette Placement
This Giant Martini Glass will get the party started! You'll be "shaken" and "stirred" after drinking this extra large martini glass that holds up to 26 ounces! A great addition to any party occassion!
Features:
* Giant Martini Glass
* Made Of High Quality Glass
* Can Hold 26oz
* Great For Parties
* Comes In A Custom Gift Box
If you like to enjoy a cold one (or two) while you watch the big game at home, you'll want this giant beer glass that can hold up to 5 beers, so you'll be able watch the game without making multiple trips to the 'fridge. This glass was clearly designed by a couch potato efficiency expert.
Features:
* Giant Beer Glass
* Made Of High Quality Glass
* Can Hold Five Beers
* Great For Sporting Events And Parties
* Comes In A Custom Gift Box
Who's trying to steal those cookies? They'll never get away with it! If the biohazard symbol doesn't scare them away, the noise will!
Light sensitive alarm sounds a loud warning and starts the red light spinning when lid is lifted. Not just for treats; stash anything you want left alone!
Features:
* Toxic Waste Alarm Cookie Tin Jar
* Motion Switch On Lid Detects When Opened
* Flashing Light And Realistic Warning Siren
* Lid Is Removable For Cleaning And Refilling
* Cookie Tin Is Dishwasher Safe
* Requires 2 "AAA" Batteries (Included)
Dimensions:
* Toxic Waste Alarm Cookie Tin Jar - 8" x 5"
Add some life to your workplace with the Weazel Ball. The playful weasel, with its colorful round ball, makes an entertaining office pet. It chases and jumps over the rolling motor ball as if it was alive. Place the Weazel Ball on the floor in the middle of the office for a little excitement anytime of the day. This amusing distraction will make work more fun and get you through the workday.
Features:
* Measures - 10" long x 1.5" diameter, Ball is approximately 3.25" diameter.
* Made of hard plastic with motor inside.
* Requires 1 AA battery (not included).
* Product colors may vary from photos
Warning! The Meltdown Alarm Clock will flash and sound it's siren until you wake up (which we guarantee won't be long!) The spinning light and warning sign wouldn't be amiss in an emergency situation and will certainly add some urgency to your morning routine making it ideal for heavy sleepers and dawdlers!
Features:
* Meltdown Alarm Clock
* Novelty Alarm Clock With Spinning Light And Warning Siren
* Easy To Use Clock And Alarm Set Function
* Snooze Function
* Backlight
* Requires 3 "AA" Batteries To Power Lights And Siren (Not Included)
* Requires 1 "LR44" Battery To Power Clock (Included)
The Amazing Silly Straw Glasses are perfectly insane. Come’ on, do you really want to look this goofy when sipping your favorite beverage? That’s why we love them and you will too. It’s a completely dorky, but at the same time a cool thing to have around. They’re Sip-Sational. Made out of a heavy dudty straw tubing material that allows to bend and create many sizes and shapes. The possibilities are endless!
Features:
* The Amazing Silly Straw Glasses
* Made Of High Quality Straw Tubing
* Bend And Create Many Shapes And Sizes
* Includes 5 Pieces Of Straw Tubing
Dimensions:
* The Amazing Silly Straw Glasses - Sizes In Length Vary
* The Amazing Silly Straw Glasses Diameter - Range From - 1/8" to 1/4"
Play an exciting tabletop Shoot N’ Score Basketball Game! The original 1970’s push button action game is back. Quickly click the 8 buttons to pop the basketball up into the air. Your opponent bangs on his buttons to block your shots and take possession of the ball. The game stays fast and furious game under a large clear domed roof. The first player to 22 points wins. This retro game from the era before electronic games and video consoles is still raucous fun! A great gift for your hoops fan or ball player.
Features:
* Shoot N' Score Basketball Tabletop Game
* Made Of High Quality Plastic And Metal
* Push Buttons To Play
* Tabletop Version Lets You Play Anywhere
Dimensions:
* Shoot N' Score Basketball Tabletop Game - 11 1/2" x 6 1/2"
Goal! Play an exciting tabletop Kick N’ Score Soccer Tabletop Game! The original 1960’s push button action game is back. Quickly click the 8 buttons to kick the ball up into the air. Your opponent bangs on his buttons to take possession of the ball. Use your goalie to block the goal. The game stays fast and furious game under a large clear domed roof. Keep score on the points spinner. This retro game from the era before electronic games and video consoles is still raucous fun! A great gift for your soccer player or world cup fan.
