Sock Lovers Unite! You, yes YOU, have been chosen to lead the charge in a
whole new worldwide wardrobe revolution that will change the course of history
as known to mankind. We have had enough of the conventional boring socks that
cut into your soul and drain you of the will to live. Enough! We refuse to be
dragged into the dregs of conformity created by the generations past. While
others may remain, we say No More! We choose to win, one sock raid at a time.
May the ODDs be ever in your favorite designs. StayAwesome Research has shown
that when you wear weird socks, others perceive you as more awesome! We knew
it all along ... These novelty tootsie toasters fit awesome gents and gals of
all ages that are tired of conforming to the status quo. You’ve worn your last
basic white sock. Confidently rock your socks off with your favorite fun
designs in crisp vivid colors 'cause†a boring sock sux. It’s science. Wear
daily for maximum effect - no matter the occasion, these are a shoo-in! Extra
credit if worn with fancy-pants dress shoes for the super cool secret silly
ninja effect. Remember, the best time to wear fun socks is ALL THE TIME! Sad
socks are a thing of the past! Knit from a thick, comfortable cotton and
elastic blend for a breathable yet stretchy fit. Say goodbye to tired toes and
hello to happy feet!

• 100% Polyester
• Imported
• Machine Wash
• UGLY AND PROUD Tired of conforming to the status quo? Fact: Silly socks make others think you're awesome. Its science. Wear daily for maximum effect, extra credit if worn with fancy-pants dress shoes.
• IM READY FOR F.U.N. - Youve worn your last basic white sock. Confidently rock your socks off with your favorite nautical designs in crisp vivid colors 'cause... a boring sock sux.
• MY LEG! - Sad socks are a thing of the past! Knit from a thick, comfortable cotton and elastic blend for a breathable yet stretchy fit. Say goodbye to tired toes and hello to happy feet.
• ONE SIZE FITS MOST - The only thing that should fit in is your socks! These novelty tootsie toasters fit gents and gals of all ages. (Shoe Sizes: 6-13)
• CARE Got funky socks? Oh, Barnacles! PLEASE machine wash and dry inside out to keep your socks clean and soft.