Features:
* Kick N' Score Soccer Tabletop Game
* Made Of High Quality Plastic And Metal
* Push Buttons And Move Lever To Play
* Tabletop Version Lets You Play Anywhere
Dimensions:
* Kick N' Score Soccer Tabletop Game - 11 1/2" x 6 1/2"
The two sides of the new $100 dollar bill is depicted on this baseball. One panel of the ball is the face of Ben Franklin, with all other markings of the bill carefully drawn on. Other panel is Independence Hall, as seen on the back of the real $100 bill. Art work was drawn in pen and ink. Great gift for father’s day, the man in your life, or the unusual baseball collector. Unique collectible baseball!
Get a grip on major league stress with the sports ball designed to handle crunch-time pressure. Made with an all-natural core that flattens on the squeeze action and regains its shape automatically when finished. Great for the home, office or while watching a game or match. Just squeeze the stress ball as your team tries to score the winning touchdown. The football will continue to regain its shape no matter how hard it is squeezed and it rests nicely in its custom fitted football helmet.
Features:
* Sports Stress Relief Football
* Football Regains Its Shape No Matter How Hard It Is Squeezed
* Rests In Its Custom Fitted Football Helmet
Dimensions:
* Sports Stress Relief Football - 3" x 3"
Get a grip on major league stress with the sports ball designed to handle crunch-time pressure. Made with an all-natural core that flattens on the squeeze action and regains its shape automatically when finished. Great for the home, office or while watching a game or match. Just squeeze the stress ball as your favorite golfer tries to knock down the winning putt on the 18th hole. This golf ball will continue to regain its shape no matter how hard it is squeezed and it rests nicely in its custom fitted golf club.
Features:
* Sports Stress Relief Golf Ball
* Golf Ball Regains Its Shape No Matter How Hard It Is Squeezed
* Rests In Its Custom Fitted Golf Club
A great way to encourage good money habits while showing support for your favorite NFL team. This money bank, which is made in the shape of an adorable teddy bear is made of ceramic. The teddy bear is holding a football in its lap while wearing a New York Jets football jersey. The coin slot is located directly on top of the teddy bears head while the bottom has a rubberized plug to empty the money bank whenever you desire. The craftsmanship and detailing on this bank put are made of the highest quality. Great for fans of all ages!
Features:
* Authentic Color and Details
* Made of Ceramic
* Officially Licensed
Co-workers annoying you to no end? Is your significant other complaining about every move you make? Well, don't just explode with anger, carry this mug around and show them how much you care about their meaningless problems. This mug is made of ceramic and resembles the shape of an actual grenade. The face of the grenade reads "Complaint Department Please Take A Number." Towards the top of the mug there is a keychain with the number 1 attached to it.
The classic alien invasion game is now portable on a keychain!
How to play:
Switch the product On (you will find the switch on the base of the product) There are two On modes, Silent and Sound On.
To start the game, press the start button (the long button on the front). You can pause the game by pressing the button again, re-press to re-activate.
The aliens will light up one at a time randomly, press the button whilst the alien is lit. If you press the wrong button, you will lose one of your six lives and one of the LEDs on the start button will light out. Once you have lost six lives, your game will be over (press start to play a new game)
There are three levels of difficulty which are indicated by different sound effects and music. To avoid battery drainage, switch off after use. Clean with a dry cloth only.
Ever feel pressured by the relentless clock, the hands ticking time off faster and faster, your project getting further and further behind schedule? Well, it's time to take control of the situation! Don't be a slave to the clock! With our exclusive BACKWARD CLOCK, time flows in the reverse direction so that you'll never be late again. In fact, you may finish the project before you begin... The hour, minute and second hands move BACKWARD and the numbers are arranged counterclockwise. The black plastic body is a huge 10" diameter. Black and white clock face, black hands, red second hand, and clear plastic lens. Requires one AA battery (sold separately). When you go to set the time, just flip your brain over and you shouldn't have any problems.
The Disco Ball Alarm Clock is a party in pink. When the digital display hits the set alarm time – the disco ball has got it all goin' on! The ball begins to boogie, with different coloured lights dancing around the room to the retro disco beat! Groovy baby! Yeah!.. and if you're not quite ready to hit the dance floor – just hit snooze while you dream up some new moves to shake your groove thang with. If you're looking for a gift for her, the Disco Ball Alarm Clock is a huge hit with the laaaay-deees, but then guys shouldn't feel shy to show off their flare (or should that be flares) either! Awesome fun if you've got a guest staying the night, set the Disco Ball Alarm Clock in their room for a wake up call that'll have them thinking they're in bed with the Bee Gees! It's so much fun, you'll be setting it for when you're awake! In fact, why not take it to the office and set the alarm throughout the day to signal the whole team to take a sanity break! The Disco Ball Alarm Clock – it gets you up, by gettin' down...ow! Order now!
Product Features:
* Product dimensions: 4.3(W) x 4.7(H) x 6.3(D) inches / 11(W) x 12(H) x 16(D) cm.
* The Disco Ball Alarm Clock is of plastic construction, requires 3 x AA batteries not included) and 1 x LR44 battery (included).
This Time Bomb Alarm Clock is the perfect gift for those people in your life who hate to get up in the morning! Nothing will get them out of bed faster than this time bomb alarm clock. This novelty alarm clock comes complete with tick-tock, explosion wake up sound and flashing light effects! Shaped like a deadly black bomb, if the sheer image doesn't terrify you, turn the red tipped wick to deactivate and save the world while never being late for work or school again!
Features:
* Time Bomb Alarm Clock
* Wakes You Up With Tick-Tock, Explosion Sound, And Flashing Light Effects
* Projector Screen That Can Be Seen In The Dark
* Easy To Use Clock And Alarm Set Functions
* Snooze Button
* Try Me Feature
* Requires 3 "AAA" Batteries (Not Included
Want to sound like a pro without all the pesky practicing? This is the violin for you. Draw the bow against the touch sensitive strings and it really plays! Takes 2 AA Batteries (not included). The three buttons on the back manipulate the songs. Button one is for Song Select, button two is for stopping or resetting, and the third button is for demo mode.
Playlist Includes:
- Menuet
- Ode To Joy
- Auld Lang Syne
- Red River Valley
- You Are My Sunshine
- Green Sleeves
- Santa Lucia
- Die Forelle
Violin measures 8" x 3 1/4" without stand. Bow is 7 1/4". With stand, violin measures 9 1/2" tall.
The new improved version! Simply hide the Fart Box anywhere near your victim, then stand up to 100 feet away and press the remote button to make a loud fart noise come out! This new version has up to 15 different fart noises and is much louder than the original! Requires one 9 volt battery (not included). The funniest gag product ever produced just got better! WE proudly present the NEW Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2 (pun intended). Armed with this new and improved device, you can embarrass your victims whenever the mood strikes you. Hilarious Prank place this in the center of the room at a party and you will have non-stop laughter!
Are you tired of small scale pranks and looking for something bigger? Do you want to clear whole crowds of people at once? Then drop "The Bomb!"
The Fart Bomb is simple and completely anonymous. Just enter a crowded room of people, squeeze the Fart Bomb, drop it and leave. In 8 to 15 seconds, the packet will pop releasing the most horrid stench you've ever smelt. Then laugh and watch as everyone runs for fresh air wondering "who dropped the bomb." They're perfect for livening up (or ruining) any social gathering. Each box contains 4 lethal doses.
Directions for use:
1 - Take Packet out of Carton
2 - Squeeze, thump or stomp on object within the Packet
3 - Throw, then move away from the bag, wait 8-15 seconds while bag expands
4 - Packet will explode with a "Boom" Sound
5 - Watch as people Wonder where the Fart Smell is coming from
Your sitting across the table and you see something on someones plate that you want. No problem with the World's largest fork. It Looks like an ordinary fork, but allows you to extend it up to 2 feet to grab something off someones un-suspecting plate. Extends to more than 2 feet and can be used over and over again. Buy a whole set and your whole family and friends can eat off everyones plate. Great Fun!
